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Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 55
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Do you need a volunteer to make the bed ? :twisted: wink
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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Quote by JGL
Hi ya,
Put me down on the list. thats if there are any more spaces, if not place me on the reserves.
will be nice to see you pair again, i can't look at light fittiing in the sanmw way anymore!!!!
JGL

Now I am intrigued :!: :shock: :shock: confused confused
Little
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334.3 m lol lol lol
Kept me amused for ages did this :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by fifteenthousandnow
early morning on the 9th of december????? confused

Just sat for 10 minutes trying to work out the chances of a first post being the winner!!!!!!!!!!! :doh: :doh: :doh:
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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Quote by althepale
looking for someone for4 sex i have no idea what i want but looking like pregnant women but that not the norm i want to give oral and recive it as well so if any women intrested then pm me sp we can get know each other better

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Quote by neilinleeds
thanks for the invite lucy biggrin biggrin biggrin
oooo i've not been to glasgow for bloody years. i'll have to bring me rucksack and stock up at the butchers for me mam or she'll never forgive me, tho quite what i'm gonna say when she asks what i was doing in glasgow buying beef ham and lorn sausage i dunno. not yer usual munch souvenirs but hey! biggrin
damn i'm counting down already. addictive these things eh? be good to meet the scottish contingent! biggrin
neil x x x ;)

We also have ready supplies of a mean hangover cure ! wink
Lot of love hugs and kisses
Little
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Quote by JudyTV
I was somewhat concerned by my extremely low percentage after my initial participation in this light hearted test so I decided to take the test again. In fact I took the test several times and after answering either yes or no to what appeared to be some fairly borderline questions arrived at some very differing percentages. most of the questions make little difference to your score whether you answer yes or no, however, certain questions are apparently key and change the score dramatically. After experimenting and using a mean average I now come out at about 20%. Still disgraceful but less disgraceful than the original 8%. I know its just a bit of fun but I had an hour to spare so I did a re-evaluation, rather glad I did now :P .
Judy

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Its toooooooooooo late lol lol lol lol lol We all know how kinky you really are now Judy.
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Lots of love, hugs and kisses passionkiss
Little
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:angel: 55% pure redface redface
Quote by little gem
This sounds like a fantastic excuse to put our names down for the scottish munch! lol Not that we're a pair of right tarts or anything! lol

I've looked ! Over and over. And i still can't see your name for the Scottish munch ! :crazy:
Does that mean you are coming ? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Say yes. Say yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! Never mind Neil, he's quoted himself as saying he never cums anyways. Perhaps the Scottish air might help. :twisted: lol
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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Quote by dundeecpl
:high-smile: :high-smile: :high-smile: PARTY :high-smile: :high-smile: :high-smile:

We would like to invite anyone that is attending the Scottish munch to a pre munch party. This will be held on Friday 25th March at our home.
It will be a bring a bottle party and people will be welcome to stay over. Obviously beds will be limited but we do have floor space.
Anyone interested in joining us please PM us.
If you are on the list for the Scottish Munch, feel free to join us.
Gill & Del x

Gill and Del,
Can't believe you are doing this to me :shock: Here was me thinking a totally sober, unhangovered Scottish munch ! drinkies
Okay, you have persuaded me. :giveup: Can i cum too ? :giggle:
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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I'm somewhere between "Glorious" and "Good God!" depending on the make. wink
Alternatively, a good hand holds them up nicely to. lol

Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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Welcome ! So you have found the more relaxed and laid back forum then! No-one ever sleeps in here and there is loads of cumming and going, gentle banter and down right rudeness. lol lol lol lol lol I'm sure you'll fit right in.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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Did someone mention karaoke? me me, can i have a shot? A couple of drinkies and i'll be singing away like a linty.
Oh, just thought, i need to read the words. blink blink blink
I'll need to think about this ! bolt

