Quote by MISSCHIEF
Wow, I've never sounded so computer lieterate :shock:
Misschief you read as though you have been out on a night wish the girlsh
literate we r not!!!
GIlbert
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Quote by redstilletto
:censored: ..
Awwww red, u have tape over your mouth.....This a kinky reply? lol
Berto
kinky me never ever ....would i oooooooo ok maybe just a little ...ok a lot give me my duck tape back ..... :twisted:
Duck tape? Did someone say Duck tape? Where's Carpy?????
(PS: It IS Carpy that has a picture of a duck isn't it?
)he has a picture of a duck...ok thread looking intresting now
and I have Duct tape in a variety of colours including clear mmmmm that is a nice one, if you need to ask why there is no hope for you!!!! :twisted: :twisted:
Gilbert
a slave to my art
Quote by redstilletto
my mum always made me carry a ...........dont laugh
brick in my handbag ......to swing if anyone grabbed me
and a pepper pot in my pocket...
trying saying that after a few shandys
:sparring:
I thought all the nice young ladies carried half bricks in Liverpool, just the tough ones carried the full house brick!!! :twisted:
GIlbert
no doubt asking for it!!!
begging for it............ :twisted:
who said i was a nice lady
There's nice and then there is Red
:twisted: :twisted:
Gilbert
Quote by redstilletto
my mum always made me carry a ...........dont laugh
brick in my handbag ......to swing if anyone grabbed me
and a pepper pot in my pocket...
trying saying that after a few shandys
:sparring:
I thought all the nice young ladies carried half bricks in Liverpool, just the tough ones carried the full house brick!!! :twisted:
GIlbert
no doubt asking for it!!!
Look at this way Davej , you won't be publically declared a right tit.
so there you are ladies, the field is still wide open, now that Dave has been disqualified, so get those pics in
anyone having difficulty getting them in don't be shy . I just know there will be willing techies here to tell you how :twisted:
Gilbert
so there you are ladies, the field is still wide open, now that Dave has been disqualified, so get those pics in
anyone having difficulty getting them in don't be shy . I just know there will be willing techies here to tell you how :twisted:
Gilbert
Quote by SlydeWHOOSH
Maybe he could win a 'booby prize'
The WHOOSH Man
Lets not go down that Track, its tough enough ( but we suffer) judging the ladies let alone having to judge the man boobs too!!.
anyway ladies the start of the final run in to the judging on Saturday, don't leave it too long, you know it is always better to allow a good wine to mature, we need as judges to be able to savour the quality,, so do yourself a favour and let us savour, .
You know where to send them:
send as many as you want
:) Gilbert
Quote by SlydeWHOOSH
I don't think boy boobs count though
Maybe you will have to clarify this with a judge (but i'm sure it says females entrants only).
The WHOOSH Man
ACTUALLY it doesn't .... but I think the consensus is that we mean girlie boobies, that said on a site like this it would perhaps be wrong to discriminate, so I am saying no more
:shock: :? :shock: Gilbert
My sword is impartial but as ever open to offers 24/7 except Saturday 1030 pm till Monday am
:twisted: :) WBB
how can anyone with a name such as yours NOT enter
you are THE WELL BUSTY babe, you must have some sort of advantage, just think you don't want to find out next sunday that so and so has won and then you berate yourself saying that you are better bustier etc etc and you could have won that
you have to be in it to win it, so it is up to you
join in the fun
you can't let everyone else think that well maybe she aint so well busty a babe!!!
go on go on go on go on
Gilbert :twisted:
how can anyone with a name such as yours NOT enter
you are THE WELL BUSTY babe, you must have some sort of advantage, just think you don't want to find out next sunday that so and so has won and then you berate yourself saying that you are better bustier etc etc and you could have won that
you have to be in it to win it, so it is up to you
join in the fun
you can't let everyone else think that well maybe she aint so well busty a babe!!!
go on go on go on go on
Gilbert :twisted:
Cheerful
WBB this Is norm for our friend Debbie
crazy is a normal state of mind :shock: :shock: :shock:
fact is he is as I hope you are getting together her portfolio of pics for the Best boobie compeTITion.. WBB do not let previous dissappointment eat into your massive self esteem
remember its not the winning but the taking part... so go on g on go on go on you know you want to enter and debbie,,, we shall be waiting on tenter hooks for you entries too
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Gilbert
WBB this Is norm for our friend Debbie
crazy is a normal state of mind :shock: :shock: :shock:
fact is he is as I hope you are getting together her portfolio of pics for the Best boobie compeTITion.. WBB do not let previous dissappointment eat into your massive self esteem
remember its not the winning but the taking part... so go on g on go on go on you know you want to enter and debbie,,, we shall be waiting on tenter hooks for you entries too
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Gilbert
Well Lou,
it is tough my hair is turning more and more silver as I view, the eyedrops alway to hand, well to the spare hand,
but I can report that have been a number of entrants and a greater number of entries.
Remember ladies you can send as many or as few entires as you like, you can send them in one at a time, or your entire portfolio all at once!!!
Mal Jas and myself are committed or at least we should be to judging this as even handedly as possible , if that means I have to use two hands I will do .......................... ( I mean to count on of course)
so come on ladies
Send us what you've got and if you have not got go and get.. The SH cafe needs you breasts, and hey if you usually only post in the lets meet or dogging cum join in the fun, send in your breasts ( well pics of), you know you want to..
send entries to:
Gilbert
it is tough my hair is turning more and more silver as I view, the eyedrops alway to hand, well to the spare hand,
but I can report that have been a number of entrants and a greater number of entries.
Remember ladies you can send as many or as few entires as you like, you can send them in one at a time, or your entire portfolio all at once!!!
Mal Jas and myself are committed or at least we should be to judging this as even handedly as possible , if that means I have to use two hands I will do .......................... ( I mean to count on of course)
so come on ladies
Send us what you've got and if you have not got go and get.. The SH cafe needs you breasts, and hey if you usually only post in the lets meet or dogging cum join in the fun, send in your breasts ( well pics of), you know you want to..
send entries to:
Gilbert
Quote by willing but nervous
yuk..men leave food in there beards and sometimes boggies...yuk yuk yuk. my dad always has something lurking in there for a rainy day. :shock:
im sure you could feed a family with the stuff you find in some beards....
We are not all like that
WbN that is a terrible over generalisation, I get the lawn mower out on a weekly basis
And Pepps I know what you mean , and the flavour lingers no matter if you wash immediately, mmmm
Gilbert
Quote by CG26M
The less you shave the softer the beard. i shave weekly to eradicate rashes and to maintain skin health! its really painfull to shave daily!
What is the opinion on shaving regularity? I will cope with twice weekly if need be.
once every twenty years does for me
but I trim with half the regularity that I condition certainly no thigh brissle burn
!lets face it shaveing is not natural , trimming is reasonable...
Golbert
Quote by Lovecommando
I alternate between having a beard and being cleanshaven. I tend to let it grow up to a length of 1cm so it always looks trimmed and then shave it off. I think having a beard makes a man look distinguished - especially when it's of the salt and pepper variety like mine.
Ladies...I'm all yours!
OI LC
the field is limited
beggar off
Misschief is already sharing me!!!! :twisted:
we beardy types are a distinguished breed
fortunately we have a dedicated following!!!
don't just go growing in the hope, its the way you wear it
now if you wear it welll........ you may pull a tall young blonde
but then Rod did not have one
Gilbert
