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Quote by Fun365
WooHoo
I'm off to start oggling.......oops........ I mean judging :twisted:
Jas
XXX

Hmmm... Jas;
Are you sure that you are taking this judging seriously?
" I'm off to start oggling" is not what we wish to hear... :shock:
I, and am sure many others, expect, nay demand, that you take a disciplined and balanced approach to the judging.. confused
Ps: Will be sending Carolyns pics later this week .... there's a fiver in it for you cool
Regards
Paul
Paul the reason Jas has joined in is that she is hoping that Mal and I will discipline her!!!!
come on ladies, you know you want too you are not shy in avatar, your shyness is respected but just imagine the kudos of being best SH boobies 2004 , you can use it in your sig
and I am certain there would be someone around to post a portfolio of your best pics as an SH hosted WWW, and if you only have the one or two pics I can feel the queue of pic takers offering their services
so cum one cum all
send your pics, and no you do not have to be naked, just good boobie shots, or a series of shots. sometimes less is more, scantily clad is equally acceptable
and if you need a pic taker just ask, I am sure there will be offers but you only have till next saturday
Gilbert
:twisted:
Wish I could do the multiple quote thing, perhaps debbiewebs will instruct me someday.
anyway Fleetwood for Misschief , end of the blackpool tram line, sell lots of fish or at least used to
And whoever, Jockland and men in skirts, and the problem is?
Danny welcome to the house of absolutely nutty good guys
Giilbert
Quote by MrsFC
I remember the goodies..................and I think there was a piece in the paper to say that a man died laughing, as he had been watching the programme at the time.

There was certainly a guy that died watching one of the Morecambe and Wise 70s Christmas shows,
may well have been the Stripper Breakfast routine
Gilbert
Quote by CG26M
To the up and comming generations cassette and video tapes are laughable. Wont be long when before we laugh at telephones not having video screens. who'de have thought we only had 4 TV channels. Did it used to take hours even days to send a letter? or was that a nightmare I should have forgotten? Things move too fast these days.

4 channels,
when we first got our telly we only had two channels, and there was no such thing as daytime ( or 24 hour TV) and colour had yet to be invented rolleyes :roll: :roll:
Kids today , don't know theys born
Gilbert
Quote by MrsFC
No he just has a photograghic memory daffodilbbw wink

Well tell him to send an inapproprate mammary memory for the Boobie CompeTITion!!! :twisted:
you know you want him to!!!
Gilbert
Quote by VenusnMars
Ok, this is what I get.
No linking whatsoever to sites which charge money, be it for goods, or services.
Siggy links can be used for non profitable sites, or personal ads, but not personal sites as there is an existing button for this purpose.
The WWW link, is for personal sites only.
Do I get a peanut?! biggrin
Venusxxx

Venus.... NO payments , not even in peanuts!!!!! :D :D :D
Gilbert
Quote by Jags
Ginsters
wait till you meet Jags
althou at the moment she is on a high, school just havin finished. :bounce: :bounce:
I think she mentioned something about a snog and a fumble behind the bike sheds!! smile
Gilbert

Have you met me???? I'm silky and sunny. lol :lol:
Still on a high despite the best efforts of another tosser to grind me down... if a bunch of Y10s can't do it then no-one can :happy: :happy: :happy:
Heading to Glasgow and it's POURING down here :cry: :cry:
Not yet Jags
outside of the odd PM
but I live in hope :)
I agree you are sweetness and light
Unless riled!!!
Think its raining all over
have a safe trp
Gilbert
Quote by sussexguy
Why do you add 4 or 5? Beginning to sound like a magic trick, think of number between 1 and 10, multiply by 10, add 4 or 5

Because MEN thought up the system! :twisted:
So why are women so surprised when a guy says his dick is x inches long and it not..... if it's even add 4, if odd 5 :giggle:
so does that mean when in the adds the ladies are looking for a 9 or 10 inch endowment they really mean a 5 or 6 inch package?
I thought not
Gilbert
Reese,
with respect friend
it would perhaps be better to discuss with Mark or the mod in question, rather than go off on one.
I would imagine the reason removal was sought was because there is the element of raising money. I grant you that in this case it is for charity.
you counter argument would then be to refer to the stickied charity jump thread. there are similarities , but then there are differeces
talk with the mods
shouting and getting annoed will do no good
by the way I do think that what Vix is doing id rather good and different , Strength to her arm and continued perkinesss to her breasts long may she continue in what she is doing.
Gilbert
early morning pensive
Quote by GenHertsCpl
Yes, but who used to watch Monkey, with Tripituka (or something like that) lol
Used to watch it, but what utter crap! duel

