a job that has always fascinated me for as long as i can remember.
film and TV Special Effects Make Up artist!
I'm the sad git who always fast forwards to themake up sections of DVD's where they do Prosthetic make up etc
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yes thats right alot of bad things are happening sadly around the world,but there are things we can do about it.a little while ago i was going to go to uganda to help stop some terrible people,but realised i did'nt have enough training to stay alive,so learning now and training when i get a is so good schools in south soon i should be linking up with a punk group in north tieland to try some jungle training and to work on some sab projects around the tie/cambo border,thing i dont enen want to mention as its pretty terrible but soon could sort out alternative holidays like robin hood sylee saving the children a holiday and be a heroe sort of is a biggy when bad things are happening bring it right out into the public domain and try to sort it like it should be.i dont agree with going in gung ho but with a bit of attention and focas maybe people like me who have no kids and responsibilities can help with gods permission if you know what i slightly poor makes you not care so much about risking and taking would be nice to hook up with some people and do some good.i will have to check my covanent.i had a jewish boss who helped libberate a concentration camp and meet his wife there and married six days not a thing to rush into but would be nice to help.
Hang on - did i just read this right?
I think you'll find this is not the stuff of adventure holidays. I don't doubt your sincerity, or your wish to do something to help - but come on - this is some pretty serious stuff you are talking about, and not something to be taken lightly - chances are you go in there, even with the noblest of intentions, and you might find yourself coming out injured, or maybe not even coming out at all.
You've only got to witness whats currently going on in Iraq to see what i mean - the armed forces are taking casualties and deaths, and they are about as well trained as you are going to get!
Sorry rant over!
kb
I'd agree with Ice Pie
I also work for a Mobile Phone Company, and even I get all the monthly bumph through with my bills. Not one bit of it has any relevance to me. Competitions that I cannot enter because I'm an employee of that company, Things to allow me to switch to a better tarriff ( even though no public tarriff will ever beat the staff one) etc etc etc. Trust me, I begin to worry when my compsny is not averse to making a fast buck at my expense and selling my information on to other companies.
The main reason why O2 are giving away "free" sims is that the mobile phone has reached market saturation, and this is about the only way now, that thye can manage to squeeze a few more shekels from an otherwise overloaded market. You don't think they'd be giving them away out of the goodness of their hearts now do you? Nothing in life is free.
My own company has gone from being wildly keen to sign up all and sundry to now wanting to look after what they class as high value customers. We had an email from the chief executive at the beginning of last year - exhorting us to get our friends and family to spend "one minute" more on each phone call, and to try out new data products - all so theiy could pull in more money. So with this in mind - I'd say to you - leave voicemail messages when calling company mobiles - it's a darn sight quicker, and cheaper to boot!
kb
I also work for a Mobile Phone Company, and even I get all the monthly bumph through with my bills. Not one bit of it has any relevance to me. Competitions that I cannot enter because I'm an employee of that company, Things to allow me to switch to a better tarriff ( even though no public tarriff will ever beat the staff one) etc etc etc. Trust me, I begin to worry when my compsny is not averse to making a fast buck at my expense and selling my information on to other companies.
The main reason why O2 are giving away "free" sims is that the mobile phone has reached market saturation, and this is about the only way now, that thye can manage to squeeze a few more shekels from an otherwise overloaded market. You don't think they'd be giving them away out of the goodness of their hearts now do you? Nothing in life is free.
My own company has gone from being wildly keen to sign up all and sundry to now wanting to look after what they class as high value customers. We had an email from the chief executive at the beginning of last year - exhorting us to get our friends and family to spend "one minute" more on each phone call, and to try out new data products - all so theiy could pull in more money. So with this in mind - I'd say to you - leave voicemail messages when calling company mobiles - it's a darn sight quicker, and cheaper to boot!
kb
* This was originally written by Roger743 *
Because some of us guys are apparently so bad, here's something that may help; a standard response form us guys can use to create a better-than-awful reply with no effort required whatsoever. So don't spend minutes trying to find the perfect way to express your feelings - just use this form, put an X in the relevent boxes, and you're away!
*********************
Hi _________!
