I've just noticed, this thread had had more readers than any other 'Sticky' apart from those advertising munches. I've bored the pants off well over 8,500 readers. lol.
Harry0
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Single female Doggers are as rare as hens teeth, at least that's my experience in the NE of England.
I did meet one, once about thirty years ago, it was her first time. We teamed up as a couple and had many a happy weekend in a variety of Dogging Sites, but alas, all good things come to an end, and she got married to someone else.
So if there are any single or married ladies who want a partner to go Dogging in the NE, just drop me a P.M.
Living in Hope,
Harry0
Casanova, Drunk, Naturalist and Dogger of this Parish.
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I did meet one, once about thirty years ago, it was her first time. We teamed up as a couple and had many a happy weekend in a variety of Dogging Sites, but alas, all good things come to an end, and she got married to someone else.
So if there are any single or married ladies who want a partner to go Dogging in the NE, just drop me a P.M.
Living in Hope,
Harry0
Casanova, Drunk, Naturalist and Dogger of this Parish.
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Quote by lustwench
was watching the news yesterday and castle morpeth council are going to put up tiny cameras in lay bys and off track areas cars can get to to stop fly littering and rubbish dumping, in the piece on the tv i did recognisea few site we go to although i dont know them by name ect. Just thought id pass the info on the number of cams mentioned was around 100 and they are small.
Lustwench
Thanks for the 'Heads Up' Lustwench,
The Morpeth area is one of my favourite parts of the county for a little illicit 'How's you Father'. lol.
Is anywhere safe these days? To answer my own question, I do have gate keys for the Kielder Forest, but thats a hell of a drive from me, but at least it is quiet and no one is going to disturb me.
Harry0
Casanova, Drunk, Naturalist and Dogger of this Parish.
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Quote by Medi
Thnx for that Harry, i did assume that was the case, its just there hasnt been much of a response for places to go, i understand that im new to the forum and as i get to know people the results will get better. Thnx anway Harry
Hello Medi,
Keep your eyes open in the Doggin and Lets Meet sections of this Forum, sooner or later you may get lucky. Having dogged for some 40 years I have found the last couple of years to be rather depressing, meeting wise that is, apart for prior arrangements at places unknown to others.
Harry
Casanova, Drunk, Naturalist and Dogger of this Parish
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Quote by Medi
Quite a few of our Boys in Blue out and about the coast last night and theres been a few mounted police about the last few nights ( and i mean they where on horses for all those naughty people)
Im still waiting in areas but with no results which i guess is just part of the game lol, but it would help if it wasnt so freezing.
Going to go out and about for a couple of hours see wots happening tonight but, thnx for the replys anway.
Hello Medi,
The sites mentioned in the Dogging Locations page are as available to the Police to read as they are to you. The last couple of years has seen a lot of adverse publicity in the Press that had brought out a lot of undesirale types who like nothing better than to make the Dogging Areas virtually No Go areas. The constant Police Patrols visiting these sites has also driven the genuine dogger away. Most contacts are now through PM's on this site, and at places that are not published, anywhere. That way both dogger and dogee can have some pleasure without the constant attention of Boy Racers, Wannabee's who haven't a clue, and the local PC plod.
Harry0
Casanova, Drunk, Naturalist and Dogger of this Parish.
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Hanging around in Dogging Sites waiting for some action can be very boring, especially in winter. I've been through the whole range of trying to entertaim myself, whilst waiting for some couple to turn up.
After an hour or two, I tend to feel peckish and in cold weather, hot food seems more appealing than a sandwich, so I keep the engine ticking over and wrap a few slices of smoky bacon in some tin foil and place it on the exhaust manifold. In some 10 minutes it's well cooked and I just slap it into a fresh bread bun. Yummy.
A great variety of items can be cooked this way. One piece of advice though, don't try kippers, the fishy smell brings doggers from every other site within 10 miles or at least it seems to be like that. lol.
Casanova, Drunk and Dogger of this Parish. :borg:
After an hour or two, I tend to feel peckish and in cold weather, hot food seems more appealing than a sandwich, so I keep the engine ticking over and wrap a few slices of smoky bacon in some tin foil and place it on the exhaust manifold. In some 10 minutes it's well cooked and I just slap it into a fresh bread bun. Yummy.
A great variety of items can be cooked this way. One piece of advice though, don't try kippers, the fishy smell brings doggers from every other site within 10 miles or at least it seems to be like that. lol.
Casanova, Drunk and Dogger of this Parish.
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Having been a 'dogger' and also a 'doggee' over some forty years I have always prided myself in turning up to any dogging session cleanly bathed, freshly shaven and scrupulously turned out. and my partner, when I have one with me, in the same condition.
It's good fun having a shared bath before going out (sometimes it's such good fun we didn't even get out that night. lol.)
I'm always careful to be fully groomed. There may be some ladies out there who like a 'bit of rough' but not many approve of a badly turned out man.
Sometimes you win sometimes you don't, but it's all part of the game. If your into licking double cream topped off with fresh fruit from a ladies body, leave that at home, not everyone appreciates it. lol.
Dogging is fun as long as you remember your manners, e,g, I may take my hat off to a lady, but I do leave the rubber one firmly in place. lol.
Harry0.
Casanova, Drunk, Naturalist and Dogger of this Parish.
It's good fun having a shared bath before going out (sometimes it's such good fun we didn't even get out that night. lol.)
I'm always careful to be fully groomed. There may be some ladies out there who like a 'bit of rough' but not many approve of a badly turned out man.
Sometimes you win sometimes you don't, but it's all part of the game. If your into licking double cream topped off with fresh fruit from a ladies body, leave that at home, not everyone appreciates it. lol.
Dogging is fun as long as you remember your manners, e,g, I may take my hat off to a lady, but I do leave the rubber one firmly in place. lol.
Harry0.
Casanova, Drunk, Naturalist and Dogger of this Parish.
Orgasminator
In my real life I am a naturalist, and I never go out without a considerable amount of recording / collecting equipment in the back of my van. I too have a business card which gives my full details, right down to internet address.
So when asked by the local plod what I am doing in a woodland car park or any other dogging site, I have a perfect excuse for being there. I.E. I was just waiting for these courting couples to leave Officer. It tends to upset them if I light up my moth trap while they're still here. Dogging? I'm sorry officer, I'm not familiar with that term, could you please explain what that is please?
Works for me, every time, having said that I've never been caught getting a 'Blow Job' well not yet, anyway. lol.
Harry0
Casanova, Drunk, Naturalist and Dogger of this Parish.
So when asked by the local plod what I am doing in a woodland car park or any other dogging site, I have a perfect excuse for being there. I.E. I was just waiting for these courting couples to leave Officer. It tends to upset them if I light up my moth trap while they're still here. Dogging? I'm sorry officer, I'm not familiar with that term, could you please explain what that is please?
Works for me, every time, having said that I've never been caught getting a 'Blow Job' well not yet, anyway. lol.
Harry0
Casanova, Drunk, Naturalist and Dogger of this Parish.
Orgasminator
Well, I for one have never been on a TV. I still prefer my sexual contact to be all Female. Sorry JudyTV I love you, but NOT that much. lol.
However if it is the Television your referring to then, yes. Once in the male chorus of an Operatic Society in the 1960's when I had a good 'bass' singing voice. Unfortunately there are no singing parts for a 'double bass' voice which is what I have now. lol.
More recently in the 1990's I appeared in a couple of programmes relating to natural history called Wild North, which were I understand screened nationwide. Before anyone asks, it wasn't about the 'Wild' side of Swinging. Honest.
Harry0
Casanova, drunk and Naturalist of this Parish. :taz:
However if it is the Television your referring to then, yes. Once in the male chorus of an Operatic Society in the 1960's when I had a good 'bass' singing voice. Unfortunately there are no singing parts for a 'double bass' voice which is what I have now. lol.
More recently in the 1990's I appeared in a couple of programmes relating to natural history called Wild North, which were I understand screened nationwide. Before anyone asks, it wasn't about the 'Wild' side of Swinging. Honest.
Harry0
Casanova, drunk and Naturalist of this Parish.
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For nearly all my life I have had a preference for older women.
Unfortunately, I have now reached an age where there are very few women older than me. (sob).
My working motto was: -
Older women never yell,
Older women never tell.
They're too dammed grateful.
lol.
Oh, and most were bloody good at it.
Younger ladies look out I'm out on patrol.
Harry0
Casanova and Drunk of this Parish.
Unfortunately, I have now reached an age where there are very few women older than me. (sob).
My working motto was: -
Older women never yell,
Older women never tell.
They're too dammed grateful.
lol.
Oh, and most were bloody good at it.
Younger ladies look out I'm out on patrol.
Harry0
Casanova and Drunk of this Parish.
Orgasminator
Quote by BigBrian
Hi I am a single male of 45, very clean and polite with a good sence of humour and I have only recently heard of dogging and would like to try it.
I have always been an exabitionist but need a lady to take me in hand and show me the ropes, or a couple who would let me watch, will do as moch or as little as you say.
Bugger me ( metaphorically speaking)
I wish I was bloody 45 years old again. I passed that age over 16 years ago. I still go dogging occasionally with not just a little sucess. I all depends I suppose if you can rise to the occasion. lol.
Having dogged, and having been dogged for almost as long as you have been alive, I can assure you, your are not too old.
Give it a go and enjoy yourself, just make yourself familiar with the dogging rules first.
Harry0
Casanova and Drunk of this Parish.
Orgasminator
Hello Vlad,
There is a frequent Police presence at Salters Gate and at the nearby Woodland Picnic area just to the west of Tow Law. This has been going on for a year or more with no apparent end in sight. the best way I have found is to contact doggers in this area through the dogging board and make arrangements to meet up at a site unknown to the Police.
Harry
There is a frequent Police presence at Salters Gate and at the nearby Woodland Picnic area just to the west of Tow Law. This has been going on for a year or more with no apparent end in sight. the best way I have found is to contact doggers in this area through the dogging board and make arrangements to meet up at a site unknown to the Police.
Harry
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
Right who did it?? :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Don't look at me all innocent-like. Someone did it and I aim to get to the bottom of it :shock: :shock: :shock:
Someone has sneaked into my wardrobe and taken an inch off the waist of all my trousers!!
It was done sometime over the Christmas Period because they all fitted fine before then.
Has anyone else been a casualty of the Phantom Trouesr Waist Decliner????:? :? :?
Hi Sarge,
I had a similar problem a couple of years ago, I used to have my shirts tailor made to be a good tight fit for my 44" chest and 32" waist.
Some miserable bastard had been sneaking in during the summer and altered them to 32"chest and 44" waist. It's taken me ages to alter my shape so they fit again.
Harry0
Casanova and Drunk of this Parish.
Orgasminator
Quote by zootle
Anyone else not at a party this new years eve?
Or is it just me?
And what, no GFZ again this weekend?!
:shock:
I'm not partying either tonight, I'm off to bed soon. However I did have as rather nice afternoon with a lady I have known for some years, who is into body garnishing with fresh fruit and real double cream.
It does 'add' a little something to the usual sexual gymnastics, and a whole new meaning to 'eating out.' lol. Sated and very satisfied.
Harry0.
The World Sucks........ If it didn't we would all fall off. lol.
HAPPY NEW YEAR.
Orgasminator
Quote by hornyred and dino
My 15 year old daughter has got back together with her boyfriend , so no more sulky , miserable, moaning minnie at last. Now they are out to a new years eve party with his parents,, so bang goes our babysitter
:x we cant go swingers club now and its too late to sort anything else out!!!,,, Bloody teenagers
If I were you, I would start worrying what your daughter and boyfriend were up to tonight.
Happy New Year,
Harry0
The world sucks.......... If it didn't, we would all fall off. lol.
Orgasminator
Quote by lucyweebaps
i must admit, I wouldn't mind singing myself at a Munch, provided they have something suitable for a voice that can only be described as a double bass. lol.
