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juliett49
Over 90 days ago
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Yay, go Clare.
:inlove: kiss :rose: :kiss: :inlove: :kiss:
Big hugs n kisses to all (anyone wanna shag?)
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Well I think you should be kicked off the chatroom, trollopy cow
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Only joking lou me hunny bunch, you know I love ya really
Oh would all you annoying people just stop being so darn happy about stuff, it just shouldn't be allowed.
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I'm pretty sure it was a joke.
No one would be stooopid enough to ask that seriously, would they??????
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I live in south yorkshire - and it's not fecking sunny at all!
Where the heck are you looking?
Tut
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Well, I have to say, most of the things already mentioned above, and also celery. Whats that all about? It doesnt even even sound nice, the word celery has me rushing to the fridge for a bar of chocolate.
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But on a more serious note (and its not very often I get serious) the one question I never ever ask for fear of looking stupid is "Do you wanna play with us"
Its a killer of a question and although 'no' never offends, it wouldnt half make us feel bad.
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Where did kinky lizard get his neon flashing pants from, and do they do thongs?
Ok, difficult decision.
Test your aim posted by burose - jeez how difficult did it become aiming that bloody annoying white cross?
Anyone for ping pong? posted by WilmaFlintstone.
I think Wilma has the edge, I cant beleive there were pages and pages of pings n pongs!!!!
So I'd like to nominate Wilma.
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Sheeeesh, I'm trawling through them I'm trawling through them! A lot of the threads on here make me chuckle, Sarge is hilarious and neilinleeds I think has escaped from some sort of institution bless his little cotton socks, but I shall go off for a trawl and find a nomination.
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Yeah but I used soap and everything, well, maybe not actual soap but I had a good scrub, or was it that I was a good scrubber? My memory is shocking these days
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Hi there
Well, I'm a foul tempered, lazy arsed minger. I will expect to be picked up from the train station, and don't bother with any inane chit chat cos I have nothing interesting to say anyway. On arrival at your place just get on with it please my time is precious and don't expect anything out of the ordinary, you're going on top!
Should you be interested please pvt to lliarliarpantsonfire for details of where you can make payment.
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Oh come on! The scariest thing ever is Magic Roundabout. When zebedee pops up and says "time for bed" - jeez. Can you imagine going to bed with that??????
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thats a bit unfair! Who the feck is bill and how did we know he had a rucksack??????
Jeez
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I have Savage Garden - Affirmation.
Getting a bit sad really, it's about the only one I listen to.
Must get out more :shock:
Where do you get these jokes from?????
Really good way to start the morning lol
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Ooooooooooh can I meet nick for coffee?
Ok so I'm a tart, but I'm a nice one lol
erm - would help if I could but dunno how to.
Sorry, bit of a dimwit here.
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Oh I don't know Cal, I think your avatar would make a rather good motivational pic for the wall, just need to figure out what message to put on it :shock:
Awwwww the first part of that was lovely, dunno what to make of the second part though lol.
I hate stories that have morals, but that one was nice, thanks
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I didn't know there were 3 warwicks, and if I got the wrong one it's sarge's fault cos he gave me the link
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I'm afraid I'm just one of those darned annoying people who is just generally happy. I don't need a reason, I just like going with the flow
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