Thanks so much for the laugh on this just early afternoon Sunday morning :crazy:
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little
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 55
0 miles · Falkirk
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Quote by 69john
Well fair enough I take the point!!! With regards to sex the only way is safe sex not interested in anything else!! I never could understand people not having safe sex whilst swinging however living in the real world It goes on!! I must dash some of us have to work I'll be back!!
69john xx
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Hmmmmmm We'll see!
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX
PS If you do come back,
:welcome: Quote by Lucifer
Come on all you guys up there !!!!!!!
I've known Little for a while now, and believe me, if I lived closer I'd be round quicker than a rat up a drainpipe!
(now where did that expression come from, and is it really appropriate to use here?)
She's a very sexy, intelligent, articulate lady and apparently she's a pretty damned good shag too.
Get those pms going !!!!!
ROFLMAO !!!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: How would you know. You are 500 miles too far away !!!!!! :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: i don't even think your willy stretches that far!
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX
What was wrong with filling the loo with hundreds of candles, filling the bath with lots of warm soapy bubbles. Putting some music on in the background (not in the loo obviously!)
Lazing and relaxing in rose petalled bubbly water, having a bottle of refreshing wine, ciggies to hand (if you smoke) and texting the love of your life with all the above information.
When he comes in to find you lying seductively looking like Aphrodite, hand him the light bulb and tell him to shut the door on the way out !!!
Lots of love,hugs and kisses
Little
XXX
Hope you didn't hurt yourself too badly hon xxx
Lazing and relaxing in rose petalled bubbly water, having a bottle of refreshing wine, ciggies to hand (if you smoke) and texting the love of your life with all the above information.
When he comes in to find you lying seductively looking like Aphrodite, hand him the light bulb and tell him to shut the door on the way out !!!
Lots of love,hugs and kisses
Little
XXX
Hope you didn't hurt yourself too badly hon xxx
i liked the idea of being able to purchase the pins from the munches only for a variety of reasons.
1. There would be no need to set up a huge amount of red tape to purchase them, ie with PO Box numbers etc.
2. Various people can be involved in the selling of them at the munches, and it isn't going to be left to one individual. Surely if we trust individuals enough to let them organise a munch, we trust them enough to take care of the badges/pins, should they so choose. And if they themselves don't want to have yet another responsibility, then there would be someone at the venue i'm sure, who would be happy to oblige.
3. Selling them at munches, does not in any way need the verification that they are, or are not "swingers" who play, or don't play.
4. If you want a badge, and you are not attending a munch, then by default, asking somone who you know (either through swinging or socialising with on a friendship way) would still allow those who don't attend to have a pin.
5. As far as the press go, then if we allow them to attend the munches because they are part of the community, then they should be able to purchase a pin the same as the rest of us, but by selling them only at the munches/parties, the chances of the press ACTUALLY getting hold of them are in my opinion, somewhat lessened.
The way i see it, and this is my personal opinion, is, you either need to have some sort of definitive avenue of purchasing them, or, you open the sale of them to the general public.
They are afterall supposed to be specific to this site, so what would be wrong with parties and munches which are the social events of this site, being the very places where these items are purchased?
Once again, i recognise the diverse views of each of us, and thank goodness each time, that this is exactly why the site itself is so successful.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX
1. There would be no need to set up a huge amount of red tape to purchase them, ie with PO Box numbers etc.
2. Various people can be involved in the selling of them at the munches, and it isn't going to be left to one individual. Surely if we trust individuals enough to let them organise a munch, we trust them enough to take care of the badges/pins, should they so choose. And if they themselves don't want to have yet another responsibility, then there would be someone at the venue i'm sure, who would be happy to oblige.
3. Selling them at munches, does not in any way need the verification that they are, or are not "swingers" who play, or don't play.
4. If you want a badge, and you are not attending a munch, then by default, asking somone who you know (either through swinging or socialising with on a friendship way) would still allow those who don't attend to have a pin.
5. As far as the press go, then if we allow them to attend the munches because they are part of the community, then they should be able to purchase a pin the same as the rest of us, but by selling them only at the munches/parties, the chances of the press ACTUALLY getting hold of them are in my opinion, somewhat lessened.
The way i see it, and this is my personal opinion, is, you either need to have some sort of definitive avenue of purchasing them, or, you open the sale of them to the general public.
They are afterall supposed to be specific to this site, so what would be wrong with parties and munches which are the social events of this site, being the very places where these items are purchased?
Once again, i recognise the diverse views of each of us, and thank goodness each time, that this is exactly why the site itself is so successful.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX
:( :( I seem to be having difficulties placing an ad in the photo ads, so, in here will have to do instead.
I am looking for a straight Shag Friend
aged 30 - 45is in or around the Glasgow area, who not only enjoys the physical company of a woman, but someone who can have a laugh, 
crack a joke or two and have a half decent conversation not based on football or cars :shock: .I am a bubbly person :giggle: , but i also like to have deep and meaningful conversations, i smoke :smoke: , drink socially :beer: and need a shag friend who is not interested in any romantic involvement, something which i dont' want, or have the inclination for. Clock watchers i can't be bothered with either. If you are watching the clock, you aren't enjoying my company, and therefor i won't enjoy yours either. Life is too short for clock watching and timewasters. :small-print:
I am 33, cuddly size 18 with 36 GG boobs :eeek: , auburn hair, 5ft4" in height. PM's most welcome and we can exchange email addresses.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX
Forgot to mention i have an insatiable appetite for nooky, and can be a wee bit greedy! :twisted:
Quote by Kiks
Hey Lucy
Could I be invited pls.
Im new to the scene,so munch seems like better place to start. Besides,not many Scots come to chatroom.
Plz,plz.
Kiks
Hi Kiks,
:welcome: to the
house. There are a number of Scots who use the chatroom, its just a case of being there and getting yourself known to them.Blether in the chatroom, or use the forums, and it won't be long until you are meeting lots of new friends and maybe even having some fun.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX
if payment were to be received at the munches, would it be a big problem??? 
Cash or cheque, you get your pin, money into a bank account.
It also would mean that no one would need to verified etc as the pins are purchaseable from the munches ie. social gatherings.
If you look at the boards, there are certainly enough munches and social events on the calender to allow enough people access to them.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX
Cash or cheque, you get your pin, money into a bank account.
It also would mean that no one would need to verified etc as the pins are purchaseable from the munches ie. social gatherings.
If you look at the boards, there are certainly enough munches and social events on the calender to allow enough people access to them.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX
Quote by tall_dark_n_havesome
From a purely sad perspective, It is interesting to gauge the replies:views ratio of Posts. It would appear that anything above 10% is good!
But can the Mods give the top 10 all time posts in terms of Views to posts???
(Now watch this one bomb!)
If i answer this am i defeating the purpose of letting it bomb?
Little xxx
Quote by freckledbird
Sorry for that Lucifer, glad you took it in the way it was intended, I never meant to criticise you sweetie.
And yes girls, he's lovely, snap him up while he's available
Bev
xx
I tried ! I tried ! :shock:
:violin: But apparently he don't want someone who
:wanker: :upset:Something to do with not strethching that far
: :dunno: :dunno: :gagged: Little :twisted:
Quote by RedHot
Anyway 'tis entirely possible that Little has only had sex once - maybe she got staying power and still going after several years :shock: :twisted:
T-J
Thats it ! Thats it ! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
So, i wasn't pissed after all !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :giggle:
Makes a bloody change then eh?
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
xxx
Quote by dundeecpl
Good luck Alex.
Don't have any miracle tips for you. If i did, i would be using them myself.
Let me know how you get on and how you have managed to keep off them. I could really do with knowing from you
G x
I could tie you up for a couple of weeks, feed you the citrus fruits and keep your mouth clean
erm, okay
okay
Quote by Lucifer
Sex with a condom on doesn't count.
I've really only had sex once. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX
So how did you manage to have 2 kids ????? Either two twins, one was an immaculate conception or the condom broke? I think we should know
:dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: I was pissed !
Little
XXX
See See See
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You can all afford to come to the Scottish munch now
Erm, did i mention when it was ?
March 26th Glasgow - Scottish Munch :twisted:
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Very excited Little :bounce:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
You can all afford to come to the Scottish munch now
Erm, did i mention when it was ?
March 26th Glasgow - Scottish Munch :twisted:
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Very excited Little :bounce:
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