Marcuso
I'm afriad another member of the Essex Mafia wants to come. Can I stick my name down on the list?
cheers
kbuk
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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
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Quote by tigersgobounce69
I, (mrs tiggs) can go one better.
Years ago Lakeside had not been open long and I popped up there to do a bit of shopping. I parked the car in one of the multi story car parks on the roof. (where I normally park).
I came back about 2 hours later from spending all my ex husbands money, I looked round for my car and it wasnt there. I search the whole floor and after about 20 mins I called security to report that my car had been stolen.
Security came up and asked where I had parked it and I point to a car that was now in the space that my had been in. I then said the security man that I should ring my husband and let him know that my car has been nicked.
I called him and said My cars gone, its been nicked, I was really upset and nearly crying at this point. To this my husband said, WHAT, hang on and the phone went down, a few minutes later he came back and said, babe your car is still outside the house. I was now totally confused cause I could not understand how my car had ended up back outside my house.
I explained this to my husband who then called me a stupid cow, cause I had not taken my car to lakesire, I had taken his!!!!
I then looked down at where I was leaning and realised that the space that I thought my car was parked was actually my ex husbands car
Now thats BLONDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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if you want to report this as spam to the mobile fone company ( in this case VF) is to forward the text message from your fone to 87726 ( VSPAM) and they will then amass a list of people reporting the number as spam - once it reaches a certain level - they will have their service terminated and costs charged!
a Brief description i know - but hope it makes sense
kbuk
if you want to report this as spam to the mobile fone company ( in this case VF) is to forward the text message from your fone to 87726 ( VSPAM) and they will then amass a list of people reporting the number as spam - once it reaches a certain level - they will have their service terminated and costs charged!
a Brief description i know - but hope it makes sense
kbuk
Tatty
Your parties ROCK!!!!!
Now where do I start?
Essexlady - for keeping us fed saturday night when we got post munch munchies
Jucy - for riding shotgun friday evening, and helping get in the party mood by VERY loud singing ( you know what i mean)
Tigersgobounce - for not breaking my arm yet! remember revenge is a dish best served cold!!!!
MikeC - Tea Biatch! and such a good one too - cheers m8
Jiggle - for keeping the rest of the world updated on stuff - who you chatting to now?
Blonde and Steveg - lovely to finally meet you, and be Able to chat without a million nutters to contend with ( we only had about fifteen at this one) Blonde - do you really leave the plastic on the pizza when cooking it?
Davidn48 - splendid bit of missionary work - us southerners will be redeemed one day!
Marcuso - great to finally meet another SH legend ( or leg End - how is it btw?)
Rabbit - nice to meet such a pleasant, honest, genuine guy - I hope we didn't scare you too much!
Alex - top taxi m8!
Marmalaid - for making an old gnome very happy :small-print: 10 out of 10 for the dive!
Pebbs and Demon - what can i say - as always it's great to meet up with you guys. Think nothing of my ballast capabilities - it was a pleasure. The big fat bastard thanks you! - as for timewasters and threesomes - what can i say?
if i've missed anyone else - what can i say - i was very very very drunk at the time!
kbuk
Your parties ROCK!!!!!
Now where do I start?
Essexlady - for keeping us fed saturday night when we got post munch munchies
Jucy - for riding shotgun friday evening, and helping get in the party mood by VERY loud singing ( you know what i mean)
Tigersgobounce - for not breaking my arm yet! remember revenge is a dish best served cold!!!!
MikeC - Tea Biatch! and such a good one too - cheers m8
Jiggle - for keeping the rest of the world updated on stuff - who you chatting to now?
Blonde and Steveg - lovely to finally meet you, and be Able to chat without a million nutters to contend with ( we only had about fifteen at this one) Blonde - do you really leave the plastic on the pizza when cooking it?
Davidn48 - splendid bit of missionary work - us southerners will be redeemed one day!
Marcuso - great to finally meet another SH legend ( or leg End - how is it btw?)
Rabbit - nice to meet such a pleasant, honest, genuine guy - I hope we didn't scare you too much!
Alex - top taxi m8!
Marmalaid - for making an old gnome very happy :small-print: 10 out of 10 for the dive!
Pebbs and Demon - what can i say - as always it's great to meet up with you guys. Think nothing of my ballast capabilities - it was a pleasure. The big fat bastard thanks you! - as for timewasters and threesomes - what can i say?
if i've missed anyone else - what can i say - i was very very very drunk at the time!
kbuk
Tatty
We all have times where we need to step back for a while, and we all realise your need to do it.
