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Right, let's get something straight.
I don't care whether or not I'm verified, I don't care if no one invites me to their munches, I absolutely refuse to get an avatar, I get appallingly low scores on wak the sac and don't give a flying fig about it, I will not join the bah humbug squad cos I adore christmas, and yes, I like brussel sprouts.
I'm leading my own one person revolution.
I will not conform.
Deal with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't care whether or not I'm verified, I don't care if no one invites me to their munches, I absolutely refuse to get an avatar, I get appallingly low scores on wak the sac and don't give a flying fig about it, I will not join the bah humbug squad cos I adore christmas, and yes, I like brussel sprouts.
I'm leading my own one person revolution.
I will not conform.
Deal with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Awwwwww come on folks!
It's not about how much money you spend. It's not about rushing out to the shops and maxing out your credit card. It's about sharing love and warmth and happiness.
I am recently separated and have no money. Not a spare penny. Nope, nothing, zip, zilch, nada. I will not be buying presents for folk this year, and will not be expecting gifts from anyone else. Now, anyone who bleats about me being a cheap skate is not a true friend, and their presence in my home will not be missed.
However, anyone who does favour me with their company will be greeted with a cheery smile (provided by me), a mince pie (kindly provided by my mum), and a cup of tea, or if they prefer a glass of cheap plonk (left over from last years office party).
So, in the word's of some fat guy who's knee I once sat on - MERRY CHRISTMAS - HO HO HO!!!
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It's not about how much money you spend. It's not about rushing out to the shops and maxing out your credit card. It's about sharing love and warmth and happiness.
I am recently separated and have no money. Not a spare penny. Nope, nothing, zip, zilch, nada. I will not be buying presents for folk this year, and will not be expecting gifts from anyone else. Now, anyone who bleats about me being a cheap skate is not a true friend, and their presence in my home will not be missed.
However, anyone who does favour me with their company will be greeted with a cheery smile (provided by me), a mince pie (kindly provided by my mum), and a cup of tea, or if they prefer a glass of cheap plonk (left over from last years office party).
So, in the word's of some fat guy who's knee I once sat on - MERRY CHRISTMAS - HO HO HO!!!
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Well I refuse point blank to join the 'bah humbug' squad.
I intend to grin my merry little way through the rest of November, the whole of December, and probably some of January too.
I can't help it, there's something in the air.
Oh yes, it's Santa Claus and his reindeer pmsl
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL - ESPECIALLY THE BAH HUMBUG SQUAD (and no I won't get tired of saying it)
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I intend to grin my merry little way through the rest of November, the whole of December, and probably some of January too.
I can't help it, there's something in the air.
Oh yes, it's Santa Claus and his reindeer pmsl
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL - ESPECIALLY THE BAH HUMBUG SQUAD (and no I won't get tired of saying it)
:D :D :D :D :D Oh come on peeps, where's your festive spirit????
I love christmas. I've been humming Jingle Bells for ages. I have a little snowman that sits on my desk and when I'm allowed to switch him on (which I'm aggressively told is only for 5 minutes per day at coffee break) he walks across the desk jingling his little bells and playing all sorts of christmas tunes. He's fantastic.
Then there's my Santa Claus, who quite merrily shouts HO HO HO when I clap my hands. He's just wonderful.
I just don't understand why the office clears at coffee break??????????
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I love christmas. I've been humming Jingle Bells for ages. I have a little snowman that sits on my desk and when I'm allowed to switch him on (which I'm aggressively told is only for 5 minutes per day at coffee break) he walks across the desk jingling his little bells and playing all sorts of christmas tunes. He's fantastic.
Then there's my Santa Claus, who quite merrily shouts HO HO HO when I clap my hands. He's just wonderful.
I just don't understand why the office clears at coffee break??????????
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:dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: Thanks to Mark for a great party. Hi to all I met, I'm afraid my memory is absolutely crap and I forgot everyones name about 30 seconds after I met them (apart from the super sexy marmalaid of course, sorry for taking a bite out of your sandwich but oh my god the squash to get to the food table was horrendous).
