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jumptoit
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 53
Bisexual Female, 46
0 miles · North Yorkshire

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Hows about as my little one sings along with the said song
"I`ve got eggs but not any soldiers!?!?!?"
NO i think in a public forum where many have contributed to a topic, a public response from the people or person backed up by good reasoning is only fair.
Upto and including page 7 of the topic last night there was nothing that warranted its removal, indeed at one point it was locked, but the mod who locked it very reasonably after discussion saw no reason not to let it go on.
Asi was not online after 5pm yesterday and may have missed the topic getting out of hand is why i am asking for an explaination.
I have noticed that a thread i was involved in has disappeared completely from the forum and feel that we should all be given a clear and concise explaination as to why this has occured from the person who made the decision.
Time,effort,thought and personal feelings were put into the thread on all parts left and right, yet obviously one person with the power chose to delete the thread without any consideration to this.
I thought we were all adults living in the Uk and Europe, not South Korea or an Iron Block country where opinions are censored, and many people pay money to be part of this web site as adults to be what looks like be treated as children.
Andy
Hi honestly your profile is fantastic mate wish i was you although did your V button stick when you were thinking of a name? redface
Hi excuse me for asking but what and where is the steam room please?
Andy
I once did a fat rascal she was awesome and yummy.
It would have to be the Harrogate Bettys as they are all fur coat and no knickers there anyway biggrin I think it would be a bit frowned upon in Ilkley and too normal for York and probably not the first.
The girl in Greggs here is as fit as too, love the way she handles my cream horn!!
Bloody hell i have been bored today, stuck inside due to the high winds and pouring rain, so all i have done is surf the bloody net and i have found this ace sounding product that keeps wasps away from your house, and better still (i know not the weather yet) BBQ.
Its called a Waspinator and having read the stuff about it here and abroad and the reviews they have convinced me to buy one for my parents (i`m gonna be away all summer)to see if they can have wasp free bbq`s, then i thought of you lot happily dogging away, bare arses going up and down in the open when along comes a wasp....... maybe you could hang one on the rear view mirror or the good ladies nipple????
Having read a post on here earlier somebody commented that this forum is getting too heavy and bringing the morale of the site down and somehow this got me thinking about tea rooms and cafes (strange i know as the post was about Some Yank maybe getting knighted even though he alledgedly supported the IRA).
Anyway it got me thinking about when i have to retire from my job in probably 5 years time and what i could do when BINGO it came to me that i could open a BUN shop just for swingers to meet up.
Has anyone got any cafe/ tea room name suggestions i could use? I thought of "CREAM HORN" AND "KNICKERLESS BOCKER GLORIES" but not sure these say "Swingers Tea Room".
I could maybe give Bettys a run for their money.
Thanks Essex that Carrie bird is a right cutie, would love to see her tied to my kitchen sink and ironing board.......
Kent never thought i would stick up for you after our last horn locking but your so not like Alf Garnett........ he was funny lol
Im off to open a swinging tea room now
Mr Powers where is this gumtree???? does it do nice buns.
Oh Essex i am sure its not, however you could easily open your own cafe with the buns you have on show.
They could all go to "Bettys" for a nice mid morning tea and scone before going onto school then, its an excellent idea.
Oh Essex you deviant you..... finger food and board games well i never.
Now back to Bettys they do a lovely meringue thingy with fresh cream, strawberrys and chocolate shavings oh its divine you really should try it.....
I thought this site was an "Adult" run community,for adults to meet and get to know each other?
This forum section is The Cafe and not Lets Meet Up or Dogging, now call me silly but i dont think this section of the forum would last very long if we were just to chat about "Cafes" as the title would suggest,so assume that this is a general views forum about anything and everything we want to chat about or debate as "Adults" and get to know each other, where as the dogging and lets meet up, the ad sections and the chatrooms are used for sex related items?
Now has anyone been to Bettys for tea and scones lately?
The cause of all wars in my opinion are religion and governments and both were involved in Ireland and are now in Afghanistan and Iraq etc.....
People fight for their beliefs rightly or wrongly.
Mr Powers of course we are paid too much, i mean we get to go to all the hot sandy places, wear fantastic fashions and sleep in 0 star accomodation,whilst providing our own kit and fun.
No Nola they cant be solely blamed but i get the impression from some that the opinion is they are blameless, they were voted in to do a job, they are quick to fine people for putting the wrong rubbish in the wrong bin, but not regulate the bankers who started this mess, no they are not to blame in anyway especially if you are a labour supporter!
How profound silkandbig and what total clap trap, so the goverment have not caused the recession with there tottally negligent running of the country, and the government are not going to be to blame for the massive tax increases we are going to be facing when we get out of this depression we are in caused by the governments negligence, and troops are not dying in Afghanistan and Iraq due to lack of government funding allowing the troops to have the right kit (having paid £200 for a pair of desert boots for myself this is fact), oh i could go on for hours ask Kent, the problem with this country is too many people bury there heads in the sand and have far too many rose tinted glasses on!! I could easily pretend everything is rosey and Gordon Brown is wonderful, i anm not anti Labour or Gordon Brown but he and his parties negligence is to blame for much unhappiness at this present time that your comments are laughable.
And now as if by magic since this post was started the "real IRA" have attacked an army base, i feel a here we go again thing starting about everything, recessions,Ireland,corrupt politicians,the unions are revolting (in more ways than one) i am really getting a sinking feeling that life is getting shitter and shitter with no happiness or good news in sight anywhere, long live Gordon Brown and the labour party!!!!
Thanks Bens my first post on the subject was a bit more blunt and unconsidered, then when i thought about it i got the "put yourself in his shoes" syndrome!
