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but is it as much of a laugh as snorkels and flippers?
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Quote by mirth
im going shopping tomorrow for a swimming cap, googles and nose clip. ive already got a bikini.
oh, what the hell... think i might buy flippers as well. ..i wonder if you can buy purple ones.... thats his favourite colour..

go on Willing
get the snorkel too!
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Ohh willing the thought of you so clad is just so beyond thought... swimming cap googles flippers snorkel nose clip and all for a bit of facial...how kinky is that.... is there a dedicated web site?
Suspect even if it was either you or me wanking me I would be wetting myself at the sight!!! sorry but sometimes situations just get too silly......
Big silly giggly hugs
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Quote by RedHot
T-J
one day Dorset!!!!! mmmmmmmmmmmmmm maybe a long afternoon!!!!! :twisted:
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Promises promises . . . lol
Tracy-Jayne
just looking for a reason to do 640 miles in a day....
recently managed 430 miles overnight so all is not lost!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Quote by willing but nervous
im going shopping tomorrow for a swimming cap, googles and nose clip. ive already got a bikini.
oh, what the hell... think i might buy flippers as well. ..i wonder if you can buy purple ones.... thats his favourite colour..

go on Willing
get the snorkel too!
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Cheers Dawn...
going bald and grey cos of kids!!! no not you!!!
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Quote by unswung
All things considered, maybe not my greatest performance on a thread.
Sorry.
Well at least I've received a message of support from Ann Winterton.

Unswung
apology spoiled by Winterton comment, although I understand the humour sometimes better just to walk away tail between legs
we all make mistakes just allow your apology to stand as sincere without rationalisation...
I was offended by the comments you made, but your subsequent comment came through quickly enough, but original comment was out of order.... Ron Atkinson moment
unswung ... have a hug and move on
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Dawn.... you are not my 14 YO daughter... I would be asking you to allow me to get them out...
I do worry about my 16 YO son too... he is so different... Very quiet.... yes I will be checking out the girlfriends, ( sarge is there a frisking course you can recommend?) see if they will be gentle with him.... Son and daughter are like chalk and cheese... and both from the same gene pool!! wonders!!!!!
dammit I am just a worried parent... but suspect that is not unusual
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Venus.... Muah from a newbie....
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Get well soon
want me to get you anything?
cold compress
warm towels for neck?
Tissues
chicken soup...
Just call me nursey!!!
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I suppose the most trying years are about to dawn!!!

Sorry???? Are you trying to say something mad :x :x :x :x
Dawn :silly:
God one has to be so careful what one says around here...., but now you come to mention it Dawn ... my sweet innocent daughter has a habit not unlike your avatar!!!!.... now if she was not my daughter that would be fine.... but it must be genetic.... fruit of my loins....does nothing for me... and I am saying cover them up
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Damn Daffy,
sounds like the highest kosher score yet.... I 'm still stuck joint second on 740.9 along with several of the great and the good...
So heres to another wasted hour!!!
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MAkes one wonder what Mr FC and his colleagues get upto when on shift...don't know about Industrial productivity being down.... what about the crime stats????? :shock: :shock:
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Excellent,
As a father of a 14YO daughter, I can subscribe to all the aforementioned rules,
though that said I do fear that any suitors will have to be strong to cope with my very spirited and feisty little girl...
I suppose no matter how old she becomes she will always be my little girl... at least in my memory...
thinks aloud
Now J..... pull those jeans up and pull the T shirt down.... no body wants to see you midriff!! and what is all that gunk all over your eyes??
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I suppose the most trying years are about to dawn!!!
Again on the Radio... My name is Angus Prune and this is my tune... I said I'm sorry I'll read that again
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fortunate hubby.... hope he realises his optiions
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Arti, Blue,
believe me i would repeat again... but I would perhaps assist in the aim area.... neither she nor I suspected that I would be so powerful... Hey come on guys smile
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wilma, from what I have read ... with or without said leg or eye you seem to be a fun type of woman..... web pics look V good...
Congrats
so don't knock yourself friend
I would be close to front of queue
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If they do get through the various barriers I just love to make sure that they know that they are acting illegally... an insinuate that I may well report them for severe bollocking...
got to get some fun from the web etc
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Jaxx
the trick is denial...
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just keep smiling as if you know something but never admit anything
Arti
I was VERY much in her hands at the time.... and very pleased to be so!!! not my fault her aim was not good!!
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she recovered well
T-J
one day Dorset!!!!! mmmmmmmmmmmmmm maybe a long afternoon!!!!! :twisted:
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Is it just my set up or has anyone else had two diff speed versions?
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Tune essence i dislike you with avengence... I now have to return to MR FC's silly game.... dammit
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just a short post to say what a great time I had when a previous mate wanked me and allowed me to cum all over her tits and face..... shocked her that I came so hard.... Cum and eyes do not go well together...
lets face it friends it takes alsorts
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very recent advert was looking for a mere 5 inches specifically for anal ( DP) so come on you average guys fill your boots
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Tracey jayne.... what you like...
people journey so far and you make them squirm!!!
naughty woman!!!
but am sure they enjoy such squirming
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evening Dazed ... and be proud to have first general greet from me
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Welcome to the cafe
Mrs FC... &32.2... and as Harry says its all to do with bouncing bomb theory... but hey there is more luck than skill involved...
I HATE MR FC
but at least i am now involved felt so uninvolved when I was just watching
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Damn you Mrs FC
just as I had crested 600
do you want to compare technique?
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