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little
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 55
0 miles · Falkirk

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Erm, did someone mention Febreze ???? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Little
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Thankyou so much you lot !!!
Some fantastic ideas, and i do feel i might be buying the sun for the next few days !!!!!!!!!!!
Is it possible that we could arrange something like a SH holiday for all us single mams and dads ???? Sounds like a damn good idea to me. The thought of spending my time away and having a really awful time like Angel is just not a good thought, and in view of Angel's experience, would really love to avoid it !!!!!!!
Had a look at the web site of the Sun and, you can (if i have read it properly) put the two breaks together and get yourself a full week !!!!
Any more ideas would be appreciated though, keep em coming !!!!!!
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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Who said that mad ? Where did he go confused: Let me at em duel
I'm fine confused Really :upset: Yes, i am :cry:
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Lots of love, :sparring: hugs, :fuckinghell: and kisses, :kick:
Little
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I know that we have just Christmas, and i'm sure that the last thing most of you are thinking about is your summer holidays. confused
For those of you who know a bit about me, you'll know that i am now on my own with my 2 just teenage kids. So i'm relatively skint, on my own, 2 kids, and sooooo looking forward to some kind of summer break with them. :bounce:
I know i'm not the only single parent out there, so was hoping that you might have some suggestions on a half decent break which isn't going to break the bank. Also, am hoping that someone might be able to advise on where to go with activites or whatever to keep us all amused.
I know its months and months away, but the financial side of it is forcing me to look at it now rather than wait and not be able to afford it at all. I do really want it to be successful for all of us, since it will be the first holiday on our own.
Looking forward to some really good ideas. lol
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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Me ! Me ! Me ! Can I be in the Harem worship ???? Your every wish shall be catered for. Your every desire met. passionkiss
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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Just a small matter of 500 or so miles !!!!!
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Hello and :welcome:
Lots of love,hugs and kisses,
Little
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Quote by freckledbird
my hubby used to work with a fella whose wife fancied some black dick. so he waited till he was hard then wrapped black tape around it :shock:
finished up in hospital confused

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Not the kind of sticky situation he wanted to be in i'm sure.!
Lots of love,hugs and kisses
Little
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You don't even have your name down for the Munch :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: dunno dunno dunno dunno dunno :eeek: :eeek:
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Quote by PMUSICMAN
Have we deteriorated so much as a nation up here it takes four months to arrange to meet our friends for a drink?No disrespect to those who are arranging the munch, but more as a comment to the others .....we know that swingers are a lot thinner on the ground up 're not enjoying the clubs or contacts here there are further southso I must admit I'm amazed at the reluctance up here to get together socially on a more regular basis or keep in touch as groups or crack if we don't want to meet up with one another at least for a cupof tea1Would it not be more logical to try and form our own social group up here. Guess I could arrange a good drink up in 24 hrs!!!

To be honest pmusicman, i find your post somewhat offensive. To begin with, the deterioration of our country really has little if anything to do with the Scottish Swinging Scene. I refuse to be drawn into a debate about why it is deteriorating either, since this is neither the time or the place for such discussions.
With regards to meets for cups of tea etc, once again, i find myself at a loss as to where you are finding a problem. I have made many friends through this site and we do indeed blether on a regular basis. In fact, we have even been known to have a meal out as a purely social event. :shock:
Your thoughts on the Scottish munch are obviously without grounds, and i realise that i'm being somewhat confrontational in that statement. There are many reasons for the date of the McMunch being when it is, and i really don't feel the need for a lenthy discussion on the ins and outs of that either. The organiser of the Scottish munch is a well respected member of this site, and is doing a wonderful job to ensure that all the guests are catered for, are safe, and enjoy the munch in a true Scottish Hospitality sort of way.
I do hope to meet you at the Scottish munch if for no other reason than to :kick: and then passionkiss.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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Thoroughly looking forward to a wonderful event being held in Glasgow March 26th wink
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Have fun, and have a blether. !!!!
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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Quote by numnum
I think we should all put our la la ears on, I can do a mean tinky winki impression would that be ok rolleyes wink

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You know you make me wanna.................. :gagged: whip
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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Whatever
Congratulations! You scored 64!
Thing is, you don't have to go out of your way to prove anything. You are who you are, whether or not someone else thinks its lame. You aren't obsessed with being 'cool' or with it. You like what you like, you do what you do, and there isn't some incessant need to impressive everyone. You care about what makes you happy, for now, fuck everything else. cheers to ya!
Told you i was selfish innocent
Little
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Quote by MrFC
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station toilet because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress £5000. Tux rental -£100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood - all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day break requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is for three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can"do" your nails with a pocketknife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

ROFL !!!! In my next life, i might come back as a man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then again ???? nnnnnaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh !
Lots of love, hugs and kisses,
Little
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"Happy Birthday to you,
Hapy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear steve...............
Happy Birthday to you "
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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Quote by cu3b4ll
Try this for ham wink

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BIN !
If you decide to have one, can i join in too.
Would love to ride on the back of a bike.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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Makes a change from being called one ffs !
Quote by t&t
If he persists tell him that he will have to go and act elsewhere . Tell him your house is going into improv theatre and has no place for his brand of thespian.

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But now I'm thinking ........ maybe I could have a Ham Party? :undecided:

LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Although the bin still looks good !
...................................and THE SCOTTISH MUNCH IN MARCH
being held in Glasgow, 26th March, Easter weekend, fantastic venue, wonderful dj.
Oh, did i mention i'll be there ? lol
Little
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Quote by davej
This sounds like fun (god knows I could do with some!)......now for the dumbass question, how do we hide our identity? do we all have to re-register? is it in the chatroom? will we all meet at a pub dressed in giant pieces of cardboard or will we have to re-enact the avatar for real, in which case, bagsy not being DaveJ!
I'm confused already.....so just count me in and give me instructions redface

why not..I tried yours

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OOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Little
i know just the thing to cheer you up
a nice deep bubble bath scented candles music and a crate of wine
then come here for a good blether
voddy xxxxx

You know me tooooooooooooooo well !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! drinkies :giggle:
Quote by ajg426
i do but i am too far away evil

I travel and have been known for the occasional adventure lol
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Anyone fancy a shag? :twisted: wink
Little
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When you coming down this way ? I'm good at therapeutic shags :therethere: hump :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
OMG ! You think i'm in need of therapy!
On my way :twisted: bolt
Emotions in check, thoughts assimilated.
Thanks everyone. passionkiss
Anyone fancy a shag? :twisted: wink
Little
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Icepie, i'm not sure i'll be able to go for my messages in the same light now. Its such a way out theory, and yet simplicity itself. It might work !!!!! :shock:
Lots of love,hugs and kisses passionkiss
Little
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Quote by johnneuk1
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everybody likes to belong somewhere ,family groups are part of being human even if you did,nt feel right with his family you were still part of group and must have had some
good times now your not and can,t be so as they saying gose you never know what you got till its gone' even if you did,nt want to be there you could its gone
confused: hope makes some sence to you as lost myself there rolleyes redface
have fun wink

To be honest, its probably got more to do with - having spent years objecting to certain aspects of behaviour, the lack of tolleration for others, and the disrespectful manner in which we were all treated. In one foul swoop, its all been thrown out !
I will not accept unacceptable behaviour. Simple. (Unacceptable behaviour being of my own definition and requires no justification) My ex, has shown, through his actions that he doesn't find the behaviour uncacceptable. What bothered me was, did he ever really find it unacceptable in the first place????
Anyways, he hasn't acted any different to how i should have expected. Just leaves me with the job of trying to get the kids to see and look at what they find acceptable or not. But then, i'll not be worrying about the kids either, they have there heads screwed on.
I just screw.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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Just to remind you !
SCOTTISH MUNCH 26TH MARCH ! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Not that i'm excited you understand innocent
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Quote by dambuster
*ahem*
Not all arsehole ex's are male
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OMG ! :doh:
Maybe he sees me as the arsehole ex ! :shock: :shock:
Then again, i couldn't give a shit. :twisted: innocent :giggle:
Lots of love, hugs and kisses to all ex's passionkiss
Little
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