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Quote by SlydeWHOOSH
Whooshman........really!!!!! redface surprisedops: :oops:
Errrrrnnnnn frozen to start with eh, might be nice hehehee
Who was it who used a mars bar?????? Sting??
xanaisx

Goes out to buy a box of mars bars to freeze for xanaisx for the NW Munch
The WHOOSH Man xxx
Anaias
Mick Jagger on ( in) Marrianne Faithful,
Me in /on..... she was called Jayne!!! some 20odd years ago, and yes they do melt messily but hey what fund sex isn't messy!!! :twisted:
Gilbert
PS
STing and Trudy just look at the mars bars and imagine what it might be like!!! :P :P
Quote by clarensteve
Oh Lou you'll always be my dream girl,nomatter how much of a trollopy,slapper you are lol
Yust don't tell the missus wink
Steve,xxx
( :cry: even though you never answer my PM's :cry: )

:kick: Right i need a dream man now :twisted:
Clare,xxx
:wink:
(Dream man pms very welcome as my "bloke" doesnt think im his dream girl,tut!!! mad )
Looks like I buggered that one eh Annie?
rolleyes :roll: :roll:
Gilbert
Just spoke with delightful irish coleen who sorted me out..
Just want next user fo the phone to have clean address book!!! and spotless text message record, wouldn't anyone do the same? redface surprisedops:
Gilbert
I have Siemens S55 which is going to a daughter, but does any one know how to purge the on phone address book?
Gilbert redface
I ain't watched it since before 1978 hence I can only recall those couples,
Now
Ena Sharples
Minnie caulwell
bobby the cat
martha longhurst
Val Barlow
I wonder?
Gilbert
Quote by marmalaid
It's that Asian WPC off Thin Blue Line for me, I don't know her name, it's a Northern accent and I'm not sure where it's from, can anyone enlighten me?

its roughly Accrington Darwen Blackburn
Gilbert
ANd who has snook into the Cafe disguised as ?
This place is getting seriously like weatherfield!
Gilbert? :twisted:
Which of course by a process of deduction means that Daz and Lou must be

This cafe has become a weatherfield Pub
OMG
Gilbert
Quote by clarensteve
ooooo since you answered my post does this mean I win?
Hopes its a slap with a wet kipper.
Please please please let me win
Wet kipper slapping (COME ON)!!!!
On can but dream wink
The WHOOSH Man xxx!

If you look through the thread youll see that Molly and Chris have already won!!!
Clare,xxx
:wink:Clare it is not true
you are existing under an illusion, from which you need to be dissed
It is more than clear to me and those of a similar vintage that you are both the re-embodiment of .
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. Jack and Annie Walker

Gilbert
Quote by celticq
My taste in music is not very cool to say the least. But hey we are all friends here and I'm use to being abused about it

Is it too much to ask
I want a comfortable bed that won't hurt my back
Food to fill me up
And warm clothes and all that stuff
Shouldn't I have all of this, and
Passionate kisses
Is it too much to demand
I want a full house and a rock and roll band
Pens that won't run out of ink
And cool quiet and time to think
Shouldn't I have all of this
And Passionate Kisses From You

