Quote by anais
Im really jealous!! Sounds like fun
Have fun everyone...............and hope the weather is kind to you all

Quote by stockinglegs
A friend sent me this, always makes me smile
What does Love mean?
  A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to  8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and  deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:
   
   
  When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4
This one made me smile so much    
  "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs." Chrissy -age 6
So mr lyns does love me :giggle:  
   
 
"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and
listen." Bobby - age 7 (Wow!) )
This one gave me goose bumps    
  
"My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night." Clare - age 6
I must be feeling emotional this one made me get all teary :lol2:
   
     
  "Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross." Mark - age 6
was laughing so hard at this one  "

Quote by Bonedigger
lyns and winchwench, we could be the same person, that is so like me. I come across as confident on here and in the job I do, but the same as lyns, hate doing the school agte thing as I always worry about what other people think of me.
Actually thats a HUGE part of my debilitating depression, I try to be the nicest, kindest person I can be, not because I need to be, but because I WANT to be, a sort of do-as-you-would-be-done-by thing.
If I think that someone thinks bad of me, for whatever reason, even if they are not, this absolutely cripples me inside, it will play on my mind, I will worry myself into a frenzy about what must they think of me, I will lose sleep, my appetite
etc.
This also extends to the way my hubby and kids act, if one of my kids plays up in public or Mr Bone has upset someone with his blunt talking or lack of tact, I will think that other people will see that as a reflection on me, and therefore think I am a bad person because of their misdeeds.
Hate also using the phone, asking for something, dealing with people in shops, gasmen etc
Daft I know, but over the years I have learned to hide it well behind a mask of confidence, and thats what helps me through life, otherwise I would be a blithering idiot!!! (oi who said I was ?? )
But there are still days when i let my 'ring of confidence' slip. Lost is also right too, it helps to hide behind humour too, as a) it deflects attention away from your shortcomings, and it also makes people smile to, and thats whats most important to me, making people smile, because if I make others happy, then I am happy.
Now I have revealed my achilles heel, I have left myself wide open to attack....I hope there are no supervillains or dastardly henchmen reading this!!

Quote by Velvet Lips
I was once told by a male friend that the male species are programmed to focus on all the delicious parts of their partner's body so unlikely to have any attention span left to critically look for inperfections. However if you start pointing them out you completely break the spell.
Not a single soul on this earth is without blemish, be proud of what you've got.

Quote by winchwench
It's clearly some obscure mathematical law.
1 limo + 0 webcam = Genuine
2 limos + 0 webcam = Genuine
3 limos + 0 webcam = Timewaster.
But the reason I'm perplexed is this- what happens if they're stretched limos?
Does one standard + one stretched limo = timewaster?
Does the equation take into account length of limo in feet?
What happens if they only have one limo- but it's fully fitted out with a jacuzzi & mini bar?
Had they not thought of selling limo#3, & using the proceeds to buy a webcam- therefore raising their chances of reaching a sexual nirvana with horny2staff?
I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight now :cry:
Winchy, for whom reading people whining = - 10 sexual arousal

Quote by Bonedigger
lyns....I thought I had fallen in love with you :inlove:

but now I know you eat marmite.......
it should carry a government health warning...the marmite that is, NOT you lyns........its like stuff you would resurface a road with!!!

Quote by Bonedigger
I;m 36 and had a great meet with a guy of about 23, but then he started pestering and didnt understand the word No, and getting quite weird..... :eeek:
I suppose its not age but maturity thats the important thing, you can have some mature 20- somethings, and some very immature 30- somethings, so as long as they suit you, and you them, then all afir in love and swinging!!

Quote by Phuckers
we are local to this but a swing social organised by a single male game over,when is it????????????????

Quote by Liaisons
I believe the price for an hour is around £100 minimum in the south East and an hour is not a very long time for sex, but each to their own I guess. I have never visited a prosy and never considered doing so. £100/hour is an awfully high rate for an unskilled service.

Quote by Geordiecpl2001
Most of the women who have answered this thread have said they would not pay for sex.
Here's a question tho.
What if there was a man who through a genetic mutation had sperm which if digested made you look 20 years younger.
How many women would give him a blow job?
John

Quote by Catcorb
to that dump

Quote by somersetcouple
first let me make it quite plain. we did NOT! change the meet from a munch to a social, it was changed by sh.
secondly irrespective or whether its called a munch or a social, it will still be restricted to members of sh only, and only those who have added their names to the forum will be allowed. we have NOT!!!!!! invited non members, nor will they be allowed to attend.
a full list of those members who have put their names down to attend the munch/social will be posted on here by sunday evening,

Quote by gloucesterguy27
right please put me down have ppl on here who will vouch for me cant wait although it is a long time away lol

Quote by anais
OK how did you manage to put her in the freezer

Quote by Jpsauce
hmm I could have sworn i'd replied to this thread already! Oh well here goes again....
We prefer to read a profile and get to learn a bit about who were potentially going to reply to, it means that there are more mutual things / box's ticked metaphorically speaking.
Also, isn't it better to receive one or two really good replies than a whole postbag full of replies that aren't what your looking for???

Quote by Dawnie
So here goes!!. I confess I have just lied to my mum :shock: , I told her that we are going out with friends from mr lyns work tonight (she is babysitting) in fact we are going dogging! . I feel so bad :twisted: (not bad enough that im going to stay in tho :giggle:.

Quote by Bonedigger
i confess to on more than one occasion hiding a packet of jaffa cakes until the kids have gone to bed, just so i didnt have to share them :twisted:
:twisted: **covets jaffa cakes highly** :twisted:

Quote by anais
I confess to accidently putting my granny in the freezer!