Quote by dazandlou
If you measure from your elbow to your wrist, its the same length as your foot!!!!
It is also physically impossible to lick your own elbow.
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flapjackboy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
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soz hun dont know of any othersDon't worry about it Red. It's supposed to find it. The author of Spybot found that many spyware removal companies were using a hacked copy of his database (some were even blatantly hacked versions of Spybot itself) and added certain false entries in said database to easily identify these hacked versions.
Quote by Libra-Love
Mums with kids and cartoon network will know this one...bloody hate it.
HAS ANYONE SEEN MY NEW TRUCK LOAD OF TOYS?
Ah yes, that annoying competition that they were running during the summer. Hated those ads.
Yes, I know. A 29yr old single bloke watching cartoons is pretty sad, but I don't care. Although it might explain why I'm still single... :confused:
I can't stand those car ones with that french footballer (his name escapes me at the moment.) who doesn't know what the french is for va va voom.
How stupid do you have to be to not know what something means in your NATIVE TOUNGE! </rant>
Favourite ads:
Jack Dee John Smith's ads (the penguins were cool)
Pepperami 'animal' ads (what's the matter, too spicy for ya?)
How stupid do you have to be to not know what something means in your NATIVE TOUNGE! </rant>
Favourite ads:
Jack Dee John Smith's ads (the penguins were cool)
Pepperami 'animal' ads (what's the matter, too spicy for ya?)
to LART shelterQuote by Crazy_Jamez_2004
so what everyone is saying is that its good to be single?
What everyone's saying is that it's not the end of the world that you haven't found anyone.
I felt like you did once, thinking that I'd never find anyone, but then I did and it changed my outlook on life totally. Now I'm not so worried because I know that, given time, I will find someone again. In the meantime, I'm just biding my time on here, having some laughs and working hard on my social interaction. (Heck, I'm even going to a nightclub regularly...) :shock:
Quote by shireen-steve
TnH....
Can you say that again in English please sweetie??... :shock:
Shireen
xxx
Sorry, Shireen. I'm afraid geek doesn't translate very well to english.
I keep trying to tell my brother this when he asks me to explain what I'm doing as I'm providing him with free tech support, but he insists I explain it in a way he'll understand..
If I dumbed it down that much, I'd have to use crayons... :grin: Quote by Dawn_Mids
Until he reads it in here!!!!!!
Mal
When he gets back in late tonight I can distract him taking wet t-shirt pics
Dawn :silly:
PM with link to thread sent.
(us blokes have to stick together after all) :P
If you have pmmed Ian then I will string you up by the balls
:kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick:
Sorry Jags but you never kicked Mr easycrushedbollox enough
Dawn :silly:
Yes, but that's what he wants you to do, Dawn. You know what a kinky bugger easy is...
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Or, stick a slice of ham under each one and say...
"How about a couple of nice baps" :grin:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
I just sprayed slobber all over my pc trying to laugh, cough and cry at the same time then!
Dawn :silly:
Then my work here is done...
Quote by celticq
Ah - flapjackboy - not seen you around for a while. Just wanted to let you know my dog is very annoyed at you.
I tried for several days last week to balance a pancake on his head in an attempt to recreate your signature for the davej avatar challenge. And he is very unimpressed!
Well, of course he's going to be a bit miffed. Balancing a pancake on a dog's head is just silly. The preferred object to balance on a dog's head is a slice of toast.
EDIT: All sorted, bloody ZoneAlarm's ad blocking was hiding the pics. Grrr.......
Now all I have to do is get the smileys to animate again...
yes I am looking at ads with pics, it's just not showing 'em.Quote by yin yang
In Britain around 13% of men and around 11% of women are left-handed, compared with 3% before 1910. Left-handedness coincides with high incidences of genius and creativity, and also autism and dyslexia.
Us left-handed, autistic, creative geniuses couldn't agree more... :mrgreen:
Hmmm...
One thing to change about my life? Well, sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I hadn't been on the autistic spectrum. Would I still have my interest in computers? Would I actually be able to hold down a decently paid job? Would I have a wife & kids by now instead of being some sad git living on his own? Would women see me as anything other than a friend?
So, I guess the one thing I'd change about my life is to take away my autism and see what my life would be like without it...
One thing to change about my life? Well, sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I hadn't been on the autistic spectrum. Would I still have my interest in computers? Would I actually be able to hold down a decently paid job? Would I have a wife & kids by now instead of being some sad git living on his own? Would women see me as anything other than a friend?
So, I guess the one thing I'd change about my life is to take away my autism and see what my life would be like without it...
Quote by MikeNorth
I agree with Ice about Santana's "Samba Pa Ti", and I would also like to put in a word for Dire Straits' theme from "Local Hero".
Mike.
Another vote for Dire Straits, but in this case, it's for Money For Nothing. Or Lady Writer, or Sultans Of Swing, or... well, just about anything they've done. Mark Knopfler is a guitar god.
