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dekntan
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 66
Bi-curious Female, 43
UK

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Quote by Cherrytree
I think Sassy's quote is saying that Ronald Castree's DNA was the same as the DNA left by the person who killed Lesley, (who was at that time unknown) and therefore, Castree was the killer - not that there were two men with the same DNA.

yup thats what i thought to :thumbup:
one of my happy places is the quiet end of the beach at dusk whilst walking the dog where i can be alone with my thoughts and think nice stuff without interuptions and reminders and phone calls apart from when the dog shaking right nxt to me after being for a swim mad
dek doesnt like the social side of things he is quite quiet in big groups and prefers a smaller group to chat in , i however love the socials and use them as a way of mostly putting a face to a name seeing if you click with that person offline as well as you do online etc and often get shocks (even though i shoudnt) how different in appearence people appear from the cams /photgraphs.
dont make much sence do i lol
hello and wave :welcome: take a pew and join the nuthouse the mental ones will be along soon :giggle: cant help with the french thing though
Quote by blueandpink
Ooh Mar well done, kiss :thrilled: you can have 500 for starting the thread but these will be increased with THE DETAIL (dont think you can get away with it that lightly rolleyes )
pink x

my sentiments exactly lol
Quote by niceandgentle
....orgasms have you had in the past week?
This is purely for Pinky points... and purely because I've had a particularly horny weekend and want to show off :smug:
I've had 999 since Friday night, who can beat that?? :smoke:

Whoa there girl, steady on! redface
NINE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: no wonder mar has been very quiet this weekend (on the site atleast) :giggle:
ah feck em they can have mine lol they will have to pay the overdraft like lol redface surprisedops: tis a bit worrying like just have to keep an eye open on bank account etc it does say
The copy of the data is still likely to be in government property. The police are now conducting a search
Quote by jaymar
ffs 9 :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: im green now........
No to be honest not a horny weekend at all here chilled out, loved up but not horny but thats for a whole other diffferent reason lol
ps. to get lots of pinky points u shoulkd tell us about each and every one :giggle: :giggle:

can't ... :smug:
oh why not i need a good lady wank :wanker: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
ffs 9 :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: im green now........
No to be honest not a horny weekend at all here chilled out, loved up but not horny but thats for a whole other diffferent reason lol
ps. to get lots of pinky points u shoulkd tell us about each and every one :giggle: :giggle:
Didnt wanna start a thread but thought this was best place to post thing, about the big scandel about the child benefit disk fook-up. This morning i received a letter of them to say
"I am writing to make a personal apology. A copy of some HM revenue & customs (HMRC) data about families; including yours, who have received child benefit has been lost."

then goes on to say what the data included and what to do if any problems etc etc
Did everyone receive this letter or just those who were on the disk???
Tan x
Quote by creampie123
ann-mitch and gamepair added.....thats all the spaces taken for the cpls...anyone cpl after this is on the reserve list..

fankoo,,
il go on the singles list if it makes room for another couple as tis only me coming ... dek will be babysitting the monster lol got him well trained
ffs i'll work that out in the morning..... 2 off there....1 on there..... think that means there's 1 cpl space left and 1 single space left..then it's the reserve list...i'll double check the figures in the morning then i'll move tan from there to there ffs.....
it aint that confusing ffs lol take dekntanof couples list add tan to singles list leaving space for 1 more couple lol see how nice i am lol :grin: the lucky couple should owe me a kiss or something i think :giggle:
Quote by blueandpink
Winey
Kinda not sure about dishing our Pinky Points tm Louise here as you're not really talking sex, more asking us birds to get our tits out rolleyes ....
...but I suppose (because you're such a sweetie) I could give you a nominal 100 points for at least not talking about sport or cars blink
pink x

Ooooooh, just had a thought Pink.... maybe we should challenge the guys to change their avatars... they could show us what they've got!?!
Equality an' all that!! :twisted:
Nola x :thumbup: :thumbup: come on u lads get ya kit of fer the lasses lol
yes Nola, great idea, Tan's seconded the motion and I third it....so guys show us yer bits :rascal:
even a torso or 2 would be nice (to keep within the AUP) bums torsos, etc etc come on lads
Quote by Sarah
I never show my nipples redface surprisedops:

Your bum makes me wet :grin: :grin: god knows what would happen if i seen your nipples :giggle:
i dont use birth control other than condoms dek has had the snip so there is definately no need with him if a condom split i would get the morning after pill
Quote by Freckledbird
It's a long time since I was studying sociology but in those days (back when we were all in t'poorhouse, had outside loos and shared one pair of shoes between 12 of us etc), being a chef, qualified or otherwise, was skilled manual labour and therefore working class - sorry Tan! lol

Yes, it still is. Wonder what that makes me - I'm a qualified chef (from years ago) and I have a professional qualification (degree and QTS)?
Makes no difference when you're naked but maybe the social skills/interactions before that point are different? gosh i wrote that when i was driuk and it sorta makes a little sence loon ,What i meant to add in to the bit about being professional is that i have qualifications in management (catering) as well, are managers profesional but most of all
why the feck does it matterthere is no difference in status , yes granted the professional couple may be better off in life and can afford to travel to meets/ socials/ clubs every weekend etc but it makes no difference at all to the persons social skills which is what should be important
Quote by Marya_Northeast
I don't care what you do for a living - unless you're a gynaecologist! :shock:

I'm YOUR gynaecologist :!: :grin: :grin:
take off your pants and bend over please
:wanker:
bolt
Quote by creampie123

Depends where you live obviously!
Always snowing somewhere....... even in August! lol

ok it never snows in august in hartlepool :lol:
but there again it usually does fook all in hartlepool whatever the month :lol:
aye thats true like :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
unless
ya look at the crime stats then tis a different matter rolleyes
Quote by creampie123
ann-mitch and gamepair added.....thats all the spaces taken for the cpls...anyone cpl after this is on the reserve list..

fankoo,,
il go on the singles list if it makes room for another couple as tis only me coming ... dek will be babysitting the monster lol got him well trained
can you please add gamepairto the list please if still places left fankoo tan x
Woohooo im coming im coming definately positively coming
to the social that is bolt
Quote by mdr2000
Depends where you live obviously!
Always snowing somewhere....... even in August! lol

ok it never snows in august in hartlepool :lol:
it not something that botheres me if anything tis a little off putting in a profile a bit snobbish sometimes imo
woulod i class us a professional dek is a professional i am a fully qualified chef but dont work at the moment does that make me a half profesional???? but i aint got it in profile if people like us they should like us for us not for the jobs we do or what we are
Quote by markz

nah im just god damn fugly lol :lol:

yeah I heard......
maybe you should let the misses sort the meets out..... rolleyes
pmsl tan is the fugly one dek is good looking think i should let dek sort the meets fer us :lol: :lol: :lol:
tan x
Quote by markz
are you on broadband or dial up............. rolleyes

I love you. I can't help it. I just do. :roll:
No its true if your on broadband you get more meets...... :roll:
how the feck does that work confused: :roll: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
its all to do with bandwidth see the bigger bandwith you have the more replies you get.....honest guys just go out and get 8mb broadband and watch the replies roll in.......I can't keep up with it..... :roll:
im on 8meg bb thought and fecking meets are like snow in august
I'd complain to your ISP........ biggrin
nah im just god damn fugly lol :lol:
Quote by markz
are you on broadband or dial up............. rolleyes

I love you. I can't help it. I just do. :roll:
No its true if your on broadband you get more meets...... :roll:
how the feck does that work confused: :roll: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
its all to do with bandwidth see the bigger bandwith you have the more replies you get.....honest guys just go out and get 8mb broadband and watch the replies roll in.......I can't keep up with it..... :roll:
im on 8meg bb thought and fecking meets are like snow in august
Quote by noladreams30
Winey
Kinda not sure about dishing our Pinky Points tm Louise here as you're not really talking sex, more asking us birds to get our tits out rolleyes ....
...but I suppose (because you're such a sweetie) I could give you a nominal 100 points for at least not talking about sport or cars blink
pink x

Ooooooh, just had a thought Pink.... maybe we should challenge the guys to change their avatars... they could show us what they've got!?!
Equality an' all that!! :twisted:
Nola x :thumbup: :thumbup: come on u lads get ya kit of fer the lasses lol
Just thought i would big up swinging heaven for a change for being on the ball and doing a great job i know you get loads of threads complaining so i thought i would say something positive for a change
this weekend we uploaded 2 lots of pics and both lots were uploaded and viewable within an hour big thumbs up from me (or some mod just fancied a perv) lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:thumbup:
nxt mission is some videos :twisted: