heaysy's Profile

23 Jun 2005

Hiyas debs i know u said single men but just for fun i added our pics to our add at last so you could see biggrin

..so have a click below on the ad bit in the signature
oh and for any one up for perving , yes mu lovley ck is fully derobed in one of the pics thats there too :P
heaysy

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23 Jun 2005

ours was
pupdog
us
titfucker..ill have to edit in a sec to tell u where we move to :P
***edit***
now katy
us
essex_young_gun

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23 Jun 2005

:welcome: to sh fife_fiddler smile

i know what u mean about not doing anything all day :Pyoull never be able to say that again :P

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23 Jun 2005

i do it the simple way smile

i grow my beard and tash for 2 reasons
1 i hate shaving (my face that is :P elsewhere is fine biggrin

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2 i like the beard :P and it looks silly without the tash
but as for the ladies liking it i ask them if they do before a meet and if the dont i shave it off simplicity itself smile

just lucky i convinced ck to like it ...only took 2 years hehe
heaysy

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22 Jun 2005

Quote by tallnhairy
Ahhh, x magician I can pick handcuffs :P
Don't worry Ice I have the ultimate weapon (not my lightsabre) in Mrs TnH... she will defend us, or get in the way long enough for us to beat a manly strategic withdrawl...

heaysy
if all else fails hide behind me and ill hide behind crystal .. we allready wax the most painful bits so aslong as the ladies dont realise it ill just scream to make them think im hurting to give u both time to retreet
matt

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22 Jun 2005

wow ice that was almost below the belt :P
but i agree with some of the answers thier cant be an average hun as for example me and ck started swinging just a few months back , now we are 21y/o bi femand 22 y/o BiM cpl and have had 4 encounters with 3 partners , but another cpl of 35 could have just started and had 1 encounter and another could be 22 with 100 encounters , there is n way to average it as we are all to widley varied in our approach to swinging
heaysy

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22 Jun 2005

well im one of these new ppl ur talking about only been here a few weeks , but frankly im glad it isnt all about sex and such as that would have put me and crystal off
yeah we like reading and writing about sex almost as much as we like doing it , but if all i saw was lets meet for a shag msges i would have left the site for certs coz yes swinging is about sex but its also about friendship and id prefer to sit on the cafe for a few weeks making friends witha person before inviting them for a meet ,than say .".hmm u said fancy a shag in a nice way , c'mon into ma bed and get it on with my wife"
so which would u really prefer hun , reading some posts unrelated to sex that give u an insight to the person , or see a string of treads all about ppl wanting sex ?
i know which i prefer and which crystal prefers , if you prefer the other way then as is said above theres a forum called lets meet up thats good for those threads smile

and please dont take this as a flame its just my opinion im explaining not me trying to make u have the same opinion as we are all different in what we want hun

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22 Jun 2005

welcome to the insane asylum .. i would say i hope u find what ur looking for but looking up the way i think it allready found u :P

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22 Jun 2005

heaysy
hehe now thats 2 ppl who agree with me its the city's fault we all have hayfever ..whose got a barn to rent? id even settle for a shed + hotwater bottle or someone to cuddle:P

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22 Jun 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
Being a displaced country boy myself, it is worse living in the big city

heaysy
*cheers and jumps around for joy * :thrilled:
sorry if that disturbed anyone thats the first time someone has agreed with me about the city being worse :P i never suffered hayfever inthe country first summer in the city at 14 i thought i was dieing a slow painful death of 50 sneezes a minute
ck *mumbles* oh god now uve done it here we go with matt trying to buy a farm again , i know thats what he's qualified to do but i dont get on with tractors sad

and his chainsaw gear is a real turn off sad

heaysyandck

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22 Jun 2005

eyes are connected in thier own way too but more by a passage going via the tear ducts but thats beside the point onto the main question :P
beconase nasel spray matt gets the worst hayfever ive seen during the summer when he stays in the city but when he uses that spray u wouldnt know he had hayfever ...
allthough this is the guy who sits in the city sneezing and says "bugger this im off to find a farm to stop the hayfever:P"...strange i know but it works for him as a displaced country boy he swears its the pollution in the city mixed with the pollen that gets him rather than the pollen itself *shrugs* but then again who cares :P ..
just use that beconase it works on all the symptoms and it hits it quick smile

you just use it when u need it as often as u feel the need smile

CK

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20 Jun 2005

cool thx for the help hun now i need to throw a dart at a map to pick a city to head for ....
*throws the dart*
*dart hits a picture of a tree signifing woods*
oh erm dont think ill find a club there at least not the type im looking for redface

anyone wanna surgest where to head for?
CK

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20 Jun 2005

yep i had a crush like that , was even going out with the lass for about 6 mnths when we were 13-14 then she decided to dump me for someone else you know the story , mainly coz i wasnt fast enough for her i was happy with kisses and cuddles she wasnt ..
well to cut the inevitble sob story short
met her about a year ago she was still cute as hell and i was tempted to follow reds path then after 30 mins of talking i just said i had to go home to ck and anme ..coz she was still one hell of a bit...erm ....female dog ...
crystal has one too but ill let her type it later if she wants too isnt my place smile

allthough thinking about it im sure she wishes she could escape me most the time:P
heaysy

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20 Jun 2005

happy birthday blondie hope its a good day hun and i hope u have as much fun as i did on saturday for mine ;)
heaysy

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20 Jun 2005

hiyas
now i live in scotland and as has been covered a few times we havnt got any swingers clubs up here
((yeye i know u think this is gonna be a why not tread but it isnt :P ))
We've been reading alot about swingers clubs online and are intrigued and would like to experience that part of the scene ((me alot more than her but only coz of the majority of single males the guids allways talk about ..she prefers fems :P))
We would prob just go to watch on the first time allthough knowing me and her we would join in as soon as comfortable , but as near complete novices im not sure if its a good idea or not, and thats the bit of advice i need does anyone think it is or isnt and why you feel that way smile

btw i dont want stories full of detail or anything like that , just advice smile

or even an invite to take us along to one biggrin

but maybe ishouldnt say that aloud might actually get one and die of a heart attack :P
heaysy and a snoring ck
btw if this has been covered before and a mod decides to lock it can u post a link for us to where it was covered smile

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18 Jun 2005

i would like to offer a round of applause hun for psting the link that is
but cant find one so ..
worship

ck

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18 Jun 2005

theres only 2 of our friends who know and matts sister cos she accidently contacted us .. now that was embarising :P
but for the 2 friends the first is someone matt is very close to and we asked her for advice wether she thought it was a good idea or not and the other coz she asked to join us so we broke it too her gently and said that we would think about it while she tried to get over the shock :P
but apart from them we wouldnt want to tell anyone if ppl find out either by accident or guess ect then fine it doesnt bother us we will explain we want it kept quiet and any friend who cant do that isnt worth having as a friend
well thats our 50P worth :P
matt and crystal

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18 Jun 2005

1 â€“ your most distinguish feature
{crystal] hmmmm my bum
{mat} erm no idea ask her :P
{crystal} his smoldering eyes
2 â€“ the favourite nickname you have ever been called
{matt} has to be heaysy ive had that since i was 12 and i still use it smile

]{crystal} has to be gorgeus when he calls me it but dont think that counts so CK
3 â€“ the last thing that made you laugh
{crystal} our daughter hitting matt in the nose when waking him up today to say happy birthday biggrin

{matt} my friend from russia phoning me when i got up while i was starkers and then trying to start the web cam when i asked to type instead
4 â€“ the last song you sang (way too loud)
{crystal} Dido white flag
{matt} i believe i can fly when it came on while on the bus
5 â€“ the last thing that made you feel warm inside
{matt} well i feel like that every time i get a cuddle from my 2 fav girls smile

{crystal}...that would be around the end of matts b-day prezzie from me evil

6 â€“ the last sex related item/s you bought
a nice vibe for her a week or so ago....oh and a new webcam biggrin

{crystal} that would be a 3 piece bustier set i bought to go with matts b-day prezzie biggrin

7 â€“ one thing you want to do this summer
{matt} get younger instead of older :P but that aint gonna happen so ... hmmm... go to russia
{crystal} well now that would involve me matt and any bi fem want to join us ;)
8 â€“ what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
{crystal} chicken pasta chips scotch pie peas and sweetcorn ...might as well eat everything i like smile

{matt} hmm that would be an all you can eat buffet for aslong as i can eat ...do u think they would allow me 1 bite a minute :P
9 â€“ who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
{both} 3 lady friends who will remain nameless robbie williams angilina jolee...cant think of a last person but keeping the spare seat would be good for when the fun began :P
10 â€“ the worst job you have ever done
{crystal} mcdonalds *shudders*
{matt} hmm well it isnt so much the job as a part of my old job at british waterways .. cleaning the ditches

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18 Jun 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
Ok, just back from B & Q.
Now where do I put the pampas grass if I don't have a front garden?

same question evil

now then who has some spare pampas grass i can borrow biggrin

Crystal
never ask a man to do a thing on his birthday , yu havnt got a chance of completion

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18 Jun 2005

okies hun its in the diary smile

and ill sure be here gotta be more fun than a room full of matts mates :P only coz he wont let his mates touch me tho ...shame really had 10 fit guys in the house and couldnt do a things with them sad

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18 Jun 2005

we're in scotland so our definition of summer is the five minutes u get between the rain or the thing that seperates spring and autum :P

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18 Jun 2005

sry we missed ur party debs sad

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but matt started a yearlly 24hr party he allways has around this time of yeah while i wasnt looking
serves me right for now checking the calender should rly know by now its his b-day around now :P
well conngratz going to try sober him up biggrin

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14 Jun 2005

hiyas i know that we might not be welcome coz we are too new only join the site recently (last couple of weeks) but we are doing our best to get knowm biggrin

so if you wouldnt mind can we come smile

or atleast get kept an eye on to see if we stick around :P
pm me if you want all our details .. anyone atall :P

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13 Jun 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
What an odd question :shock:
Anyways... that aside, I'd say that nothing really looks like the real thing, so what you need is about 10 guys to cum at once over your wife while you take the pics.
Easy really. I look forward to reading your ad

sound advice as usual there blue lol
if you ever place that ad count me in smile

....
well aslong as you dont mind my partner coming to watch ;)
dear god my missus needs a woman in knakered

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13 Jun 2005

mine and my partners prob was slightly different when we split a few months back wasnt for long only 2-3 months and we're back together now , our situation was terrible we both wanted access and for ********** to see each of us equally and that would have been fine .. then we had her perents added into the equation , we didnt ask for them to but in but they are like that they even tried to take her from mummy to stop me seeing the poor lass and nearlly acomplished it by saying ck was an unfit mum sad

in the end we got back together just to save oor wee girl from being taken by the social work ect and after a few weeks realised that we we're happier together than appart and all our problems stemed from her pearents but if they had , had thier way and we haddnt come to our senses we would have both been stuck without our daughter coz it was only me moving back in that stoped the social they have even said they had started the paperwork to remove anne-marie that week
EDITED due to my own stupidity ..please anyone who saw my kids name forget now :Pi didnt realise id typed it untill someone told me %((((

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13 Jun 2005

well the way we do it is simply wait until we are chatting on msn and doing a bit of pic swapping then we mention we are making the pics there and then and ask what they would like to see , that verifies us atleast and has worked to verify a few couples and catch a few out when used in reverse smile

isnt much but it works well enough , so if ur ever chatting to us dont be offended smile

)) we just playing safe smile

please dear god my missus needs a woman im knakerd

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