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kbuk
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Essex
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Hi Pebbs and Demon
I'm probably going to re-hash a lot of thoughts that many have already said - but you know me - i'm a man of few, un-original thoughts.
I had an amazing weekend, It was great to see friends, both new and old, and breakfast on Saturday was a real "experience". After the past few months, and the last few days especially - The chance to get away and unwind a little - was just the tonic i needed.( for all others who are wondering - the news will filter through over the next few days)
I'm afraid I didn't find your purse amongst my belongings - but I did find essexlady's stockings on the back seat of the car! ( what ever were you doing?)
Now I can finally say I've busted my SH munch cherry - heres to many more.
kbuk
P.S - next time can we have a party theme that doesn't involve me having to dress up in black rubber?
I'm probably going to re-hash a lot of thoughts that many have already said - but you know me - i'm a man of few, un-original thoughts.
I had an amazing weekend, It was great to see friends, both new and old, and breakfast on Saturday was a real "experience". After the past few months, and the last few days especially - The chance to get away and unwind a little - was just the tonic i needed.( for all others who are wondering - the news will filter through over the next few days)
I'm afraid I didn't find your purse amongst my belongings - but I did find essexlady's stockings on the back seat of the car! ( what ever were you doing?)
Now I can finally say I've busted my SH munch cherry - heres to many more.
kbuk
P.S - next time can we have a party theme that doesn't involve me having to dress up in black rubber?
Gotta admit - I've not seen the photo in question either. I know some people are apparently hawking them on ebay for 99p a go - but in these days of photo shop - who's to say they are genuine anyway. By all accounts Ms Church is more annoyed that she is only getting 99p per picture!
Personally - I think it's all just an urban myth/ Publicity stunt.
But - you have to laugh I suppose!
Personally - I think it's all just an urban myth/ Publicity stunt.
But - you have to laugh I suppose!
What really happened ( I reckon)
Saturday Night.....In the clubhouse..........after lots of post match beers
" 'ere Gavin, is it true your shagging Charlotte Church?"
"Sure is... I've got a great picture of her tits on my mobile to prove it...."
" Lets have a copy"
Okay , TXT coming your way....
Sunday AM , sobering up.... " shit, how do I explain the fact that everyone has that photo and its got into the national press????????????"
THINK......................................
" Charlotte,,,, some one has stolen my phone and texted your picture all around the UK babe"
Stolen my arse :mrgreen:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Saturday Night.....In the clubhouse..........after lots of post match beers
" 'ere Gavin, is it true your shagging Charlotte Church?"
"Sure is... I've got a great picture of her tits on my mobile to prove it...."
" Lets have a copy"
Okay , TXT coming your way....
Sunday AM , sobering up.... " shit, how do I explain the fact that everyone has that photo and its got into the national press????????????"
THINK......................................
" Charlotte,,,, some one has stolen my phone and texted your picture all around the UK babe"
Stolen my arse :mrgreen:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Personally - I put my ad up ages ago, and have left it at that - Totally forgotten about, and possibly sadly neglected. I guess, as others have mentioned, that it's mainly there as a reference point for those in the chat room and forums. I don't recall ever having had any response to it, nor do I expect any.I'm in this for the social aspect, and making new friends - possibly having a laugh and a chat - if anything else comes from that, well thats just a pleasant bonus. If i don't expect to get replies - then i am NEVER dis-appointed. Easy come - easy go if you ask me, it takes away the need to be pushy, or a pic collector like a fair percentage of my fellow single males seem to be.
So to paraphrase - yes - it's worth putting a profile up for reference purposes - just don't expect too much from it.
kb
So to paraphrase - yes - it's worth putting a profile up for reference purposes - just don't expect too much from it.
kb
Ok Pebbs and Demon
I thought i'd publicly nail my flag to the mast and commit - I know we've talked seperately on this, but i thought for the sake of clarity i'd post my confirmation here too :P
As you know, barring any major problems, I'll be there - come hell or high water!
In fact i'll get me ticket booked tommorrow ( that is unless some kind soul is coming via west london, and will take pity on me, and doesn't mind offering a lift - Petrol money offered of course)
Now - time for me to put my thinking cap on and try and work out - Saint or Sinner? As you know I'm not the sinning type - but my Halo is currently in for repairs - it took a nasty knock when i was legging it away from the old bill
kbuk
I thought i'd publicly nail my flag to the mast and commit - I know we've talked seperately on this, but i thought for the sake of clarity i'd post my confirmation here too :P
As you know, barring any major problems, I'll be there - come hell or high water!
In fact i'll get me ticket booked tommorrow ( that is unless some kind soul is coming via west london, and will take pity on me, and doesn't mind offering a lift - Petrol money offered of course)
Now - time for me to put my thinking cap on and try and work out - Saint or Sinner? As you know I'm not the sinning type - but my Halo is currently in for repairs - it took a nasty knock when i was legging it away from the old bill
kbuk
: Quote by Silk and Big G
There was a kewl one on telly the other night . The lady in question collected a bag full of dog turds , liquidised them with some water and poured it all into one of those great big pump action water pistols . Then she visited her ex's house and liberally doused the place , the scene with the white lace bed spread and curtains was the best .
Ah yes - Unless i'm Very Much mistaken - that was in a film called "sex lives of the potato men" One i think everyone on SH should rent at least once - It's hilarious, and i'm sure everyone will be able to relate to it.
It stars Mackenzie Crook and Jonny Vegas
kb
When i die - I want to go just like my grandad did - peacefully in his sleep........... Not screaming and panicking like his passengers!
The old ones are the best
and one of these days i might just read through an entire thread before posting!!!!! just noticed this is the third appearance of the joke!
kb
( who might need to be discussing this subject for real soon :cry: )
The old ones are the best
and one of these days i might just read through an entire thread before posting!!!!! just noticed this is the third appearance of the joke!
kb
( who might need to be discussing this subject for real soon :cry: )
As a daily cyclist to work - my one piece of advice would be - choose your saddle VERY Carefully! 
Avoid the Gel types as they might initially feell comfy - but after a while in the saddle you'll find your blood vessels leading to your legs and other sensitive bits ( i think you can guess where i'm heading)get starved of blood and your bits will become incredibly numb. I know this is all incredibly boring, and non funny - but i'd definitely look at saddles by specialized - designed for men and women so that your sit bones don't constrict the blood vessels leading to the dangly bits! You'll thank me for it one day - trust me.
as for the naked bit - well all i wear when cycling to work, apart from a helmet - is a pair of lycra leggings and a t shirt - both so thin i'm as close to nekkid as it gets. And yes - it is very liberating.
kb
( owner of a tight butt thanks to cycling)
Avoid the Gel types as they might initially feell comfy - but after a while in the saddle you'll find your blood vessels leading to your legs and other sensitive bits ( i think you can guess where i'm heading)get starved of blood and your bits will become incredibly numb. I know this is all incredibly boring, and non funny - but i'd definitely look at saddles by specialized - designed for men and women so that your sit bones don't constrict the blood vessels leading to the dangly bits! You'll thank me for it one day - trust me.
as for the naked bit - well all i wear when cycling to work, apart from a helmet - is a pair of lycra leggings and a t shirt - both so thin i'm as close to nekkid as it gets. And yes - it is very liberating.
kb
( owner of a tight butt thanks to cycling)
You don't really know me parrot - But I can relate to what you'll be going through. I gave up smoking 3 weeks ago after seeing my dad in Intensive care after a heart attack. It's certainly not easy, but if you can make it past day three, you're certainly on the right path.
I've wanted to give up for years now, but lacked the motivation to do it. However there is no bigger motivation to give up then seeing a family member in ICU, hooked up to ventilator via a Tracheotomy. My dad has to give up smoking too, so I figure it will be easier for him to do if he's not doing it alone.
I reckon we should have a quitting smoking thread similar to the weight loss one - kinda like a support group via the forum!
Hang in there
Kevin
I've wanted to give up for years now, but lacked the motivation to do it. However there is no bigger motivation to give up then seeing a family member in ICU, hooked up to ventilator via a Tracheotomy. My dad has to give up smoking too, so I figure it will be easier for him to do if he's not doing it alone.
I reckon we should have a quitting smoking thread similar to the weight loss one - kinda like a support group via the forum!
Hang in there
Kevin
Quote by Re-Lapse
I wasgoing to post something akin to this.
Last night on my way home on the bus.
I heard the most awful ring tone ever :shock:
It was a black woman soul type singer.
Singing "ring, ring, ring so on and so on"
Original but not nice.
I know the one you are on about - it's a standard tone with a lot of Sony Ericsson phones these days - i have it on mine, but avoid it like the plague - as you say - it's different - but very annoying after about five minutes.
The Crazy frog, on the other hand got annoying after about one tenth of a second - at the first sound of it, I have this overwhelming urge to throttle the life out of the mindless chavs who have it as their ringtone, and to throw their phone as far a possible.
I'm afraid these days I only have a very boring and ordinary ring ring tone on my phone. Boring yes - but it sticks out, and i'm not sitting there wondering if it's my phone ringing, or a million and one other sheep.
kbuk
P.S - I reckon the crazy frog ring tone should be subject to some form of heavy taxation - either that or it should be charged at £15 a download
:lol: I'd suggest they have creamed off a lot of ad's - they even have my ad on there - and i'm hardly what you'd consider desriable - I am after all a single guy!
I've sent a request for them to remove my profile as I had not given them express permission to post it, and also asked for them to inform me how they got my details.
I'm not planning on holding my breath though!
My only thought is - if it's not SH selling our profiles ( and I don't think they are) then maybe you need to ask if you have profiles elsewhere. There is one site i am aware of that Participates in this "hub" idea, and chances are david ( big clue) has sold your soul!
Now I have no intention of Getting into a slanging match with Jags or any of the other mods. So if you are curious as to who this site is PM me.
cheers
kbuk
I've sent a request for them to remove my profile as I had not given them express permission to post it, and also asked for them to inform me how they got my details.
I'm not planning on holding my breath though!
My only thought is - if it's not SH selling our profiles ( and I don't think they are) then maybe you need to ask if you have profiles elsewhere. There is one site i am aware of that Participates in this "hub" idea, and chances are david ( big clue) has sold your soul!
Now I have no intention of Getting into a slanging match with Jags or any of the other mods. So if you are curious as to who this site is PM me.
cheers
kbuk
Sounds suspiciously like a variant of the Brophia Worm
The following tool May assist in clearing up and removing it
hope this helps
kbuk
P.S - most of these virus's are sent out with a .pif extension so as a general rule of thumb - if someone tries to send you a pif file - don't accept it, irrespective of if you know the sender or not. pif files are program information files that were used in w 95 to run dos applications. they are dropped by many modern trojans and viruses, and are easily coded which makes them attractive
The following tool May assist in clearing up and removing it
hope this helps
kbuk
P.S - most of these virus's are sent out with a .pif extension so as a general rule of thumb - if someone tries to send you a pif file - don't accept it, irrespective of if you know the sender or not. pif files are program information files that were used in w 95 to run dos applications. they are dropped by many modern trojans and viruses, and are easily coded which makes them attractive
For those who are worried about this virus, and may not have virus protection, or up to date protection ( Naughty Naughty) then you could try the following online scanner which should at least identify if the vulnerablity has infected your computer.
I'm afraid i can't give any guarantees - but it's a first step i guess
kev
EDIT - I just noticed that this online scanner only works with Internet explorer currently - for those of you using firefox - not sure what to currently suggest other then downloading free antivirus software such as AVG or anti vir guard from
P.S - Mods - hope it's ok for me to post these links - i think it's in everyones best interests
I'm afraid i can't give any guarantees - but it's a first step i guess
kev
EDIT - I just noticed that this online scanner only works with Internet explorer currently - for those of you using firefox - not sure what to currently suggest other then downloading free antivirus software such as AVG or anti vir guard from
P.S - Mods - hope it's ok for me to post these links - i think it's in everyones best interests
I remember being told i'd be ideally suited to becoming a chef. I even toook O levels in Food and nutrition, enrolled at catering college to do my city and guilds.
Stands to reason I end up as a Telecoms engineer doesn't it!
Did any get told they'd make an ideal careers teacher? Love to hear what they do now!
kb
Stands to reason I end up as a Telecoms engineer doesn't it!
Did any get told they'd make an ideal careers teacher? Love to hear what they do now!
kb
Second that emotion by Japan - a far supeior version (IMHO) than the original by Smokey Robinson and the miracles
Also ( and i may get shot for such sacrelige) but i much prefered Paul Youngs version of wherever i lay may hat - to the original by Marvin Gaye
I could go on - but fear the ribbing would get worse!
kbuk
Also ( and i may get shot for such sacrelige) but i much prefered Paul Youngs version of wherever i lay may hat - to the original by Marvin Gaye
I could go on - but fear the ribbing would get worse!
kbuk
A tip gained from Precious experience
Go into any supermarket, and buy a roll of heavy duty fabric sticking platster ( it has to be the fabric stuff, and a roll) and liberally apply a couple of strips to each knee....et voila - good as new knees. Many more hours of knees down action to come!
Trust me - it works - either in advance of said act, or if you've been too eager and forgotten beforehand ( although the knees might be a tad tender if you apply afterwards)
enjoy
kbuk
Go into any supermarket, and buy a roll of heavy duty fabric sticking platster ( it has to be the fabric stuff, and a roll) and liberally apply a couple of strips to each knee....et voila - good as new knees. Many more hours of knees down action to come!
Trust me - it works - either in advance of said act, or if you've been too eager and forgotten beforehand ( although the knees might be a tad tender if you apply afterwards)
enjoy
kbuk
