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kbuk
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
0 miles · Essex

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No Idea who it is - I just got it in an email today, and it amused the hell out of me.
lol :lol: :lol:
Bummer
And then was me counting down the hours and minutes until i was past the witching hour without being got - and i'd have done it to if it wasn't for you pesky kids! banghead :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
seriously - thanks everyone
i'd best be off to my pipe and slippers and join davidn48 in the old farts corner!
kbuk
Quote by Jags
Just a :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: to kbuk!
kiss

oi oi i was here first go and get anouther! :kick:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Yes, but I was better!! And he did a LOT more for me than for you. wave :wave: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
awwwww shucks!
Quote by Debbiewebs
nice gun mate
smile

now i look stupid. lol
and i look gunless redface
and i aways look stupid surprisedops: :oops:
But with a gorgeous bum like that - you can get away with it -I, i on the other hand can't lol
Quote by lancyuk
nice gun mate
smile

now i look stupid. lol
and i look gunless redface
Quote by Jags
Just a :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: to kbuk!
kiss

no problem YW
Quote by Debbiewebs
They are a member of the British Naturism society!
(As I am)
hth
Alex x

ooo shoot Alex you have given the game away now..i was trying to find some thing funny to post :doh:
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
and there was me thinking you were nice debbie!
Quote by Alexandra
They are a member of the British Naturism society!
(As I am)
hth
Alex x

Thanks Alex
Now thats cleared another thing up - i can feel all edumacted now biggrin
Nice Avatar btw!
Quote by lancyuk
nice gun mate
smile

lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
thanks
Is it getting better, or do you feel the same?
Will it make it easier on you, now you got someone to blame?
You say one love, one life, when it's one need in the night.
One love, we get to share it
Leaves you baby if you don't care for it.
Did I disappoint you or leave a bad taste in your mouth?
You act like you never had love and you want me to go without.
Well, it's too late tonight to drag the past out into the light.
We're one, but we're not the same.
We get to carry each other, carry each other... one
Have you come here for forgiveness,
Have you come to raise the dead
Have you come here to play Jesus to the lepers in your head
Did I ask too much, more than a lot
You gave me nothing, now it's all I got.
We're one, but we're not the same.
Well, we hurt each other, then we do it again.
You say love is a temple, love a higher law
Love is a temple, love the higher law.
You ask me to enter, but then you make me crawl
And I can't be holding on to what you got, when all you got is hurt.
One love, one blood, one life, you got to do what you should.
One life with each other: sisters, brothers.
One life, but we're not the same.
We get to carry each other, carry each other.
One - U2
Still reminds me of the most heartbreaking split up in my life - and hearing this afterwards kind of smoothed the edges, and made me feel better ( if that makes sense!
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Ahhh a genuinely nice guy biggrin
Nice to have you back kbuk kiss
Minx x x
p.s My zippo went through the washing machine and died sad

Awwww ty minx :kiss:
Im sure your zippo can be revived - when i think of what mines has been through and still lives!
Quote by davidn48
are you still a fat bastard lol ..
david
xx

Ill always be a fat bastard, and working on getting fatter still - if thats at all possible :giggle:
You still a timewaster? lol
Quote by Sexysteph
WB you sexy hunk.
Nice to see you are rested
Steph kiss

Once again - i blush and give you a huge passionkiss it's ggood to be back!
ta hun
kbuk
Thanks Vix ya sweetie! :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :love:
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww - I feel all warm and tingly now! redface surprisedops: :
Hi Everyone
I posted, not so long ago, announcing that i was taking a leave of absence/ semi retirement from munching, and the site/ lifestyle in general. Ive not long got in from a nice weekeend, and a nice social drink with a few others from this site (You know who you are), and i'm coming to realise just how much i'm missing everything. Whilst i still have a diminished enthusiasm for munches, im realising just how much i'm missing the whole group ( and excuse me for lapsing into management/ therapist speak) dynamic of this site/ lifestyle. Unfortunately, for me, this site is something of car accident, its one of those things you want to, but cant, tear yourself away from - you just have to look. I went in the chat room a few days ago, and got accused of flouncing ( shock - horror) for ccoming in so soon after my departure ( thanks!)
But even that made me realise - that although generally this site is associated with the "anything for a quick shag" crowd - ive come to realise that a lot of my closest friends ( a sad indictment of me perhaps) have been made through this site, and I miss not interacting with them online, and catching up with those posts and characters, I've sadly become addicted to.
So i supose the crux of this post is to let you know that the short rest/ vacation has given me the space i needed, re-awakened my enthusiasm, made me realise that what i'm feeling is not a solitary thing, the world is generally good - and that need to keep topping up on it!
You guys have a lot to answer for - I hope you are proud of yourselves smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
I'm still not likely to be at any munches before skeggy - but you'll be seeing a little more of me in here and the chatroom from now on ( like you'll even notice)
Crisis of faith over with!
kbuk
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Oh I lurrrveeee these pics KBUK :bounce: hump :bounce: :hump: :bounce: :hump: :bounce:
Does it show?? wink
Fee
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And there you get my usual reaction to me posting pics such as this - complete amazement and embarrassment that people actually get something from them!
You girls certainly know how to massage a guys ego!
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kbuk
( now i'm definitely gonna get done for icon abuse!
The kbuk Curse strikes again! lol
Another thread magically killed
I don't suppose this will elicit much response - but for those of you who know me - I'm taking a leave of absence from SH and the swinging community/ lifestyle for a few months. I've been burning the candle at both ends a bit too much recently, and it's beginning to impact my health and sanity a little! Also, If i were to be completely honest - I've totally lost any enthusiasm i once had for munches, chats, and the forum, and rather than hang around getting more and more frustrated and fed up, I think it can only do my good to take a break, and try to catch up with all those things i seem to have neglected recently, like family, friends, and my bed!
I''ll be attending the Skeggy munch in December - by which time i will hopefully have caught up with myself, had my enthusiasm re-awakened, and be raring to go again. All i know is i can't keep on running on empty.
I'll catch up with you all then
wave :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave:
kbuk
Good idea - but unfortunately i will be working new years again for the fifth year running - so that counts me out!
rolleyes :roll: :roll: mad :x :x
Quote by tattyxpx
essexlady just wanted to pop a note on here to let you know that i have just had a phone conversation with the dick of an Ex i have.... and low and behold he remembers how he managed to fluck my chances last year and has said for definate that HE WILL have the kids for the 3 nights hunny..... so I will be there..... rolleyes
kiss

