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jason1974
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
0 miles · Greater London

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Did anyone watch tonight? It was amazing.
I won't forget the slugs having sex while hanging from a rope of mucus in a hurry
An insect related question that I don't know the answer to: do ants have lungs?
Quote by bisto kid
...just wondering if anyone else here like this.......i know not related to swinging but i'm going tosee the live show tuesday and was curious to whom lIked LOG.......
local swinging for local people.........

Its a good quality comedy show, i especially liked the the bit in the last show on thurs were the old women in the supermarket was incontinent and didnt seem to know anything about it lol
i think you are confusing this with "little britain" ?
Quote by devondelight
'Swinging On A Star' by Frank Sinatra
DD

I reckon Sinatra loved swinging. He had an album called "Songs for Swinging Lovers" It's got a track called "Swinging Down the Lane" on it. It's quite catchy and would make a good ringtone.
Quote by Dawn_Mids
My gf s going out round town tonite with her work firends? Anyone got any ideas i can set her for a challenge? going out in balck boots, denim mini n top
Thanks

Get a new boy friend dunno rotflmao
Quote by simon_hyde
Until you get a flat

i can just get the passenger to blow it up again
Quote by markz
sex or a moped
tough one :shock:

i've got a 50cc vespa which you dirty bikers probably won't like. it's good though.
i may not be able to go very fast but i can go for a long time on a single tank. and i can fill up again quickly.....
marmite is lovely
much better than that vegemite that retarded australians always go on about
Quote by couple_ne2000
Kit Kat chunkies MUST be eaten by biting off both ends then using what is left to slurp tea through. When the wafer is sodden the chocolate/soggy wafer tube that is left can be eaten. Drifters should also be eaten that way.

you sound like Rainman lol
Quote by Calista
Tea ... most definitely tea ...... should be good quality tea (English Breakfast is my favourite) made in a china/ceramic teapot and served in a cup and saucer to taste it's best. I will relent to drinking it out of a mug for convenience but for a really refreshing, good, satisfying cup of tea it has to be made properly, milk first, tea second.
On and on the subject, put kettle on while your up ..... ;)
C x

tea isn't really all that quirky calista, but i do agree with you. there should be more threads on this subject. i'm tucking in to a nice lapsang souchon at the moment.
have a good sleep vix.
another suggestion for midlandsmale - watch gremlins on channel 5 at 6:10. that's what i'll be doing.
Quote by cc_7up
Call me cynical if you like,(here we go), but don't you get a tad fed up with the commercial of what christmas is really about?
cc_7up

what is christmas "really all about?" the birth of jesus? i'd rather celebrate commerce than the birth of jesus. i'll have an ipod nano please.
Quote by HuxleyNSusie
spurred on i decided to take a look at coventry socialist's what comes up on google ?
Coventry Socialist Party's Anti-Zionist Forum
caring,sharing and Anti-Semetic ? hope this isnt a genuine reflectionof the party some of the items on the message board are not very condusive to world harmony

anti-zionist isn't the same as anti-semitic
what do i think of cameron? william hague with good hair. a very electable prospect.
what's all this cocaine nonsense about? it should be mandatory for all MPs to take drugs before they can be allowed to stand.
the title of the forum isn't my reason for this assumption the posts contain such lines as
"I saw the Jews how these
rats congratulated each other." "Do you show me the articles that the Jewish
propagandists wrote?
and made the association
fair enough
Quote by HuxleyNSusie
spurred on i decided to take a look at coventry socialist's what comes up on google ?
Coventry Socialist Party's Anti-Zionist Forum
caring,sharing and Anti-Semetic ? hope this isnt a genuine reflectionof the party some of the items on the message board are not very condusive to world harmony

anti-zionist isn't the same as anti-semitic
what do i think of cameron? william hague with good hair. a very electable prospect.
what's all this cocaine nonsense about? it should be mandatory for all MPs to take drugs before they can be allowed to stand.
so can any of you southerners recommend any swingers clubs in the south east? i'm thinking of joining one
for those of you in the south that can't watch this swinging programme, try ITV2 - jordan and peters wedding. very funny. peter andre is covered in make up
yeah, it does seem like the northerners are more active on this site. as a northerner who has moved south, i feel like i'm missing out!
where are all the londoners??
sally gunnell once said "the girls are all very tired, they have had 6 big events between their legs already"
i'm sure there's one about someone being fingered by an official as well, but i can't remember the details......
"this is hardcore" by pulp is a good one, although not really party music.
"work it" by missy elliot is good.
someone suggested "lick my pussy" - i heard this played at a family wedding and it made me laugh to see people in my family dancing to it. i think the lyric goes "lick my pussy, lick my crack" lol