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Quote by Mallock2006
Still bright as a button here....
In fact looks like a shadow appearing in the lower left corner already..

Nice and clear here too, there's a bit of a shadow at the bottom of it here too. And I can see it with out even getting off the sofa..........quite exciting really..... lol
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Quote by anais
I could be open to bribes wink

damn why didn't I think of that, you clever woman you lol kiss
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Quote by dekntan
im one of them women who has to tip everything on the table to find something (dek did buy me a bag with loads of little compartments but i didnt like it took me forever to find something)

Thats me as well, my purse normally stays at the top but if I need to find anything esle it's normally right at the bottom so have to pull everything else out first. Really annoying when phone starts ringing in the middle of tescos and I turn out having to empty the contents of bag onto the floor only to find that it's stopped ringing by the time I get to it biggrin
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Quote by dambuster
Single bifems ???????
They don't exist.

or some do but get so put off when a thread like this appears they decide to take a back seat.... confused
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Quote by mazandden
Yeah,the contents of the bag should be enough to keep you going until you get to Edinburgh!!! lol

of course hunni.........but come on admit whats in yours..........lol
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Right I think this has been done before so I hope no one minds me doing it again, but ladies, it's time to admit what you actually carry in your handbag! Go on have a clear out and see what's in there........... lol
Mine contains........
Purse
diary
umbrella
sun glasses
mobile phone
driving glasses
perfume
tin opener (why?)
box of tampons
golfing glove
cheque book
another mobile phone
a load of random recipts etc
a bank paying in book
invite to gallery opening that was 3 months ago
tin of tuna (might explain the tin opener but can't remember why)
wine list for a local bar????
bottleof water
2 xmas cards
1 halogen lightbulb
1 empty money bag
loads more random recpts
packet of smints
in spare change
another sim card..........no idea about that
3 lighters
1 lip balm
2 lip glosses
one lip plump
1 lipstick
ohh and some tic tacs....
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kiss redface
I'm just glad that you did what you did and sorted things out............xx
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Quote by Miss_Kiss
Ok I must be the odd one out - this thread has just left me with the question "Who wanks to music?" dunno

no, I don't think you're not odd......I prefer it to be quiet so that I can 'focus' my attention if you know what I mean!
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Quote by Mallock2006
And dont forget to tell eveyone he's completely barking :giggle:

I think he must take after his mum! redface But yes he's bonkers, but that's why I love him. lol
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This is my little man, he's gorgeous! but a bloody nightmare to take a pic of as he tends not to sit still for long!
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Quote by Dawnie
I've taken to Tesco just recently. Its excellent to be able to pick up the odd bit of clothing while I'm supposed to be doing the food shopping :lol2:

What!!!!!
Mr Patel must be gutted he's no longer got your custom!!
as for the question, I do buy some designer stuff but that's only if it's something that I know the quality is superior on or if I couldn't get as good a fit from elsewear. jeans for instance I will just shop round until I find that perfect pair, it doesn't matter to me what the label is, just so long as they are a perfect fit. I have been known to pay 200 quid for jeans just because they were such a good fit. But saying that I don't buy things that have labels obviously showing on them.
I also have started picking up a fair few things in tesco lately. As for underwear, most of the time I get stuff from good old M&S as its good quality and they do have some nice stuff plus you know you can bung it in the washing machine, where as I have loads of La Perla stuff that cost a fortune, but I never wear cos it's hand wash only.
The only thing I wear that is obviously branded are sunglasses as I'm addicted to Chanel sunglasses.........ohh and I do like my Radley handbags........ohh and their purses......and I may also have a few bits of their luggage as well....... smile
oh and I did once spend 500 quid on a pair of shoes that I've never worn and even knew at the time I bought them that I never would but they are very beautiful and they were calling my name from the shelf so I had to by them.
And no I'm not a shopaholic......no really I'm not....but if you ever need to find me the best place to try is the Trafford Centre! lol
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If you can talk to someone about what other ladies will be wearing would be your best option. But if not any colour is fine, but I would say full length would be better if it's a formal ball.
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Quote by fem_4_taboo
ive phone people befor eand been on hold so long i forget who ive called by the time they answer lol
xxx fem xxx

I do stuff like this all the time..........I don't even need to be put on hold for it to happen...........quite regularly I'll call a pal from my work phone...it starts ringing but then continues to answerphone...by this point I'm just gazing out of the window so when the answer phone kicks in I chirp up: "Hello it's Kate from xxxx please can yo..oh bollocks sorry I was in work mode, only me call me when you get this"
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sorry guys I got a bit caught up with something then, I'll come and join you now.
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Quote by mazandden
I'm definatley not dyspraxic, I just think I disappear of in my own wee dream world most of the time and end up not paying attention to what i'm doing/where I'm going etc!
My legs are covered in primary school playground bruises! lol

that's exactly the same as I am......I seem to always be going into planetkate daydream mode and then find myself walking into things and tripping over nothing at all and I'm continually covered in bruises lol
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Quote by MrsFC
Drew.............. I Love rugby redface
even thou I don't understand the rules, the players are soooooooo much more professional than football players.........they go down and are there for a reason............football players wimp out and play on for reasons for themselves.
Rugby accept the decision and play on.........footballers whinge rolleyes and are over priced........ooooops ! just an observation.

:thumbup: I don't really understand the rules either, as well as agreeing to the about about proffessionalism, I think that the athmosphere at the Rugby is far better that at football matches........ohh and I do think rugby players are sexier too......... redface
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Quote by MrFC
My dear sister..........that is not a tooth !

it's not.........blimey, what the hell is it then.....
I'm innocent don't ya know :angel:
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Sister Jags, please could you exorcise the wisdom tooth, that has decided to make an unannounced appearance, from my mouth. evil
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Quote by Drewxcore
Kate, your supposed to be posh yet you used the expression bird. My world is shattered

damn I've been rumbled...........rotflmao
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yes ladies and gentlemen it's official, please congratulate......
DREWXCORE
for managing to ramble his way to his first SH milestone of 1000 posts.
congrats drew kiss
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I'm having my own mini wine tasting session tonight....it's between a domaine le fort sauvignon blanc and a domaine des tremieres chardonay........and stangely for me I think I actually prefer the chardonay which has surprised me as I didn't think I would.
ohh hark at me talking about wine........... lol
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I had a guy pretending to be a bird a while ago, I picked up on it pretty quickly luckily though, but it really does baffle me as to why someone would do it and what they actually hope to achieve.....but there's nowt as queer as folk as they say confused
actually, a few people thought I was a bloke pretending to be a girlie when I first turned up here lol but I guess you do have to be wary of everyone when it comes to online stuff.
personally I don't understand where people find the time to pretend to be someone else..... smile
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please forgive me but if anyone has a problem that has arrisen from behaviour at a munch, surely the best way to deal with it is to contact the organiser, a mod, or even admim.
ok I wasn't there and have no idea why this has all started, but I would have thought that people could at least act in a sensible manner and contact the people who can sort this rather that just whinging in the forum. smile
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