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Bisexual Female, 45
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Quote by anais
Is the jacuzzi still on? Might have to go nekkid as my trunks always fill up with bubbles and look like they're packed with marshmallows....
Oh, and a Coors please barman biggrin

Yep Jacuzzi still on, Dawns providing the bubbles :dry:
Again :giggle:
I'll hop in the jacuzzi too as soon as Dawn has finished making bubbles :lol2: :giggle:
Quote by Peanut
If no means yes then what's the bloody point in xxxxxxx? rolleyes
:twisted:

That's not really that funny Peanut!
I guess that from what you have said, that you could have had sex with the lady in question but in no way would that be classed as swinging.
There is a big difference between casual sex and swinging.
reading some old PMs....which made me realise how fab people from here are....and made me cry, but in a good way smile Those people know who they are kiss
Happy Birthday Wino
Hope you had a fabulous day!
Here's to many more to come drinkies
kiss
Quote by winchwench
It's taken me all day to get round to this. I cracked up at the vision of Splendid going rigid with a spasm, yelling "Timbaaaaaar" and falling on her side, plank like.
I've gone again.

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Sorry Splendid kiss but it does conjude up an amusing mental image :lol2:
oh and I can't cum standing up at all......whilst I do cum quite easily, I'm not relaxed enough when I'm standing up.
mines my legs cos they're my favourite part of me....smile
I've had this one for a while now, it was my favourite out of the last set of pics I did......been thinking recently that I should do some new ones but I'm looking for some inspiration smile
Quote by Phuckers
am just suprised this form of appraisals has not been practiced with doctors but this new move will affect their heavy workload,remember doctors are contracted to 60hours a week

Phuckers, I'm not sure where you are getting your facts from but doctors are not contracted to 60 hours a week dunno My sister is a doctor and there is no way that she works 60 hrs....yes she works hard and does unpaid overtime but not the figures you say.
Quote by Peanut
Looks like I got it right and you are on the alternate audio channel. Is there not a button on the remote that says "audio" or something similar? It may even be one of the teletext buttons with an alternate function.

There's a button that says sound on it.....tried that but just get a choice of personal, theatre, voice etc and none of them make any difference. Guess I'll have to wait until Easy gets back sad
Quote by winchwench
Helpful suggestion, is there a bit in the menu to restore factory settings?

Nah can't find one........oh well I'll just have to watch the rest of it with subtitles on and the audio thing going.......weirdly it's fine when the Harveys furniture store bit comes on dunno
Tan......how dare you say such a thing about Corrie.....it's important viewing doncha know. I bet you're the sort that says "well it's only a game" when we lose at the footy as well!":giggle:
And Sarah.......yep you and t'other Sarah are the only ones who have come up with good ideas.....maybe it's something in the name but next time I'm having a drama I won't bother with a thread and just PM you too :lol2:
Quote by Misskitty_2008
You have somehow clicked on audio description..... have you turned the tv off unplugged it and turned it on again? My blind friends tv does this sometimes and this is how we clear it......

I'm guessing I must have pressed something but don't understand why audio description should stop the normal sound......kinda beats the point really when it means I have to watch with subtitles on. Plus it's weird that it only does it on the one channel dunno now I've got Eastenders on sound is fine........subtitles on but no audio description......weird weird weird.
And yes i do watch loads of crap on telly redface
Quote by splendid_
kate.
I think that we all know that it isn't the TV that is at fault rolleyes
This will define love when Easy get's home. The paperwork and everything is signed isn't it ? He can't back out ?

Splendid.....I can imagine you laughing as you read about my dilema, and don't try telling me you are just smiling with noise again, it don't wash with me.....plus not being able to watch Corrie properly is more of a drama than being stuck in a crset :lol2: :giggle:
I swear you and Winchy are ganging up on me :shock: Just wait till I find a Mod and I'll get them to hit you with a stick......or whatever it is that gives Sarge his kicks these days :lol2:
I'll bet Easy will come in and sort it out by pressing one button so we'll not tell him about this thread eh smile
** Further update.....now I do get some sounds on ITV but only the bit when it goes to the credits......al I get is "Harveys the furniture store sponsers Corranation Street" and then it goes dead again sad I swear Easys done something to the TV so that I can't watch my soaps sad
Quote by winchwench
PK, take your headphones out, darling kiss

Oi! Cheeky mare......it's a good job I like you or else you'd be getting a good one of these smackbottom
Now if you take the mickey shall we bring up the time you broke the chatroom and had to hold up signs so we could see what you wanted to say :giggle:
**Update for the helpful people.....now when I put ITV on it still has no sound of the people talking but the voice over thing for people with impaired vision is on. So I'm watching it with the subtitles on and getting a running commentary at the same time.....ie. "Fizz is leaving the corner shop"
Really not got a clue what this bloody telly's going to do next. confused
Quote by Sarah
PoshKate
If you ring me when corrie is on, I can put my phone next to the telly, so you can hear the sound and watch the telly, whilst sitting on your sofa! biggrin

I do love the way us women come up with creative solutions rather than trying to bother with all this techie stuff :lol2:
Quote by Peanut
The other alternative is to hit all the remote buttons to see if you can reverse the action.

