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jesster
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69
0 miles · Bedfordshire

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Quote by Kiss
All he said was "Tell Brian that if I ever see a mark like that on you again, I'll punch him so hard he'll be brushing his teeth through his arse hole". :shock:

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Quote by varca
Ahh but do you walk under ladders? lol

I do my best to avoid them :lol:
Survived falling off them, i dont want one to fall on me :lol:
Just looked at the profile and the ad and i'm totally confused!
Just looked at the profile and the ad and i'm totally confused!
i think it all boils down to the fact when we are young we think we are invincible. Nothing is going to happen to us.
There are things i did when i was younger i wouldnt think of doing now biggrin How i never got hurt i dont know! Well i did but nothing serious!
e.g. I dont do ladders now lol did them, never fell off, survived, wont do them now :lol:
Quote by PoloLady
Why don't women reply?
Ignore all the nicey-nicey bollox about numbers, being patient, blar blar blar. There is only one answer and the truth of the matter is staring you in the face...
The ones you sent messages to didn't want to shag you!

Damn i knew there was a simple answer lol
this time last year on a saturday night i had a call form my ex to say my 15 yr old (at the time) Was in casualty with a 2" split in her head! Arguement with other girls from the school in a park (all had been drinking!!!) Someone threw a stone! Never sobered up so quick in my life. But felt so useless as i'm 200 miles away.
Anyway, she was ok and now has an L shaped scar on her forehead. The vertical one she had when her body outran her legs and she collided with a wall when she was 5 smile
Kids, I love them, but i could never eat a whole one lol
I got mine within about 10 days.
£60 fine and yep 3 points on the licence
Need to invest in a snooper lol
Having said that i knew the camera was there and i was braking fron 60 limit to 30 limit!
Lost that split second concentration and it had me lol
Ok i was over the limit by 6 miles (law is law) but at 3am with no other cars or pedestrians about. Was i driving dangerously?
Waiting for the flak smile
Quote by Darkfire
At 16, it'll be handbags at 10 paces in the back garden luv, I can see it now rotflmao
I really really hope to God she grows out of it wayyyyy before then dunno - but she's her mother's daughter, so she probably wont. :cry:

But who will win lol
My daughter wins over my ex everytime :lol:
Think you have covered it there Polo. If i'm sat at the pc replying to ads and i dont get a reply then i dont consider them as time wasters. I'm a bloke and i know how many pm's the ladies get.
However if i get into email tennis to sort out a meet and its cancelled at the last minute and hear no more, then yes i would consider that to be time wasted.
Then there is the scenario when you meet a female or a couple and nothing happens. That to me is not time wasted because until you actually meet you dont know if you are actually going to "click"
Had too much beer and i'm thinking to much lol
Off for another one
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Quote by MrFC
1 minute before the end of a match and.........the ball is kicked out of play lol cool

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Quote by Darkfire
Blimey Varca, are we in each other's heads today? :shock:
I almost posted something very similar the other day because right now, my daughter is hell spawn and I cant get through to her at all - and she' s 7 :shock:

Wait till she is 16 Dark! They get worse but we still love them biggrin
You cant Varca!!!
After all i've said to my daughter, a year last summer when she was 15, her and her friend had a scare!!
Thankfully it was just a numpty being a prick and he didnt touch them. Just made a lot of sexual comments. Scared her and her friend shitless at the time. Police involved after i tracked the guy down but nothing was done cos he hadnt physically assaulted them!
Anyway, bottom line is, she has forgotton all about it and comes home to my ex at all hours!!
dunno
Quote by HarryJones
I think I might have got nicked by a speed camera pointing towards me on the other side of the road tonight despite the fact I have driven past the bloody thing on literally a thousand occasions.
Regards
Harry Jones

Been there, done it, just paid the damn fine mad
Have a good night biggrin
Cant make it as i'm a bit "tied" up that night :D
Think i'd better go lol
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Wish i could make it Sarah, but ive got something on that weekend sad
Quote by Darkfire
Hi Dark smile
Can you add me to the list please :)

ooooo jacuzzi security :bounce: :bounce: you're hired :thumbup:
Always at your service Dark wink
sad I havent got any ticked and i still dont get any pm's :(
off to work to sulk now :(
lol
Welcome back Lissa biggrin
its been a long time and i missed that avatar :D
Welcome back Lissa biggrin
its been a long time and i missed that avatar :D
Why do single guys do that dunno
After all, if a couple are looking for a couple. How long does it take so suss out the single guys, that are making out they are a couple!!
I wanted to say masquerading but i couldnt spell it lol where's the spell checker when you need it :lol:
Hope you get what you want Chaotic biggrin
Wish i was younger and closer lol
Quote by Amber
Do what I do, assume that they wont fancy you, that way youre not disappointed!

some of us dont need to assume......
STOP putting yourself down hun........you are a nice person and a good looking lad :twisted: xxxx
Get yer coat wideboy biggrin
A mate of mine whilst making passionate love to a woman inserted a finger into her bottom smile
She said "oooooh thats nice, what made you think of doing that" He replied " just taking up some of the slack" lol
Time i went :lol:
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