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postie
1 month ago
Straight Male, 58
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Ooooh... I already have a job in SH Towers, but I don't mind helping out with some other stuff, as long as it doesn't keep me away from the Post-room for too long ( had a rush on TV licences recently... noooo not the BBC kind 
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Maybe I could check all the apparatus in the dundgeon is in full working order??
I volunteer Happy Cats collect up all the bedding and sundry items discarded on the floor... it's about his level.
) Maybe I could check all the apparatus in the dundgeon is in full working order??
I volunteer Happy Cats collect up all the bedding and sundry items discarded on the floor... it's about his level.
:grin:Quote by Lindaxxx
I had a dream nightmare of Marcuso, when i 1st joined the site, think he was trying to get us naked or something at a munch..lol
Also recently had a dream of Vix, dont remember much of that, just that she was gorgeous
Lindaxxx
There ya go, properly amended for you!! :thumbup:
sorry marcuso LOL
No sympathy here Caffy.... 
I distinctly remember sitting in your garden all day this summer and getting sunburned on my belly... and what did you do... you laffed... especialy at the white line right across the middle..
Grrrrrrrr....
but it was a lovely afternoon, and glad to know you are better...
I distinctly remember sitting in your garden all day this summer and getting sunburned on my belly... and what did you do... you laffed... especialy at the white line right across the middle..
Grrrrrrrr....
but it was a lovely afternoon, and glad to know you are better...
Just thought of this....
.....and it's only an option, but as said already, he may be reading this....
Did you say he joined up with his and his partners name? Does sheknow about her foray into the world of swinging yet? Or that he is online looking at adult sites using her name?
Hmmmm....... just sowing seeds... 
.....and it's only an option, but as said already, he may be reading this....
Did you say he joined up with his and his partners name? Does sheknow about her foray into the world of swinging yet? Or that he is online looking at adult sites using her name?
Hmmmm....... just sowing seeds...
Quote by Darkfire
Ok Ok I'm sorry I took this piss:worship: :worship: , was just trying to put people off so you'd have to arrange another date, preferably when I'm free :twisted:
Disclaimer: Darkfire accepts no responsibility for injury or death which occurs to anyone who chooses to respond positively to deb and muffs meet thread as a result of this retraction of pisstake.
I use a sharp pointed knife and stick it in the end... forks are a bit too wide and don't really stay in too well..
and butter is OK, but I like mine with pesto on ... ( don't knock it until you have tried it )
mmmm... if there aren't any in the freezer, i am going to have to run off to the shop now to buy corn on the cobs...
and butter is OK, but I like mine with pesto on ... ( don't knock it until you have tried it )
mmmm... if there aren't any in the freezer, i am going to have to run off to the shop now to buy corn on the cobs...
You had your tits out..... and I missed it :doh:Quote by Jags
Not sure if your stuff came via Royal Mail or another (dirty low down non-union minimum wage cowboy) delivery company. But there is a massive amount of post coming through the postal system now that is "online-trading" stuff.
Most of it is delivered within the specified times, but people only seem to remember the ones that go astray or are late. And then Royal Mail gets the blame. Nine times out of ten it isn't actually our fault. You wouldn't believe the amount of mail we can't deliver because people have put the wrong address on it, or an address without a street name or house number. Or simply hasn't been posted.
Of course the person who posted it blames us, as does the recipient, when it fails to arrive. If they had very very simply put their return address on the item, RM could have delivered it back to them with the reason for non delivery. As it is the items we can't deliver are destroyed after being held for 3 months.
And with it coming up to Xmas, the amount of non deliverable mail goes through the roof...a return address should ALWAYS be used. Preferably on the back of the envelope...
Here endeth the Public Service Broadcast on behalf of HM Postman Pat and his black and white cat (TM).
:happy: :happy:
Are you colour blind?
(it's ginger!) And yes... it was very good of me,wasn't it.. oh yes.... my boss, The Queen, will be very happy indeed....
Not sure if your stuff came via Royal Mail or another (dirty low down non-union minimum wage cowboy) delivery company. But there is a massive amount of post coming through the postal system now that is "online-trading" stuff.
Most of it is delivered within the specified times, but people only seem to remember the ones that go astray or are late. And then Royal Mail gets the blame. Nine times out of ten it isn't actually our fault. You wouldn't believe the amount of mail we can't deliver because people have put the wrong address on it, or an address without a street name or house number. Or simply hasn't been posted.
Of course the person who posted it blames us, as does the recipient, when it fails to arrive. If they had very very simply put their return address on the item, RM could have delivered it back to them with the reason for non delivery. As it is the items we can't deliver are destroyed after being held for 3 months.
And with it coming up to Xmas, the amount of non deliverable mail goes through the roof...a return address should ALWAYS be used. Preferably on the back of the envelope...
Most of it is delivered within the specified times, but people only seem to remember the ones that go astray or are late. And then Royal Mail gets the blame. Nine times out of ten it isn't actually our fault. You wouldn't believe the amount of mail we can't deliver because people have put the wrong address on it, or an address without a street name or house number. Or simply hasn't been posted.
Of course the person who posted it blames us, as does the recipient, when it fails to arrive. If they had very very simply put their return address on the item, RM could have delivered it back to them with the reason for non delivery. As it is the items we can't deliver are destroyed after being held for 3 months.
And with it coming up to Xmas, the amount of non deliverable mail goes through the roof...a return address should ALWAYS be used. Preferably on the back of the envelope...
Quote by Debbiewebs
NOW COME ON YA CHICKENS..................... lets party! :bounce:
this place has naughty woods to play in and a swing .......what more do you want
What more do I want... erm, let's see... a nudist camp in the middle of November... hmmm.... How about a big coat and some mittens and a thermal condom?
Quote by webbiedebs
now let me say this................... all will be made comfortable there will and never be any pressure
Debs xxxxxxxxx
Said the spider to to the fly....:shock:
and smokerJim, mate, the car is running... quick hop in...
Quote by WibblyWobbly
Personally if it was my brother, I'd be after a ban as he'd only be here causing trouble, either that or I'd have to ask for a name change and that would be a pain in the arse.
Hope it sorts out for you WW.
No I couldn't ask for a ban... we live in a free society after all... he is free to choose who, where and what he wants to do. I have considered a name change and have sent PMs to a couple of mods asking their advice... thanks for your concern.
free yes, to a degree... and that includes the right to privacy which has been violated, if it is him. Talking would be the far better option and one where if he gives his word not to come on the site you'd more likely believe he wasn't snooping on your private life. (if it was MY brother...I'd be having more than words if he said anything about my private life)
Damned rude thing to do, and then to go and chase it up is a bit odd. ( presuming it is your brother who joined, and it sounds like it is...)
You could always pm this new member and ask if it is him... you know your brother has seen the site so it wont be a surprise. If it isn't him it wont matter either....
Personally if it was my brother, I'd be after a ban as he'd only be here causing trouble, either that or I'd have to ask for a name change and that would be a pain in the arse.
Hope it sorts out for you WW.
You could always pm this new member and ask if it is him... you know your brother has seen the site so it wont be a surprise. If it isn't him it wont matter either....
Personally if it was my brother, I'd be after a ban as he'd only be here causing trouble, either that or I'd have to ask for a name change and that would be a pain in the arse.
Hope it sorts out for you WW.
Quote by mr filth
'the rocket' lapdancing club on broad street, visited there or got anything to report about the place???
Ta
Yep..some lasses dancing around a stick. That's about it really.... oh, and the drinks are always over priced and the rainmac brigade are out in force..
Never been there myself but I can guess..... have fun !
Quote by Alex_Female
I would just like to say what a fab night I had, I still have the migraine to prove it
A big apology to Postie, I am so so sorry babe,
... and Alex_Female breaking all my fingers when she closed a car door while my hand was in the way. (ok, they're not quite broken, just a bit stiff and cut) ...
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The doctors said i will live.... so I think i can forgive you. Good job I was a bit pissed as I didn't feel a thing, must have been drinking rubber juice as somehow my fingers are intact... and you are soooo lovely I couldn't possibly fall out with you
even if you had bust my wanking hand.... :kiss:
Ooooh! I was a Blogger for years... it's still live but hasn't been updated in bloody ages... far too insular. But it was fun while it lasted and taught me a lot about web design stuff. Even had my own dotcom running as a blog for a couple of years.
For those unsure about blogging, it's almost as addictive as this. Googgle the word "blog" if you are unsure
For those unsure about blogging, it's almost as addictive as this. Googgle the word "blog" if you are unsure