CQ,
nothing to be asamed about nothing wrong with MCC,
if all of us liked just the one style we would be a boring lot. I constantly surprise myself in terms of musical taste.
I have actually found someone else here who likes acapela eastern european female choirs, no I do not jest.
So CQ stand tall stand proud
Gilbert
Used to have many
they seem to have goone as I've aged
like many here I love redheads and thus freckles
especially sexy is a freckled bosom
Gilbert
Have to say I am with Red Stilletto
I love accents I love where people come from and how they can all sound so very different, and fascinating which then takes me on to the person behind the accent.
Its interesting how some people claim to dislike this accent or that accent, and yet on here so long as we have not met the people, there are no accents, think on that.
Gilbert
Hey TE I think that the dig at wales was just a bit of sheep shagger fun, same could be said for most rural areas, except perhaps NE Scotland and Whoosh , he is into muckle Cooos
worry not about it TE
the lady was having a laugh smile
you and I both know that welsh guys dont all go for sheep, and with that I am saying NO MORE, I have a welsh marriage cert!! there's lovely :twisted: :twisted:
GIlbert
Never liked him before but Morrissey's latest offering First of the gang to die, has just got under my skin
THE FIRST OF THE GANG TO DIE
You have never been in love
until you’ve seen the stars
reflect in the reservoirs
and you have never been in love
until you’ve seen the dawn rise
behind the Home For The Blind
we are the Pretty Petty Thieves
and you’re standing on our streets
where Hector was the first of the gang
with a gun in his hand
and the first to do time
the first of the gang to die / oh my
Hector was the first of the gang
with a gun in his hand
and the first to do time
the first of the gang to die /oh my
You have never been in love
until you’ve seen sunlight thrown
over smashed human bone
we are the Pretty Petty Thieves
and you’re standing on our streets
where Hector was the first of the gang
with a gun in his hand
and the first to do time
the first of the gang to die
such a silly boy
Hector was the first of the gang
with a gun in his hand
and a bullet in his gullet
the first Lost Lad under the sod
And he stole from the rich and the poor
and the not-very-rich
and the very poor
and he stole all hearts away
Gilbert
What about Daz N Lou, they are also a single sign in so called couple!!
very strange
Gilbert
Quote by SlydeWHOOSH
What is everyone's favourite alcoholic beverage (it will just help Gilbert to get the order right at the NW Munch ...... BARMAN wtf are ya) wink
The WHOOSH Man

OOOOOH Whooooosh
you are a card aren't. You really are a cheeky chappy.
methinks you have been spending too much time with those muckle cooos!!
Gilbert
Quote by melons
Mines a large one please Gilbert baby

For you Melons I will see what I can do, but aint these NotloB lads cheeky , whos he think he is ? Peter Kay! smile :) he must think eees on tinternet rolleyes :roll:
Gilbert
Quote by Riff Raff
I thought that this was an ADULT site.
How come everyone's gone into childhood regression with their cartoon nominations.
Then again, some adults do get their rocks off on that kinda gig .Oh well,whatever turns ya on, I suppose

Yo Riff Raff
the thread is entitled Fave caroon characters
most of mine happen to be HannaBarberra
not even got the pixie and dixie, snaggle puss quick draw McGraw
and that stone age couple whose name escapes me , but I am certain someone here could remind me
I may be an adult site but within most adults there is the memory of an earlier time when we had no responsibilities other than to ourselves
when we could climb trees play kiss chase
scrape our knees and enjoy hot dogs as a treat as there was no such thing as a MacDonalds... nearest we got was the wimpy but it was not quite the same
and the trains still ran on steam
Gilbert
congrats melons
these PBs are falling thick and fast these days
Gilbert
Oh my darlin, Oh my Darlin , oh my darlin clemantine , you was lost and gone forever dreadful sorry Clemantine
HUckleberry Hound

Gilbert
What about Top Cat and his gang Benny the Ball, Fancy Fancy, Chou Chou, , Brain and his bete noir Officer Dibble?
any resmeblance to a person or persons on this site is unintentional and purely coincidental :twisted: :twisted:

Gilbert
and I am only 66% corrupt , but then I would not wish to commit statutory or have sex with an under 15 year old or with a relative, some distatseful questions.
Gilbert
calista
I suspect that you need to drop ( edit ) te full stop after com but before the slash ( com./)
gilbert
Quote by redstilletto
i think he should show it to me then i can tell him if its normal sized
:thrilled:

Red you are getting a reputation .. I whisper it quiet cos you know what some people are like !!!... its alright up north but in the southern shires it could be a problem for a lady such as you, and your brick!!!
Gilbert
But Ice
you forget about all the guys who pretend to be VVWE and then when they see the likes of dreamer helen they shrivel to the truth, the lieing B**tards will say anything for a shag, it is incumbent upon the ladies hereabouts to determine the genuine guyswith the average endowment, as opposed to the so called one in a million that makes average seem small.
rememeber average bloie is equal to approx 133% of length of vaginal canal!!!
so heres to you ladies who appreciate genuine men smile
Gilbert
oooh Clare
I do hope you checked with WBB about posting this
WBB I have suffered likewise, and it was even worse in the shower, has a terrible effect on performance!!! sad
sympathies and hopefully loads of moisturiser Wbb it inmproves in about 4 days for guys!!!
Gilbert