Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
londonsnglmale
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 43
0 miles · Greater London

Forum

i expected the sub titles to hold the joke when they came on, didnt expect that "twist"
Great biggrin
Hmm, for those that dont know Kangaroo is a new member and he says his forum name, and avatar are aplay on words for his real name.
I thought iy might be a good exercise to waste some time at work to try and work it out.
So far:
Joey, Joseph, Ron, Kanga are no goers.
Any other suggestions, drawn a blank here dunno
hmmm, yeah this seems quite strange, because most people say safe sex always and that they go to parties and dont do it seems strange to me.
Does safe sex include the Pill? and that safe actually means i dont want to get pregnant
Because to me safe sex is wearing a condom so STDs are not passed, assuming there is one present, where obviously if there arent then there is no need for the protection.
Good ramble ramble...
But i hope you get what i am asking
Quote by rebecca_uk_tv
as we all know females are the weaker sex (YEAH RIGHT) so being the Mr. Muscles that I am

Sure that wasnt the reason???? biggrin Mr Muscles and all that
Quote by Sappho
Ah, stuff it! Red Stiletto has it down pat:
its horrible being new
so stop moaning and get posting and replieing to threads
and come get to know us all

Misschief, I loved the way you spelt anonymity - exactly the way I usually pronounce it when I've had a glass or two! It's one of the hardest words to say without any moistening!

Is this a continuation from the female ejaculation topic, or have i read it wrong?
As for the original point, i think the general impression people have when they first join a site like this is the "easy buck" situation. Where the person assumes they will get something for nothing. It seems thats what the problem is with these newbies ( not that i am an Uber poster of course smile )
Like someone said above its all about patience. Thats all i can say really
edit...
I seem to come across like a foutain of knowledge, i dont mean to i am just relaying what impression i get from the topics i have read
As a newbie and a culprit of the press esq topics, i do appologise i am just curious and an inquisitive person, i was just wondering how swinging works, as i would like to do it but dont know what to do, so i thought i would just ask a few ice breakers to try and gain recognition and also learn something.
So thats me......
I was at uni, well uni hadnt started then, i was just early in my new student house, jumping on all the beds to see which one was the best biggrin, first one there so i had the house to myself.
I just happened to turn on the telly, because i was bored, had had enough of jumping, and the bbc guy had said a plane had crashed in to the WTC, my first reaction, and its been said on here already, was that it was a light aircraft sessner or something, but after about 5 minutes it was clear that it wasn't.
It was a very upsetting day, i still have the newspapers of that day, (12th sept bought) and i look at them overy so often. I have started to buy times and the sun for every major event, so i can read them when i am in a lowly mood.....
steve_nw:
ah well maybe thats where i read it. There is so much to read i dont know who wrote them. redface
surreycouple2003:
Na thats a good point i guess you wouldn't wink
although i this may come out in a bad way i dont mean it, but....
You're obviously bias towards your own parties, seeing as they're yours, but then i know from what i have read your parties are regarded as pretty good so its ok i guess...
lol :lol:
Yeah thats one thing i have noticed about this site and mainly the forum is the "love that is being spread around" what i mean by that is everyone seems really nice and genuine and all that palavar.
Its good that you guys are happy to give advice, no doubt some users of other forums on the net would just look down their noses at topics like this and also some of the topics i have created these past few days.
Whats also great is the fact that there are so many people on whilst i am at work, which gives me a break from the monotamy of web site programming....... (god i must sound really dull, esp that i cant spell smile, i try not to be though :P ) and allows me to "speak" to other people by posting to topics and such.........
I'm babling.... sorry :)
hey wow, well done, is it some crappy one or is it actually one thats good?
(i just know that sometimes winning stuff means you get the shit models)
and dont forget the dressing gown and twirling with the hair.
Oh and if he asks for a cup of tea, be sure to drop in "is that all you wank? oh sorry i mean want?"
hmmmm, sounds to me like maybe it was a bit of a cover up.
But then i dont know the guy so i cant really judge....
There was a young lady from Devon
Who placed an ad on Swinging Heaven
She got no replies, at least none that wern't lies,
Now thats why they call it swinging heaven!
There was a young lady from Devon
Who placed an ad on Swinging Heaven
She got one from kevin who said he was shaven,
But actualy had a bear in his trousers!
^-- Abit weak i would have to say but hey, havent done one of these for years smile
So.....
For all the poeple that have yet to reply and that have already replied, would you consider yourselves successful swingers?
Hey guys,
Just a quick question, i have already asked a question about successfull swinging, and i would just like to know when you all started, if no one minds telling me, i would like to start but haven't i am 22.
...
hmmm, i like the idea of not going to work after a heavy night, but then i also like the idea of not going to work.....
Hmmm, i need to retire, and i have only started work lol
hey guys, and hey devs, new to this also, so i might as well say something as you did.
I'm Andy
22 from london
Just graduated and working full time, argh!!!! lol
Yeah its a nice morning down here in london, although i am at work and have been for a few hours :cry: ah well finish at 6
at the moment i work for as a web developer....
(had to name drop there lol )
Been working and living in london for a few months now, loving the job and the city!!