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Tan & Nola
yours whilst wonderful are more horizontal than avast
bar humbug il go back to original avator then :cry:
no its just a question of camera angle thats all
blame dek then hes the camera man
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dekntan
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 66
Bi-curious Female, 43
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ops: :oops: :oops: :oops:Quote by redpantherman
ok my cds/videos/books/dvds are all in alpha order
my mugs / glasses are all faced down with handle to the right
i always make the loo roll end into a little point
bleach is my best friend
i wash the ashtrays atleast 3 times a day, hoover atleast 4 times a day, polish daily, change bedding 3 times a week,wash the dog bowls after every meal, all tins/ jars have to face the front and stand in rows according to what they are beans, hotdogs,soup etc, and go through 4 bottles of loo cleaner a week
my cherished teddies all sit in the right families/sets etc and no one is allowed to touch them
loads more little quirks i have to but they would take pages to tell ya all
ohhhhhh Tan will you please please please be my cleaning lady??? :inlove: I will pay you way over the rates...
you will get my 2nd to last Rollo AND a lick of my Curly Wurly... Officially the best old fashioned sweet... eva! (before they changed the sodding recipe!
)Go on... say yes!
OMG curly wurlys and rolos I'm Yours sold
:lol: Yes Yes Yes Yes Oh yes :P
Quote by mdr2000
Well we went last night (Friday) Our first. What a great night we had.. Dita Von Tease put on an amazing show.. and we got to meet her very briefly as she left and she is stunning absolutely stunning. The people everywhere, traders the public alike were absolutely the most friendly you could meet anywhere.
Spend a fortune on everything but think it well spent... bargains everywhere!
Brilliant night... Recommended to anyone.
Mike x
Love to know what the bargains were:
Plim :?
Depends what you were buying and if you buy normally as such... We found a few things, toys, corsets shoes we even spoke to one couple who had bought 3 pairs of thigh high boots for just
Even if they are crap which they didn't seem to be they were a bargain in anyones eyes plim!! The shoes we bought were half what we normally pay along with some very deep suspender belts.. very very inexpensive!
We nearly went back today lol...
Mike x
i have paid betweeen 60 and 100 quid for each pair of my thigh boots sounds like a bargain maybe plim wasnt into buying heels though
:lol: :lol: :lol: Quote by jaymar
Hi all,
I love giving ladies anal but have never done double penitraition. Have any lady's tried double vaginal penetraition ? Again would require male's who were not shy with each other but I have an old girlfriendwho had done it and she say it was the best sex she had experienced !
Best wishes Alan
:shock: I've just had an "ouch" moment!! would this be physically possible??
I've never tried double penetration, I don't think it would be me
a lesson in life
jaymar dear a baby comes out of there and in all respects (sorry men) no man's manhood is as big as the average baby
only way i have tried double vaginal penetration is with dek and a dildo it was good but hard to keep hold of the dildo and get a good rythem going
butttttt I had a C-Section :shock: I'm still feeling "ouch" at the thought :scared:
Ah all is explained
:welcome: hello :kiss: cant imagine how scared you were, i think at some point we are all at fault of thinking we are invinsible the most recent thing that happened to me that scared and shocked me (i have a back problem) but in no way compares to your frightfull time :upset: now as many of you with back problems will know a wrong twist and you cant move, so i goes in the bath this day thinking nothing of it son was at school dek was at work house phone and mobile were downstairs done it countless times before, washing myself then bang i cant move im stuck in the bath tried shouting at the neighbour they didnt hear so i tried and tried to get up and out but the more i tried the less i could move waited and waited school time came and went the phones were ringing, - the school wondering where i was - they then phoned my friend to pick him up then she came to the house wondering where the hell i was luckily she had a key and hey presto found me stuck in the bath where i had been for 4 hours i learnt my lesson i now wont go in the bath without someone in the house or if needs must make sure the phones are very reachable
hope your confidence comes back real quick :therethere:
Quote by alljustfun2001
Sadly the 1s I could think of have been said but
dekntan's - how was it for you cos it was shit for me
say it to dek all the time
wat i say alot at the min to dek is (on a morning) "did we fuck last night cos i cant remember it" :giggle:
he knows tis all in good fun
Quote by Plimboy
dek has 3 children to his x wife all over 18 now never had a problem with them sometimes have had probs with my son though (who had his mummy pretty much to himself until dek came along and was angry at dek for nicking his mummy he was 3) tis swings and roundabouts though
My step dad took 3 of us on when i was 7 i was the only one of the kids that "accepted" him my brother and sister still cause problems for him after more than 16 years to the extent of refusing to include thier baby our half brother in a family portrait because he wasnt true blood so to speak which i found totally outragous :shock:
The "true blood" situation caused a problem with my Ex's late mother as one of her other grandchildren wasn't actually HER grandchild.
I don't think there is a single answer to this scenario, but in that case it was the attitude of her daughter-in-law concerned in trying to "force" the situation onto the M-in-Law (and treating her almost as a child herself) and trying to behave as if the problem didn't exist. I felt that was unreasonable, there would have been less of a problem if the "error" had been admitted - there just has to be an element of give and take in each individual circumstances.
Plim
agreed the is no single asnwer personally i couldnt treat 1 kid any different from another regardless of parentage people do it though and proberly always will my step dads parents never treat us any different from her "true grandkids" there are times they will have wanted to but twas not politically correct
your a burke :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
wispers are supposed to be for passing personal information to others privatly, say if you want to give them a fone number/addy
generally ask before wispering anyone as in a well run room repeat offenders will be kicked
and its normally frowned upon.... and its a bit pointless wispering "hi" :lol:
saying that it all depends on the title of the room see the AUPand chatroom Rules
wispers are supposed to be for passing personal information to others privatly, say if you want to give them a fone number/addy
generally ask before wispering anyone as in a well run room repeat offenders will be kicked
and its normally frowned upon.... and its a bit pointless wispering "hi"
:lol: saying that it all depends on the title of the room see the AUPand chatroom Rules
Quote by sword-stileto
Stileto made a strange request.
"take my socks off"!!!!!!!!!!!
not a strange request in its self but coupled with.
"I cant find my feet"!!!!!!!!!!!
yep my beloved misses had been boozingshe claims it was the fault of the red wine that she does'nt normaly drink.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: that sooo sounds like me after a night out on some occasions i have asked dek to - smoke the cigarette for me cos i couldnt feel my mouth
- take off my stockings cos they are itching my boobs :shock:
- take me to the toilet cos i want to sit on something hard
