I love the sound of the glint in your eye, and the smile on your face..
enjoy the fun
Gilbert
but looks around for others in L'Pool
come out come out wherever you are
I am sure she''ll be gentle with you
at least initailly
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Well Red having had the pleasure of seeing you from the rear in you ealier avatar
It will be a pleasure if you were to grace the compeTITion with your front :twisted:
so Enter away , and ladies you may enter as many times as you wish.
Its going to be tough but someone had to aid and abet Mal
Gilber
It will be a pleasure if you were to grace the compeTITion with your front :twisted:
so Enter away , and ladies you may enter as many times as you wish.
Its going to be tough but someone had to aid and abet Mal
Gilber
Quote by Jags
Had a debate with a male colleague and he reckons that being a wanker is worse than being a tosser... can't see it myself!
x x
I have to agree with you Jags, I reason that to some degree we are all from time to time wankers ( when the need arises )
but to be labelled a tosser is something else.
WBB
what about describing someone as an absolute sheep shagger? :shock: :shock:
Gilbert
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Hey another woman has voted for beards ....... means I'm gonna have to share now
Whooppeeee Misschief I don't mind being shared, yes its short and conditioned, and is increasinly salt and paper just for CQ!!! :twisted:
and my tongue is always wet and ready :shock:
Muah muah
Gilbert
Quote by mal609
You brave soul Gilbert - for Queen and country, you lay your life on the line for the boobies. Too heroic for words!!
Your insane request to be a judge is granted, but beware!! There are dark forces about, that will try to ensnare your judgement. You must be beyond these and rise above them. Do not let them corrupt you for the extra point for the 'nipple' shot. Impartiallity must be your sword!
Ok, that's the first volunteer for the competition :grin: All we need now is a lovely lady to join this happy little gathering!
Mal
never been known to call my sword Impartiality before.
But for Queen and country I am prepared!!
If I am nervous wreck at the NW munch with my eyes fixed firmly beliow the neck you will know why, but such is a small price to pay for the good of the Site.
please please I do hope that madam airbags does not enter, or Bertha!!! :scared: :scared:
Gilbert
Quote by davej
hmmm should I disclose such a thing...........now then......I can remember when
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petrol at 25p per gallon...yes gallon not litre
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platform shoes in light blue with dark blue stars on them and a 4 inch heel...yep I thought I looked great.
ahhhh the list goes on for someone who is..............bugger I'm old!! :shock:
Dave
you never said now don't be shy
I recall petro a 3/-7d a gallon
for WBB and Clare and many others thats about 18p
God that is truly frightening
and as for the platforms my pride and joys were boots with a silly height sole and sillier heel, in an electric metalic blue
like a prat I tried to drive in them
Dave you must be my age!!!
and halfpenny was an exact inch in diameter
Gilbert
Quote by corriefem
1. No one can love two people at the same time
2. Love is always growing or declining
3. He or she who does not feel jealously is not capable of loving
4. When a lover feels suspicious, jealously and the sensation of love increases
5. A man or woman who is troubled by excessive lust does not usually love
6. It would be unseemly to love someone you would be ashamed of marrying
Well there you are - bet you knew all this when you fell in love eh
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Have to say Corrie Struggle with most of these
re 1) I assume the book is talking of physical sexual love, bearing in mind what Calre said , but even then I believe it is possible to love more than one person, but then that said I suppose we need to determine what is love
Re 2 I probably tend to agree, love is sometimes more sometimes less.
Re 3 yes but to equate or rather realte love to jealousy is not appropriate, just because someone is jealous does not mean that they love
re 4 see 3 above
Re5 lust might become love, and certainly there is nothing wrong in there being lust within a loving relationship, certainly lust has never Troubled me
re 6
rubbish
I love many people for many reasons and I would only consider marrying a few of them
I am not sure that thinking about such things so early in the morning is good
I need the early morning shower!!!
Gilbert
Quote by sussexguy
I never understood womens sizes, when a woman says they are a size 12, 12 what exactly?
With mens sizes they are real measurements like a 32" waist .
I was just looking at how to work out bra sizes, I have a mathematics degree and I still had trouble getting my head around it :crazy:
Sussex,
I think that if you get your head in betweeen them then you will have a whole new understanding, and you really won't give a damn just so long as you are there :twisted:
Gilbert
Quote by Calista
I Came off the M1 and onto the A38 .. not a car in sight ... turned the radio in the car up (gotta love Marilyn Manson) and comign towards the Police HQ in Derbyshire looked at the speedo and was tootling away at 125 mph ... I have never moved my foot off the accelerator as quickly
Am now restrictedthis car isn;t as fast as the old one :(
Am lucky never to have had points etc. would have deserved a lot more had I been caught.
how the feck does one TOOTLE at 125 mph?
I almost orgasm at 89 mph the shaking is that good, it goes through out the car, and I drive the same sort of car as the german cobbler what keeps winning the GPs ( look on the front of his nose cone)
125MPH
I can dream, mostly wet!!! :twisted:
Gilbert
Well getting back to Calres original question
I think I would like Mr and Mrs FC on the one side, why? becuause he seems to know what he is talkin about when my puter has a hissyfit, and who could resist a woman with avatar legs like that
On the other side I suppose Mr and Mrs Novice1, cos she is mre wicked that I believe she knows
to the back of me I think I would like Red Stilletto just in case she needs to share something :twisted: such as a cup fo sugar
somewhere along the Road there would be Sarge ( with his little tank parked outside) he would of course be head of neighbourhood watch WBB would be next door to Sarge cos we all need our burdens to bear , it makes us into better people
both of you take that whichever way you think!!!
Clarensteve would be over the way cos I am sure that they would use me for baby sitting !!!, and maybe for "chats" early in the morning afore anyone gets up!!!
I would hope that Misschief is somewhere around just cos she is delightful
Bluexxx would of course be living at the house at the end of the street very close to the woods near the car park close to the reservoir!!!!
so Clare back on thread
Gilbert
I think I would like Mr and Mrs FC on the one side, why? becuause he seems to know what he is talkin about when my puter has a hissyfit, and who could resist a woman with avatar legs like that
On the other side I suppose Mr and Mrs Novice1, cos she is mre wicked that I believe she knows
to the back of me I think I would like Red Stilletto just in case she needs to share something :twisted: such as a cup fo sugar
somewhere along the Road there would be Sarge ( with his little tank parked outside) he would of course be head of neighbourhood watch WBB would be next door to Sarge cos we all need our burdens to bear , it makes us into better people
both of you take that whichever way you think!!!
Clarensteve would be over the way cos I am sure that they would use me for baby sitting !!!, and maybe for "chats" early in the morning afore anyone gets up!!!
I would hope that Misschief is somewhere around just cos she is delightful
Bluexxx would of course be living at the house at the end of the street very close to the woods near the car park close to the reservoir!!!!
so Clare back on thread
Gilbert
ops: :oops: :twisted:Quote by Alexandra
So, come on guys. When are you going to learn?You are giving us all a bad name here.
Will
Will - all that these idiots do is reinforce just how gentlemanly and hence, more attractice you really are! They only give themselvesa bad name!
Muah, Alex x
Alex
I hope you were not implying that Will was the only gent in these here parts , what about Mal, AKA the gent, check out hisarse for proof?
and I have been known to have my moments!!!
so lets hear it ladies for the guys that are gents
I was going to say the good guys, but we both know you like us to be bad and we like being bad from time to time!!
Gilbert
