I have got to tell you about this!!
Do you know about Google Maps have just covered another ¼ of a million miles with their new van mounted cameras through out the UK, travelling down every street their can.
Well, I was trying to find an address yesterday to make a delivery, so I went onto Google maps, punched in the post code; it came up as a map so them I went to the satellite option, all green grass and concrete from a birds eye view.
I double clicked on where I thought the exact building was and hey presto, a little yellow icon of a man appeared and I was stood in the street looking straight at the front door, this was amazing!!!!!!!
Then so what’s the next step you all ask, punch in my home post code, nice photo!! Then everywhere I have lived in Yorkshire and those places where I have lived up until now. Its great fun, so I the started on family friends etc……
Right listen we all love our mums don’t we????? Mine left me with my dad when I was 15 and then he topped himself, but that’s another story. We see each other so that’s fine, so I put in her post code, just to see what its like even though I’ve been there hundreds of times before.
And because the camera van couldn’t get down her street because it at the end of a cul d sac, it looked over a 6 foot wall, and there it was Mums flat in Leeds, and in the garden…………. 3 pairs of knickers and a string vest on the whirly gig in the front garden,
Bless she’s 87!!!!!!!!!!!........ So now I can sleep every night knowing that my old Mums knickers and vest are on line for every one to see, Mums!!!!!!! where would we be without them??
if you are both free sunday, Im holding a ganb bang in crewe starts at 9pm we have 2 cpls and 7 cocks, to play with,you would be made very welcome xxmike hope you had a fantastic time this evening xxxxx
Pity it wasnt in a few weeks you two, I have a gang bang on sun evening 21st a tv coffee morning on 23 and a bbw watersports day on the 24th, loking to set up a daytime bukkake or cpls day, xxx good luck, im sure there will be a cpl to suit you both very soon, xxxmike in Crewe
If you want to set up a daytime meet for next week (not monday away on business)then drop me a line I can accomm without a problem, better in school time hours, i will be able to tell you all about the june 21st gang bang if you havent heard about it, bye for now xx
From My profile you can click onto my Events and see what other goodies we have lined up, byeeeeeeeeee xxxxx
Hi everyone,
Im Mike from Crewe the host for a local sexy couple
One of their role play fantasies is for hubby to watch her being gangbanged by a group of guys who are dressed in suits, ties, etc, just like Salesman. The fun starts at 9pm in a clean comfortable house on Sunday 21st June. I am looking for 8 discrete genuine guys (30 to 45) who CAN MAKE IT, None of this, well maybe, if I am not working, I will have to see what Im doing. Simple… If You have ANY DOUBTS then please don’t reply. Im sure that many of you have been let down through no fault of your own, so just imagine how this sexy lady would feel if there were 8 guys confirmed and only 2 turned up, its not the way to do things, I would need you to have photos on your profile so the lady may choose which of you lucky guys can join in the fun. This is NOT a “wham bam thank you mam†situation, its all about giving pleasure and fulfilling a sexual fantasy. Anyone who thinks it’s a quick thrill, FORGET IT. For those who respect this couples needs, will be rewarded by being involved in a very exciting evening, not only for them but for you. Champagne (for non drivers) & ash trays will be available, some do, and some don’t. I hope to hear from genuine guys who would like to considered in attending, thanks a lot guys, bye for now Mike in Crewe ( I have had a word with one of the moderators and asked about posting this ad, the couple in question are members of swinging heaven, who are looking to fulfil one of their fantasies)
Hi Would love to meet up daytime and have a chat about getting things started,I have advertised on a few sites fo some guys as I have a very sexy lady who is comming over to Crewe on Sunday Evening 21st June for a Gangbang, Trying to sort out a sexy couples evening on the day before(20th june)Anyway let me know please if you have a venue and time for your daytime meet, bye for now Mike x
Just a quick note to say that I have a venue available in Crewe from Sat 20th June to Fri 26th. Daytime & evenings, not a problem,bye for now have fun Mike xx
Sounds like a lot of fun, please if there are any places I would love to join in with you all. I can accom daytime or evening most of the time and would love to invite a group over to my place here in Crewe, bye for now, Have fun Mike xx
Hi Chalk and Cheese,
I do hope that you find what you are looking for
CPL or FEM
And all the guys read your ad before jumping straight in there, come on guys
Mike in Crewe xxx
Many,many,many thanks for ALL the replies,all the days are now FULL.
