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juliett49
Over 90 days ago
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The really sad thing about that, is that she probably doesn't even realise what a total twonk she has made herself look
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If we're not allowed to post twaddle - I better learn to knit!
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Sorry, that was silly, absolutely silly inane drivel. I shall attempt to become more serious immediately
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Oooooooooh noooooooooo - bacon. I can hear those little pigs oinking as I type
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Today, for my dinner, I had Baxters Tomato and Brown Lentil soup, followed by crumpets laced with butter.
Now, you may be wondering why I'm telling you this. Well I just had a pm from someone who wanted to know why I post nothing but inane drivel on the forum, and why don't I have anything serious to say? :shock:
Dunno, but the above is the most serious thing I can come up with at the mo - sorreeeeeeeeeee
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I can't be a car. I'm in my 'not fitting in with the clique' mood, so I'll have to be a skateboard, or a pair of roller blades, or one of those cool motorised scooter thingys that everyone around me seems to have, which by the way I'm not really ever so sure what they're useful for cos you certainly can't ride one and carry shopping at the same time.
Ok I'm rambling
Sorry
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Ooooooooooooooh energy saving light bulbs. I've come over all tingly now.
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I agree - I'm fecking wonderful, (shame it's only me that thinks so)
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I'm only here cos I can't afford to go out
Someone talk to me pweeeeeeeeeeese
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I have to say, I like the door knob. You got any piccies of light bulbs though? I think I might be a closet light bulb fancier.
Did I say that out loud??????
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So it's ok not to follow the herd then? I'm ok to lust over sheep? You promise no one will think I'm wierd?
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I understood precisely none of that - so it looks like I probably won't be able to help, although I'm willing to come over and make you a nice cup of tea
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Cripes, I go away for a bit to do a bit of work, and when I come back everyone seems to be contagious!
That can't be good
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Dunno about Rugby, gimme kick boxers anyday. Now they have bods to drool over.
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Oh I dunno, I could get into football. I think I could just about manage to sit there and watch a bunch of hunky guys in sexy shorts for a while.
Cos I'm crap at chess !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I don't even know what Half Life 2 is - and I have no problem with sounding like a girl
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You're not supposed to know what I'm on about. I'm a woman. You're supposed to just accept that whatever I say must be correct
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ah he's random but sexy, and forgiveable cos I knew what he was on about lol
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Nothing wrong with soup
Carrot and coriander mmmmmmmmmm lovely
And you always were part of my revolution you little sweetie
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Share? Share? Are you mad? Rolo's are tiny. I'm sorry but I'm going to need the whole Rolo all to myself.
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Oh I dunno, us train people are pretty serious about our habit. I can't go getting stains n things on my anorak, that would never do.
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They are going to stop making king size Mars Bars???? What is the world coming to?
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Of course size matters! Sheesh, don't come over here with a finger of fudge - I wanna king size Mars Bar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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