(before it became a sexual offence,
) They were in Black and White in those days. Giving my age away here I think. 
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Orgasminator
I'm sure I'm not alone in thinking that this must be one of the worst programmes on TV. Full of 'Celebrities' I think not. A bunch of has beens, wannabee's and never were's. Not unlike the pundits commenting on a football match during half time or full time. OK some team lost and another won. End of story, all the if's but's and what the 'Ref' missed is irrelevant.
Personally I'd rather watch paint dry than watch 'celeb's' or footy.
I do watch Rugby and F1 racing at least in these sports the participants are not a bunch of nancy's whinging about having to 'work' more than twice a week.
Rant over.
Harry0
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Methinks I might get some argument here
Personally I'd rather watch paint dry than watch 'celeb's' or footy.
I do watch Rugby and F1 racing at least in these sports the participants are not a bunch of nancy's whinging about having to 'work' more than twice a week.
Rant over.
Harry0
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Methinks I might get some argument here
Orgasminator
Alexandra wrote:-
Of course there is Alexandra, by definition a Forum is a place where anyone can have their say on any matter. It's one of the few places that anyone can say (within the Forum Rules) exactly what they want to say. Comments can be critical, humerous, supportive or whatever. The number of posts a person makes is really irrelevant.
How many posts a person makes depends on the time they have available to enter The Forum. During the period November - March I could be in the forum all my waking hours because my work is seasonal. However, from April - October I can be working 18 hours a day and barely get the opportunity to scan the Forum, never mind put up a lot of 'posts'.
Whether SCOTTS post was aimed at Alexandra or not, I have found her 'posts' instructive, informative and humerous. From PM's I also know she is a very sensitive, kind and understanding lady. I for one would miss her 'posts' if she took offence at what is, in all honesty, totally undeserved criticism.
Harry0
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Surely there should be room for all in this forum?
Of course there is Alexandra, by definition a Forum is a place where anyone can have their say on any matter. It's one of the few places that anyone can say (within the Forum Rules) exactly what they want to say. Comments can be critical, humerous, supportive or whatever. The number of posts a person makes is really irrelevant.
How many posts a person makes depends on the time they have available to enter The Forum. During the period November - March I could be in the forum all my waking hours because my work is seasonal. However, from April - October I can be working 18 hours a day and barely get the opportunity to scan the Forum, never mind put up a lot of 'posts'.
Whether SCOTTS post was aimed at Alexandra or not, I have found her 'posts' instructive, informative and humerous. From PM's I also know she is a very sensitive, kind and understanding lady. I for one would miss her 'posts' if she took offence at what is, in all honesty, totally undeserved criticism.
Harry0
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Orgasminator
richo1079 Wrote
Richo,
I suggest you stay at home with a good book. Maybe visit the Forum or Chatroom on S/H. Whatever else you do you will be spotted by either a nosy neighbour, or a friend of your wife, who will no doubt report back to her all of your indiscressions. Unless of course your wife knows you are out after a bit of the 'wild poontang'. In which case why ask us.
Harry0
So what do I do:
a) Stay in and have an early night with a good book and perhaps a milky coffee as a real treat?
b) Search through the wardrobe for my best dancing slippers and trip the light fantastic in Derby?
c) Something else
...any suggestions?
Richo,
I suggest you stay at home with a good book. Maybe visit the Forum or Chatroom on S/H. Whatever else you do you will be spotted by either a nosy neighbour, or a friend of your wife, who will no doubt report back to her all of your indiscressions. Unless of course your wife knows you are out after a bit of the 'wild poontang'. In which case why ask us.
Harry0
Orgasminator
BlueXXX Wrote:-
You want to try that with a cut throat razor, the morning after the night before Bluexxx. You might just change your mind. :lol: :lol:
Harry0
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You want to try that with a cut throat razor, the morning after the night before Bluexxx. You might just change your mind.
:lol: :lol: Harry0
Orgasminator
Sgt Bilko wrote:
Hi Sarge.
The Forum, like the Chatroom has guides for moderators or System Operators to follow. In the Chatroon the rules are posted and all those entering the Chatroom are supposed to read them. (Sadly many do not)Certain subjects are forbidden e.g. The use of illegal substances, Under age sex etc. What the moderators and system ops have to remember is; That both the Forum and the Chatroom are public places and can be entered by anyone with access to a PC. Whilst I hope we all enjoy the various sites within Swinging Heaven, we have to be aware that complaints can be made by persons who do not approve of this site.
We do not want the site to be withdrawn, so policing it by Moderators and System Operators has to be the way to go. Most, if not all sites, with Forums or Chatrooms have some form of moderating going on. Even a sedate site like BIRD FORUM (An Ornithological Site) has moderators in their Forum.
In general terms I believe the Forum Moderators and the Chatroom System Operators, who are all unpaid volunteers do a bloody good job. We like this site or we wouldn't be 'Modding' or 'Opping' on it.
Harry0
I have, however noticed that sometimes threads are locked for no apparent reason. I just wondered what the criteria for locking a thread was? I ask this not as a criticism, more as a point of curiosity.
Hi Sarge.
The Forum, like the Chatroom has guides for moderators or System Operators to follow. In the Chatroon the rules are posted and all those entering the Chatroom are supposed to read them. (Sadly many do not)Certain subjects are forbidden e.g. The use of illegal substances, Under age sex etc. What the moderators and system ops have to remember is; That both the Forum and the Chatroom are public places and can be entered by anyone with access to a PC. Whilst I hope we all enjoy the various sites within Swinging Heaven, we have to be aware that complaints can be made by persons who do not approve of this site.
We do not want the site to be withdrawn, so policing it by Moderators and System Operators has to be the way to go. Most, if not all sites, with Forums or Chatrooms have some form of moderating going on. Even a sedate site like BIRD FORUM (An Ornithological Site) has moderators in their Forum.
In general terms I believe the Forum Moderators and the Chatroom System Operators, who are all unpaid volunteers do a bloody good job. We like this site or we wouldn't be 'Modding' or 'Opping' on it.
Harry0
Orgasminator
Sappho wrote:-
Dear Sappho, that's a question that receives a definate 'YES' Having read several reports of your beauty and charm how could I refuse. However, are you sure about this. You haven't seen me. I may look more like my avitar than you think. Please PM me with your Email address and I will forward a facial pic of myself. In all honesty I must give you the chance to reconsider your offer, I mean, I could look like Ben Elton.
I'm not worried about being stabbed in the back with a quill pen by another of your admirers, but I wouldn't like to disappoint you.
Harry0
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A devotee of Sappho's charm.
Harry, Would you like to go out some time, mmm?
Dear Sappho, that's a question that receives a definate 'YES' Having read several reports of your beauty and charm how could I refuse. However, are you sure about this. You haven't seen me. I may look more like my avitar than you think. Please PM me with your Email address and I will forward a facial pic of myself. In all honesty I must give you the chance to reconsider your offer, I mean, I could look like Ben Elton.
I'm not worried about being stabbed in the back with a quill pen by another of your admirers, but I wouldn't like to disappoint you.
Harry0
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A devotee of Sappho's charm.
Orgasminator
Jags Wrote:-
Jags I'm surprised you don't already know. If you would care to meet up with me sometime I can show you a personal 'pop up' which works with embarrassing frequency whenever I'm in the company of beautiful women.
Harry0
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WYSIWYG.
I didn't get ANY pop-ups!! What am I missing???
Jags I'm surprised you don't already know. If you would care to meet up with me sometime I can show you a personal 'pop up' which works with embarrassing frequency whenever I'm in the company of beautiful women.
Harry0
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WYSIWYG.
Orgasminator
Sappho Wrote:-
I have had my annual bath, trimmed goatee beard, waxed the moustache, pressed my demob suit, polished my pit boots and got the gravey stains off my tie. Have sorted out the viagra and spray starch and now await patiently a PM from Sappho asking me out. What more could a girl want? Eh.
Harry0
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living in hope.
Oh how true! How very true!
I have had my annual bath, trimmed goatee beard, waxed the moustache, pressed my demob suit, polished my pit boots and got the gravey stains off my tie. Have sorted out the viagra and spray starch and now await patiently a PM from Sappho asking me out. What more could a girl want? Eh.
Harry0
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living in hope.
Orgasminator
Fred Flintstone wrote:-
That may well be so Fred, but as we have met you know very well that I am somewhat older than you, and thus had a good head start (no pun intended). The older you are the more experienced you get. A point that some ladies should note when advertising for a Toy Boy. Those that are young and dumb and full of cum are not necessarily the best lovers.
Harry0
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Available to all ladies who have been
disappointed with Toy Boys.
I did not even have spots then Harry - let alone hormones
That may well be so Fred, but as we have met you know very well that I am somewhat older than you, and thus had a good head start (no pun intended). The older you are the more experienced you get. A point that some ladies should note when advertising for a Toy Boy. Those that are young and dumb and full of cum are not necessarily the best lovers.
Harry0
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Available to all ladies who have been
disappointed with Toy Boys.
Orgasminator
Mr Writer wrote:-
Not as lucky as me Mr W. In the mid 70's I had a genuine Mrs. Robinson (That was her real married name). We had an affair which lasted for several years. Although she was some ten years older than me, the age gap made no difference to either of us. She had a figure that most women would kill for. With no disrespect to Ann Bancroft (the screen Mrs Robinson) My Mrs Robinson left her standing in the sexyness and good looking stakes. Very sadly she died four years ago, but I will remember her with great fondness and affection for the rest of my life.
Harry0
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Just occasionally real life and be far
more enjoyable than a screen play.
Wasn't Dustin Hoffman a lucky bugger?
Not as lucky as me Mr W. In the mid 70's I had a genuine Mrs. Robinson (That was her real married name). We had an affair which lasted for several years. Although she was some ten years older than me, the age gap made no difference to either of us. She had a figure that most women would kill for. With no disrespect to Ann Bancroft (the screen Mrs Robinson) My Mrs Robinson left her standing in the sexyness and good looking stakes. Very sadly she died four years ago, but I will remember her with great fondness and affection for the rest of my life.
Harry0
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Just occasionally real life and be far
more enjoyable than a screen play.
Orgasminator
I have just heard on Radio 4 that Bill Gates the head of Microsoft 
is offering a $ reward to anyone who identifies the hacker responsible for creating the Mydoom virus. 8) If any Swinging Heaven member is able to detect who this hacker is and thus wins this reward, could I suggest he hosts the biggest Swinging Heaven party ever.
Harry0
is offering a $ reward to anyone who identifies the hacker responsible for creating the Mydoom virus. 8) If any Swinging Heaven member is able to detect who this hacker is and thus wins this reward, could I suggest he hosts the biggest Swinging Heaven party ever. Harry0
Orgasminator
KitKat wrote:
Ok, I think it's generally agreed that computers are female. :silly:
XP according to KitKat is female. :silly:
I am using XP Pro. Does that mean my computer is on the game? Just wondered because of the number of addresses in my address book.
Harry0
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If they are female they're bloody useless
Can't cook, iron, shop, sew/knit, do washing up,
have sex, but still cost a bloody fortune to run.
XP is female. Everything you do, it knows a better way.
Ok, I think it's generally agreed that computers are female. :silly:
XP according to KitKat is female. :silly:
I am using XP Pro. Does that mean my computer is on the game? Just wondered because of the number of addresses in my address book.
Harry0
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If they are female they're bloody useless
Can't cook, iron, shop, sew/knit, do washing up,
have sex, but still cost a bloody fortune to run.
Orgasminator
Me again folks,
further news on the Mydoom virus.
THE fastest-growing email virus ever is showing little sign of slowing its worldwide spread, experts say.
MessageLabs, an Internet security firm, says it has detected 1.9 million copies of the Mydoom virus since Monday lunchtime.
Millions more computers have been targeted by the virus - or worm as it is technically known - in an estimated 174 countries.
"The virus follows the sun," said Natasha Staley, information security analyst at MessageLabs.
"It came from Asian, spread to the US and moved on to Europe. It is now on its second global run."
The Mydoom worm has spread even faster than last year's damaging Sobig virus.
Sobig was detected in one in every 17 emails at its peak compared with one in 12 for Mydoom, according to MessageLabs.
Detecting the worm is made harder because it is designed to spread to as many computers as possible by "harvesting" addresses on each terminal it successfully infects.
The ultimate aim of the worm appears to be the Web site for US software giant SCO, which is the middle of a dispute over the use of coding in the Unix operating system - a competitor to Windows.
Copied from AOL Technology News.
Harry0
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GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
further news on the Mydoom virus.
THE fastest-growing email virus ever is showing little sign of slowing its worldwide spread, experts say.
MessageLabs, an Internet security firm, says it has detected 1.9 million copies of the Mydoom virus since Monday lunchtime.
Millions more computers have been targeted by the virus - or worm as it is technically known - in an estimated 174 countries.
"The virus follows the sun," said Natasha Staley, information security analyst at MessageLabs.
"It came from Asian, spread to the US and moved on to Europe. It is now on its second global run."
The Mydoom worm has spread even faster than last year's damaging Sobig virus.
Sobig was detected in one in every 17 emails at its peak compared with one in 12 for Mydoom, according to MessageLabs.
Detecting the worm is made harder because it is designed to spread to as many computers as possible by "harvesting" addresses on each terminal it successfully infects.
The ultimate aim of the worm appears to be the Web site for US software giant SCO, which is the middle of a dispute over the use of coding in the Unix operating system - a competitor to Windows.
Copied from AOL Technology News.
Harry0
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GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Orgasminator
Heads up again people Another Internet Virus. Just for your info.
E-mail Worm Attacks Internet Traffic
A MALICIOUS programme attached to seemingly innocuous e-mails is spreading quickly over the Internet, clogging network traffic and potentially leaving hackers an open door to infected personal computers.
The worm, called "Mydoom" or "Novarg" by antivirus companies, usually appears to be an e-mail error message.
A small file is attached that, when launched on computers running Microsoft Corp.'s Windows operating systems, can send out 100 infected e-mail messages in 30 seconds to e-mail addresses stored in the computer's address book and other documents.
The attack was first noticed on Monday afternoon. Within hours, thousands of e-mails were clogging networks, said Vincent Gullotto, vice president of Network Associates' antivirus emergency response team.
Besides sending out e-mail, the programme appears to open up a backdoor so that hackers can take over the computer later.
"As far as I can tell right now, it's pretty much everywhere on the planet," Gullotto said.
Security software experts were scrambling to decrypt the details of the malicious program and were arriving at different conclusions.
Symantec, an antivirus company, said the worm appeared to contain a programme that logs keystrokes on infected machines. It could collect username and passwords of unsuspecting users and distribute them to strangers.
Network Associates did not find the keylogging programme.
Symantec also found code that appeared to target The SCO Group Inc., which claims some of its intellectual property has ended up in the Linux operating system and is threatening lawsuits.
SCO's Web site, which has been targeted in the past, was available but sluggish late on Monday. Other firms, however, could not confirm that aspect of the attack.
Copied from AOL Technology page.
Harry0
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E-mail Worm Attacks Internet Traffic
A MALICIOUS programme attached to seemingly innocuous e-mails is spreading quickly over the Internet, clogging network traffic and potentially leaving hackers an open door to infected personal computers.
The worm, called "Mydoom" or "Novarg" by antivirus companies, usually appears to be an e-mail error message.
A small file is attached that, when launched on computers running Microsoft Corp.'s Windows operating systems, can send out 100 infected e-mail messages in 30 seconds to e-mail addresses stored in the computer's address book and other documents.
The attack was first noticed on Monday afternoon. Within hours, thousands of e-mails were clogging networks, said Vincent Gullotto, vice president of Network Associates' antivirus emergency response team.
Besides sending out e-mail, the programme appears to open up a backdoor so that hackers can take over the computer later.
"As far as I can tell right now, it's pretty much everywhere on the planet," Gullotto said.
Security software experts were scrambling to decrypt the details of the malicious program and were arriving at different conclusions.
Symantec, an antivirus company, said the worm appeared to contain a programme that logs keystrokes on infected machines. It could collect username and passwords of unsuspecting users and distribute them to strangers.
Network Associates did not find the keylogging programme.
Symantec also found code that appeared to target The SCO Group Inc., which claims some of its intellectual property has ended up in the Linux operating system and is threatening lawsuits.
SCO's Web site, which has been targeted in the past, was available but sluggish late on Monday. Other firms, however, could not confirm that aspect of the attack.
Copied from AOL Technology page.
Harry0
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Orgasminator
gmanxxx Wrote:-
I was 6 foot tall when I was 13, then smoking stunted my growth. I was a big boy in more than one way in those days
Harry0
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Recently an old girlfriend said to me
I knew you when you were 10" and a wrinkle,
Now your 10 wrinkles and an ........ left blank
to save me personal embarrasment.
How did you pull a 16YO when you were only 13.... lucky bugger
I was 6 foot tall when I was 13, then smoking stunted my growth. I was a big boy in more than one way in those days
Harry0
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Recently an old girlfriend said to me
I knew you when you were 10" and a wrinkle,
Now your 10 wrinkles and an ........ left blank
to save me personal embarrasment.
Orgasminator
A few more:-
It is still an offence not to attend church on Sunday. If a Church Warden finds you not to be in church during the 'Service' you are liable to be fined 1/- (Thats 5p in funny money).
It is also an offence for all able bodied men aged 16 upwards not to attend Archery Practice on a Sunday (presumably after church) 8)
Any man who accidentally kills another during the said Archery Practice cannot be found guilty of Murder.
All still on the Statute Books and date from the reign of Henry VIII.
Harry0
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I still practice with my single arrow. :lol: And not just on Sundays.
It is still an offence not to attend church on Sunday. If a Church Warden finds you not to be in church during the 'Service' you are liable to be fined 1/- (Thats 5p in funny money).
It is also an offence for all able bodied men aged 16 upwards not to attend Archery Practice on a Sunday (presumably after church) 8)
Any man who accidentally kills another during the said Archery Practice cannot be found guilty of Murder.
All still on the Statute Books and date from the reign of Henry VIII.
Harry0
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I still practice with my single arrow. :lol: And not just on Sundays.
Orgasminator
My most embarrassing moment was in my teens, many, many, many years ago. A certain ladies husband came home unexpectedly whilst she and I were taking horizontal refreshments in her bedroom.
Grabbing my clothes I climbed out of the window and down the adjacent drainpipe, halfway down I heard hoots of laughter and some gasps. looking into the next garden I saw a large garden party was taking place. I never found out if her husband caught sight of me, but I bet she had a lot of guy's trying it on later.
Harry0
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Grabbing my clothes I climbed out of the window and down the adjacent drainpipe, halfway down I heard hoots of laughter and some gasps. looking into the next garden I saw a large garden party was taking place.
I never found out if her husband caught sight of me, but I bet she had a lot of guy's trying it on later. Harry0
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Orgasminator
My first girlfiend and sexual conquest was called Virginia, everyone called her Virgin for short, but not for long. She was 16, I was three years younger. Happy days.
Is there a Statute of Limitation in this country?????
Harry0
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I didnt know it was illegal to do that Officer, honest.
She was 16, I was three years younger. Happy days.Is there a Statute of Limitation in this country?????
Harry0
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I didnt know it was illegal to do that Officer, honest.
Orgasminator
Me again,
Should anyone view the link to the 'Sarge' the accompanying 'muzac' will continue to play if you use the 'Back' button to return to this site, and continue and continue. GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. To stop the 'muzac' hit the X button (close) to exit the 'Sarge' site. Works for me.
Harry0
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I'm sure I have heard that muzac before, probably on a porno movie
Should anyone view the link to the 'Sarge' the accompanying 'muzac' will continue to play if you use the 'Back' button to return to this site, and continue and continue. GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. To stop the 'muzac' hit the X button (close) to exit the 'Sarge' site. Works for me.
Harry0
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I'm sure I have heard that muzac before, probably on a porno movie
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Orgasminator
After some moderate success of a previous thread how about this one
The worst I have heard came from an Australian who said,
"Having sex with her is rather like rattling a broomstick in a dustbin"
Harry0
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And NO steveg_NW I'm not that Australian.
I'm English.
The worst I have heard came from an Australian who said,
"Having sex with her is rather like rattling a broomstick in a dustbin"
Harry0
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And NO steveg_NW I'm not that Australian.
I'm English.
Orgasminator
We are looking to meet a local couple on Friday for same room fun.
Judging by the number of 'posts' you have made, you are fairly new to this site. Welcome. Two days notice isn't really sufficient if your looking for another cpl who may have to make babysitting arrangements etc. in order to meet you.
Try giving a little more advance notice, things do take time to arrange, even on a Swingers Site.
Pity I'm single, I'm not doing anything tonight.
Harry0
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Sex starved north Durham resident.
