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Quick question guys....
how do you manage to copy the thread addresses?
mirth
Evening Guys.... see I have managed to get here before it is over run by the distaff side.... .... brains aching from thinking about three answers to all of Sarge's questions.... I mean how does one cast one out of Jags Wilma, Misschief and Mrs FC.... as for avatar king SB or KL??? decisions....
funniest post.... Freds Trots it has to be.... wet myself and almost lossed my loins!!! but Iwill post in appropriate place when I have all the other answers...
so any one got a Gaymers K.... understand it to be Artis fave so hope there may be a supply... man of fine taste that Arti... and fine humour too.... theres' another answer
Mirth
Quote by Jeff_has_horn
i wanu av a shag rite, so r fort ard beta git on ear an rite sumink. cam on gels gis a shag? lol
I ent nufink speshel lik.......but me dik drags on de grand wen r warks init.. narta mene. :P
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When I read this my first thought was that I should suggest to Kat that he opens a Twat zone for idiots.... but then I read the disclaimer... managed to understand most of it ... but I just missed out on ITA alphabet at school.... I was before it...
or is this ( dis) meant to be as like what that twat in the yellow tracksuit with an apology for a beard sounds like... him wiv da bitch? and the liking for Bling!!!
( am I getting close?)
mirth
Suspect I am one of many waiting with baited breath for the results, two wicked imaginations, a wonderful woman's body , an expert photographer ( and occasional model!!!!)
Ladies do not keep us in suspenders too long...
Mirth... dreaming
Afternoon Ana, hope you do not allow all these wonderful cafe ladies to lead you too far astray.... they seem to have a fearsome reputation from what I have seen...
So have some fun, and treat the guys right and you'll do well!!!
Mirth
I noticed she was from somewhere close to Bedrock....hope they are not all like that down there Fred!
Mirth
Just tried it with Ann Summers!!! starts to get silly!!!
Mirth
Wonderful WBB... I just entered a very respectable Government site.... and WOW
very clever
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Have to say I am with Sarge on this ... from my lengthy obs of this site Sarge was the front runner in the gifs usage.... then jonny cum lately KL came along,,, he is good but I am thiinking that Sarge has his measure....
should be a good contest
as far as I am concerned sort of neck and neck at the minute... KL needs to try harder... Sarge is coasting at the minute... Go Sarge
Mirth....
to say nought of merriment!
Quote by MrsFC
I Love Latin singing whether it is the church or CD .
I used to sing in Latin as a young thing and I don't think you can beat it, its just so original..... but that is my opinion!!!

Mrs FC,
I so know what you mean... memories of a boy soprano singing in latin in the Manchester Free Trade Hall, altho have to admit it did sound so much better at Stand church just next to the old school....
Voice has gone downhill over past 30+ years due to lack odf practise!!!
Mirth
And I can just imagine when they become a semi permanent feature.... out will come the photo albums!!!.... revenge for all those yaesr of DAD you are too this or too that...
and its a reuseable weapon!!! tee hee!
Mirth

hello Articifer... trees do me every time.... and following your post so many other rural things!!!
Regards
Mirth
we collected so many models as well as badges..
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Had a few posts allegedley from barclys re my account details....fact was i do not have any accounts with barclays!!!! silly beggars but am sure some will fall for the scam...
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Quote by willing but nervous
first of all, mirth... as i said earlier, tried water sports... dont like it much.. so im glad im not with you if you would wet yourself at the site of me. wink
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Suspect that you know that was not what I meant!!! wetting self is a complete diff thing!!!
Mirth
suspect that too often we good blokes are too reserved.... maybe we should say waht it is we want, perhaps not like the we want a shag brigade, but less obscurelyy than at minute.....
I am sure that we can be poetic and attractive ... without bein too much in your face....... so come on guys charm the pants off the ladies here!!!! upto you all...........
Mirth
God Corrie... I recall Ideal home... used to get it monthly
in the late 70s and early 80s
don't recall harggard though
sorry
somewhere still have pics of 3 piece suite I lusted after but at that stage could not afford!!!was very danish
hugs
Mirth
Quote by artificer
Robert Cray is excellent, Ry Cooder-as Mirth says-is brilliant, Cuban stuff (eg Beuna Vista Social Club) is good, some of the contempoary singers are good-Diana Krull, ( suspect you mean Diana Krall .... mrs Elvis costello Arti )Norah Jones, Michael Buble et al. I'm only just beginning to discover just how broad a church it is.
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Get the buena vista social club rorm the video shop.... it is a must...the music is so sexy....
and I do not say that readily... those cubans know how to move even I can see the wicked glint in their aged eyes
Re jazz
just about anything Ry Cooder has been involved in... not always Jazz but always musically interesting.. Not least his North african stuff...
Mirth
WBB... care to share with me his current addie... suspect my 14 YO is not dissimilar to your sweetself....
Mirth.... worried but somewhat resigned
HRH the Quen never uses the loo
Prince Charles has never had the joy or otherwise of lookin to the left or right.... so he really does not know....
Camilla the slapper Does!!!!!
Mirth
Sarge's smiley face has not dissappeared from my screen....
what did i do wrong?
Mirth
Check out Jazz by Ry Cooder... it aint so much Jazz but it is Ry Cooder.... and so is good... I have it on LP CD and cassette.... but then I love Ry cooder...
otherwise listen to some jazz FM or even Parkie on a Sunday morning on R2
Jazz is so varied so much to enjoy as with so much other music
Mirth
Quote by MrFC
Davej
I was also force fed cod liver oil... yuk yuk
lol :lol:

My olds fed me Malt extract... much worse than cod liver oil to which I became used.
Mirth
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Wilma!!!! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You're absolutely right mirth, I've never done that in my life!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
It's just not ladylike! :lol2:

of course you have not Misschief...
and only a gent knows that ....
and only a lady doesn't realise!!!!
but how sweet she remains....
Mirth
Avanti... they are good for the latex challenged and yes they are so thin.... but I still struggle with the putting on... it is such an interruption....not nearly as good as bareback....
so anyone any ideas re how to get used to donning of the condom....Quickly....
Mirth!!!!
Takes alot to disbelieve a cafe godess... but Wilma... I suspect you are telling porkies!!!... present arse at your own convenience!!!
Mirth
Quote by Caz_Gav
Hi all
I hate the taste of rubber when we go out on the town........Mind you so dose Caz... .LOL lol
Caz_Gav
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Caz Gav... try Avanti... non latex... glad i found them.... cost more but worth fact that less irritation/ smell, make life easier and less annoying...
Mirth
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Right you two, stop your ghispering and wiggling behind those marbles. Come out and take your punishment!!
For Misschief:
For Wilma:

Misschief, Exaclty WHAT is Sarge doing to you? Is he lighting your farts?
Love
Wilma
x x x x
as will would say forsooth... I cannot believe that Misschief farts!!!!
Wilma I am shocked
Mirth!!!
jane.... you not been smackin the militaryman?
what about dealin with your daughters boyfriend?
Whatabout saying hello to me
Hi Jane!!!!
suspect they are all winding up to NW munch or winding down from Mc munch
Mirth