Take some time to step back, take a break, hell even not log onto the net for a few days! and then when you feel ready to return - return, knowing there are more people than you know who are glad to have you back
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
in the meantime - you have my number and msn - just call if you ever need anything, someone to rant to, or someone to invite round for an evening of silliness.
xxxxxxxxxx
kbuk
P.S - remember - you never escape the essex mafia - NEVER! lol
We all have times where we need to step back for a while, and we all realise your need to do it.
Take some time to step back, take a break, hell even not log onto the net for a few days! and then when you feel ready to return - return, knowing there are more people than you know who are glad to have you back
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
in the meantime - you have my number and msn - just call if you ever need anything, someone to rant to, or someone to invite round for an evening of silliness.
xxxxxxxxxx
kbuk
P.S - remember - you never escape the essex mafia - NEVER! lol
Sean
We met and chatted briefly at Pebbs and Demons do in donny. I just want to echo the sentiments everyone else has expressed before me. I suffered similar symptoms last year ( actually the tiredness became something of a running joke amongst freinds for about a year or so) and finally it got to the stage where I couldn't ignore it any longer. I took myself off to the doctors and underwent all kinds of blood tests - after a lot of anxious waiting it turns out I have Hodgkins Disease. I've undergone chemo, and am currently in remission. Of course I'm hoping your illness is nothing as bad - listen to your body - take some time to rest, recuperate and get better - and remember there are a lot of good people on here to whom you can vent when you need to - a lesson i have learnt the hard way.
Oh - and when you are back up to speed - i recommend a few munches - theres nothing like catching up with old friends and having a laff when you need a boost.
Ok - this is probably one of my longer posts - i should quit while i'm behind!
kbuk
We met and chatted briefly at Pebbs and Demons do in donny. I just want to echo the sentiments everyone else has expressed before me. I suffered similar symptoms last year ( actually the tiredness became something of a running joke amongst freinds for about a year or so) and finally it got to the stage where I couldn't ignore it any longer. I took myself off to the doctors and underwent all kinds of blood tests - after a lot of anxious waiting it turns out I have Hodgkins Disease. I've undergone chemo, and am currently in remission. Of course I'm hoping your illness is nothing as bad - listen to your body - take some time to rest, recuperate and get better - and remember there are a lot of good people on here to whom you can vent when you need to - a lesson i have learnt the hard way.
Oh - and when you are back up to speed - i recommend a few munches - theres nothing like catching up with old friends and having a laff when you need a boost.
Ok - this is probably one of my longer posts - i should quit while i'm behind!
kbuk
lol
True Marcuso
I was just aiming for something that didn't involve great expense, or wandering around like a complete tool all night ( says the man who went to pebbs and demons do as Batman of all things). Mind you If we went as chavs - We'd look like tools for sure - so maybe scrap that idea.
I doubt uniforms will make a re-appearance - i can do that one til i'm blue in the face
kb
True Marcuso
I was just aiming for something that didn't involve great expense, or wandering around like a complete tool all night ( says the man who went to pebbs and demons do as Batman of all things). Mind you If we went as chavs - We'd look like tools for sure - so maybe scrap that idea.
I doubt uniforms will make a re-appearance - i can do that one til i'm blue in the face
kb
Quote by essexlady
you and 40+ other swingers and lthousands of other nutty people! lol
Do you want to join in the fancy dress night we have on the sat night, ive yet to set a theme first year was uniforms and last year was film characters and what should this years be....... any idea anyone
How about chavs and chavettes lmao
:giggle:
Good Memories are fairly few and far between.!
Two immediately spring to mind.
Arriving back home from The Gulf war to meet my sisters son who'd been born while i was out there, and feeling that connection i don't normally have with kids!
the second one ( and hopefully it'll be a keeper) hearing the words "you are currently in remission"
kbuk
Two immediately spring to mind.
Arriving back home from The Gulf war to meet my sisters son who'd been born while i was out there, and feeling that connection i don't normally have with kids!
the second one ( and hopefully it'll be a keeper) hearing the words "you are currently in remission"
kbuk
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: My First Munch was as nerve wracking as hell - It was the day after my dad died and just had to do anyting to get out the house - I was nervous as hell and probably didn't chat as much as i'm sometimes renowned for, and consequently everyone probably thought i was stand offish and aloof.
Luckily there were a few friends of old there - so at least i didn't feel too left out.
I liked it so much in fact - that i did four in the following four weeks
kbuk
Luckily there were a few friends of old there - so at least i didn't feel too left out.
I liked it so much in fact - that i did four in the following four weeks
kbuk
1. FULL NAME:Kevin
2. WHAT COLOUR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING: Black
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW: Forbidden Colours - Sylvian and Sakamoto
4. ARE YOUR LEGS CROSSED: no - but my feet are!
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE: Chicken and Bacon Pasta
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON,WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE: Purple
7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW: Cold and dull
8. LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE TO ON THE PHONE: Some snotty nosed Phone engineer
9. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT OPPOSITE SEX:Charisma and character
10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS: No one sent me it
11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY: Chilled
12. FAVORITE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Coffee
13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Bitter or whisky
14. FAVORITE SPORTS: spectator F1 - but even getting bored by that now too
15. FAVORITE HAIR COLOUR: Blonde
16. FAVORITE EYE COLOUR: Green or grey
17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS: yes
18. SIBLINGS: 2 Sisters
19. FAVORITE MONTH:August - late summer!
20. FAVORITE FOODS: Curry - or anything hot and spicy
21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED:Star Wars Ep3 ROTS
22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR: Any day that i'm not at work
23. SATURDAY OR SUNDAY:No concept of either anymore - not after five years of shift work
24. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT: Totally!
25. DO YOU LIKE MARMITE: Thinly spread on hot buttered toast - Nirvana
26. SUMMER OR WINTER: summer
27. HUGS OR KISSES: Hugs!
28. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA ICE CREAM: Chocolate
29. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK: of course
30. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND: no one
31. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND:everyone
32. SMOKE: Yep but quitting soon
33. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING: Therapy - jonathan kellerman and the da vinci code
34. DID YOU WAKE UP BEFORE YOUR ALARM THIS MORNING: yes - but then again - i didn't set an alarm - hate the things
35. FAVE SOAP : not watched em for years
36. WHAT INSPIRES YOU: nature, and people battling adversity and winning
37. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: Cool - totally cool
38. FAVORITE ALBUM: too many too choose from
39. BUTTERED PLAIN OR SALTED POPCORN: salted!
40. FAVORITE CRISPS: don't like crisps
41. FAVORITE CAR: Range Rover or DB7
42. FAVORITE FLOWER: Daffodil
43. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING:9
44. CAN YOU JUGGLE: yup - all one balls at the same time - OK no!!!!!
45. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK: Friday. none - days roll one into the next these days - shift work again
46. RED OR WHITE WINE:neither
47. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY:can't remember - i think i worked
48. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD: Yep..
49. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ONCE THIS IS FINISHED: probably heading into the chat room
50. FANCY A SHAG: Oh - go on then
2. WHAT COLOUR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING: Black
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW: Forbidden Colours - Sylvian and Sakamoto
4. ARE YOUR LEGS CROSSED: no - but my feet are!
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE: Chicken and Bacon Pasta
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON,WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE: Purple
7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW: Cold and dull
8. LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE TO ON THE PHONE: Some snotty nosed Phone engineer
9. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT OPPOSITE SEX:Charisma and character
10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS: No one sent me it
11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY: Chilled
12. FAVORITE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Coffee
13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Bitter or whisky
14. FAVORITE SPORTS: spectator F1 - but even getting bored by that now too
15. FAVORITE HAIR COLOUR: Blonde
16. FAVORITE EYE COLOUR: Green or grey
17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS: yes
18. SIBLINGS: 2 Sisters
19. FAVORITE MONTH:August - late summer!
20. FAVORITE FOODS: Curry - or anything hot and spicy
21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED:Star Wars Ep3 ROTS
22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR: Any day that i'm not at work
23. SATURDAY OR SUNDAY:No concept of either anymore - not after five years of shift work
24. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT: Totally!
25. DO YOU LIKE MARMITE: Thinly spread on hot buttered toast - Nirvana
26. SUMMER OR WINTER: summer
27. HUGS OR KISSES: Hugs!
28. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA ICE CREAM: Chocolate
29. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK: of course
30. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND: no one
31. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND:everyone
32. SMOKE: Yep but quitting soon
33. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING: Therapy - jonathan kellerman and the da vinci code
34. DID YOU WAKE UP BEFORE YOUR ALARM THIS MORNING: yes - but then again - i didn't set an alarm - hate the things
35. FAVE SOAP : not watched em for years
36. WHAT INSPIRES YOU: nature, and people battling adversity and winning
37. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: Cool - totally cool
38. FAVORITE ALBUM: too many too choose from
39. BUTTERED PLAIN OR SALTED POPCORN: salted!
40. FAVORITE CRISPS: don't like crisps
41. FAVORITE CAR: Range Rover or DB7
42. FAVORITE FLOWER: Daffodil
43. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING:9
44. CAN YOU JUGGLE: yup - all one balls at the same time - OK no!!!!!
45. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK: Friday. none - days roll one into the next these days - shift work again
46. RED OR WHITE WINE:neither
47. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY:can't remember - i think i worked
48. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD: Yep..
49. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ONCE THIS IS FINISHED: probably heading into the chat room
50. FANCY A SHAG: Oh - go on then
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