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Lots of love hugs and kisses
Little
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wave wave wave boink wave wave wave boink wave wave wave boink wave wave wave boink
OOOOOOOHHHHHHH MMMMMMYYYYYYYYYY
There are loads of singles cumming. :shock: :shock: :shock: :twisted: lol
I take it that couples just can't stand the Scottish pace. :shock: 69position hump blast
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poke Come on you lot !!!!! I know you can take the pace !!!!!!!!!!!!! lol lol lol lol
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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Promise to be gentle with ya wink
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I think that there would be quite a few scottish women who relate to this post.
I mean, i don't relate to it as such. I just can see where he is coming from in a seen that sort of way.
I think i've said enough.
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Quote by mongoose
For All that are excited!!
The Munch for all intents and purposes WILL be a birthday party,There will be a mixture of people there,a Disco,dancing and chatting getting to know people that you havn't met.
Like at every party if you 'Click' (good Glasgow word) then good for you,if you get invited back to someones 'EMPTY' (another good phrase) Then so be it and good luck.
From what I see there will be some dissapointed people,but thats the way it goes at every social night,the only difference here is you have a better chance of something than normal but it is NOT Guarenteed.
See You there
The Mongoose

Mongoose,
I've just read this and feel you have missed the point of a munch entirely !!!!! "A better chance of something than normal", refers to what exactly? You seem to be under an illusion that by turning up you're chances of having sex will be increased. I hate to burst your bubble, but this just isn't the case at all.
I go to a munch to meet with the people who i have spent time getting to know on the forum and in the chatrooms. I get to put faces to the names. I get to have a laugh face to face with the people i have been laughing with online. Sex, may or may not come into the equation, but it certainly is not the reason for my attending.
I have to say to that I admire Lucy immensely for taking on the task of organising this event. I'm sure it must be an incredible responsibility. Posts such as the one quoted, must only make the job so much harder, since you are quite clearly posting without any knowledge of what the essence of a munch is truly about.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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I love history. From all eras, and like nothing more than trapsing round a ruin. What i have learned though, is that history is written by the victors, and so is always going to be one sided. The truth isn't always how it appears to be.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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Something in the air today????
OMG :!:
If i get any worse, i'll need to go lie down !!! :twisted: lol
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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Quote by celticq
It is much worse than you think! I have got my pants lol But I have lost my wiggliness sad

CQ - with very unwiggly pants

If i just placed my hands, just under, yes ........ there !!!!!
And wobbled a bit, perhaps a small massage might be in order. dunno
She might wiggle then.
In fact
I'm damn sure she would ! :twisted: lol
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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I would prefer her without personally. :moon: sillyhwoar: , do we have to look for them? dunno
But thats just my opinion wink
Lots of love, hugs and kisses passionkiss
Little
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Oh the day just gets better and better. !!!!!
Welcome back Neil, or not !!!!! wink
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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Thankyou Thankyou Thankyou Thankyou
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I am delighted that SH, the anonymous admin and the powers that be, have removed the verification system from the chatroom.
I don't know what else to say, i'm speechless. :shock:
But i'm soooooooooo happy lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
With all my love, hugs and kisses
Little
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Quote by AndyS-NE
could this thread......... nah... that'd just be silly...... but I don't suppose.... there's a possibility.... that maybe............................. it could run and catch up with the 'sh clock' thread?!?!?!? :shock:

IGive it another day and this thread will be the record holder - can it reach 100 pages though - thats the reall question.
Imagine that 100 pages of sheer unadultarated bollox (well if you excuse the first coupleof pages) redface
The first 49 pages !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
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i find it incredibly sad that we are now 47 pages into this discussion and still no further forward. I'm sorry that i feel that the integrity of the site which i thought was based enitrely on openess and honesty is proving itself to be not of that nature.
The verification thread was dealing with some real issues by the people posting, and asking real and valid questions, or, requesting that concerns raised be explained. All of this has been done in an open, respectful and honest way.
The fact that we are all still awaiting some sort of response is fueling the debate about there being alternative theories behind the implementation and quite frankly, is now also leading me to a similar conclusion. Since there has been no response, it seems obvious that an alterior motive is in the working.
The integrity of this site, which i have never before questioned, as i have never had to, as the intergrity has always been open and honest, now has me questioning that very principle. What is this site without integrity????
I haven't posted very much of late, as i have felt that until answers are forthcoming, my opinion is irrelevant anyway. There isn't any point to post something where opionions are blatantly ignored.
The other point i would like to make, and this is without any critisism to anybody at all, is that to get anywhere, we have to stick with this issue.
To allow our views to wander onto other ways in which to fulfill verification systems only detracts our attention away from the issue at hand. Some of the ideas have been well worth thinking about, but until we have a move forward within this debate regarding verification, and the entire integrity of this site, then discussion is pointless.
With all my love hugs and kisses
Little
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The one when i was there in body, but my body didn't feel a thing :shock:
Never knew till then that the one size fits all condom was a lie. !!!! biggrin biggrin
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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My experience of the ad system and the lets meet up is really quite frustrating.
I am a size 18. I have big boobs. I state this quite clearly in all my ads. I dont' have an issue with my size, build or my boobs, but feel that since not i'm not everyone's cup of tea, its only fair and avoids timewasting by being honest from the beginning.
I get quite annoyed when i have spent time getting to know someone. Exchanged emails, blethered on msn and then we exchange pics, only to be told that i'm not the right size or a bit too big for there liking. Its as though what i have just said comes as a surprise. :shock:
So reading someone's ad is all important. It saves an awful lot of time and embarrassment for everyone. I don't mind if when we meet up we don't click, this is afterall just natural and human nature that not everyone will click. At least we can have a laugh and build a friendship along the way, as has happened on a few occasions.
As for replying, i do if they have done as i have asked them to do. Thats my only criteria for replying. Send a willy pic which hasn't been requested, and i'll not reply. If i find someones ad to be offputting in a certain way, but they have done as i have requested, i will reply with a, you might try this sort of thing.
Ultimatley, if people respect my wishes, then i will repay that with respect back.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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How far away is Glasgow???
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Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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So the problems we had, have now increased.
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Little
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Sorry to edit you little.
I think your post has just put something into perspective for me. Thank you.
Apologies for being in a shallow frame of mind today. I just wanna shag.
Edit away Dambuster.
A shag. Thats all i want too hon. :twisted: lol
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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Bloody hell confused
So glad i just use Tesco's delivery service !
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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So the problems we had, have now increased.
The divisions are becoming apparent.
Adult conversation over a simple "+", are causing debate which is a circular debate, in that its not getting anywhere. So the division itself is caused.
The introduction of the "+" for whatever reason, or for whatever it means, is causing a division not just within the confines of the chatroom. You can read the beginnings of the division, you can see, the dividing lines becoming apparent in there nature.
What for?
Who wins?
Even if, there was a full scale solid argument published on this forum on behalf of the "+", the "+" has achieved, by its nature, the division it was evidently never meant to make.
There is no question in my mind, that the "+" being introduced for whatever reason, for whatever validation is, by the very fact of its introduction a division of some sort.
Go back to the ethos of this site.
Tolleration.
Of who? what? why? What is the purpose of the ethos?
Respect.
Of who? what? why? What is the purpose of the ethos?
The "+" signifies SOMETHING. The significance of the something, is in itself almost irrelevant. As adults, we will find, and make use of all of our abilites to find holes, split hairs etc. We will make a point of attaching significance to things which we identify as being true and real.
SOMETHING is therefor flawed. "Something" is going against what some individuals feel to be the ethos of the group.
Just becuase i may not claim to understand it, doesn't mean that i am wrong/ right. Just because those who are "for" the system, don't understand why others are "against" the system, DOES NOT mean that the argument against is wrong. It means that all our interpretations of SOMETHING is different.
This post is neither for or against any argument, i have made my views and opinions known elsewhere in this thread.
The essence of my argument is the SOMETHING. Quite simple in its nature. Quite relevant to me. Just because you may read this, and not understand it, does not mean, that i am wrong, neither does it mean, that you are right. It simply means that we don't understand one another.
If we can agree that we understand, that we each have differences, then we are moving forward. The circle is no longer a circle, but instead, takes on a bigger persona. It could even become spherical in nature.
To agree to disagree is an adult thing. To be adult, means that you have an objectivity about you. I believe i am being objective in my opinions. I believe i am open minded to everything.
Whilst the SOMETHING remains in place. The chatroom has no alternative but to be, in some form or another, an expression of division of something.
And if i'm talking pish, in your opinion, which is fine, then the arguments and the divisions will only intensify. If anybody understands the points above, then they will also see where the "againsts" are coming from. If you can't understand, it doesn't mean you are wrong, it just means that you can't see it.
The only solution to prevent divison from increasing in its nature, is for us all to listen to one another and agree to disagree. However, the only step for a reconcilliation is to look at the source of the initial division.
With all my love, hugs and kisses
Little
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