(recipient's name here)
I
saw your advert
saw your website
saw you in the forum
saw you in the chatroom
heard about you from a mate
wanked over your pictures
(choose one answer)
You are
without a doubt
certainly
almost
(choose one answer)
the most beautiful woman I have ever seen
one of the most gorgeously sexy creatures on God's green Earth
a mysterious and enticing lady
much sexier than my last girlfriend
a funny and amusing girl
pretty enough to pose in Playboy
really hot
endowed with a fine pair of tits
a sexy slut
a horny bitch in need of a good hammering
pining for my massive dick
desparate for a real man to pleasure you
a likely prospect
a woman
(choose one or more answers)
and I would really like to
get to know you a little better
chat and see if we get on
see some more of your pics
have webcam fun with you
have phone sex with you
see you naked
kiss you until your toes curl
take you to an expensive hotel for a gourmet meal and a night of making explosive love between warm silk sheets
take you out for a friendly, no-pressure drink
travel across the country for an afternoon of passion with you
pay for your rail ticket to bring you across the country for an afternoon of passion with me
take you to our local Travel Lodge for an hour of good hard screwing
take you round the back of the cinema for a quick fumble
have sex with you
let you teach me exactly how to please a woman
make you my dinner
let you suck my dick in the back of my car
slam my dick up your bum really hard, the way I know you bitches like it
(choose one or more answers)
because
you sound like a fun and interesting person
you make me laugh
your eyes have enchanted me, and only your lips can free me from your spell
we could make beautiful music together
you look so sexy I could faint
I bet you're a demon between the sheets
I can make you cum really hard
I want to suck your tits
I want to eat your pussy
my dick needs sucking
I want to fuck you
I feel sorry for you, because a minger like you couldn't pull under normal circumstances
I'm a virgin and I need a woman like you to teach me about sex
my dick is hard
my wife's a dud
(choose one or more answers)
I think you should choose me over all the other men mailing you because
we get on well in the forum/chatroom
I will love and worship you for ever we are together
I have a good sense of humour
I have lots of money
I'm artistic and talented, and can compose poetry in your honour
I'm gentle and tender and very affectionate
I'm big and hairy... everywhere
I'm tall dark & handsome
I'm really hot
I can give you a really good massage
I'm very clean, and shower regularly
my dick is 9 inches
my dick is hard
my cum tastes really yummy
it'll be the best 5 minutes of your life
I can keep going for hours
I can do it 7 times a night
I work out regularly
I have my own place
I have my own car
I have enough money to book a hotel room
I'm within 100 miles of you
I've attached some nice pictures of my cock
I have a penis
I'm desparate
(choose one or more answers)
and if you refuse me I will
take in on the chin and thank you for your time
slink away quietly
cry
send you the same message in three week's time, just in case you change your mind
write an angry reply calling you a tease and an ugly bitch
(choose one answer)
If you're interested, then just
add me to your MSN
reply by email
phone me on (_____) ___ ___
(choose one answer)
Thanks for reading my message. Goodbye for now, but I hope to hear from you soon!
_________________
(your name here)
_________________
Well It had to be done!!!!
KB
Because some of us guys are apparently so bad, here's something that may help; a standard response form us guys can use to create a better-than-awful reply with no effort required whatsoever. So don't spend minutes trying to find the perfect way to express your feelings - just use this form, put an X in the relevent boxes, and you're away!
*********************
Hi _________!
(recipient's name here)
I
saw your advert
saw your website
saw you in the forum
saw you in the chatroom
heard about you from a mate
wanked over your pictures
(choose one answer)
You are
without a doubt
certainly
almost
(choose one answer)
the most beautiful woman I have ever seen
one of the most gorgeously sexy creatures on God's green Earth
a mysterious and enticing lady
much sexier than my last girlfriend
a funny and amusing girl
pretty enough to pose in Playboy
really hot
endowed with a fine pair of tits
a sexy slut
a horny bitch in need of a good hammering
pining for my massive dick
desparate for a real man to pleasure you
a likely prospect
a woman
(choose one or more answers)
and I would really like to
get to know you a little better
chat and see if we get on
see some more of your pics
have webcam fun with you
have phone sex with you
see you naked
kiss you until your toes curl
take you to an expensive hotel for a gourmet meal and a night of making explosive love between warm silk sheets
take you out for a friendly, no-pressure drink
travel across the country for an afternoon of passion with you
pay for your rail ticket to bring you across the country for an afternoon of passion with me
take you to our local Travel Lodge for an hour of good hard screwing
take you round the back of the cinema for a quick fumble
have sex with you
let you teach me exactly how to please a woman
make you my dinner
let you suck my dick in the back of my car
