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little
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 55
0 miles · Falkirk

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Okay !
I know where we're all going to meet. :bounce:
Its at do you think i'm completely daft just off of yeah right. cool
Happy to meet up with anyone, EVERYONE in fact, just so long as they are going to the Scottish Munch.
Yes, i know i'm being fussy. But, so?
Lots of love hugs and kisses
Little
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PS I'll PM where we'll meet up. :doh:
Cause i'm only little.
I think i should be at the front of the queue. I think its only fair and proper and right and, and, and, and i want the nipple. :angel:
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX
Suppose i should think of somewhere where we can meet up now. confused
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bolt
If there's any looking to be done, i think it only right that as a fellow Scot, i should get to see the goods. IMO ! wink
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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This week seems soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long. sad
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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It looks like there might be quite a few people who are taking advantage of the holiday weekend and coming up for the Scottish munch on the Friday night.
If you are going to be about on the Friday night and would like to meet up for a drink, then stick your name down. Don't suppose it would be very difficult to organise a wee mini pre munch munch. lol :lol:
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX
Quote by Eagerslut9
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Last Thursday evening I was parked up early in one of my favourite places (nice layby with picnic benches, daytime cafe and toilets and plenty of places for some...........er..............nookie, so it's 5-star rated) so had plenty of time to chill from a long day on the road.
Plenty of action to be had, but I wasn't in the mood so went to bed at
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This is a first for me and now I'm worried that I'm ill :undecided: :undecided:
Not feeling meself :uhoh:
Has anyone else suffered anything similar? dunno
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Maybe you were tired? :shock:
Too obvious ??? :dunno: :dunno: :dunno:
(Thats what happens with age)bolt
Quote by optimism
I see what youre saying and i appreciate it, but it was my idea and my mistake, everyone else enjoyed it and want a repeat, all accepting my terms now that they know how i feel, but that makes me the spoilsport now :cry:

Personally i would look at it slightly differently. (Take it, or leave it!)
So everyone calls you a spoilsport? Well, i suppose technically, if we were to look at the word, then you are really. :shock: But who the fuck, gives a fuck ???????
Okay, so you are a fucking spoilsport for not doing what other poeple want you to do. Errrrr, even if that was a correct statement. - So????? You DO, what the fuck YOU, WANT to do. They are in fact DOING exactly what they themselves WANT to do. It just so happens, that your idea of it, is different to there idea of it, and there's more of them. Does NOT mean that their idea of it, is any more right, than your idea is wrong, or vice versa.
Its about learning what respect for other people IS actually all about. Affording them the same level of repect as you would want for yourself. You have to grasp onto your own self respect first.
I would apologise for the swearing if i gave a shit, but just wanted to let you all know that i did think about the apology in the first place.wink
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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Are we there yet?
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innocent
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Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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PS If its Glasgow !!!!!
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Its tonight. Its going to be great fun !!!!!!!!
OH !
I'm not going ! :doh:
You lot have a great time. !!!!!!!!!!!!!! :grin:
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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I'm so looking forward to the Scottish Munch Glasgow (26th March - place still left biggrin ), for a variety of reasons.
a) Its on my own home turf. I don't need to get myself wound up about being in a strange environment.
b) I don't need to spend hours and hours travelling to a venue which is only multi mapped, and those of you who know me, know that i'm a crap navigator rolleyes
c) Its not going to be such a huge financial burden as other munches sometimes have felt.
The fact that there are people out there who are prepared to travel many hundreds of miles to join me in my night out (as i see it), and to be part of the whole experience which ultimately will make my night out a huge success, is quite astounding.
Big munches, little munches, whatever, they ultimately are only as good as the people who are prepared to take the time to attend them. Be there 200 people in a room, or 20, the interaction between us all is what makes the event a success.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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Hi jennaj,
Stick around and enjoy the forum. lol
:welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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sad :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
bluexxx
I am gutted, but it doesn't look likely that i am going to make it down afterall. I could still hang on, but don't think its very fair on everyone else, especially when you have a reserve list of people. Would hate to have to cancel at the last minute and for someone else to miss out on the night.
Can i be first on your list for your next party though? confused
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX
Quote by little gem
And those that think they are too far away to encounter my driving...... think again! It's like Jaws...... just when you thought it was safe.......... !
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At a previous point in my life i worked within a busy maternity unit. Due to the nature of my job, seeing women's "bits" was a necessary part of the job. To be totally honest with everyone, as part of our "job", a look to see that the bits were all in the right places, healthy and disease free was part of the job. We didn't really LOOK as such. The "bits" are checked in a very clinical way, and not in an intimate way at all.
I do remember going to my GP for my own smear testing and being really embarassed at the prospect. redface Thing is, i'd worked with the GP before, and I KNOW that your "bits" aren't part of a discussion pre/during/after the examination. At the end of the day, when you've seen one, you really have seen them all, as it is just part of the job.
Not sure if this will actually help anyone to stop worrying or being embarrassed or not, but hope so a wee bit.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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PS No one gives a shit how much/little/design your hairy bits are !!!! wink
PPS I'm only clinical wearing my uniform :wink: surprisedops: :oops: :shock: :twisted:
Congratulations Little Gem in finally being mobile again. lol :lol: :lol: :lol: (Gem lives nowhere near me, i can afford to congratulate)
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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You lucky things ! I've never been but hope you have a damn good time. Could do with some sun myself. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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I would just like to say a very big thankyou to Steph and Voddy for the organising of such a wonderful munch. It was great to see some old friends and to meet some new friends too. lol
I won't begin to name individuals as i'll likely forget someone, but to all who i met and blethered with it was an absolute pleasure to reacquaint myself with you. To those who i didn't get to blether with, there is always next time. wink
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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Quote by morbiusUK
I had a pair of nipple clamps, and they nearly ripped my nipples off , and so they went in the bin............have to try some others out!

No no no, they were the jump leads Sarah! rolleyes :shock:
OII you, I might be blond but I do know the difference between jump leads and nipple clamps lol :lol:
Aren't nipple clamps those things you use to get a car started that has a flat battery??? confused :?: :twisted: bolt
dunno :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: I thought nipple clamps were multipurpose. :shock: He said they were when he bought me a tumble dryer. :shock:
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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Quote by friendly
have to use next months mortgage payment for Roses for all the munching ladies then

You used the word ladies ! sad
That'll be one less you need to worry about. :twisted:
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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I just do it simple and easy.
Whatever i do, is my business. If i'm with someone, its our business.
I go for the discrete in a big way which means i don't ever see myself being put in that position in the first place. However, Pololady has found herself at the receiving end of a pm where someone has seen fit to use her name as a way of verifying the guy who was doing the shagging. (or have i picked that up all wrong?)
I personally would not give out any information about anyone if it was connected in a purely sexual manner. If there was a safety issue involved, then i would use the very same discretion to ward off someone, but state quite clearly throughout that it is a personal opinion and is from my own experience.
At the end of the day, its only by knowing someone, that you know them. There aren't any shortcuts. The person who sent the pm? Well, i'd tell them to fuck off too. wink
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Seriously! It suddenly occurred to me that I can`t remember seeing any since I was a kid. Why don`t we see white dog crap anymore? Is it something to do with todays dog food, or some kind of global climate change?
Do you think the dogs have noticed? confused:
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Okay, i cheated and did it twice.
First answers based on where i am now. = 71%
Second lot based on where i was 8 months ago = 31%
Thats not a bad learning curve :twisted:
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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I am definately coming for this party. (and my guest) biggrin
And i sooooooooooo want to play at how many orgasms en route. :bounce:
Lots of love,hugs and kisses
Little
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