I tried that before I posted but maybe it's worth trying it again see if it helps ......although knowing me I'll probably break something else as well. Thanks for the advice Peenut and everyone but it looks like I'll be going with Sarahs suggestion....just need a glass of vino now and I'll be al sorted :lol2:
Quote by Sara_2006
try watching corrie on your pc @ till your new telly turns up thurs is my only advice to you ..... i hardly watch live telly anymore as the internet gives me most of what i want when i want to watch it without the need of recording it

I think that might be the best option. That way I still get to watch the soaps and Easy can sort it out when he gets in :giggle:
BBW I've just tried what you suggested but when i go to the audio menu the only options are...... volume, balance, audio preset,treble and bass dunno
ohh actually i've just found another menu redface there's a LCD menu or a DVB menu tried both and neither have it how you said dunno
Now this is going to sound really blonde but I don't know what sort of TV we're on.......it's a listed building so we're not allowed ariels so the TV comes in from a cable but it's not normal cable if that makes sense......it's just a way that they hook us up to some ariel somewhere and we get all the normal freeview channels but don't need a box or anything.....does that make any sense.
The TV is a Goodmans one not even sure if we've got any instructions for it as it was an ex display one that we got cheap......really it's ment to be the bedroom telly but I've got it in the lounge till the nice John Lewis van comes with my big one on Thursday. Although I'm not sure I'll be left alone with the new one if I've managed to break this one redface :giggle:
Not sure if any of that makes any sense but an further advice would be appreciated smile
eekkk :shock: confused
Earlier on today I was having a little nap on the sofa and managed to knock the TV remote while ITV was on.....whatever I pressed made the sound go off.......just on that channel, the rest are fine. I've tried pressing loads of different buttons but can't get the sound back on.
Has anyone got any ideas what I've pressed and how to fix it......other wise it looks like I'll be watching Corrie with the subtitles on sad :shock:
And please can we leave the blonde joke out until I've fixed it :lol2:
Poor you Cherry kiss I know how horrid it is.
I've not tried any of the alternative treatment but I used to get it really badly. What I did was to stop having baths, stop using any form of soap or anything at all down there, not wearing thongs apart from on the odd occasion, wearing cotton knickers and taking them off as soon as I come in from work and putting on loose cotton pj's.
I'm guessing that this is al stuff you've tried already but just though it was worth saying it again. The other thing to look out for is for if it is worse at certain times in your cycle and to keep an eye on that. I'm by no means an expert but have you also looked at what you eat and when it gets worse etc just incase this is a cause? dunno
Sorry I can't be more help but hope you get it sorted and lots of kiss passionkiss kiss for you. kiss
Ohhh it's my Friday night tonight so a large glass of white wine would go down a treat right now.
Maybe then I can jump in the jacuzzi for a chill out smile
Quote by flower411
Please be aware that we have already tried to contact a couple of people that we have met before and if they reply tonight we will be meeting up with them instead ...sorry but better the devil you know wink lol

Hi Flower,
I hope you can take this as a constructive criticism, but when I read that part of your add it made me think that if someone was going to reply they might be put off from bothering at all as they might get let down by you. Almost like you are advertising as a back up option for if the people you want to meet can't make it.
Maybe as it appears that you are organising this as a social only at this stage you could include anyone who is interested therefore you possibly meeting up with more people than planned but still having a fun evening.
Just an idea. smile
Congrats Anais kiss I know you'll do a brilliant job.
Hope you get used to your new buttons OK.
I'm dead chuffed for you kiss
ohhh drinks on sarge eh!
Large vino blanco for me please kiss
Then I think I fancy a dip in the jacuzzi smile
But you say that someone said that to you after seeing you.....not after seeing a picture of part of you. Yes your picture looks like a female but depending on what you where wearing etc. maybe you might have looked more masculine. I had a similar situation at work recently when I turned up onsite in my jeans and therefore everyone though that I was another contractor untill they saw me close up.
Death is nothing at all,
I have only slipped into the next room
I am I and you are you
Whatever we were to each other, that we are still.
Call me by my old familiar name,
Speak to me in the easy way which you always used
Put no difference in your tone,
Wear no forced air of solemnity or sorrow
Laugh as we always laughed at the little jokes we enjoyed together.
Play, smile, think of me, pray for me.
Let my name be ever the household world that it always was,
Let it be spoken without effect, without the trace of shadow on it.
Life means all that it ever meant.
It is the same as it ever was, there is unbroken continuity.
Why should I be out of mind because I am out of sight?
I am waiting for you, for an interval, somewhere very near,
Just around the corner.
All is well.
I used to be a Chanel gal but got converted after a friend bought me Ghost, Sheer Summer.....unfortunately that is limited addition and it's becoming quite difficult to get hold of so any other suggestions would be useful here too smile
Quote by anais
Our shiny new house with all my new furniture :bounce: It's fab I love it :bounce: and we've nearly got everything sorted and nicely settled in :bounce:

Oooo was only thinking about how you were getting on the other day with ya new house! Got it all sorted pretty quick... smile smile Hope you both will be very happy happy in your new home kiss
Thanks sweetie kiss.....I can't believe how quickly it's all come around either....it seems like only a few months ago it was just an empty shell with no roof on :lol2: Had my dining table delivered today so all the furniture is sorted, just waiting on getting the kitchen floor done and the blinds fitted (had to have them all bespoke made as they are all slightly different sizes) then it'll all be sorted. I'm not sure what Easys going to do with his spare time now that everythings been done, he's been spending all his time for the last week putting furniture together! We've even got yhe mad bunny settled now so hope fully the weather will get a bit better soon so we can go exploring all the beautiful countryside round here smile :bounce:
Our shiny new house with all my new furniture :bounce: It's fab I love it :bounce: and we've nearly got everything sorted and nicely settled in :bounce: