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lyns
3 weeks ago
Bi-curious Female, 44
Bi-curious Male, 48
0 miles · Bristol
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No major injuries to report but I did catch mrs lyns stringy bit with my ring anyone would of thought I was trying to kill him....
Oh and had a very unfortunate incident with some cum and my right eye :eeek: I thought I was going blind I couldn`t open my eye and when I did I couldn`t see.... had to call nhs direct for advice.... not yet lived that one down... :giggle:
Oh and had a very unfortunate incident with some cum and my right eye :eeek: I thought I was going blind I couldn`t open my eye and when I did I couldn`t see.... had to call nhs direct for advice.... not yet lived that one down... :giggle:
Men who leave the toilet seat up!!We rent our house from the local authority, I would love to own our home, however I will not work myself into an early grave to get on the property ladder. For the moment we are quite happy where we are. If we get the oppertunity to buy our house from the council then we may look at doing that but other than that whats the point it will only get swallowed up in nursing home fees and inheritance tax...
Quote by shill64
Hi, my name is steve and read your meassage about sat night.I'm very new to this website but not to user name is shill64. I'm very well endowed and can send pic of cock to your mob phone if you you want to let me know where and when you will be on Sat night that would be great. I live in Bristol.I don't think it's allowed to put mob numbers on here, or maybe you can get from my profile, I don't know. Steve . xxxxxxxxxx
Mods Edit - if you know you sholdnt put mobile numbers on the forum, why do it?
Will send PM with details once we know where we are going to be.
The link below is regarding children being taught about homosexuality in certain bristol schools. The areas in which the complaints have been made are very multi cultural so my thoughts are that the majority of it could be to do with religion? I maybe wrong.
I have a young child and I wouldn`t have an issue if she was being taught about same sex relationships.
Teachers have an incredibly hard job and I know I would not like to put up with the crap that they have to endure from both parents and students.
I have a young child and I wouldn`t have an issue if she was being taught about same sex relationships.
Teachers have an incredibly hard job and I know I would not like to put up with the crap that they have to endure from both parents and students.
Quote by cheekychimp
Not sure if this has been covered recently.......
I was doing a bit of shopping in Selfridges today when a young lady walked passed and left the most delightful smell in her wake...!!
I had to ask her what it was and she politely informed me it was a perfume called Vera Wang......it sure reaches the parts other perfumes doesn't reach..... :twisted:
Does any perfume / aftershave have that effect on you and what is it..?
Marcus......
Intimatly Beckham on a man makes me go weak at the knees...
I love the smell of DKNY woman on a lady but the smell of joop makes me want to vomit....
but spending a few hours at a day spa on sat :bounce:. Were off to leciester on sun so mr lyns can drive a scoobie around a track, then I think were just gonna chill on mon.Quote by Bonedigger
I thought it was BROWN leather sofas!!!
Our local council plants pampas grass in its green spaces...:shock:
think theyre tryin to tell us summat
I think this was the thread that started off the leather sofa thing and they were talking of cream sofas
.http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/197881.html?highlight=cream%20leather%20sofas
Quote by Cherrytree
to my knowledge this couple were asking for those interested to mail them - not for people to tell them its disgusting .... We may not agree with what they are planning but swinging is not about judging people, if you dont agree with the posting then move on and ignore
Just my opnion of course xx
i agree, asking for a gang bang when pregnant is not against the swinging heaven rules nor is it against the law they doing nothing wrong, some may thing being on here looking for sex at all is wrong, and having sex with other while your partner is watching is disgusting but we still do it, each to their own
Yep, I agree too.
Though I'd feel a lot better about it (not that it's anything to do with me!) IF the post was written BY the pregnant girlfriend.
Totally agree, its not my cup of tea but each to their own.
To the orignal poster if this goes ahead please ensure your partner insists on using protection as some sexually transmitted infections can be harmful to newborn babies if passed on in the birth canal. (sorry if this sounds patronising, I don`t mean it to)
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If someone were tovisit a house, approaching the front door after negotiating a route via the grasses and be greeted at the door by a glamourous woman wearing a small decorative ankle chain... then notice when being offered a cup od tea in the lounge, lit casually by a well placed lava-lamp, that the car keys had been casually tossed into a crystal-cut bowl on the smoked glass coffee table... well, they get ideas might they not?
The saucie people
lp
There is pampas grass in the cemetetry where my nana is buried.... maybe they are all in swinging heaven....