slam my dick up your bum really hard, the way I know you bitches like it
(choose one or more answers)
because
you sound like a fun and interesting person
you make me laugh
your eyes have enchanted me, and only your lips can free me from your spell
we could make beautiful music together
you look so sexy I could faint
I bet you're a demon between the sheets
I can make you cum really hard
I want to suck your tits
I want to eat your pussy
my dick needs sucking
I want to fuck you
I feel sorry for you, because a minger like you couldn't pull under normal circumstances
I'm a virgin and I need a woman like you to teach me about sex
my dick is hard
my wife's a dud
(choose one or more answers)
I think you should choose me over all the other men mailing you because
we get on well in the forum/chatroom
I will love and worship you for ever we are together
I have a good sense of humour
I have lots of money
I'm artistic and talented, and can compose poetry in your honour
I'm gentle and tender and very affectionate
I'm big and hairy... everywhere
I'm tall dark & handsome
I'm really hot
I can give you a really good massage
I'm very clean, and shower regularly
my dick is 9 inches
my dick is hard
my cum tastes really yummy
it'll be the best 5 minutes of your life
I can keep going for hours
I can do it 7 times a night
I work out regularly
I have my own place
I have my own car
I have enough money to book a hotel room
I'm within 100 miles of you
I've attached some nice pictures of my cock
I have a penis
I'm desparate
(choose one or more answers)
and if you refuse me I will
take in on the chin and thank you for your time
slink away quietly
cry
send you the same message in three week's time, just in case you change your mind
write an angry reply calling you a tease and an ugly bitch
(choose one answer)
If you're interested, then just
add me to your MSN
reply by email
phone me on (_____) ___ ___
(choose one answer)
Thanks for reading my message. Goodbye for now, but I hope to hear from you soon!
_________________
(your name here)
_________________
Well It had to be done!!!!
KB
I Know for sure that I've appeared on Sky News and BBC News going back almost 2 years now - It was in the build up to the second Gulf war and very much a case of Blink and you'll miss me. The whole of 7th armoured brigade were being adressed by the OC a few days before the land war began, and it was captured by various news outlets. The first i knew that it had gone out on air, was when a friend emailed me in the midst of the land war and mentioned they'd seen it on TV and wondered if i'd been there. I wish they'd taped it now!
The other time means going back to the eighties - BBC2 used to show a program called Rock Goes to College. Basically it was a music show featuring various acts playing live gigs at universities and colleges around the UK. We got Tears for fears and JoBoxers at Brunel University, and i managed to squeeze up to the front row. There is footage of a camera panning along the barrier whilst tears for fears plays, and my ugly mug gurning at the camera. Luckily they didn't catch me in my first bit of mindless hooliganism, Lobbing bog rolls at JoBoxers!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
The other time means going back to the eighties - BBC2 used to show a program called Rock Goes to College. Basically it was a music show featuring various acts playing live gigs at universities and colleges around the UK. We got Tears for fears and JoBoxers at Brunel University, and i managed to squeeze up to the front row. There is footage of a camera panning along the barrier whilst tears for fears plays, and my ugly mug gurning at the camera. Luckily they didn't catch me in my first bit of mindless hooliganism, Lobbing bog rolls at JoBoxers!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Loo
Any chance of a provisional invite. I'm a newbie - but known to a few of the attendees who will hopefully vouch for me.
I say provisional at the moment as I'm flying back in from Los Angeles on the 17th, and a lot depends on how good I've been when it comes to my shopping money ( well it has to be done !!!)
thanks
Kevin
Any chance of a provisional invite. I'm a newbie - but known to a few of the attendees who will hopefully vouch for me.
I say provisional at the moment as I'm flying back in from Los Angeles on the 17th, and a lot depends on how good I've been when it comes to my shopping money ( well it has to be done !!!)
thanks
Kevin
I'd be quite interested to find out myself bearing in mind it's pretty much just round the corner from me - I'm getting a good impression from the website - but of course that never matches first hand experience.
I hope it gets some good feedback as it's nice to finally discover a club on my doorstep!
kevin
I hope it gets some good feedback as it's nice to finally discover a club on my doorstep!
kevin
I'd also agree - i do miss the emotional attachment, but having said that - i'm more than happy being a single guy. Yes - we do get it hard in the lifestyle - but i do know that for all the moaning that generally goes on - there are plenty of couples and single ladies who respect us for what we are. The hardships we face are mainly down to the rogue element of idiot single blokes who have not yet grasped the concepts of reading a profile, taking time to digest the contents, and then thinking carefully before replying.
