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lyns
3 weeks ago
Bi-curious Female, 44
Bi-curious Male, 48
0 miles · Bristol

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Quote by TanKinky
Now listen up, as founder of the SHadies, there will be no SHadies orgies unless they're expressly authourised by myself.
I expressly authorise a SHadies orgy. :rascal:
It makes me feel important, ok? lol

:jagsatwork: aye aye cap'ain hump
What she said :giggle:
Quote by noladreams30
To the SHadies.....
fancy an all girl orgy!!
:inlove:

:bounce: count me in sillyhwoar: :twisted:
Quote by noladreams30
Losing 5lbs!!
Yippppeeeeee! :happy:

Well done nola kiss
Thats me mrs B scared of rejection. Must start to deal with it at some point... but I guess it comes wit confidence.
to many to choose from but if I had to whittle it down it would be.
1. My Fair Lady
2. Annie
3. Grease
Im sure once i've been to see mamma mia it will slide into my top three as the stage version was fantastic.
Personally I would never make the first move!. I don`t have the confidence to do so. Have seen a few people at socials and thought sillyhwoar: but would never act on it unless they acted first! Maybe thats why meets are a little thin on the ground lately!!!
I have one cup of coffee when I get up in the morning.
Going to a singing picnic with my daughter and her school choir along with 2500 other children :shock:. I spent the day singing along to silly childish songs complete with the actions, then seeing myself on the local news prancing about redface
Teletubbies redface
Time for tubby bye bye
Time for tubby bye bye
Quote by Freckledbird
while i understand your anger at those whom you think are claiming frauduently, do you know the whole facts, or just what mr smith told mrs jones and mrs toms cat told the neighbour?
i blame the government for allowing these claims to take place.
regarding incapacity benefit, they issue the benefit, but no conditions, eg, attend AA, lose weight, councelling etc etc then if you can stay on it for 26 plus weeks it goes up considerably. incentive?? none, other than you dont get the passport benefits, eg free glasses, dental treatment, medication.
if you think someone is claiming fraudently then report them, dont think someone else has or should.
i personally feel that no money should be issued, but vouchers for food, electric, etc should be issued, at a set amount for set foods. budgeting and cooking skills given. that way no bad diets, no smoking, drinking etc, if you want that get a job.
i know when i say that i get battered by many.
the social system was ment to be a safety net, not a fun trampoline.
those in need we need to help.
xx fem xx

You won't get any argument from me for any of that :thumbup:
Or me :thumbup:
I particulary like the idea of vouchers instead of money. I live in a "deprived" area and nothing makes me more angry than parents telling their children off for asking for sweets, complaining they don't have 30p for a packet of sweets but spending £5 on a packet of cigarettes!!.
Can't be of much help but wanted to send you some hugs :therethere: kiss cos I know how horrid thrush is.
My doc did tell me to avoid lying in the bath for any length of time as it can change the PH balance in ya bits!!
Im ok for a drink thanks but can I get some nuts please!! preferably dry roasted. Ta muchly
Too much time!!. I/we started off using the chatrooms alot now we only dip into them every now and again.
I come into the forum everyday, I don't always post but always have a good read of the topics.
If I tried to put a time on it I would say at least 2-3 hours a day :shock:
Quote by noladreams30
It is something I have discussed with a very close FB of mine. It is something he loves. It is on our list. I have no problems with the idea of doing it to him. I have slight reservations about being on the receiving end, so that is still in negotiation! I wouldn't want it anywhere near my face... :shock:
!

