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juliett49
Over 90 days ago
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What size?
If I chop the other heel off I can use them as pretty cool gardening wellies lmao
Cut my toe nails, shave my legs, wash my hair, dust the cat with flea powder, walk the dog, iron as many clothes as I can before I get utterly peed off with it, empty the cat litter, sit down for a cuppa and some hob nobs, clean the toilet, mop up the dogs pee cos I didnt walk him for long enough, pick up all my sons dirty washing from his bedroom floor, and then just maybe sit down and watch tv before collecting my son from work.
Oh, were we just supposed to be general about it? Ok just staying in for a relaxing evening then
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Ok - I've been searching for quite a while now to find the last posting that warwick made so i can click on the liltle pm icon.
I shall carry on searching, but in the meantime if anyone is online who can tell me where to find it, i would be ever so ever so grateful
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I'll have coffee with Wilki on your behalf lmao, I'm sure he would much rather have the company of a nice female than sit sipping cappucino with you
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I hardly dare admit this, because the stereo type of my profession is that were all boring, twinset and pearls wearing saddos, but I'm an accoutant. Eeeeeek I can't believe I actually admitted it.
Gonna go hide for a while now.
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Oh no, bad jokes!
I've been a veggie for 10 years now, and forget the fact that restaurants don't offer much variety, forget the fact that any dish they cook is usually cremated, forget the fact that they don't realise that some of the ingredients they put in veggie dishes arent veggie friendly, the worst thing about it is all the rotten jokes.
Nooooooooooooo, stop right now rolleyes
There are probably threads which have already been written on this subject, and I did have a quick look through, but jeez there are hundreds of pages to go through!
After watching some of tonights Real Wife Swaps, I find it amazing that the couples on there are willing to talk on camera about their involvement in the swinging scene. Now before anyone pounces on me and tells me I shouldn't be ashamed of what we do, I'm not ashamed. But there is a difference between being comfortable in the lifestyle, and happily advertising it to the whole world.
Dave and I are absolutely paranoid about our privacy, I just couldn't face the thought of my mother knowing that we were into the scene, or our kids finding out, or the neighbours, or my boss!!!!
Are we being a bit too paranoid? Have the other couples on here told your families, or friends? And if so, how was the news received?
Maybe its not her who is the boring one. Maybe you find her boring because she is bored with you!
Worth thinking about kid rolleyes
I think I would invent something, maybe kinda like a wrist watch, that you could just point in peoples direction at a munch, that would beep or something so that you know whether or not they are interested in playing with us. The internal 'will they wont they' debate that goes on inside my head at times like that, screws me up so much that we never actually get around to asking anyone. confused
Why did I think this thread was going to be about bread????????????????
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Jeez what a cry baby! Better get some extra tissues in just in case
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42 here, feeling fantastic and don't give a toss what anyone else thinks
How can you not use your betterware stuff? It's fantastic! I open my catalogue and sit there with my cuppa, I fill my little order form out, and then I'm on tenterhooks till it comes. And the stuff they sell is just so brilliant. I bought, well, a plastic thing for cleaning something, ok I'm not sure what it cleans but it will be really brilliant when I figure it out, I bought some special polishy type stuff but no one is allowed to use it cos it was really expensive so it's for special occasions, I bought a thing that you put other things in, sort of a storage type thingy, the list of wonderful stuff is endless, and all so practical and useful.
No, I'm not sad then, I'm really not
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Oh my gawsh, I feel really dumb now, but thanks ------------ doh!
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Ok, this is going to sound really really stupid, but I don't actually know how to pm anyone. Whenever I get a pm from someone, I just click on the reply button, but I don't know how to start a pm.
Sorry, I know that makes me sound like a complete moron, but if someone tells me how to do it, then I'll give it a go
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You posted an ad, got 4 people interested - and came back to post the second ad all within the space of an hour and a quarter??????????
Get real!
Am still trying to figure out if the bloke is totally loopy or just offering very 'tongue in cheek'. Am I missing the point of it?
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Well that's brightened my morning up. Sorry to have a good old chuckle at your expense misscheif, but OMG that was funny.
((((((((((((((((((big hug))))))))))))))))))
jules lol
Awwww come on claire, give sympathy where it's due girl (Whadya mean it's not due?????????????)
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Mental image of westerross ............................. naked soapy guy with a six pack? nah, only in my dreams
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We would love to come to the Munch, but, can we be 'last minuters'. This is costing us sooooooooooooo much money now with the meets that we have been to and the meets coming up. We need to do a quick budget shuffle at the end of september to work out if we can afford a hotel or not.
please let us know the very last possible date that we need to confirm by
jules n dave
I know how you feel. As much as we would like to go to more of the munches and various meets, we have to count the pennies, and its fast becoming a blooming expensive lifestyle.
Ah to be rich
Jules n Dave
I finally get to meet the lovely redstar? Wow, thats gotta be worth turning up for
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I have to admit that everyone was just as I imagined, you're all just so lovely and welcoming that I still cant figure out why I was so nervous. Maybe next time the nerves will have gone, maybe :shock:
Awwww twos company, I wouldnt ignore anyone.
I dont live down that way so dont know of any clubs, sorry hun
jules xxxxxxxxxxx
Awwwwww go on - just you n me - we'll hide somewhere quiet.
I'll show you mine if you show me yours biggrin :D :D