is it just me...
honest day in the office
or at the weekend doing the chores set for one.....
relax time ,,, conversation on the net.... and you fall asleep....
is it just me.... I have done it with a couple of ladies to my shame....
I was forgiven...
several have been the times that i have been found at the keyboard in the wee small hours by Mrs Mirth...
surely I m not alone.... please????
and if you cannot say yeah ....liars liars your pants are on fire!!!... I have seen how late some go on for...
Mirth fully alert ... for next couple of hours
Arti... if I may be so informal... we never met and yet I felt that there was something simmering , I sort of felt that i knew that if we did meet it would have been as if it were yesterday... I know that that is dammed presumptious but Arti your posts are so welcomeing...
To say that you were the Alaistair Cooke of Sh would not be out of place,,, Letter from salop????
Arti you have PM... I sincerely hope to become a friend.... I so believe that I have much to learn from a countryman such as yourself
Arti
If you chosse not to respond to me. May I wish you every best wish for you future and that of your wider family , but I will miss your humour and wit immensely....
maybe you will pop in from time to time?
Blessings and shalom
Mirth
sarge I hope that you wil count Tuc's response... some categories I did not wish to reply to... IE best emoticon use!!!! I forced myself....
whaT about an alternative best of awards... current ones are very formal...
any one any alternaive suggestions
best alleged cunny licker would have to be proved!!!!
a would best cck sucker
)
and what about worst ( most twatish ad
Best ad Pic?
overall alth9ough you could have categories
Kit so long as you don't tell Fred.... or Kat ... they are very pernickity re the GFZ, but as a gent, what will be your pleasure.... think I can manage to look aftrer three ladies... at least in the short term! maybe one at a time....
Mirth... the forever optimist
Hey Mrs FC
Me too have just enjoyed a good soak... its been a long Day of selecting buying and putting together flat pack furniture for No 1 Sons bedroom damned swedish instructions.... or lack of!!!
why is it only bath salts etc are always peach f**kin flavoured...
anyway I am more than relaxed dinner was mellow... nice bit of mature duck breast
so now for an adult evening of mellow and massaged fun
Mirth
relaxed mellow and ready for anything funwise!!! ( dry french white for me!!!)
Don't mention Builders to Mrs mirth...
13 weeks in and we have still not finished... I marvel at her patience.... wish she was as tolerant we matters horny...
Many a GRRRR most days... it aint my fault
Regards
mirth
many are the single guys who believe themselves to be at the bottom of the swinging pile....
They delude themeselves, they risk nothing othjer than perhaps being named as a third party..... so what is lost?
married Guys ( and Girls) without permission are the bottom of the pile as they have so much to lose, they take all the risks... They play away for many reasons but the risks are the same...
Just thinking as a partnered person....
Regards
all
Mirth
Daffy...
I know that you will find various shades of opinion on here
You will also find some that would swing but don't cos of fact that their partner does not as well as those that do despite their partner not doing.. sometimes with partners knowledge other times without
Some folks swing with whoever some only with couples some only with singles
It has to be said Daffy that alsorts are represented here
Far be it from me to say which or who is right or wrong... I suspect that that has to be a decision for the individuals involved... If others want to judge than so be it , but hopefully most here would allow each other to take control of their own decision making in the full knowledge that with decisions made and thus the right to make them comes the responsibility for any consequences!!!
Don't even go into the definition of swinging.... it is much more narrow than many wouold wish for...
Just enjoy being here.... removal of clothing/ exchange of bodily fluids is not at all required... some just here for the fun...
Mirth
Just know many more experienced and knowledgeable than I will follow..
come on the pair of you... all though it could be said that there are other worthy competitors ... thinking of Mr FC at least
you need to set aside time for the definative battle... you are both wonderful... so now that the challenge has been laid down ( KL unless you are giving in you may not seek a treaty such as you have done... that is an insult to Sarge)
So guys now that battle has been joined ... let us get to an outcome... lets not be shy... it needs to be done...
Mirth
Thrax
do not demean the lady...
or yourself
Have some respect man and show Wilma a little
I have it on good authority she ain't no one's tart!!! ( good use of apostrophe?) unless of course she chooses to be!!
