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little
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 55
0 miles · Falkirk

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Quote by dambuster
Two polar bears.
One on the North Pole
One on the South Pole
As the world rotates, when they pass each other
They shout
"RADIO"

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OMG Dambuster !!!!!!!!!!!! That is sooooooooooooo funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lots of love, hugs and kisses,
Little
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(When you lot find the punchline will you let me know please, cause i just don't get it :silly: )
Quote by Sexysteph
Little could it be that he is just such an insensitive Jerk which explains him as an EX?
You are worth far more than him honey....... I understand that the kids liked being with his parents but for him to ring you and rub it in is selfish and juvenile. Sorry babe but you are better off without him. and I am really really glad that you had a great time yourself doing YOUR thing.
You are one of the nicest kindest people I have chatted to and I can only wish for you the very best life can bring. Happy New Year Honey.
Sorry I cant relate to what you described cos if it had been me I would have sweetly and eloquently told him to go forth and multiply using a less favourable form of language. Take care honey catch you in the chat room

Thanks Steph,
Looking at things the way i do, i always look to see why something bothers me. It bothered me, becuase ultimatley it was yet another dig at me for whatever reason. Insensitive? Do you know him by any chance? He can't help it, its just who he is, which is exactly why he is my ex.
Still hard sometimes brushing it off, even when i know, that he really isn't being spiteful or a bastard, but just totally and completely insensitive to anyone and everyone around him.
Lesson learned for today? - When someone is who they are, don't expect them to act in a different way to who they are in the first place. Then you won't be disappointed. lol
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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PS I know what i mean ! :bounce:
Quote by Sexysteph
Had a repy - he's taking a time out but is ok. He just needs a bit of space and send happy new year greetings

Send him a big passionkiss from me Steph.
You have no idea the relief i feel knowing i didn't eat him blink
Then again.................................................... blast :rascal:
bolt Little
I've noticed he hasn't been about for a while either. :shock:
OMG, maybe he was mistakenly eaten with all the festivities. :eeek:
Do you think a new avatar would help ? dunno
Little :silly:
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dunno mad dunno mad dunno mad :boxing: mad :boxing: mad dunno mad dunno mad
I'm not one for really making any new years resolutions cuase i can't help thinking that when i don't succeed at them, i have sort of failed. So, rather than fail, i don't make any per se.
However, i was asked what my resolutions were. I responded with "to have fun, be happy, and not to let the world pull me down." This isn't really a New Year resolution, its just how i generally try to live my life.
Minutes after saying this, the telephone rang. It was my ex telling me about what a wonderful time the kids and him had had at his mam and dads on Ne'er day. I don't have an issue with any of them having good time at all, thats what life should be about. And, whats good for the goose, is good for the gander. I have had a great few days, why shouldn't they???
Thing is, i felt my blood boil. I have never felt like part of his side of the family, even after a 20 year relationship. Through our marriage, that feeling caused some problems which i will be honest and say, some of my issues were justified and some perhaps not so justifiable. There was even a time when his side of the family didn't see any of us, including their grandchildren for nearly 10 years.
Why am i so damn angry??? Why is it bothering me soooo much, especially as it goes against my thinking of trying not to let the world pull me down??? We aren't together any more, so whats the problem? dunno
I know that within these rooms there are soooo very many different and varied lives. I am really just wondering if anyone else can relate to where i am at?
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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My ex used to call his willy "bob" !!!
It usually went along the lines of "******, come here and suck my bob!"
Lots of love, hugs and kisses wink
Little
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
I might not don my kilt but If I dont wear underwear........does it still count???

Will your clothing allow for easy access? dunno
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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Quote by dambuster
Dambuster wrote
"Having made an arse of myself over Cq's use of stookie , I dare not ask, or comment redface redface redface "
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: Can't imagine you making an arse of yourself.
Was it painful? :moon: whip
LIttle bolt

Could always supply him with a downie to sit on if it was painful ;)
a fluffed up one at that lol lol :twisted:
lucy :P
OK; let me get this right.
If I fall painfully on my arse, while stroking my, Cq's or someone elses stookie, little may or may not find it funny; and Miss Weebaps will let me sit on her downie??
Is that close?
I really must get up there more.
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Think that just about sums it up :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: wink
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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You're frustrated ????
Is there anything i can help with ? :twisted: :giggle:
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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So I won't be buying a new hat then ? dunno
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Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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Is someone needing a hand to get to a pitch???
I'm always happy to provide a helping hand :twisted:
or two redface
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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Quote by steveg_nw
I'll sing to Wishy!