Harry0
Casanova and Drunk of this Parish,
Available to ladies of any size, P.M. me if your interested, please.
Plenty Frank Sinatra if you want to strut your stuff Harry
Think maybe Bing Crosby is as low as you will get double bass
Although I can always help you reach the high notes if you have another preference :P
Lucy
Hello Lucy,
I'm afraid that Sinatra, and Crosby are silver Tenors compared to me. Even Paul Robeson is a light Baritone in comparison. I have to admit there is no one I know of, that has a deeper voice than mine. Even my normal speaking voice has been compared to chocolate covered gravel.
Never mind, I'll give it a go, if I can find a song suitable.
Harry0
Casanova and Drunk of this Parish. :hump: :drinkies:
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Quote by fabio grooverider
can i make an appeal to anyone who got unwanted xmas presents....
please DO NOT put them up on auction on e-bay....
instead.... take them down to your local charity shop... be that red cross... or save the children.... or oxfam... or something a lot closer to home...... marie curie/roy castle ect......
they could do with the money, escecially with all the bad things that have happened...... and you would all be helping others....
thank you.....
sean xxxxxxx
A very good idea Sean,
Being an atheist I don't do 'Christmas', so have no Christmas Presents to offer. However, anything I have that is spare will go the one or another of the Charity Shops. The death toll in SE Asia is likely to exceed 1000,000 when the body count is over, so any help will be gratefully received..
Harry0
Casanova and Drunk of this Parish.
:scared: Available to ladies of any size, Just P.M. me PLEASE. lol.
Orgasminator
Quote by marcus1221
hey all,
anyone interested in meeting in the hull area (or surrounding area - can travel a bit) - im up here over the xmas period and am looking for a bit of fun ... any ideas - give me a shout.
bit about me ... im 26, 6' tall, 11st and pretty fit (gym alot!!) & , live and work in london
email is
catch u soon,
marcus (aka sparky)
For Fuck's sake. When was Hull in the Northeast? We who really live in the N/E consider Hull in the Midlands. lol.
Harry0
Casanova and Drunk of this Parish.
Orgasminator
Quote by allymellor
All very good advice,
I am a "newbie" to this site and had quite a lot of difficulty finding a site for swingers that was easy to navigate, british & had many members. I must say i am impressed with this site and love reading all the posts.
Keep up the good work.
Ally xx
Hello Ally,
I have been keeping my 'end up' for more years than I care to remember, lol.
Harry0
Casanova and Drunk of this Parish.
Available to ladies of any size, P.M. me please. lol.
Orgasminator
Personally, I have found that it doesn't matter what size a lady is,if you get it on together and both receive satisfaction. Physical shape is immaterial. Few men look like Hollywood Film Stars, and the same applies to women.
If I can satisfy a lady, immaterial of her size, and, she can satisfy me, there is no problem for either of us. Seeking out a dream woman, or man, may be the work of a lifetime, with no guarenteed sexual satisfaction even if you meet the lady/man of your dreams.
I have had 'Fun' with many ladies over the years and it was always a pleasure to satisfy them, and myself. The female form is vary varied, but all women have similar sexual desires. If I can fulfill them, then I am very happy. In most cases it's the personality of the woman what matters, not just her shape.
Harry0
Casanova and Drunk of this Parish.
Available to ladies of any size, at any time. Just PM me, PLEASE. lol.
If I can satisfy a lady, immaterial of her size, and, she can satisfy me, there is no problem for either of us. Seeking out a dream woman, or man, may be the work of a lifetime, with no guarenteed sexual satisfaction even if you meet the lady/man of your dreams.
I have had 'Fun' with many ladies over the years and it was always a pleasure to satisfy them, and myself. The female form is vary varied, but all women have similar sexual desires. If I can fulfill them, then I am very happy. In most cases it's the personality of the woman what matters, not just her shape.
Harry0
Casanova and Drunk of this Parish.
Available to ladies of any size, at any time. Just PM me, PLEASE. lol.
Orgasminator
In the case of Women, her size doesn't really matter. In 40 years of 'Swinging' I have had partners who are so thin, they could have been catwalk models, and others who would have put the 'Vicar of Dibley' to shame. In every case, having sex with them was most enjoyable, for both of us.
No two women are the same, and I suppose no two men are the same either as far as women are concerned. If you both get sexual satisfaction what does size matter?.
Harry0
Casanova and Drunk of this Parish.
Available to ladies of any size, just PM me, please. lol.
No two women are the same, and I suppose no two men are the same either as far as women are concerned. If you both get sexual satisfaction what does size matter?.
Harry0
Casanova and Drunk of this Parish.
Available to ladies of any size, just PM me, please. lol.
Orgasminator
Quote by archetype
Hi all
Found this site a couple of hours ago and have been browsing through, so I thought I'd better bow, shake hands or whatever.
My name is Trev, I am 24 and am located on the Notts/Derby border. Just seperated from a wife and 2 children, and am looking to just meet people I suppose. If you know the sort of marriage where you just sit and look at the four walls each night, where you loose all your friends and your sanity, you know where I am coming from.
Anyhow, I must admit to having a huge sexual appetite; one's too many, tens not enough attitude. Very much into sensuality, teasing and touching, and long lingering sessions. This is of course from memory, as the only teasing I give to the wife now is about the state of the living room.
Yes, I would like to meet up with people for, er, NSA fun (been reading the terminology page!), but that is not a pre-requisite. Friendship is. :)
I am employed as a systems anayst, in my spare time I write music, and am having 3 of my tracks released in Europe and the US next year. Also, looking to start doing mixed martial arts again in the new year. Quit because of back problems, starting again due to an odd interaction between Christmas food and the shape of my tum.
Ok. I'm done. See ya around the forums!
Trev
Hello Trev,
Swinging isn't for everyone, it isn't instant by any means either. You have to get known first. It does take time, but persevere and you may get there in the end. Just remember there are an awful lot of men chasing a relatively 'few' women. lol.
Harry0
Casanova and Drunk of this Parish.
The oldest 'Swinger' in anyones town.
Orgasminator
Quote by Fred
Now that the Xmas festivities are over for another year it's time to make those "New Year" (boken ??) resolutions for 2005.
Using less than 10 words tell us all what yours is >>>
Mine is :- "Nil Illegitamii Carborundum"
Maybe A moderator can make this a sticky till the end of January ???? pls
Fred (aka Medic1)
Ok Here's mine, it's the same as always: -
Always sexually satisfy your lady, before yourself. Works for me.
Harry0
Casanova and Drunk of this Parish
Orgasminator
Hello Alex_Female.
I don't just find it 'Hard' at Christmas, It's hard every bloody day of the year. The only cure I have found is to have a very nice lady on the end of it. After a while it's no longer 'hard' but it recovers again after a while. lol.
Just trying to make you smile.
Harry0
Casanova and Drunk of this Parish
I don't just find it 'Hard' at Christmas, It's hard every bloody day of the year. The only cure I have found is to have a very nice lady on the end of it. After a while it's no longer 'hard' but it recovers again after a while. lol.
Just trying to make you smile.
Harry0
Casanova and Drunk of this Parish
Orgasminator
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors surgery. After his check up, the doctor called the wife into the office alone.
He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely DIE".
"Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he's in a good mood.
For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can take to work, and for dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.
Don't burden him with chores, as this could add further his stress. Don't discuss your problems with him,as it will only make his stress worse.
Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing sexy lingerie and giving him a massage.
Ecourage him to watch some type of sporting event on TV,and,most imporantly,make love to him at least several times a week, and satisfy his every whim, no matter how odd it may appear to be"
"If you can do this for up to 10 months a year, I think your husband will make a full recovery, and regain his health completely".
On the way home the husband asked his wife what the doctor had said to her.
Her reply, "He said your going to DIE.
LOL.
Harry0
Casanova and Drunk of this Parish.
He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely DIE".
"Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he's in a good mood.
For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can take to work, and for dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.
Don't burden him with chores, as this could add further his stress. Don't discuss your problems with him,as it will only make his stress worse.
Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing sexy lingerie and giving him a massage.
Ecourage him to watch some type of sporting event on TV,and,most imporantly,make love to him at least several times a week, and satisfy his every whim, no matter how odd it may appear to be"
"If you can do this for up to 10 months a year, I think your husband will make a full recovery, and regain his health completely".
On the way home the husband asked his wife what the doctor had said to her.
Her reply, "He said your going to DIE.
LOL.
Harry0
Casanova and Drunk of this Parish.
Orgasminator
I was rather interested in the following poster advertising Night Classes for Ladies and thought I would share it.
CLASSES FOR WOMEN.
Women think they already know everything, but wait..... training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:
1. Silence. The Final Frontier: Where No Women Have Gone Before.
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: How To Make A Deposit.
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits.
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Until After The Game.
5. Bathroom Etiquette 1: Men Need Space In The Bathroom Cabinet Too.
6. Bathroom Etiquette 2: His Razor Is His.
7. Communication Skills 1: Tears Are The Last Resort, Not The First.
8. Communication Skills 2: Thinking Before Speaking.
9. Communication Skills 3: Getting What You Want Without Nagging.
10. Driving The Car Safely: A Skill You Can Acquire.
11. Telephone Skills: How To Hang Up.
12. Introduction To Parking.
13. Advanced Parking: How To Back Into A space.
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat?
15. Cooking 1: Bringing Back The Bacon, Eggs and Butter.
16. Cooking 2: Bran And Tofu Are Not For Human Consumption.
17. Cooking 3: How Not To Inflict Your Diets On Other People.
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully.
19. PMS: Your Problem..... Not His.
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like It.
21. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have.
22. Household Dust: A Thing Only Women Notice.
23. Intergrating Your Laundry: Washiong It All Together.
24. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both.
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only.
I have a sneaking suspicion this thread might be 'locked' by the first lady Moderator to read it, but....... Whatever.
Finally, In order to bring a little seasonal comment here, may I offer my: -
Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their own religion as well as those who choose not to practice a religion at all;
Additionally:
a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions have helped make our society great, without regard to the race, creed, colour, religious, or sexual preferences of the wishes.
(Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.)
Query. Is being PC addictive?
Right, I'm off to get pissed. lol.
Harry0
Casanova and Drunk of this Parish.
CLASSES FOR WOMEN.
Women think they already know everything, but wait..... training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:
1. Silence. The Final Frontier: Where No Women Have Gone Before.
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: How To Make A Deposit.
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits.
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Until After The Game.
5. Bathroom Etiquette 1: Men Need Space In The Bathroom Cabinet Too.
6. Bathroom Etiquette 2: His Razor Is His.
7. Communication Skills 1: Tears Are The Last Resort, Not The First.
8. Communication Skills 2: Thinking Before Speaking.
9. Communication Skills 3: Getting What You Want Without Nagging.
10. Driving The Car Safely: A Skill You Can Acquire.
11. Telephone Skills: How To Hang Up.
12. Introduction To Parking.
13. Advanced Parking: How To Back Into A space.
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat?
15. Cooking 1: Bringing Back The Bacon, Eggs and Butter.
16. Cooking 2: Bran And Tofu Are Not For Human Consumption.
17. Cooking 3: How Not To Inflict Your Diets On Other People.
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully.
19. PMS: Your Problem..... Not His.
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like It.
21. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have.
22. Household Dust: A Thing Only Women Notice.
23. Intergrating Your Laundry: Washiong It All Together.
24. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both.
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only.
I have a sneaking suspicion this thread might be 'locked' by the first lady Moderator to read it, but....... Whatever.
Finally, In order to bring a little seasonal comment here, may I offer my: -
Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their own religion as well as those who choose not to practice a religion at all;
Additionally:
a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions have helped make our society great, without regard to the race, creed, colour, religious, or sexual preferences of the wishes.
(Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.)
Query. Is being PC addictive?
Right, I'm off to get pissed. lol.
Harry0
Casanova and Drunk of this Parish.