Mirth
and no I am not sayin which authority... my mouth is sealed..
Mrs FC
Good to see you back here now ARTI has got his menagerie out... I like animals but there is a time and a place.... glad to see someone has changed the water
what about some aromatic oils
Mirth
Sarge... does that make me and thee besty mates with morhooper?
do we have to share marbles?
Mirth
Misschief,
don't feel bad... I work my way thrugh giant bags of Chicken and thyme, and sea salt and balsamic..... as well as big bags of salt and vinegar maize chips!!! yes folks I know too much salt .... but what else does one do when driving?
suggestions on a postcard!!!
Mirth
No fuckin contest... ARTI for funniest post... multiple
Mirth
FFS Arti... can't take you anywhere.... how many bitches do you have... sometime just come along on you own... animal less
I know some ladies may like a good licking, but I am sure there are other candidates queueing behind me!!! for the various ladies mmmmmmmmm
Regards
Mirth
no pets
Wilma .... is that the other leg or the same false leg as before.... just UI am having weird visons here.... hope your eyes are still okay... please do not say arms are troubled... from web site I know you have a beautiful body ... but I do hope for more!!!
Mirth
MMMMM lucy nice floats .... what are you and Mrs FC having... I know she likes something with a cherry
Mirth
Wilma... you lush... though you and he were away for the W/E
you surpass my abilities capacity wise ( 3 litres at 7.5 are just about a limit)
I am not worthy... but by that stage I am not anything to anyone.. ( well lets not go THERE)
Mirth
this is memeber 4798 TWYKS he is a shy lad ... has a thing about shorter people!!!
mirth
Dang Arti ... I am not a comely wench, but on your recommendation I have gotten myself a 4 pack of K ... saving for tomorrow...
meanwhile i am hoping to find some delights in the spa!!!
Mirth
Fred,
I understand what you are saying ... and I suspect you comprehend where I am coming from...
and I suspect you have un stickied because of Mod discusiion...
but you will not stop newbies who have not lurked and learned,
from posting directly into the cafe, and then people responding to those posts...
but you know this tiresome as it is...
My thought is that they will eventually slip down the list... so let them post and ignore them, they will come and go like the tides...
I know some people dislike jokes etc or at least too many jokes etc.... hence the idea for a giggle zone.... but I do seriously suspect that it will not work ... and it will restrict peoples' response to various humourous threads.
Just my thoughts Fred ( et Al) as a newbie who has watched much
Regards
Mirth
Kinky this sounds like capitulation just when things were getting warm.... we have a whole Bank holiday weekend to enjoy the fun.... if you an sarge could arrange a mutual period of say 1 to 3 hours when you are both about then true battle could commence, and votes could be placed thereafter for a period of say 1 hour by pm to an agreed adjudicator...
You are both skilled users of the gif... and both extremely amusing.... don't bottle out we need a current Gif champ.... we could review in 6 months time once you have both researched possibilities .... but I also think MR FC maybe in contention too!!
and there maybe others!!!
so what about it KL and Sarge... are you both able to come up with a time slot for a Gif duel?
and can you agree on a moderator for receipt of PMs in support?
( does not need to be an official mod... they have too much to do)
Mirth
in admiration of two Gif champs
Corrie get out the wine and recline
Mirth
hope there is room for a tired one... the other half has just made me go for a walk, so the thighs are in need of relaxation
Mirth
Careful KL
Mistress Jags has a fearsome reputation re cock pics and prob cock cartoons too!!!
Mirth
so where is this battle of the gifs going?
you really need to arrange with Sarge when you are both about
Mrs FC
I am just imagining how wonderful it looked.... how would it do anything else coming from your delicious self???
Muah
Mirth!!!
Mr FC working tonite?
now wheres me massage oil?
Whilst I was but a mere lurker, I noticed that some of you decided to give up the weed from a specific date....
May I ask how you are all doing? do any of you wish to say...Have any of you managed to succeed and are going forward, or have you given up this time?
Genuinely interested.... and hoping for positive results....
I liked Wil'ls reward system for Sappho.... Hope that she is wealthy beyond dreams by now but suspect that that was not purely for non smoking!!!
regards
mirth