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curious_karrie
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 51
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Thanks alex. I wouldn't mind so much, but i'm not stunning, just pretty average i think. I've seen your avatar pics 
and people seem to believe that it is you, so why don't they believe me? I was going to put the pic on my avatar, somebody kindly resized it for me, but i still couldnt do it and deleted it. I wish i had done it now. I should wear it loud and proud and if people don't like it they can sod off!
and people seem to believe that it is you, so why don't they believe me? I was going to put the pic on my avatar, somebody kindly resized it for me, but i still couldnt do it and deleted it. I wish i had done it now. I should wear it loud and proud and if people don't like it they can sod off! 
And don't worry, i haven't forgotten about you The photo isn't on the ad. When they responded to the ad i sent the photo. I'm not looking for approval, i just thought that we were all adults on here, and were passed the adolescent stage of having to try and kid anyone about our bodies. I sent the pic so they know what to expect if/when we met up, but if at this early stage they think i'm a liar i won't bother. I'll stay faithful to the rabbit, he knows me inside and out :!:
I sent a photo to somebody in response to an ad i have on here. For some reason they doesn't believe it's me. 
I had the same pic on my messenger profile and nobody believed me then either.
I'm not sure if they think that i couldn't possibly be that sexy, or maybe they think nobody could be that repulsive!!! I don't know, but why don't they believe me?
All i want is a good time,
yet i feel that i have to constantly explain myself.
I might just give up :!:
I had the same pic on my messenger profile and nobody believed me then either.I'm not sure if they think that i couldn't possibly be that sexy, or maybe they think nobody could be that repulsive!!! I don't know, but why don't they believe me?
All i want is a good time,
yet i feel that i have to constantly explain myself.I might just give up :!:
I know exactly what you mean. I posted an ad in women looking for women, and got lots of couples replying (my partner will just watch, maybe join in). That isnt what i wanted and i said so Ive given up on the ads now, most of the "women" looking for women are couples, and if pressed further i'm sure they too would end up as men with a full 9"inches but not a woman in sight.
So i'll just keep plodding away in the forum and hopefully will meet somebody soon!
Good luck to you in your hunt
So i'll just keep plodding away in the forum and hopefully will meet somebody soon!
Good luck to you in your hunt
Greetings, friends old and new.
I'm just in the process of creating my (rather naff) webpage. I'll post the address here as soon as it is up and running for you all to peruse. Don't expect anything too exciting, i'm rather computer illiterate!!! But i do my best. I'll keep you all informed
I'm just in the process of creating my (rather naff) webpage. I'll post the address here as soon as it is up and running for you all to peruse. Don't expect anything too exciting, i'm rather computer illiterate!!! But i do my best. I'll keep you all informed
A man fell asleep on the beach one day and the wind came up and blew sand
all over him until he was covered with only his big toe sticking out.
A nympho was walking down the beach, saw the toe sticking up, she pulled
down her bikini bottom and squatted over the toe. She continued having her
way until she was satisfied, pulled up her drawers and left.
The guy woke up, brushed the sand away and left, not knowing what happened.
The next day his foot itched like hell, and had a sore on it.
He went to the Doctor and after an examination the doc told him he had
syphilis of the big toe.
"Syphilis of the big toe?", he inquired, "isn't that rare?"
The doc said "Yes, but if you think that's rare, I had a woman
in here this morning with athlete's fanny!!"
Three guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Welshman are out walking
> > along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie
> > pops
> > out of it. "I will give you each one wish" says the genie.
> >
> > The Welshman says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
> > also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Wales."
> >
> > With a blink of the genie's eye, 'FOOM' - the land in Wales was forever
> > made fertile for farming.
> >
> > The Frenchman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around France, so
> > that no one can come into our precious country. Again, with a blink of
the
> > Genie's eye,'POOF' - there was a huge wall around France.
> >
> > The Englishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this
> > wall. The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick
> > and
> > nothing can get in or out."
> >
> > The Englishman says, "Fill it up with water."
all over him until he was covered with only his big toe sticking out.
A nympho was walking down the beach, saw the toe sticking up, she pulled
down her bikini bottom and squatted over the toe. She continued having her
way until she was satisfied, pulled up her drawers and left.
The guy woke up, brushed the sand away and left, not knowing what happened.
The next day his foot itched like hell, and had a sore on it.
He went to the Doctor and after an examination the doc told him he had
syphilis of the big toe.
"Syphilis of the big toe?", he inquired, "isn't that rare?"
The doc said "Yes, but if you think that's rare, I had a woman
in here this morning with athlete's fanny!!"
Three guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Welshman are out walking
> > along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie
> > pops
> > out of it. "I will give you each one wish" says the genie.
> >
> > The Welshman says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
> > also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Wales."
> >
> > With a blink of the genie's eye, 'FOOM' - the land in Wales was forever
> > made fertile for farming.
> >
> > The Frenchman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around France, so
> > that no one can come into our precious country. Again, with a blink of
the
> > Genie's eye,'POOF' - there was a huge wall around France.
> >
> > The Englishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this
> > wall. The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick
> > and
> > nothing can get in or out."
> >
> > The Englishman says, "Fill it up with water."
I just came across some jokes while clearing out my inbox.... i thought i would share them all with you. Enjoy!
A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm.
'I'd like to buy a horth' he says to the owner of the farm
What sort of horse?', said the owner
'A female horth,' the dwarf replies.
So the owner shows him a mare.
'Nithe horth,' says the dwarf, 'can I thee her eyth?"
So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes.
'Nith eyth', says the dwarf, 'can I thee her teeth?'
Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.
'Nith teeth, can I see her eerth?' the dwarf says.
By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again the owner picks
up
the dwarf to show him the horses ears.
'Nith eerth,' he says 'now can I see her twot?'
With this the owner picks the dwarf up and shoves his head deep inside
the horses vagina, he holds him there for a second before pulling him
out
and putting him down.
The dwarf shakes his head and says 'Perhaps I should weefwaze that.
Can I see her wun awound?'
:lol: :lol:
A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm.
'I'd like to buy a horth' he says to the owner of the farm
What sort of horse?', said the owner
'A female horth,' the dwarf replies.
So the owner shows him a mare.
'Nithe horth,' says the dwarf, 'can I thee her eyth?"
So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes.
'Nith eyth', says the dwarf, 'can I thee her teeth?'
Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.
'Nith teeth, can I see her eerth?' the dwarf says.
By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again the owner picks
up
the dwarf to show him the horses ears.
'Nith eerth,' he says 'now can I see her twot?'
With this the owner picks the dwarf up and shoves his head deep inside
the horses vagina, he holds him there for a second before pulling him
out
and putting him down.
The dwarf shakes his head and says 'Perhaps I should weefwaze that.
Can I see her wun awound?'
:lol: :lol: 