I do hope to hold more very soon,Bye for now Mike xx
Hi Ridgeman, I will keep you up to date, but please remember its up to the ladies which guys are invited not would be nice if you could put a photo so the girls & their hubbys' can see what you look like,cheers,Mike
Hello everyone, hope you are all having loads of fun, I am having an open
house (9am-3pm) every day from 8th to12th Sept here in Crewe, for anyone wishing to
come along and have some sexy fun. Couples, Single Ladies & Guys, Bi Curious (m-f), Cross Dressers, Bukkate Lovers, Gang Bang Lovers, Exhibitionists, Voyeurs or any Ladies or Couples who would like to act out any Fantasies! If you are finding it difficult to find a place to have fun, do photos/videos, then drop me a line, I think there will be something for everyone. Mail me and we will get the ball rolling. Couples & Ladies Will Decide which males get invites, Hope to make a dream come true for some of you, bye for now, Mike in Crewe,Cheshire xxxxxx
hi Ringo, I have mailed you with about 6 places to go and have soem fun, bye for now,Mike
Have you tried to invite some friends along for a drink in the country and just find a nice quiet spot? unless you want to be in a spot where there are loads of guys just hoping to cath a cpl having fun,there are a few around Crewe and Winsford, hope this has helped, bye for now, have fun Mike in crewe xx
Many thanks to all those who came along, sorry to the others for not getting in touch, had massive pc problems, but there are more planned, keep in touch, pm me and I will keep your details on file and not have to worry about posting in the forum, bye for now, hope to see of you very very soon, Mike xxx in Crewexxx
Hi Guys, there has been a bit of interest from a few cpls and some tv's, as soon as I get the go ahead then all those invited will be mailed, have fun bye for now Mike x
Hi all, just a note to invite members over to a coffee fun morning in Crewe next week, it starts at 10am and finishes at 3pm. of course anyone joining in the fun may leave at anytime they want, I would welcome replies from Couples, Single Guys, it would be up to those with invites to have the final say on if and how many single guys would be attending, so if you are a guy who would like to see your wife having fun, a couple wanting to meet other cpls, or anyone who wants to see some sexy fun in a relaxed, clean, comfortable house, drop me a line, just a few rules, no drugs,bags of respect,and no time wasters, by for now have a great weekend, mike in Crewe xx
Many thanks to all those who have contacted me, Im sure that there will be other dates where you can come along and join in the fun, bye for now, Mike xx
Thanks for that mate would it be a problem if insted of 1 couple there were 2? just had a guy and his wife who want to come along, I will drop you a line over the weekend, have a few jobs on so it will be hit and miss, but deffo on line again next week, bye for now, Mike x
Hi ladies, Im Mike 47 from Crewe (night worker), I am wishing to invite some of those Big Beautiful Women out there to have some sexy fun at my place during the daytime from 9am till to Fri. Have a look at my profile, if you like what you see and would like to come along with or without your partner, then drop me a line, I am nothing special, far from it, but I can guarantee that I have my own teeth, hair and I am totally genuine and respect all my friends old and new, if you have a fantasy or simply want to have some discrete fun, then drop me a line, why not have a chat and see how it goes, bye for now, have fun Mike xxx
Hi Kate,Ben, would love to join you both for some sexy fun when the kiddies get back to school ,with your permission I would like to PM you both, bye for now, Mike xx
Thats right, the slutty one just wanted younger guys and other tv's so I said that if she wanted an older cock to play with then mine would be available, but Im sure they will have plenty of fun, I will be in the background making the coffee , bye for now, Mike xx
Hi Just a note to say thanks for the people who replied, now all the palces have been filled , Im sure they are going to have a fantastic time, Have fun Bye for now Mike xx
Hi All, I have a slut of a TV comming over to Crewe on Wednesday 23rd from 10-30 am til 3pm, she wants to have fun with guys and other TV's aged between 25-45,Guys must be clean, polite,respectful and above all genuine, Girls you must dress fully and i dont want replies from guys who wear panties and call themselves TV's nuf said!! Profiles should have a photo, if not,then why not????? Safe sexy fun at all times and its a no fees either way without question, Bye for now Mike xx
Kick the kids out on the street!! Are you serious! The whole idea was to invite members to a place which may be more relaxing than where they are at present, I don’t think for a single second that any member is so irresponsible to abandon their children so they can shoot off and have some fun, and as for inviting couples over so males can have a “shag†it was said in the original post that I would be available to join in, NOT mandatory! And I did say that if visitors wanted photos doing then that would be possible. It seems that I have been categorised like every other male in swinging heaven, Me, Me, Me, NOT SO!. One last word from yours truly I welcome all the positive responses so far and the negative ones are surly from those who have had bad experiences from time wasters, or guys saying they are something they are clearly not. My one and only aim was to try to help members who with the correct child minding arrangements made could have some fun away from nosy neighbours, twitching curtains, and the run of the mill mundane summer holidays. It’s an opportunity that 2 couples have taken up, and before any one asks, the kids are at Gran & Grand dads in one case and the others haven't any kids, they just want some pictures doing, is that okay??? Or do some members think that it’s more important to discourage these type of visits and not concentrate of arranging something for themselves to do; it’s a thought isn’t it? If it’s not for you then fine, good luck in what you are trying to achieve, what ever that may be. Bye for now, Mike xx
let me rephrase it,
bye for now,
have fun ,
Mike xxxx
My method has been tested over a number of years with a little help for a few of my friends, by a number of different ladies which doesn’t actually measure the meat but witnesses the reaction, and here it is.
If she lays back and comments on the light fittings on the ceiling, then you have problems.
If she raises her head and looks pleased then you are getting there.
If she gasps with astonishment and winces, she has left her tights on.
And if she grasps it with both hands, it’s fun time.
If she looks at it and raises her eye brows and starts to shake her head, its bukkate time.
I can imagine some ladies looking at a cock and saying, sorry not big enough!
I wonder how many guys look at a ladies pussy and say sorry you haven’t brushed it!
Doesn’t happen does it?
Have fun
Mike xx ( 2x ceiling light,6x pleased,26x tights left on)xxx
Maybe because they would like to meet up with other members and not have several people knocking at their door, there are some members who simply have no where to go to have fun, unfortunatly it seems to be mostly guys playing away so to speak, have fun mike xxxx
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