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dekntan
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 66
Bi-curious Female, 43
UK

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:welcome: to the nut house lol :lol: :lol:
the mad folk are situated over there ------------------> and over there <------------------------
Quote by markz
I move the washing (normally looks like a chinese laundry in my house) lol , redo my lipstick and put a squirt of perfume on dunno

the perfume is quite important then..... rolleyes
dont you have smellovision where you live yet then :roll:
Quote by bbw_lover
cool bbw come get me :P

Whoooooo Hoooooooooo!
I'm on my way gorgeous! kiss
passionkiss
Thought I recognised you wink
yup tis me "im a fanny"
bolt was just about to mail ya and say it was me incase you hadnt checked the profile redface
Quote by
Couple break up but it is not ,in my opinion, due to swinging.

i think the same as well,
i think it makes or breaks couples tbh but....... it already has to be broken for swinging to break it and it already has to be a good relationship to get stronger through swinging
swinging on its own does not break up couples
oh feck it, it make sence in my head rolleyes i know what i mean loon
its early confused
Quote by bbw_lover
Can't wait for the new chatroom then! I shall open my own "Marya Only" room and talk to myself all day. cool

what is actually new about this ? wink
I couldn't care less about a couples' only room. It offends me no more or less than the bi rooms or the BBW rooms or the other specific rooms. I still have to meander my way through the huge number of people to find the people that I want to fuck. It is easy when there are segregated rooms as I know that the people who go in them aren't people I want to f##k anyway.
Yes me too, but it's a question of principle. What is being asked for here is special priviledges for couples. Why? The reasoning is because they're couples and are therefore a special case.
This is a complete nonsense. We are all supposed to be of equal value on this site. If, as I've already indicated earlier, you support this notion of a separate chatroom for couples, then you are obliged, by logical extension, to support separate chatrooms for ALL the other categories and permutations. As soon as you do this then you may as well have separate websites.
Swingingheaven - for whites only
Swingingheaven - for blacks only
Swingingheaven - for men only
Swingingheaven - for women only
Swingingheaven - for for tall people only
Swingingheaven - for for short people only
Swingingheaven - for for blondes only
Swingingheaven - for for redheads only

Yes this is an extreme exaggeration, but it's meant to illustrate that this is a incredibly stupid idea, and once again if this is being seriously considered by the Chatroom Ops AND Moderators, then all of you should be thoroughly ashamed of yourselves.
and brunettes get no site at all :cry: :cry: :cry:
bolt
Quote by helnheaven
Oi.....gerra room you two :giggle:
And I want an invite lol

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: right we have a room whos coming redface
imo the men folk of this site (and other sites to) seem to have more attachment issues than the women dunno and yet in "the real world" this is reversed imo anyway.....
i had a rather keen one once who lost the plot a bit when dek came back from working away - the jealousy was bubbling and yet we had never even played :shock:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
my son had ended up with 3 this year i bought him one then his 2 grannies bought him one each aswel being the only child i of course have to help him eat then for the health of his teeth ya understand
i dont put any outside decorations up they wouldnt last 2 minutes before the tea leafs had em away for a start see profile for last years decorations cool i turn my front room into some sort of grotto if i can redface
Quote by sword-stileto

if im looking at pics or a cam then im not looking at how tidy there house is or how well dressed they are im looking at them as a person, a human being

We cant help but look passed the people at times & think hmm I really like that sofa or I would'nt even give that house space lol
i cant say i remember ever looking at a pic or cam and thinking nice sofa or they need to tidy its who they are for me
Quote by bbw_lover
pics are pics at the end of the day sometimes the best pics are the natural ones if that means taken when ya drunk or ya house is messy then so be it
as for cams i try and make an effort but if i fancy camming and i cant be bothered to get dolled up i dont
if im looking at pics or a cam then im not looking at how tidy there house is or how well dressed they are im looking at them as a person, a human being

:thumbup:
I agree with this. I also look at the person, not interested in whether they've just got out of bed or not.
By the way Tan you don't need to get dolled up, you look great anyway.
you cant of seen me early morning then :lol: :lol:
i go bra less sometimes normaly if im going on night out and the top i wanna wear just dont look right with a bra
other times i go cupless rolleyes
the rest of the time i have my hammock sacks on lol
pics are pics at the end of the day sometimes the best pics are the natural ones if that means taken when ya drunk or ya house is messy then so be it
as for cams i try and make an effort but if i fancy camming and i cant be bothered to get dolled up i dont
if im looking at pics or a cam then im not looking at how tidy there house is or how well dressed they are im looking at them as a person, a human being
recovering from a hang over
perusing sh or having a perv cool
sorting some dvds and cds out as i went a bit mad and messed all mine up (not the first time after a night out) come down stairs today and found cds all over redface
now if id received this A cup bra when i was like 10 yes thats quite possible but it was only last xmas, yup thats right xmas 2006 :doh:
Quote by varca
ours not up yet i have lost the spirit confused

Get some more then...
Asda have a 3 for 2 on ya know... baileys on ice for the mrs and a nice rum and coke served naked with ya boobies in my face please... :P
ta..
Mike xx

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: how ya guna drink if me boobies in ya face...... silly man
want bitty? :evil2:
I was going to ask that :giggle:
have some daft ideas these men folk like dont they rolleyes no wonder they call women the better sex lol
a cookery book, for me - i have never ever used a cookery book in my life ffs now this was no exciting cookery book - it was all potato recipes rolleyes 20 ways to cook potato or summit silly like that erm im a qualified chef cool i know what to with a potato loon the followin year my brother ended up with it for a pressie (he cant cook bless him)
an A cup bra :crazy: which nipple was i supposed to fit it on confused:
Quote by mdr2000
ours not up yet i have lost the spirit confused

Get some more then...
Asda have a 3 for 2 on ya know... baileys on ice for the mrs and a nice rum and coke served naked with ya boobies in my face please... :P
ta..
Mike xx

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: how ya guna drink if me boobies in ya face...... silly man
want bitty? :evil2:
Quote by AtomCom2001
Is it just me, or does it seem like a very very quiet Sunday today?

shhh its quiet day lol
Quote by browning
Tell your wife there are loads of other women there and they all talk about shoes :shock: biggrin

just remembers i was talking to browning and lost last night redface erm did i upset anyone bolt
Quote by mdr2000
Reading all this with interest... and another thought crossed my mind..
Maybe.. just maybe he didn't want advice at all, maybe he just wanted a reaction and for people to have a look at his profile even?? surprised
No one knows him.. he may not even be married? Just a ploy to gain interest from certain parties?? :shock:
Who knows...
More to the point Who really cares lol.?? lol :lol:
Mike.. x

i never look at profiles bolt
well i didnt look at his cool
Quote by northeastcoupleuk

put yourself in his wifes shoes do you honestly think she knows???
Tan x
wont they be a tight fit?
rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: trust u lol
A queef
cool
Lucky Pierre wink
angry dragon sad
coprophagia confused
donkey punch :shock:
frottage redface
rusty trombone lol
shrimping :shock:
Quote by Lost
I would conjecture that you could assume whatever i guess would be what one would think upon any subject and submit a hypothesis on such.....
lol Oh I did laugh biggrin :thumbup:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
i have had quite a few rabbits, the platinum i found was great (doesnt work anymore though) , the thruster is crap imo cant really beat the original though - not heard of the other one but i have one that cost £80 from ann summers its pink and green, mains chargable (only have to charge about once every 2- 4 months as the charge stays for ages) and waterproof and its the best thing i have had, makes me gush everytime
sorry cant be of any more help redface
im the bored poster - has nothing better to do but sit and reply to posts redface sometimes a hijacker to