I preferred water margins
Gilbert
Quote by novice1
By the way a div is a scouse term for someone that is a friggin' idiot!!! lol :lol: :lol:

damn Novice1 did you have to say that
just when I thought I was in there and she did mention you alright LAAAAA? and coming home via lime street
rolleyes :roll: :roll:
OMG
wait till she sees this
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
gilbert worried
Quote by Gryphon
ummm im not here really
and i was i certainly wouldnt be looking at porn sites
i view nice knitting sites and cookery recipe sites and collect handy tips on housework

Yeah, yeah - we know (!) cool
Gryphon
I have to step in here and defend the reputation of the above mentioned young lady
you doubt that she is into knitting sites ,
well I have to tell you that only today she sent me a couple of patterns that she has for a smashing top, asking my opinion smile .as to which I prefer!!!
A fine young lady if you ask me
I look fwd to her suggestions as to what I might like to eat!
dilbert
Quote by corriefem
No down south it means
Devine Intimate Virtuoso = DIV be proud and say thanks and smile lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

I will look differently on the lady in question now... puffs out chest and licks lips :twisted:
Gilbert :shock:
mmmmmm strangely hungry at this time
Griff toss us a slice mate
cheers
Gilbert
any garlic bread?
Quote by Waterpistol
Someone called me a div the other day. Apparently it's a term of endearment in the north. Down here it means you're a bit dumb :shock:

Dilbert gets called a div all the time!!!, check the threads
fortunately I am in the north!!! so I enjoy!!!
Dilbert smile :)
Quote by MrFC

MrFC being very manly

Mr FC and his industrial vibrator
rolleyes :roll: Gilbert
don't you love it when you half understand whats goin on?
Gilbert
Quote by corriefem
Well luckily I have some small female adults cooking me a Pizza and making smoothies with the blender or I would have starved in here!!!
Where are the women tonight???

Corrie you ain't never had one of my vegetable niramishes... a veggie delight
and yes it fills you up beats pizza anyday unless done by small female progeny I suppose ... no contest maybe
but also see Clare's thread re wind!!! redface surprisedops:
tasty as anything according to my veggie mate who is so veggie that he wears Veggie DMs
Gilbert
Easy it is true
somewhere over the grassy knoll and despite the 45 minute warning it has gone, do you think we dare ask for an explaination
Surely Huge J did not have something on Mark
Could it have been Jags' multi twat post, hilarious though it was
what is happening? Don't panic don't panic
and the SH clock thread nears the bottom of the page
au secour au secour
Jeelbert
Easy it must be another mini conspiracy
those mods you can't trust one of them ,
and I ain't saying which one
hadn't noticed it gone
Gilbert
do you know, that if the mods destroy a thread you lose all the posts that you posted and thus your post count rather than go kerching every post goes gnihcrek.
its true trust me I am that doctor
well theres carrot and broccoli Neramish a curried dish
I am sure I can think of something to do with the courgette after a couple of boottles of whatever MrFC has!!! :twisted:
Anymore offers?
Gilbert
I
Mr FC I thank you
and welcome Corrie
I know what you mean about flying ants
they came through my extractor fan last year
now what are we to eat, what have we got
Gilbert
growing up in a semi jewish area Yiddish seems to be peppered with insults
what about
Schmuck
Gilbert
What is a Handrag?
what about you complete and utter TWONK ( c, del boy circa late 80s)
Gilbert
So can I use Fdisk after I have changed to NFTS or whatever it is NTFS, or am I better with something like partition magic?
Gilbert
Mr FC if it slowed down long enough for me to see what it was maybe
but if necessary I could always have a look in the fridge and ready steady cook something
meanwhile a half pint of someting chilled french amd white ( no not parisain snow)
Gilbert,
now where is everyone
just a thought Melons
is this a superior or junior colleague?
Gilbert