I am not condoning what the guy did in anyway in what i say next.
The average seal in the wild (without some dickhead with a club coming along) lives for between 25 and 35 years, they eat around 10kg of fish a day so in its lifetime (based on a 25yr life) one seal can eat 91,250 kg of fish, that is one shitload of fish,i bet there breath stinks!!!!
Unfortunately for the fishermen who need to make a living from fish, this fact along with the overfishing that has gone on in the years gone by means that a living is much harder to make.
Now if you have a family to feed and fishing is all you know and you are struggling to pay the mortgage,feed the kids,pay the bills etc because your livlihood is disappearing into the mouths of seals rightly or wrongly (i feel wrongly) this could cause you to flip and take drastic action.
Now before someone says he should get another job etc take a look at where he lives and probably has done all his life and his family for many generations before him, and see that his options of work without moving completely away from everything he knows are,probably very limited!!
With the recession we are now in i am sure we are going to see a massive increase in people shop lifting,robbing houses and mugging people just to get by,yes it is very very wrong, but it shows that people can be blinded by the situation they are in and do incredibly nasty and stupid and illegal things to improve there own circumstances without a thought to what they are doing to others including animals...
The guy was wrong,very wrong but we dont know what situation he is in financially or mentally due to his circumstances, and we all might sit in our ivory towers outraged at what he has done, but how far would you go to protect you livlihood and the circumstances of your famillies???
What a fucking arsehole, somebody should throw him a fish and them club him to death!!!!!
Sorry to be blunt but that was my first reaction!!!!!
I found some more how i wish some of them could be enforced now!! I like the last one best lol
It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance.
Throughout the whole of England it is illegal to eat mince pies on the 25th of December.
Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked manequin.
It is still an offence to beat or shake any carpet rug or mat in any street in the Metropolitan Police District, although you are allowed to shake a doormat before 8am.
Londoners are not allowed to keep a pigsty in the front of their homes.
It is illegal for a Member of Parliament to enter the House of Commons wearing a full suit of armour.
It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.
I was talking today with a friend who lives up in Carlisle and he had just been reading a piece in the local newspaper about an old law from the 16th century that has never been revoked.
The law is that you can kill a Scotsman inside the city walls as long as it is with a sword.
I thought this was great (not the killing of the scots) but the fact that these laws still exist from years gone by and i was just wondering if anyone else knows of any genuine old laws that a ridiculous but still remain in writing?
I have just been listening to a programme on Radio 4 (by accident) where they were discussing the fact that the BBC have received numerous complaints, and very nasty personal comments on the BBC forums about one of the Cbeebies presenters of the Bedtime Hour show.
The young lady Cerrie Burnell is being complained about and attacked, not for being rude,swearing,being inappropiatly dressed or promoting drugs and but for only having one complete arm!!!!!!!
Yes your reading right, parents have been complaining because this young lady has a stump on one arm having lost it from the elbow up, they are claiming she should be removed from the screens because their children are asking difficult questions they dont want to answer about disabillities or because she is giving the kids nightmares!!!
I am a parent myself and find these comments unbelievable to the extreme that people can be so cruel about this young woman who has had the strength to go out and get a job in Tv knowing that she is different.
I would love to hear your views and comments on this.
I actually mis read the question at first glance, my response was going to be .......
It is a small round root vegatable, known to make you cry when cutting or slicing it, used to add flavour to stews,curries and other food dishes and also good when pickled in vinegar.
I am so glad i did not post that to be ridiculed again by you more intelligent forumites. rolleyes
I really do not like coffee at all as i find it gives me such a high even after just one cup that i can`t stay still for 5 seconds, i imagine it is like injecting 20 cans of red bull straight into the blood stream!!
However i do love what we call wobblely coffees which as you all probably know are coffees with some sort of booze in, i personally like mine with Baileys in.
Does anybody else have anything they add to their coffee which is a little different to the norm?
Kent feel i must comment again on something you said (not like me i know).
He at this particular time is no danger to national security at all as we are holding him (all be it without any charges being brought by the Uk) and know exactly where he is and silent.
However do you not feel that if he is extradited to Jordan and dependant on what they do to him (ie they cant torture him or as you want make him into a game of hangman) lol then he could then be an increased threat to us and anyone he chooses.
I say this because Jordan are hardly re knowned for their security and in his homeland he will have many more friends with many more resources to get him out and make him disappear thus making him a massive threat.
So surely the answer has to be to charge him with whatever evidence we may have (if any) and keep him locked up where we can keep an eye and 4 strapping prison guards on him.
Sorry to waffle i am not as educated as a lot of you and not good at putting my point accross quickly.
Here i go again no doubt about to get shot down in flames!
I live in the Yorkshire Dales when i am home, and we know around here that as soon as the sunshines come on Saturday and Sunday afternoon all we are going to hear is the sound of roaring motorbikes closely followed by the sirens of police,fire and ambulance as they have to be scraped up off the roads with the rabbits and badgers.
The problem in my opinion is (here we go) its not the real bikers who cause the problems and accidents its the weekend bikers,whom go out and buy a buke far too powerful for them to handle,keep it in a garage 9 months of the year all clean and sparkly then when the sun comes out decide to go out for a burn,totally unpractised and mostly unsafe.
Its easy up here to spot the old hands who even though still going too fast are safe and courteous to drivers, they are the ones who hang out in your mirrors so you can see them and when you move over a little to the edge to let them pass they give you a wave.
I wont be home this summer so will miss it but i can guarantee to you that a particular stretch of the A65 will have at least 5 motorcycle deaths between May and August.
I just wish them all well and safe journeys and to just think about the poor men and women who have to scrape them up and tell their famillies.