this thread is soooooo not going to drop down the list...
A weekend at Tatty's.... you'd be mad to miss it... a bit of booze and some paper stripping...
can't make it myself but I know it'll be a laugh.......
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postie
1 month ago
Straight Male, 58
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:duel: :duel:I have no idea....
bugger it
Isn't this Modding lark a hoot ... just scribble out what someone wrote and add what you want... easy peasy...
Magic chocolate-buttons! Magic chocolate-buttons...
:shock:
bugger it
Quote by button happy Jags
Bilko Twins do exist... but they are all in the fabulous and fantastic organ JAGS calls a brain!
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Isn't this Modding lark a hoot ... just scribble out what someone wrote and add what you want... easy peasy...
Magic chocolate-buttons! Magic chocolate-buttons...
:shock:
Quote by Jags
Bilko Twins do exist... but they are all in the warpedl and pathetic organ Postie calls a brain!
:happy: :happy:
Isn't this Modding lark a hoot ... just scribble out what someone wrote and add what you want... easy peasy...
Magic buttons! Magic buttons...
:shock:
You're too kind!
:happy: :happy: :happy:
Is your weekend fixed up yet then??
:lol:Not after this is isn't :lol2:
I am free next weekend 
and after seeing the lollipop man thread, i though i could be just as specialised.
So... looking for blue haired lass who likes slapping and has an aversion to the letter K used in the wrong place. Must like dodgy one hit 80's band - The Bilko Twins, a liking for Haggis is optional ( I don't want to be too picky) but tossing of cabers and highland flings are a must...
No timewasters please :lol2:
and after seeing the lollipop man thread, i though i could be just as specialised.
So... looking for blue haired lass who likes slapping and has an aversion to the letter K used in the wrong place. Must like dodgy one hit 80's band - The Bilko Twins, a liking for Haggis is optional ( I don't want to be too picky) but tossing of cabers and highland flings are a must...
No timewasters please :lol2:
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hey, im 19 and just getting into swinging, would i be able to attend this event? thanks jim
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honey, before you do anything silly I suggest you give the Samaritans a call, they're actually really good at just talking things through and helping those who are contemplating suicide. :therethere:
:twisted:
:rotflmao: Poor lad is only 19, they'll break him within minutes... like a cheap toy on xmas day... Quote by Jags
It'd be a silent K wouldn't it FB? Erm, Jags? Though of course only the first K would be silent, other wise he'd be a Naed butler.. and that really doesn't make any sense...
SLAP!
He can't have two 'Ks' nor two accounts - see he's gone offline now! So, which one should I deactivate then?? The first one or this one??
You choose!
:lol: Quote by Chunky Love
Lucy - I'm helluva gutted as I'm going to have to pull out.. My work are being a sorry bunch of b*stards and I'm not getting the time off to get away for the Munch. :cry:
I was really looking forward to meeting everyone as well, but events have conspired against me on this one.. Hope you all have a great night though, really wish I could be there.. :cry:
Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! Pull a sicky, resign, do something... but you had better be there or else...
( damn damn damn damn....)
WARNING TO NEWBIES
Be aware that these two will chew you up and spit you out before moving on to the next victim... :lol2: :shock:
Ask for an invite at your own peril ! You have been warned...
Me? Though these 2 "ladies" are wonderful.. I think I am going to have to miss this one, as I have something else on. ( please someone, invite me to something... quick!)
Be aware that these two will chew you up and spit you out before moving on to the next victim... :lol2: :shock:
Ask for an invite at your own peril ! You have been warned...
Me? Though these 2 "ladies" are wonderful.. I think I am going to have to miss this one, as I have something else on. ( please someone, invite me to something... quick!)
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awww Vix, are ya sticking up for me??
Quote by VixThen I am dead chuffed...
Yes.
Yes I am.
Quote by VixI wouldn't dare :shock:
Are you taking the piss?
Quote by VixYou did? I don't know what you are on about.. no really I don't...
PS: Sorry for fucking with your head, last night. That was not the plan. :love:
and there was a plan???
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Message from the Postmaster General
I am pleased to announce that as from today, the 13th day of November 2005, with permission from the BBD, SH Towers will open its very own Post Office.
For those going on holiday, and suffering from withdrawal symptoms, you can now send a real postcard to all of you friends here and a scan of the postcard will be put up on this thread. An exclusive and easily remembered address has been obtained.
S.H.
PO Box 69
SCARBOROUGH
ENGLAND
Please remember your postcard will be seen by people who are unaware of this site, so some discretion is expected. The words Swinging Heaven are not to be used or I may have some explaining to do. Although the initials SH are acceptable.
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I can only say this from my own experience, but I think single guys profiles seem to be fair game for every pay-to-view web cam site on the plannet and every fake female profile trying to get you to go to another web site to see them. !
Then use anonymous email on your advert and take your email address out of you advert blurb... simple as.
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So, if anyone wants to fill in the blanks, please do, because my brain has serious booze damage and I need reminding....
Hmmm... and I got a little bit pissed...
Hey hun, were you still pished this afternoon when you rang me and thought you were talking to bipoison
.............now you no why I didnt have a clue what you were talking about .
That was total muppetry on my part, i thought i was speaking to Marcuso and it was Sir Lee, who then passed me over, to who I thought was bi-piosondwarf, who denied all knowledge of a phone call yesterday and claimed to be married to the fella who was driving... it only took me about 5 minutes to realise I was speaking to you :doh:
