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Straight Male, 53
Bisexual Female, 44
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Quote by Tillie
*polishes her best swinging halo whilst perving cams* Its merely for Quality Assurance purposes ya know :swingingchair: I have a stamp now :thrilled:

You have a damp what? confused
Oh ... STAMP! :doh:
Sorry. redface For a moment there I thought ......... well. Never mind. :lol2:
Is that the best you can come up with for viewing my profile 25 times in the last 2 days? :huh: :lol2:
TBH I've always had that problem. Are you using a 4:3 square monitor?
I find I'm worse when I use the old, square laptop and touchpad, so much so that I've started to use a USB mouse on the old lappy, as I find it more controllable. ;)
HAVE LESBIANS GIVEN THE COUNTRYSIDE SWINE FLU?

Discuss..... :giggle:
Love this. I'm very tempted to sticky it to the top of the forum for when its a slow news days. :giggle:
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Please tell me you can get that small enough for an avatar. rotflmao
Quote by easy
<<<<<<< as in target. confused
:giggle:
But that is HAL's eye. The automind that slipped into murderous psychosis isn't it?

lp
That's right ............
Dave. :shock:
:giggle:
Actually, thinking about it, I was wrong. That isn't correct. :? :shock:
Psychosis is defined as a detachment from reality which may include, disordered thought, paranoia and hallucinations.
As Hal is a computer he acts in a logical way and it's the humans in the film that are fatally flawed. They think that Hal's faulty and try to take him off line. The subsequent actions of Hal are purely self-defence against those that are trying to 'kill' him.
Now if we return to the idea of him being psychotic (in a medical sense and not an incorrect media one) we see there's no disordered thought, paranoia (the humans are out to get him), hallucinations or any other characteristics of that state. He's actually behaving in a rational and logical manner when confronted with a given situation.
So there we go. Plus there's a 'Mod admits he's wrong!' shocker to boot. biggrin
Quote by __random_orbit__
<<<<<<< as in target. confused
:giggle:
But that is HAL's eye. The automind that slipped into murderous psychosis isn't it?

lp
That's right ............
Dave. :shock:
:giggle:
No worries matey. :thumbup:
Sorry for hijacking your thread redface ...... I blame Tillie. :giggle:
Quote by Kaznkev
Maybe we should have another forum where you can say anything you like?
Please................oh please.......... lol

another site im on the Anarchist group are in a twist cos they booted someone ,even anarchy has mods :lol:
How did that happen? Was he trying to establish some order? :lol2:
WOOOOSH! and we're in the chatroom lounge. More likely to get a chat-room response in here fella...... just watch out for the guys wanking in the corner. :huh: :lol2:
Quote by Dirtygirly
Having the house to myself and listening to the Arctic Monkeys at a much louder volume than usual.
*easy bounces round the house like a loon to the music*
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Erm... you don't really have the house to yourself though do you?! And is he covering his ears?! :giggle:
He's bouncing round the house too....... just not sure if it's 'cos he's avoiding me, joining in or just because ....... well a 15ish stone bloke jumping off the couch and onto the floor tends to make other stuff jump as well. redface
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Having the house to myself and listening to the Arctic Monkeys at a much louder volume than usual.
*easy bounces round the house like a loon to the music*
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Brucie, you're a wanker. :shock:
(that could be read a couple of ways :giggle: )
Sarah, can I watch too if I bring popcorn and share? :rascal:
Quote by Cubes
Waking up with a pair of lips on my tackle! :twisted:

Things aren't always what they seem.......
Cubes is talking about fish lips as he'd fell asleep while out angling. :giggle:
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Hey, just to let you know I've moved this over to the holidays forum. ;)
They're there to deal with traffic flow problems. Breakdowns, debris on the road etc, but my experience is that some of them like to play at being police officers. confused
Affectionately referred to by myself and friends as 'Wombles'.
**Oh and Likemore2 I've edited your post to remove details of the location. For your own safety and that of others please try to keep it vague, (ie: car park off A404) as these areas of the forum have open access to the internet and non-members can view them.**
**Directed at Tweeky and Flower411**
I think this is one of those topics where you're both right, but I can see no positive outcome from playing 'tennis' with posts, which appear to be on a downwards spiral.
May I suggest that you both respect each others right to have a differing opinions, agree to disagree and as Flower so succinctly put it, 'move on'. ;)
Thank you.
Being one of the cynical, can I ask.....
was it your dad? :doh: :lol2:
I'm glad they caught someone. :thumbup: biggrin
Quote by Ste_n_Kez
Our all time favorite thread ......
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20523.html
...........................

:thumbup: I had such good fun with that thread. biggrin It's a shame that some of the avatars, pics and davej have vanished. :cry:
Quote by goodporking
does it have pictures?

Kind of. I believe it's a pop-up book. :giggle:
Have you spoken to admin about it via a support ticket?
They're usually pretty good at getting back to you and trying to work through any issues.
Quote by Witchy
...........Julio the builder with the twelve inch cock........

Oh I know him, but he doesn't use his 12" cock as a rule. :giggle:
Probably cos all the building stuff's in metric now. confused
I'll get me coat. :lol2: bolt
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Quote by BIoke
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Why, will you be joining us.... stud? :rascal:

STUD!?!?!?! rotflmao
Feckin' press-stud more like. :lol2:
In fact press-stud's too cool. I'm more your common or garden duffel-coat toggle really. :lol2:
Quote by flower411
Somebody really must try to get Bloke under control !!! rolleyes

Is that an offer to keep him busy for a few hours then? :giggle:
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