A good time was had by all I think, and I'm sure we're all looking forward to the next one.
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A good time was had by all I think, and I'm sure we're all looking forward to the next one.
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1. Cardboard milk cartons with the dotted line for you to rip along - it never fecking rips anyway so whats the point in putting it there?
2. Junk mail. It means I have to sort through it all and put the relevant bits in my recycle bag, taking out all the bits with sticky bits on cos the recycle people don't like them, they have brain washed me into doing this and it's just so time consuming.
3. The annoying voice in my hire car that tells me my seat belt isn't fastened - I know it isn't just gimme a minute and i'll do for heavens sake!!!!!!
2. Junk mail. It means I have to sort through it all and put the relevant bits in my recycle bag, taking out all the bits with sticky bits on cos the recycle people don't like them, they have brain washed me into doing this and it's just so time consuming.
3. The annoying voice in my hire car that tells me my seat belt isn't fastened - I know it isn't just gimme a minute and i'll do for heavens sake!!!!!!
Any tips?
Ok, rethink the title. We're not so desperate that "I need a fuck" sounds appealing.
Change the avatar. The people who want to see your nether regions can do so, by the sounds of it all they have to do is ask and you will 'whip it out'.
Lastly, but most importantly, try getting to know people. We're not so bad. Some of us are capable of intelligent conversation (which let's face it even if you're a super stud and can 'go like the clappers' all night there is sure to be at least a 5 minute pause that needs to be filled with some kind of dialogue).
I'm afraid the days of 'get your coat, you've pulled' are gone my friend. Learn the lesson. Take your time and join the human race, instead of the race to drop your trousers.
jules
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Ok, rethink the title. We're not so desperate that "I need a fuck" sounds appealing.
Change the avatar. The people who want to see your nether regions can do so, by the sounds of it all they have to do is ask and you will 'whip it out'.
Lastly, but most importantly, try getting to know people. We're not so bad. Some of us are capable of intelligent conversation (which let's face it even if you're a super stud and can 'go like the clappers' all night there is sure to be at least a 5 minute pause that needs to be filled with some kind of dialogue).
I'm afraid the days of 'get your coat, you've pulled' are gone my friend. Learn the lesson. Take your time and join the human race, instead of the race to drop your trousers.
jules
:lol: :lol: :lol: Well, to add my twopennorth, what's the point?
The ops on this site are pretty darn good (no I'm not sucking up just giving my opinion). People get on here, and have their say, about anything and everything, and unless it becomes very nasty then the ops don't interfere, and what you're saying is that people should be allowed to have their say without interference. That already happens.
The ops are here for a reason, and I say that opening an opfz is just asking for trouble. If there is something you would like to say which would be considered really offensive, or some mud that you would like to sling, then I for one prefer not to be part of it. I have enough hassle in everyday life without finding it in abundance here.
I think what I mean to say is that I'm voting no.
jules
The ops on this site are pretty darn good (no I'm not sucking up just giving my opinion). People get on here, and have their say, about anything and everything, and unless it becomes very nasty then the ops don't interfere, and what you're saying is that people should be allowed to have their say without interference. That already happens.
The ops are here for a reason, and I say that opening an opfz is just asking for trouble. If there is something you would like to say which would be considered really offensive, or some mud that you would like to sling, then I for one prefer not to be part of it. I have enough hassle in everyday life without finding it in abundance here.
I think what I mean to say is that I'm voting no.
jules
Sorry to mess you around sean, but can I please take my name off the list. I have one or two family problems to cope with at the moment so find I won't be able to make it after all.
To those of you who offered a place to stay, thankyou. It really was very kind of you and it was appreciated.
Hope you all have a lovely time
Jules
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To those of you who offered a place to stay, thankyou. It really was very kind of you and it was appreciated.
Hope you all have a lovely time
Jules
xxxxxx