Favouritism eh?????
Steve
Moi? dunno You should know me by now Steve, everyone gets everything in equal quantities. :twisted: If you have something that makes you cry, let me know. I'm always happy to oblige. lol
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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Quote by Marcuso
Anyone wanting to carshare from East Midlands and save on costs, just send me a PM and you can come in mine.
Marcuso
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If they are coming in your car, do you provide wipes, or should they bring there own? dunno
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little :twisted:
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The thoughts expressed here are great and show such diverse views which is why I for one keep on coming back in here.
Each of us with the different perspectives on things making life interesting and in some cases tollerable. Each of our emotions can be expressed quite differently also, and is it at all possible to put a definitive definition on an emotion??
When i say "happy", it will mean something entirely different to someone else. My happiness could be representative of someone else's complete unhappiness. My "sadness" could again be someone else's happiness. Since these words are used to form in others' mind an impression of how we feel, they can never truly be an expression of who we are. No other can really appreciate what the feeling is, since the words are based upon our perspectives.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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Quote by gae
breathe kenny, breathe!

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Aren't we all just bloody lucky to have found one another ?
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Little
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Pure class !
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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Without differing perspectives on things life would be very dull indeed. There is nothing wrong with arguments so long as each person continually reminds themselves that there own perspective may not be the right perspective, and that the other person has the right to hold their perspective.
Respecting each other just for who we are seems to be the rule of positive arguments. When bitching comes into play usually the initial issues of the argument are lost and things which are said plummet to digs and insults. No one gets anywhere with this and causes rifts and arguments of a different nature.
So let free speech continue, in an open and honest atmosphere with respect of one another being of paramount importance. lol
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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Quote by snapyou
Hi There,
DEFINATELY no fees..just for some pre Xmas fun with a greedy girl!!!
Cheers!

Am i reading this all wrong, but are you not a guy???????? dunno
Little
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Quote by lucyweebaps
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How can we refuse now lol lol
Suppose we could always sing to wishy rolleyes as he loves Karaoke ;) lol

I'll sing to Wishy! Might even bring a tear to his eye! :upset: :violin:
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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What do you think Lucy? Shall i practise Bohemian Rhapsody or should i maybe not bother? dunno :evil2: :giggle:
Dambuster wrote
"Having made an arse of myself over Cq's use of stookie, I dare not ask, or comment redface redface redface "
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: Can't imagine you making an arse of yourself.
Was it painful? :moon: whip
LIttle bolt
Quote by Dawn_Mids
hello im divorced looking for females for sexy fun i used to be a stripper have been in pornos and loads of mags im up for anything you all beleive a scotsman wears nothing under his kilt it,s true lang may your lum reek . my love is like a red red rose . rabbie burns

Just out of curiosity, why does being a stripper or taking parts in pornos make any difference to your ablity to swing dunno
Ah Ha,
Maybe its because ...............................
erm..........................
erm..........................
dunno rolleyes
Little
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Quote by lucyweebaps
As there is going to be a disco/karaoke on the night :high-smile:
It has been said by some in fact quite a few that they are not so fussed on karaoke! :karaoke:
What do you guys think perhaps just the disco would be best? Your opinions are important ! either is fine by us biggrin
Lucy/Ken xxxx

worship worship worship worship worship worship I've thought long and hard. wink
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LIttle
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Quote by kenny leggat
biggrin would love to come to your munch and meet you all im easy going and funny but it all depends if im home from work were you having it the hilton or the blytheswood hotel glesga is a kool city :P live for today worry about tomorrow kenny scotland

:doh: Why do i get the feeling you haven't been around for a long time? evil
Little
Looks like a damn fine line up to me.
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We need more ! There is loads more room. Come on people. A night out, Glasgow City Centre, me on karaoke, what else do you need for a good night out ????? eh ??????
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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Quote by dundeecpl
If your needing help from ruffle uppers wink
lol lol

Well you could be our fluffer :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
xx
Del and Gill

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Well its a tough job, but someone has to do it. !
Lots of love hugs and kisses
Little
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I'm no wanker. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I strum. :twisted:
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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PS Sarge, do you need volunteers to organise the bath munch. I could bring the soap or the shower gel, whichever suits really. I'm easy.
Quote by neilinleeds
bloody hell debs! smackbottom
i was just about to tell marms to remove that piccie this instant, but you've quoted it now so a bit bloody late eh? i don't usually pull faces like that honest! redface redface redface
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