Personally I'm in this lifestyle, first and foremost of the friendships i make, and the social side - anything else that happens is just a pleasant bonus.
Another strange thing I've noticed recently ( tosser single males read and take note!) since being diagnosed with hodgkins - I've kind of taken a step back from playing, and since doing that I've noticed that I've been getting a hell of a lot more replies to my ad. I guess if ever there was proof that sometimes not trying to hard pays dividends, then this is it - seven good replies in just over a week!
So on the whole - i'd say - yes i'm satisfied with what i have, and what i am!
Kevin
Personally I'm in this lifestyle, first and foremost of the friendships i make, and the social side - anything else that happens is just a pleasant bonus.
Another strange thing I've noticed recently ( tosser single males read and take note!) since being diagnosed with hodgkins - I've kind of taken a step back from playing, and since doing that I've noticed that I've been getting a hell of a lot more replies to my ad. I guess if ever there was proof that sometimes not trying to hard pays dividends, then this is it - seven good replies in just over a week!
So on the whole - i'd say - yes i'm satisfied with what i have, and what i am!
Kevin
For me?
Well i'm torn between two
Brooke Dunne - Not a name that is totally mainstream - but she is the most sweetest, gorgeous looking porn star going - and she sucks with a look like you just know she's enjoying every minute of it.
The other is more home grown, and still semi amatuer - Janeyweb. I'm lucky in that she and her hubby have been friends of mine for a few years now. Not only is she utterly gorgeous ( and filthy) but she is a real salt of the earth character - check her out ( )
Kevin
Well i'm torn between two
Brooke Dunne - Not a name that is totally mainstream - but she is the most sweetest, gorgeous looking porn star going - and she sucks with a look like you just know she's enjoying every minute of it.
The other is more home grown, and still semi amatuer - Janeyweb. I'm lucky in that she and her hubby have been friends of mine for a few years now. Not only is she utterly gorgeous ( and filthy) but she is a real salt of the earth character - check her out ( )
Kevin
Hi Everyone!
well I figured it was about time i did the honourable thing and made polite introductions. Especially since i'm now beginning to use the chatroom more and more frequently. I'm a long time lurker, infrequent poster, and occasional moaner ( my posting history will probably back me up on that)
I'm waiting to see if the board does becomes as addictive as I keep hearing - I guess only time will telll!
A few of the board and chat room regulars already know me from other places, and in time i'm sure they'll pop up and say hi. For everyone else, My names Kevin, 34 year old single male. I live in West London, and i'm currently having all manner of fun with Hodgkins disease - i guess the board will help in those hours of sleeplessness - not that there are many of them right now. If sleeping were an olympic sport - i'm sure i could represent England!
Hoping to make it along to a few munches in the coming year too.
Now i'll let you get back to your turkey sarnies.
Kevin
well I figured it was about time i did the honourable thing and made polite introductions. Especially since i'm now beginning to use the chatroom more and more frequently. I'm a long time lurker, infrequent poster, and occasional moaner ( my posting history will probably back me up on that)
I'm waiting to see if the board does becomes as addictive as I keep hearing - I guess only time will telll!
A few of the board and chat room regulars already know me from other places, and in time i'm sure they'll pop up and say hi. For everyone else, My names Kevin, 34 year old single male. I live in West London, and i'm currently having all manner of fun with Hodgkins disease - i guess the board will help in those hours of sleeplessness - not that there are many of them right now. If sleeping were an olympic sport - i'm sure i could represent England!
Hoping to make it along to a few munches in the coming year too.
Now i'll let you get back to your turkey sarnies.
Kevin
Sorry if I got your back up Mark - I can assure you - it was not meant to be an out and out criticism, rather an explanation of how the server registration procedure comes across to both newbies, and the long term users.
Maybe they have! Maybe i'm purely using it for the dial up connection and doing everything else the "conventional" way
I apologise for using AOL!!!!! I wasn't aware i'd broken the law!
Where shall i Light first? Or would you like the matches?
Who uses AOL? I'd have thought someone would have told you about that by now
Maybe they have! Maybe i'm purely using it for the dial up connection and doing everything else the "conventional" way
I've never had a problem getting them, but then I don't use AOL, nor some other email account that blocks them.
I apologise for using AOL!!!!! I wasn't aware i'd broken the law!
If I had my way with all AOL users, the hoops would be on fire too!
Where shall i Light first? Or would you like the matches?
Fair point - But the real problem is - how many newcomers would know to do this, and should nickserv not be sending these activation messages correctly first time everytime?
i'm trying to approach this from the viewpoint of a newbie, and so far i have to say the experience is not the most enjoyable! It seems like you have to jump through hoops.
kb
i'm trying to approach this from the viewpoint of a newbie, and so far i have to say the experience is not the most enjoyable! It seems like you have to jump through hoops.
kb
I've got to say - About time!
I've so far had nothing but grief trying to get into the chat room, and it is this alone that has so far made me give up on ever using the chatroom. I have followed the procedures to the letter, and no joy. The email that is allegedly sent to my registered email address never arrives. Just in case it was a problem with my email addy accepting email from starchat - Attempted to drop, release, and recover my nick - but two out of the three commands are unknown on the server, and i cannot re-register the nick to another email addy! as you can see - the frustration mounts and mounts. I'm an 8 year veteran of using IRC, a channel op on other servers - so i would not class myself as a newbie, However - If i'm having this problem - I can only imagine how annoyed the newcomers are feeling.
I do appreciate what you are trying to achieve with the registered nick scenario - but thus far it appears to be more of a stumbling block then an added security bonus. At the end of the day - to anyone trying to access the chatroom for the first time, I have to say it does somewhat smack of elitism, and leaves one feeling generally unwanted.
none of this is meant as a dig - but i just had to voice a few concerns, in the hope they are taken on board in the manner they re intended
cheers
kb
I've so far had nothing but grief trying to get into the chat room, and it is this alone that has so far made me give up on ever using the chatroom. I have followed the procedures to the letter, and no joy. The email that is allegedly sent to my registered email address never arrives. Just in case it was a problem with my email addy accepting email from starchat - Attempted to drop, release, and recover my nick - but two out of the three commands are unknown on the server, and i cannot re-register the nick to another email addy! as you can see - the frustration mounts and mounts. I'm an 8 year veteran of using IRC, a channel op on other servers - so i would not class myself as a newbie, However - If i'm having this problem - I can only imagine how annoyed the newcomers are feeling.
I do appreciate what you are trying to achieve with the registered nick scenario - but thus far it appears to be more of a stumbling block then an added security bonus. At the end of the day - to anyone trying to access the chatroom for the first time, I have to say it does somewhat smack of elitism, and leaves one feeling generally unwanted.
none of this is meant as a dig - but i just had to voice a few concerns, in the hope they are taken on board in the manner they re intended
cheers
kb
Hi Everyone
I'm a long time lurker - First time poster.
Looks like i've picked jus the most ideal thread to make my posting debut. This Is something i can VERY definitely relate to!
Got back from Iraq not so long ago, and have to admit I was ready for a majpr amount of downtime, and de-stressing. My faves and most effectives have got to be music - nothing i find calms a fragile mind like music - Love Play Dead by Bjork and David Arnold, a lot of Andrea Bocelli. Give me a darkened room with mood lighting, a Bose hi fi, and some cushions - pretty soon you'd find me in heaven
Walking also does it for me - long walks in the lake district, and it absolutely has to be in the pouring rain! don't ask why - it's just the way it goes! I suppose i have a rain "thing" going on - because i can even loose myself string and listening to falling rain!
Oh - and i just remembered - the simpsons - I just can't get enough of Homer. I've wasted more than a few weekends watching backk to back episodes!
guess i'm no different to anyone else really lol
kevin
p.s - hope this was of sufficient length for a cherry breaker! lol
I'm a long time lurker - First time poster.
Looks like i've picked jus the most ideal thread to make my posting debut. This Is something i can VERY definitely relate to!
Got back from Iraq not so long ago, and have to admit I was ready for a majpr amount of downtime, and de-stressing. My faves and most effectives have got to be music - nothing i find calms a fragile mind like music - Love Play Dead by Bjork and David Arnold, a lot of Andrea Bocelli. Give me a darkened room with mood lighting, a Bose hi fi, and some cushions - pretty soon you'd find me in heaven
Walking also does it for me - long walks in the lake district, and it absolutely has to be in the pouring rain! don't ask why - it's just the way it goes! I suppose i have a rain "thing" going on - because i can even loose myself string and listening to falling rain!
Oh - and i just remembered - the simpsons - I just can't get enough of Homer. I've wasted more than a few weekends watching backk to back episodes!
guess i'm no different to anyone else really lol
kevin
p.s - hope this was of sufficient length for a cherry breaker! lol
