Why would a post be deleted by a mod?? Sorry am new to this so did not understand that. There have been a lot longer posts on other threads ??

I do remember a conversation we had when you were sat in my living room one Saturday afternoon last year though.

I first met my wife at a gangbang in a car park in Amsterdam.

Your first line must be a title for a song..... SURELY?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

I dont see the humour

Post subject: Hi I am Stan Collymore

I did that last night and I knew the topic I was looking for from our chats in the room. I read most of an interesting piece lastnight, too tired to finish it.

I am waiting to read your dissertation when you complete it

Phew, just come out of the chatroom.
95 people in there! Moves too fast for me, I'm afraid,

Am I allowed to guess?

You mean your names not Harry0 :confused2:

I believe that the police will try to do single guy doggers under the new offence of voyeurism -

I have been 'pulled' by various Police Officers on numerous occasions over the past 30+ years in a variety of both open and woodland Dogging Sites. :(
On each occasion I have been able to prove to their complete satisfaction that I have a perfectly innocent reason to be there, at any time of the year, either by day or night.
8)
A few have, quite naturally, doubted my explanation, but when shown the equipment I carry in my vehicle, some have even offered to clear the area of other people, to enable me to carry on with my explanation as to the reason I am there.
My method is to have a totally legitimate excuse, it's believable, and it's provable. Recently one Officer even radioed his HQ and had a web search done on my name, the results of this web search confirmed what I had told him. Now I don't have a web site of my own, but the Google search carried out at the Police H.Q. using my real name, turned up many 'hits' on sites on three continents. All these 'hits', none of which were posted by me, was conclusive evidence to the Policeman that I was there with a perfectly valid reason. I have even received apologies for having being bothered. :rotflmao:
What I carry in my vehicle in not inexpensive, the cost of purchasing it runs into 4 figures but it is equipment that I genuinely use, especially on those nights when there is no 'dogging action'.
Before I get bombarded with PM's requesting details of just what this equipment is, I must state that having the equipment is not enough, you must also have the knowledge to explain it's usage and have the Web Site data to back up your claims. Funnily enough I have even been requested to set up this equipment so that it's usage will keep those 'Pesky Doggers' away from that place and so save the Police the trouble of returning that night. :grin: :grin:
No, I'm not going to say what the equipment or my excuse is. To the best of my knowledge there are at least another 2000+ identical sets of such equipment is daily usage throughout the U/K but as far as I am aware I am the only owner who uses it as a cover when Dogging.

"Hello-o-o-o!-we're all down here..."

That's because, one day a male brain cell accidentally got misplaced into a females brain. :shock: :shock:
In there he found a filing system that was beyond comprehension. Nothing was where it should be, : Pink fluffy handcuffs were in a corner of the cooking menu's, various scents, and oils section. Other smelly things were mixed up with pet hates and assorted glares and scowls to project at women who looked prettier than her. Picking up the kids from school was filed under, tools and DIY. Birthday dates were in the 'Things to forget file' (the latter possibly the only correct filing). Clothing catalogue's littered almost every corner and bunches of flowers and love letters hung from hooks placed at random. :roll: :roll:
After five years of struggling through this mess, :taz: he manages to escape and returned home. There, he told all the other male brain cells of his terrible ordeal. All the male brain cells having read in the papers about female emancipation, and domination took a vote, and decided to migrate to the opposite end of the body in case of invasion. There they set their own filing system. Just a few boxes labeled. Food, Drink, Sex and Sport. All a man really needs. :twisted:
And that's why the female brain cell found herself all alone. :cry:

Arrrrrrrgh !!! :shock: :shock:
steveg_NW hurriedly cancels room and walks off into the distance whistling

Not sure of the etiquete

Undercover video footage of Fred this weekend !!!

So, what does it mean to YOU??

what does a genuine couple have to do on here for a good bonk and sexy fun we dont get much luck even though we try

Hi jane_les,
You seem to have a similar problem to me, in that we are both fairly isolated from the main Swinging area, i.e. the NW.
In my area (North Durham) there are perhaps 4 or 5 swinging couples who are only looking for other couples, and about a dozen single guys looking for local single females of which there are apparenlty, none. :cry:
I have found from personal experience, the only way to have some success is be willing to travel. That's not always an option for couples who perhaps have children at home. As a single male with my own transport I have that freedom. My last meeting required a round trip of over 400 miles, a long way to go I agree, but it was worth it.
If you can accomodate others it will be to your advantage, if you can't, then you will have to travel, if you can. One good way to get to know other swingers would be to attend one of the forthcoming 'Munches'. At least that way you will get to meet and speak to many other couples and single folk. Meetings prior to actual swinging at least gives you the chance to see what the others are like, and see if they meet your personal requirements, an important part of the swinging process for both parties. 8)
All of my meetings have been made through contacts made through the Chatroom rather than through 'photo adds' or the 'Lets Meet' section of The Forum. It has often been said with more than a modicum of truth, that there's 'nothing instant' in Swinging. It took me several months to eventually make contact with a like minded lady, since then things have picked up but even so all my meetings required at least a round trip of 150 miles.
Please don't dispair, it will happen, but probably later rather than sooner. Stick at it, you will be successful eventually. Best of luck.
Harry0

Thorugh fire and brimestone,
Through jungles and rivers,
Thorugh the front door and onto the computer,
I have returned, moowaahaahaaa

Doesn't it make you feel smug when you over hear a conversation like that? I recall hearing a couple of work colleagues in my staff canteen talking about Swinging Heaven.... oh! The urge to call out to them "Actually I'm a Moderator of that site!"

They were talking about a website dedicated to Flashers and Flashing. I was particularly intersted to hear that the said site contained an area where you could get in touch with people into flashing and get e-mail up dates of forthcoming locations !! Interesting !!

Is it just me being unlucky or is the chatroom broken as of today???