Hi guys, just to let you know we have a clubs review section on the left, under 'Entertainment'
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There's a good selection of reviews for Chameleons too. ;)
Hope that helps. Have fun. :thumbup:
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Quote by TheLovelyOne
:giggle: So glad the right and wrong voice thing isn't just me...
There was this guy who just completely ruined the moment by talking dirty in a voice just like Alan Bennett's. I mean - it was his natural voice, he wasnt doing an Alan Bennett impression on purpose. And it was suddenly as if Thora Hird were in the room with us doing a monologue ...
:giggle:
Missed this one....
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Quote by Ms_Whips
The thing is....the discussion is not really about the AUP but about the fact that some people feel that one particular mod is coercing other mods into agreeing to ban people that he has taken a personal dislike to.
For anyone to even know that then that would mean one member of the Mod team was leaking information. The Mod who was leaking information would not have a sustainable position in my opinion. To be honest though I dont believe what you have said is correct in the first place.
just because you don't see anything personal doesn't mean it doesn't happen tweeky. if flower feels that that is how it is, be it for himself or anyone else, who are you to say it's not true?
whips
How does the way flowers views and interprets the events he has experienced suddenly turn them into 'how it is'? It's a subjective view and therefore a one-dimensional one.
It may be 'true' for flowers, but it does not mean that it is factually correct, but I guess that depends on how interested people are in differentiating between opinions and facts.
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Quote by RIP1306
Somehow it seems my thread has undergone a little bit of a shift. What was purely an innocent suggestion seems to have evolved into a discussion on AUP / moderators and suchlike which was not my original intention. Certainly didn't want to be stirring up a hornets nest. Seems like I've gotta be slightly more careful what I post on these forums... I apologise for that...
*marks RIP down as troublemaker :notes: :lol2: before going to iron brown shirt*
RIP, don't worry about it mate. You started the thread as a bit of fun and I doubt that anybody here would argue that you should change how you post .... yet :giggle:
Right, must go as one of the other mods has demanded my presence to instil a jolly sound thrashing into me to ensure that I support their next ban 'recommendation'.
Don't see why, everyone knows I'm open to cash bribes, the tight :fuckinghell:
Just in case anyone hasn't guessed, I'm joking about anyone else intimidating me!
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Quote by kentswingers777
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I have a bet with mrs777 that I wont have been banned by the end of March...how many weeks away is that?
Is this a cash bet?
If it is, can I just say to Mrs 777 that my PM box (and bank account) are always open and accepting. :giggle:
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Quote by Jemmima
Am new to this site and have been reading thru all the rules and regulations with interest. Came across the "munch" information, and saw that there were references to banned members not being allowed to join a munch - just wondered what exactly you get banned for:?
Hey and first of all welcome to the site.
I'm one of the people who helps run the site and tries to make sure things go smoothly for members.
As someone has mentioned, the rules could be seen as being little open to interpretation, but this means that they are flexible and allow the site admin to deal with new problems as they crop up.
This site has a large membership (and I'm sure that some will try to take issue with that) and by and large we have very few problems with the vast majority of the membership (another point that some will try and take issue with ). In most cases we offer people advice as to what we feel they have done that is against the rules, how to avoid falling fowl of the rules again and they take the advice on board.
In the few cases that we do exclude members, we offer them repeated advice and opportunities to alter the way they behave long before discussing a ban between all the mods/admin and then taking action.
If we ever feel that we need to contact you and chances are we won't, listen to the advice that's been offered and make an educated choice. You are in ultimate control of how problems are resolved.
If you ever want to discuss any problems or concerns that you have, or feel that you need advice regarding the site, please feel free to contact myself, or any of the other site team. At the bottom of the main forum page people that are on line are shown. Chat Ops (who look after the chat rooms) are shown in purple; Mods (who look after everywhere other than chat) are shown in green; Site Admin (who deal with the techie side of the site as well as most other areas) are shown in a deep red colour.
Hope that helps.
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Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
*looks at box of paper hearts and flowers , pink and red streamers and other decorations, then around the GFZ ....... decides decorating will keep until tomorrow and opens a crate of Sol, pulls out and opens a bottle and settles down in front of the TV*
Bar's open. Help yerselves the barman's getting drunk.
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Quote by woohoo
HOI!!! Cubes .....
Speak for yourself ya *&%***%** and ya ****
You might have some difficulty understanding this Cubes, so I'll translate for you....
Speak for yourself ya *&%***%** (*translation* money's no good here my good man) and ya **** (*translation* having a drink? It is my round.)
Hope that helps. ;)
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Quote by Dawnie
..................... and if you could just call my parents and explain why I need to borrow their new tent before they have used it, that would be great :thumbup:
Noooo. I'll do that.
brrrrrb brrrrb
Hello. Mr & Mrs Dawnie Senior?
Hi, you don't know me but I'm one of Dawnies friends ...... well at the moment, but after this calll....................
Anyway, I'm calling to see if Dawnie can use your new tent please. That's right the really BIIIIIIIIG one. Why?
Oh well she's planning to attend SchwingFest.
You've not heard of it? Oh OK, Well it's an outdoor event for swingers. See your daughter enjoys having sex with people other than Ian. Mainly men, but after a few sherbet lemons she'll shag anything that moves. 4 fuckin' hours I sat in that corner. :eeek: Not daring to twitch ..... sorry.
I was suffering a flashback. The psychiatrist said that would happen when I went near triggering subjects. 
Anyway she wants the tent to go and spend the weekend with a big group of other swingers ....... please stop referring to them as filthy perverts ..... and she needs it so she doesn't have to shag any (sorry my 'M' on this keyboard only works sometimes :giggle: )of them in the lashing rain that tends to go with August Bank holidays.
And speaking of lashing, does it have more than one room as I think she said she wanted to set up a separate area as a dungeon?
By the way, is the floor of the wipe-clean variety as I get a feeling there could be a lot of stain-producing fluids flying that weekend? Oh and the walls and probably the ceiling too ......
Hello?
Hello??????
I can't believe they hung up. Honestly. :dunno:
Right, now I've got planned what to say can I get the number please Dawnie? :giggle:
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Quote by corrie2010
its weatherspoons
Is it really????? I so want to believe ............
Yeah it is. You can tell by the beer/blood/pee stains up the wall and the bloke sat at the bar who looks like he's tried to French kiss a rottweiler as it's been kicked in the nuts ........ oh wait. He's the contestant from 'please Take Me Out' isn't he?
:giggle:
I'm still saying Sugar Buddha. ;)
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From the Cambridge English Dictionary:
From The Oxford English Dictionary
Guess it's maybe a vanilla definition, but there's still no mention of long-term relationship, or marriage.
Definition
swinger noun
.....a person who dresses in a fashionable way and who goes to a lot of parties and nightclubs, or someone who is willing to have sex often with many different people
From The Oxford English Dictionary
.....swap sexual partners or engage in group sex......
Guess it's maybe a vanilla definition, but there's still no mention of long-term relationship, or marriage.
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Quote by brucie
joking aside, i had a look at your profile. its not a science its totally subjective and different profiles attract different people. i dont take my profile very seriously because i personally dont think anyone chooses a fuck on here by their profile. they check your profile out after you have caught their eye. having said that, id get rid of the cock shots, the girls seem to prefer face shots and id make it a little shorter and remove anything that may be construed as a whinge or negative. whilst i understand your sentiments and honestly you come accross as a decent bloke this thread for example is a little whiney...
apart from that just hang out for the banter and youll be surprised that there are actually some rewards to be gained here.
oh and ill pm you a list of the women im working on at the moment. stay the fuck away from them!
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OK who are you and what have you done with the real brucie? :huh:
You cad!!!! If you've hurt him ....erm..... :uhoh:
think I'll leave it there actually. :giggle: Sex God
Quote by noladreams
I misread the title and thought this was a thread about the Swingle singers...
Are they like Swing Out Sister?
(showing age!):karaoke: Don't stop to ask
Now you've found a break to make at last
You've got to find a way
Say what you want to say
Breakout :karaoke:
Great song!
:dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: Maybe that's before my time. :giggle:
As for would I join a singles-only swinging site, what would I do with Kate? :dunno: :confused:
....... answers on a postcard to ...... :lol2: Would I get kicked out if I was a couple pretending to be a single male?
Quote by Lost
I'm not sure there's such a thing asd a single swinger
Is it someone who travels 100 miles to a hotel and then :wanker: ??? :rotflmao:
