Mr FC
you should carry a government health warning.... I mean sweet innocent?????? WBB must be so worried now.... how is she going to live the life she wants to live with you telling so many truths about being over 25.....
some things need not be said
some things should only be mentioned in PM amongst those you already know to be over 25...
WBB
maybe it is all true but it really is a matter of how you deal with it all.... embrace as much or as little as you want....
It is so true, you are as old as the one your with.... mind I do note you like idea of being with someone somewhat older.... WBB you want it it every which way..... naughty woman.... do not stop... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Mirth finding my feet with emoticons!!!
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Now I just wish that she would lengthen her skirt so as not to potentially be flashing her ferJavelin!!!
is it a feature of maturity that daughter's skirts are apparently ridiculously short compared to all others.... or is it just a sign of good parental concern that one is concerned at daughters skirt length , but has fewer qualms at the length of skirts of the daughters of others?
Just wish next few years would pass quickly and safely!!!
Mirth
is it a feature of maturity that daughter's skirts are apparently ridiculously short compared to all others.... or is it just a sign of good parental concern that one is concerned at daughters skirt length , but has fewer qualms at the length of skirts of the daughters of others?
Just wish next few years would pass quickly and safely!!!
Mirth
Mine is now Percy too as in point Percy at the porcelaine, but when I was groing up it was a "little man".... I now worry about my parents!!!!
don't ask what they called number two's
My daughter has a ferJavelin.... she struggled to pronounce Vagina.... we saw no reason not to use the correct terms
Mirth
don't ask what they called number two's
My daughter has a ferJavelin.... she struggled to pronounce Vagina.... we saw no reason not to use the correct terms
Mirth
just a thought.... but population of Mrs M's home country is a mere 10% of that of England.... is it any wonder that there are numerically fewer posts....... not sure I would want to check it statistically though.... strikes me after months watchin and reading that NW england prob leads the way for posters.... any thoughts peeople?
Suspect Scotland is statisitcally better represented than many Scots think...
Mirth
Suspect Scotland is statisitcally better represented than many Scots think...
Mirth
Revision.... don't mention revision... I have a 16 YO doing AS level with no noticeable revision and a 13 YO doing sats with as much revision....We do it all in college or school is their cry.... what little hair I have left I am pulling out.... any one for smooth bloke 40s str8 North west in need of an understanding chest!!!
Mirth
Mirth
Sometimes they manage without words completely...
Mrs M manages to tut and roll here eyes to the top of her head in exactly the same way as her late mother.... ( late mother had had a stroke and had very little language skills left... sadly, but boy how she could speak without words!!!... mrs M is no different)
just know that then I am so completely in the wrong, and that there is no point in arguing....
I know my place
:?
Mirth
Mrs M manages to tut and roll here eyes to the top of her head in exactly the same way as her late mother.... ( late mother had had a stroke and had very little language skills left... sadly, but boy how she could speak without words!!!... mrs M is no different)
just know that then I am so completely in the wrong, and that there is no point in arguing....
I know my place
:? Mirth
Quote by Kinky Lizard
I managed to get to level 15 but the two bridges next to each other were just too hard.
Dammit .... I hate a challenge, suspect that that is the evening buggered.... Mr FC this is worse that the slapping thing you mentioned a while back.... its a good job that we have to sleep and then work.... obsession is a terrible thing.... maybe this site should have some counsellors....?
Regards
Mirth
getting into the madness
Jersey Royals are somewhat over rated, but steamed newbie pots smothered in butter would be great for recovering energy after a deliciously long session....
there is a market stall not too far from here that sells steamed baby pots..... mmmmm beat chips or pies anyday;
but have to agree WBB Sex would always win in a head to head match.... or even in a taste test!!!
Mirth
there is a market stall not too far from here that sells steamed baby pots..... mmmmm beat chips or pies anyday;
but have to agree WBB Sex would always win in a head to head match.... or even in a taste test!!!
Mirth
Mrs Mirth tends to get all excited when I have been having a strenous day in the garden,.... she reckons I become all sherberty.... and then I go and spoil it all be having a shower!!!!
but I hate being sweaty...fresh sweat may be fine pheremones etc.... but stale sweat is a big no no .... fine balance
Mirth
but I hate being sweaty...fresh sweat may be fine pheremones etc.... but stale sweat is a big no no .... fine balance
Mirth
