he's lost his music now he's losing SH
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postie
1 month ago
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · Buntingford
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Don't panic Miserable Cat Bastard..... all is not lost !!!
Send me £5 and I will go and buy up the entire vinyl collection at the local charity shop, they are sure to have all of the Val Doonican, Max Bygraves and Des O'Connor, Best of Cliff Richards and some other really shite stuff you have stupidly lost....
just copy it all on again using this handy link I found for you
:evil2:
Send me £5 and I will go and buy up the entire vinyl collection at the local charity shop, they are sure to have all of the Val Doonican, Max Bygraves and Des O'Connor, Best of Cliff Richards and some other really shite stuff you have stupidly lost....
just copy it all on again using this handy link I found for you
:evil2:
Quote by Happy Cats
Ok, I've just peeked in to the dark side :shock: Its a barren featureless desert in there!
Please dont Sarge, I'll never take the piss again!
:upset:
I'm quoting this as evidence for future use :lol2:
..and I am back in the world of the unbanned Voddy. Which is a mighty relief... never going to so much as utter a squeak at a Mod again... :shock:
Quote by Jags
Jags is like a Vengeance demon.... only harsher... ( that's a compliment btw...:shock: ) must take more notes at The lairds school of creeping
That's a compliment??
Sorry if that door smacked your nose and made it bleed on the way round again!
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
I'm getting banned that often I almost joined up at that other site... tumbleweed-world, until I remembered they banned me forever yesterday, 20 minutes after joining
Quote by Sgt Bilko
In a girlie voice -
and while getting unbanned I asked jags to ban you for being Miserable.... and it's being thought about... and I'd sleep very well knowing you were out in the cold
I'm giving it some consideration!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Was that OK Postie mate???
:? :?Hmmmmmm.... would rather soak him in gravy and throw him to the Dobermans.... but failing that.....
just for a while like... :lol2:
Quote by Jags
You been away Postie - what's up?
I took a little trip Choon.... off the end of a Mod's boot..... but it's OK now.... i think. Erm...
I'd better shut up actually...
Tell the truth - off the end of a Mod's boot - up in the air - did a cartwheel twice - showed a perfect tucked somersault with one and a half twist and landed on your neck.
:beer: :beer:
Yep... just like that, then I got slapped about a bit by a revolving door that let me log in.... and then banned me again.
Jags is like a Vengeance demon.... only harsher... ( that's a compliment btw...:shock: ) must take more notes at The lairds school of creeping
Quote by Happy Cats
Welcome back!
I dont think I could have slept, knowing you were stuck outside in the cold!
Now, you're tempting me and Jags can resist anything except temptation!
:twisted: :twisted:
Two birds - one stone :lol: :lol:
You cant tar me with the same brush as the letter box botherer!
Can we just tar you for fun?
(and while getting unbanned I asked jags to ban you for being Miserable.... and it's being thought about... and I'd sleep very well knowing you were out in the cold
) Quote by Jags
sorry Jags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
grovel grovel....
: :
:inlove:
posting this as it'll be the third time i have been banned while typing....
Jags.... Sorry
I quite liked watching you stagger round the revolving door - and the pleading phone call was certainly an unexpected bonus which pleased me greatly.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:I never knew I could plead like that... and I could feel your wrath seeping out of the handset...
oooh never again will I do something so stoooopid..
Jags you are truly Mighty!
Quote by the_Laird
.. I think any kind of coffin would be nice... it'll probably be a shallow grave or fed to the dogs or something gruesome...
:cry:
Postie, Mate, do you really think that in the grand scheme of things that you are anywhere near important enough for the SH Godess that is JAGS (
:worship: :worship: ) to bother her arse with, let alone make the effort to bury you or feed you too the dogs?Nope, didn't think so
the Laird doing his best to keep on her good side in case she takes this out on ALL the blokes on here :scared:
laird mate... how do i get myself out of this pickle..??? You seem to have this creeping down to a T, what would you suggest? Is there anything I can do? Or should I start a campaign to blame it all on Happy Cats....
Quote by LadyFeeBee
I'll vote but you don't seriously think I'm going to share it with you, do you :uhoh:
Jags might be watching or listening..............she's got special powers or so I've heard
Ok, I'm off to find a good hiding place
Fee
XX
Can I hide behind you.... I have a better hiding place, but yours is so much cosier... :rascal:
Quote by Sarah
Just wondering how many people I'll get to read this thread in 24 hours!!!! lol :twisted:
No sex I'm afraid.......unless you wanna!!!! lol
Marty xxx
You should have done this in the LMU....
:lol2:
Oh dear is he feeling alright?....................something must have happened to him over the weekend :lol:
I think he may have inhaled oil fumes on his trip home.... either that or he's having a heavy night on the chewy mints :lol:
Quote by MartyCleveland
Now I know how people feel when they chuck themselves off high buildings
Oi! You nicked that line from me!!!!
Marty ]
kind of nicked it.... but now I know........:shock:
and Devon1... I think any kind of coffin would be nice... it'll probably be a shallow grave or fed to the dogs or something gruesome...
:cry:
A rumour says Jags is out on the lash, and will be returning quite late to run amok with her Mod powers, slaughtering all of those who fall into the TTTT (tm someone) catagory... :shock:
So, in a death defying feat of bravado I am going to risk life, limb and the absolute promise of being beheaded for not behaving while she is out getting pished-up.
Here's your chance to vote on what kind of mood Jags will be in when she gets in.... :shock:
(with begrudging thanks to M2PU for the original idea)
So, in a death defying feat of bravado I am going to risk life, limb and the absolute promise of being beheaded for not behaving while she is out getting pished-up.
Here's your chance to vote on what kind of mood Jags will be in when she gets in.... :shock:
(with begrudging thanks to M2PU for the original idea)