This is the closest to what I feel about it.
Quote by flower411
Well, firstly a real man wouldn`t have to ask !! rolleyes
Secondly, if he is accompanying his daughters to make them happy, a real man can do whatever he likes...
And
Thirdly, a real man wouldn`t give a monkeys what anybody else thought lol

:thumbup: well put!
Quote by anais
excuse me miss can we get a hotel list please? x

:bounce: Yay! Yay! Yay!
Is it right that I am soooooo excited in July!?!?!
Nola x
Im excited too :bounce: but I really should think about figuring out how far Wigan is from Bristol... :lol2:
First time I went I thought it was just above the Midlands Lyns confused confused confused Didn't think to check a map lol
Just don't catch the bus!! lol lol
By train - 5 trains and one coach later...6 hrs approx (that's if no delays or diversions). Another couple from Bristol said it took them about 4 hrs via car...
I found that most of the hotels seem to be miles away as well... so try to book the nearest one you can.
Its a great evening tho!! Well worth going along smile smile
I thought it was just past Birmingham... redface :giggle:
Not at all im quite happy to give oral and not recieve any in return. It shouldn't be a tit for tat thing, you should do whatever you want to do, not do something because you think you should confused
Quote by noladreams30
excuse me miss can we get a hotel list please? x

:bounce: Yay! Yay! Yay!
Is it right that I am soooooo excited in July!?!?!
Nola x
Im excited too :bounce: but I really should think about figuring out how far Wigan is from Bristol... :lol2:
I've read this thread with great interest, I have never been addicted to prescribed drugs but I can see how easy it would be to get addicted.
About 4 years ago I had an infected wisdom tooth, call me dramatic but the pain was so bad I thought I was dying confused . Took two nurofen not much effect so about 3 hours later took another two, the pain was so bad (I couldn't get a dentist app) I took another two a little while later the pain subsided slightly but not for long, this went on for two days. The scary thing is I started to like the feeling taking so much nurofen gave me, making me feel a little drunk and dopey and kind of like I didn't have a care in the world. Once I had seen the dentist and had some antibiotics I stopped taking the nurofen. Someone with a more addictive personality may not of been able to stop!!.
Hope this makes sense, it did in my head lol
Quote by Reggie2006
masterbating

So your the forum tosser then?
There's always one..
cool
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao coffee meets monitor moment for me!!!
We've been to two local socials and had a blast both times.
The only thing that puts us off going to ones further afield is the cost of it ie hotel and petrol oh and childcare.
Quote by Pete_sw
Hmmmm, good question, made me think before posting for a change dunno
OK. as a bloke I guess this makes me a bit of an 'odd ball' but..
Don't get me wrong, I love receiving oral, love giving anal (or receiving a finger or two redface ) it's all very nice etc. but I just love giving oral to a woman who really loves receiving it.
The eye contact thing is really nice but not the 'be all' or 'end all' as with some its not possible (use your imagination rolleyes )
But the taste, the scent, the slow gyration of the hips becoming more and more rapid. Placing my hands under the buttox, lifting them up, inserting the fingers. The increasing moistness and the inevitable outpouring of verbal and physical gushing of xtc just blows me away every time and far exceeds the pleasure I derive from being on the receiving end.
I have only ever met one woman who was able to give me an orgasm orally so i guess I'm a bit unusual?? dunno

The bit in bold has made me all excited !! redface
Quote by Lilacgem
I really wish I could learn to say no I find it so hard...
For example today whilst going about my daily business at home some Jehovahs witnesses knocked on my door
While this thread has totally gone with your example of JW, I understand where you are coming from, this is just one example of a situation that you cant say no to.
I have Bi polar and it wasnt until a few years ago I had CBT (no not the bike test!) Cognuative Behaviour Therapy.
I still struggle at times, but it has taught me that I am not saying no to the person, but to to a situation.
I'm much better with a lot of situations now biggrin
Feel free to pm me if you want me to add to this biggrin

kiss you little beaut. You have hit the nail on the head, I think im gonna make the bit in bold my new mantra!!.
Quote by noladreams30
To Lyns.... for making me laugh with her scared-to-answer-the-door thread!
You go Lyns... you soooooooo can be assertive! :rose:

Im gunna be big, strong and assertive when opening the door to my church going friends and not a little scaredy cat :sparring: .
Quote by noladreams30
Nola scratches her head, wracks what few brains she has and....
yep, dunno no idea, can't remember. Probably a random google or summat...
(Is this what ageing does?! :shock: )

Same here! Have no idea how we found this site dunno.