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Oh good grief I need to get a life!
I couldn't actually complete the test because a lot of the information was inaccurate, untimely, wasn't relevant to my situation and would have required to much artistic licence to complete fully.
Now I feel sad. I might just go and sit in my little chair and do some knitting and wonder if being an accountant has finally obliterated my sense of humour
:? :? :? :? 
I couldn't actually complete the test because a lot of the information was inaccurate, untimely, wasn't relevant to my situation and would have required to much artistic licence to complete fully.
Now I feel sad. I might just go and sit in my little chair and do some knitting and wonder if being an accountant has finally obliterated my sense of humour
:? :? :? :? I'm paranoid now. I can't figure out if we're genuine or not!
I'm real, (I must be cos I turn up to work and my boss pays me), we go to the munches and say hi to people, as do an awful lot of the people on here, we're friendly, we might even buy you a drink if we've been paid, so what is it you're actually asking?
jules n dave
I'm real, (I must be cos I turn up to work and my boss pays me), we go to the munches and say hi to people, as do an awful lot of the people on here, we're friendly, we might even buy you a drink if we've been paid, so what is it you're actually asking?
jules n dave
:( :(Erm, question.
Do you want to be a dirty old man? Is this a title you aspire to? If we don't class you as a dirty old man, would you like to go into training to qualify?
Give us a clue, you can be whatever you want to be, and if you want to be a DOM, that's what I'll call you lmao
Jules :D :D :D :D
Do you want to be a dirty old man? Is this a title you aspire to? If we don't class you as a dirty old man, would you like to go into training to qualify?
Give us a clue, you can be whatever you want to be, and if you want to be a DOM, that's what I'll call you lmao
Jules
:D :D :D :D 
Ok, whenever I go into the 'Lets Meet' section, it absolutely amazes me at the amount of people in there who enthrall us with their wit and charm, and entice us with their literary offerings e.g. 'anyone up for a shag tonite?' (For those of you who didn't recognise it, that was sarcasm!)
Could we perhaps have a 'dummies guide to getting a meet'? A pre prepared thread that the less suave amongst us just simply go and fill in with the relevant details.
My name is ........................
I am ........years of age
I live in ...................
I am single/married and m/f (delete as appropriate)
My hobbies are ............................
I/we are looking for ..............................
The more astute among you will realise that all of the above is a little tongue in cheek, and of course this thread will go right over the heads of the people to whom it is actually aimed
Ah well
jules
xxx
Could we perhaps have a 'dummies guide to getting a meet'? A pre prepared thread that the less suave amongst us just simply go and fill in with the relevant details.
My name is ........................
I am ........years of age
I live in ...................
I am single/married and m/f (delete as appropriate)
My hobbies are ............................
I/we are looking for ..............................
The more astute among you will realise that all of the above is a little tongue in cheek, and of course this thread will go right over the heads of the people to whom it is actually aimed
Ah well
jules
xxx