WOO HOO!
Can't imagine skeggy without tatty somehow!
kb
see - i told you there'd be someone i'd forget to mention!
Kaz - thanks for the super dooper badges - and sharing the door stint! certainly gave me something nice to llok at while i was there - WOW - what an outfit!
kbuk
xxxxxx
right off to my bed finally!
Thankfully someone else has started the thank you thread - for a scary moment i thought it would be down to me, and knowing my luck with threads i'd probably have posted it in the wrong place or duplicated it! Anyway - I'm finally home after a mad three hour drive right after the munch - only through the door for a cup of coffee before heading into work for a fun packed 12 hour shift ( btw i was kidding about the fun bit!!!) That will hopefully explain why i was the boring, lightweight, coke drinking, fat bastard, timewasting southerner ( there did i cover everyone?) who left early to get his head down! Once again the yorks munch seems to have set the precedent for other munches to emulate- So many people getting into the spirit and going to great lengths to dress up in fancy dress! I did so many double takes each time postie and tatty came through the doors to make sure it wasn't the real old bill! Good work!
Major credit and thanks to babe1 for the original idea and initial l planning, and also to demon and pebbles for the outstanding work you did taking over! You did us all proud
I'm afraid my sleep deprived brain and body won't allow to mention other names for fear of missing someone out - but it was great to catch up with the old faces, meet some new ones, and get the chance to chat with some I've never chatted to before. I really would have loved to stop and chat more ( and you don't know how sorely tempted i was) but thanks to everyone for making my last munch before my self enforced hiatus SO memorable - see you all in December!
kbuk
(The quiet one!)
wave :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :embarrased: :embarrased: :embarrased: :embarrased: :embarrased: :embarrased: :embarrased: :embarrased: :embarrased: :embarrased: :embarrased: :embarrased: :embarrased: :embarrased: :embarrased: :embarrased: :embarrased: :embarrased: :embarrased: :embarrased:
I should be getting some pics taken this weekend and will get them across to you ASAP
kb
Marcuso
Sorry to have to do this to you m8, But i'm going to have to pull out of this one. It's only recently i've realised what a total munch/ party slut i've become of late, and to the xeclusion of a whole heap of things like family. My weekends are becoming rarer and rarer, and therefore i need to use the few i have catching up with family.
Therefore - the yorks munch is going to be my last official munch until december, when hopefully the break will have re-awakened my excitement of munches, and given my mind and body a chance to de-stress and catch up with me.
Once again -- sorry to drop this on you!
kbuk
Quote by dambuster

In my fancy dress outfit

I was gonna do the Village People "Bike Cop" thing, but without the 'tache, I don't think it would quite work :cry: :cry: :cry:
Lost me 'tache
Probably not the answer you were after dammie - but have you considered visiting a fancydress shop and picking up a false one? dunno :dunno: :dunno: if you ask me - i reckon it'll add to the whole comedy value!
just my ten pennorth of course!
kbuk
Babe
I'll do half an hour on the door too if ya want!
In my fancy dress outfit ( which shall be revealedon the night - and i'll give you a hint - it aint that crimefighter batman! redface ) I should hopefully keep a few undesirables away.
kbuk
Firstly I have to say that the situation is not helped by people panicking, and rushing to the petrol station to top up ( in some cases just putting in a fiver to top the tank up to the limit - I know i saw it) The fuel protestors have already said they will not be blockading any fuel depots - so supplies will keep coming through.
If there were to be a shortage, long queues of the type we saw last time, and police officers controlling them, then i'm very lucky - I work in one of those industries that is considered an essential service - we'd just get given a special pass which allows us priority over others at all petrol stations - I know i can fill up at leisure.
However - as I said - I really don't think it will come to that, so i'm not really bothered. What I will say to those of you panic buying - STOP it! all you are doing is blocking petrol stations, and further contributing money and sales to the already obscenely wealthy petrol companies. Theres no need for that.
kbuk