Put the sweaty clothes back on. Ok so you will stink, but hey, lifes a bitch and its the easiest thing.
Did that make me sound like a lazy tart?
C'est la vie
I buy porn mags. Oh no, thats my accountants monthly, aww well maybe I'm just a sad git really :cry:
We have 7 cats, Treacle, Tigger, Roley, Marble, Topsy, Jasper - oh and Molly. No offence :shock:
Oh bugger
Was hoping you had borrowed them, cos I was gonna go to the same shop!
Your real name isnt well busty babe? I'm shocked. All my illusions have now been shattered! Not sure I can carry on any more. What is the world coming to? I just might have to go and sit in the corner and cry now.
tut tut Judy, be a little more reserved, take lessons from me ....................
Will someone please shag me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just a quick message to ask, what on earth is Sgt Bilko on? And is it on prescription? If it can be bought over the counter then where do I get some from? And how much does it cost?
What are we doing after the munch? Ooooooooh Venus shame on you hunny! Don't you feel bad? Aren't you ridden with guilt? Lmao, just joking.
All we're doing is hoping to meet some new people and make some new friends, whatever we do after that is a bonus.
See you Sat
Jules n Dave
I suppose really the thing that changed my life (at 41 years old) was someone in the chat room telling me I was too old to be there!!!!
We had been sort of slowly getting into the swinging scene, but hadnt been brave enough to go to any of the parties. After being told we were too old, I thought "f*** you" and put our name down for our first party.
Well, we have been to one or two now, and have met some really lovely people, and are looking forward to meeting more at the NW Munch.
It could have gone either way, I could have disappeared off into the sunset with a lump in my throat and a tear in my eye feeling quite sad, but I'm tough.
However, if you're reading this (the person who told me I was too old). Just think on. You can really hurt someone with a careless word.
Jules n Dave
I'd like to reply - but all that springs to mind is - eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww ffs!
Bigger boobs, oh def bigger boobs - but without the pain and suffering of a boob job.
Oh I would just wanna snog Robson Green. That would make me a very happy person. Anyone know RG's phone number by any chance?????
Well, I dunno I'm just reading through all the threads in the forum, and it just struck me that I don't know if JS is alive or dead. I don't know why it's bugging me but it is, and I just asked Dave, who looked at me like I was stark raving mad, I mean how dare I interrupt Star Trek with something as inconsequential as this?
But is he?
Does anyone know?
Well, I know I'm very sad, but for me it has to be Robson Green. Those eyes are just sooooooo fantastic, and combined with that sexy geordie drawl, phwaaoooooooor
erm - yup!
Well, at least I've been using it for a while, and no bloke has come round with a huge cricket bat threatening to pound me unless I pay up (she says peering through the gap in the curtains)
Hi there
We are from east mids too. Welcome
jules n dave
xx
Well I was recently told by some cheeky young git that I was far too old to be in the chatroom, so I'm happy to see lots of people in our age range.
We're both 42 by the way.
Jules n Dave
Awww happy birthday you little hunny bunch, (even though you do fecking ignore me everytime I'm in the fecking chatroom)
Jurrrrrrrrrst joking lol
Jules xxx
Of course it isn't addictive. I don't pop in here when I get up, when I'm at work, and when I get home. Really I don't. :shock:
I do most sincerely apologise and I shall explain.
Generally speaking, and I know one shouldn't generalise but in this case I feel able to do so, the people in this forum are bright, intelligent, witty and all round nice people. We have great personalities, can hold a conversation and at the same time, we like to have fun. Just because we have chosen to be part of the 'swinging scene', that doesn't mean we are prepared to drop our knickers just because someone we have never spoken to before asks us. And when someone comes in with a one line thread asking for people to join him in a hotel room, we - ok I - consider them to be a moron.
Perhaps I shouldn't.
Jules
xx
Oh good grief the morons are now crawling out of the woodwork!
You're away so if he does get in touch you won't be able to return his mail? Bloody good!!!!!!!
You made your rules clear (and by the way I think your rules are just common sense) and it's his loss if he now wishes to play by a different set of rules.
Judy hun, don't demean yourself by popping in to an internet cafe, that way he would be affecting your life in a negative way. Have a great time whatever you're doing, put him to the back of your mind, and when you get back, start afresh.
Sex gods are overrated anyway.
jules
xxx