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my hubby used to work with a fella whose wife fancied some black dick. so he waited till he was hard then wrapped black tape around it :shock:
finished up in hospital
Quote by PMUSICMAN
Have we deteriorated so much as a nation up here it takes four months to arrange to meet our friends for a drink?No disrespect to those who are arranging the munch, but more as a comment to the others .....we know that swingers are a lot thinner on the ground up 're not enjoying the clubs or contacts here there are further southso I must admit I'm amazed at the reluctance up here to get together socially on a more regular basis or keep in touch as groups or crack if we don't want to meet up with one another at least for a cupof tea1Would it not be more logical to try and form our own social group up here. Guess I could arrange a good drink up in 24 hrs!!!
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I think we should all put our la la ears on, I can do a mean tinky winki impression would that be ok![]()
Quote by MrFC
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station toilet because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress £5000. Tux rental -£100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood - all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day break requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is for three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can"do" your nails with a pocketknife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
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If he persists tell him that he will have to go and act elsewhere . Tell him your house is going into improv theatre and has no place for his brand of thespian.
Quote by davej
This sounds like fun (god knows I could do with some!)......now for the dumbass question, how do we hide our identity? do we all have to re-register? is it in the chatroom? will we all meet at a pub dressed in giant pieces of cardboard or will we have to re-enact the avatar for real, in which case, bagsy not being DaveJ!
I'm confused already.....so just count me in and give me instructions
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everybody likes to belong somewhere ,family groups are part of being human even if you did,nt feel right with his family you were still part of group and must have had some
good times now your not and can,t be so as they saying gose you never know what you got till its gone' even if you did,nt want to be there you could its gone: hope makes some sence to you as lost myself there
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have fun