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postie
1 month ago
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The "stimulation rings" sound like those cock rings you can get that have the vibrate bit from a mobile in them. They are made of some kind of rubbery material and can be stretched like an elastic band.
Though stretching them over your head and turning it on isn't fun, as when they snap they don't half hurt your ears... though the vibration is quite nice while it lasts.
Though stretching them over your head and turning it on isn't fun, as when they snap they don't half hurt your ears... though the vibration is quite nice while it lasts.
Just got home and feel a bit wrecked. So that means I had a good time, doesn't it?
A massive THANK YOU to Marcuso for holding a brilliant party, it was top notch matey!
Thanks to Kaz and Ice Pie for the badges... and a big thanks to MartyCleveland for driving me there, hope you make it back in one piece and your car doesn't burst into flames
Oh blimey, where do I start? I remembersome things, but so much is a blur I am going to have to be reminded...
There was lipstick wasn't there... erm, and making Chris from Molly&Chris blush... and Marty's car almost catching fire... and Alex_Female breaking all my fingers when she closed a car door while my hand was in the way. (ok, they're not quite broken, just a bit stiff and cut) ... and kidnapping the Hotel cat and keeping it in my room all night :lol2: ... and lovebites, and some photos of me with hair :shock: ( who has a copy??? Feel free to post it on here) and Nomad Soul's Taxi service ( thanks matey
) and having a bit of a barney with an ex-member in Marcuso's kitchen 
... and buying a long promised drink for Roger the Dragon because he sooo deserved it, and being wrestled by Debbiewebs in the hotel and Smoking Muffs torpedo :shock: ... The DJ for actually playing a song I requested. And being smooched by Fallen Angel :D 
Lastly, MakingCocoa... hope you had fun... I know I did :kiss:
So, if anyone wants to fill in the blanks, please do, because my brain has serious booze damage and I need reminding....
Hmmm... and I got a little bit pissed...
A massive THANK YOU to Marcuso for holding a brilliant party, it was top notch matey!
Thanks to Kaz and Ice Pie for the badges... and a big thanks to MartyCleveland for driving me there, hope you make it back in one piece and your car doesn't burst into flames
Oh blimey, where do I start? I remembersome things, but so much is a blur I am going to have to be reminded...
There was lipstick wasn't there... erm, and making Chris from Molly&Chris blush... and Marty's car almost catching fire... and Alex_Female breaking all my fingers when she closed a car door while my hand was in the way. (ok, they're not quite broken, just a bit stiff and cut) ... and kidnapping the Hotel cat and keeping it in my room all night :lol2: ... and lovebites, and some photos of me with hair :shock: ( who has a copy??? Feel free to post it on here) and Nomad Soul's Taxi service ( thanks matey
) and having a bit of a barney with an ex-member in Marcuso's kitchen ... and buying a long promised drink for Roger the Dragon because he sooo deserved it, and being wrestled by Debbiewebs in the hotel and Smoking Muffs torpedo :shock: ... The DJ for actually playing a song I requested. And being smooched by Fallen Angel :D Lastly, MakingCocoa... hope you had fun... I know I did :kiss:
So, if anyone wants to fill in the blanks, please do, because my brain has serious booze damage and I need reminding....
Hmmm... and I got a little bit pissed...
It's TODAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:bounce:
I am completely unprepared, stuff to iron, stuff to shave, stuff to pack, stuff to get from the shops, erm... loads of stuff to do. And MartyCleveland will be here in about 45 mins to pick me up. :shock:
Better get a wriggle on.... see you all in a bit...
:beer:
:bounce:
I am completely unprepared, stuff to iron, stuff to shave, stuff to pack, stuff to get from the shops, erm... loads of stuff to do. And MartyCleveland will be here in about 45 mins to pick me up. :shock:
Better get a wriggle on.... see you all in a bit...
:beer:
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Another 11977 members have posted but less than 10 times. Surely we couldn’t have scared them all away.
Not quite.... but I think someonemay have done, the numbers are uncannily close :shock:
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I reckon that one less twat is always a blessing! Postie, let me show you the door, it's not difficult to find but with your two black eyes it must be a chore!
:twisted: :twisted:
:wave:Ouch! You don't mean that do you Jags?
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Another 11977 members have posted but less than 10 times. Surely we couldn’t have scared them all away.
Not quite.... but I think someonemay have done, the numbers are uncannily close :shock:
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and, well, to be honest, I may well be at a munch in a few weeks...been invited by a friend!
Out of curiosity, can I ask where this munch is going to be? Unless it is Wigan in December, or Glasgow in a couple of weeks, then you may find it isn't actually an official munch...
Of course it may be, just something strikes me as wrong here... ( anybody else?)
and why isn't this in the LMU?
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ok, I had some time to kill while my DVD writer was busy!
I've added the last one for you...
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Thanks to Dino for pointing it out!!!
Best use of Emoticons etc.
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) Mod of the year
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
guess you have from the tirade i just got in my pm box
any excuse to get some attention.
all those letters you are given every morning for popular people with friends, must make you sooooo jealous.
poor old postienomates
( you know you laughed... stop being like MCB ) ouch... So you want to paste Meaty in your reply but don't know how to do it. 
Welcome to Postie's guide to pasting Meaty.
At first glance "meat2pleaseu" or "M2PU" or even "meaty", seems harmless enough, but you are new to The Forum and you are mistaken. Within weeks you will be wanting to slap him down just like the rest of us. And here is how
Copy and paste something he says into your signature. He'll think at first you may only have accidentally stumbled upon the same wording elsewhere on the web. Until he sees your next move.
If Meaty says something, disagree with it, even if it is against your principles. No one here agrees with M2PU. Make sure you use plenty of emoticons in your reply, especially the "kick, slap and wanker" one's...
Click on his avatar, and using your cunning genius, transform it into a bouncing priest with a twitchy eyebrow! Or maybe have a little speech bubble saying what you think of him... he'll get right cross and start to twitch himself.
Failing all of the above. You could come up with a cunning plan of your own, or start copyrighting everything M2PU says...
Think you are a top fella actually meaty, but don't tell anyone !
Welcome to Postie's guide to pasting Meaty.
At first glance "meat2pleaseu" or "M2PU" or even "meaty", seems harmless enough, but you are new to The Forum and you are mistaken. Within weeks you will be wanting to slap him down just like the rest of us. And here is how
Copy and paste something he says into your signature. He'll think at first you may only have accidentally stumbled upon the same wording elsewhere on the web. Until he sees your next move.
If Meaty says something, disagree with it, even if it is against your principles. No one here agrees with M2PU. Make sure you use plenty of emoticons in your reply, especially the "kick, slap and wanker" one's...
Click on his avatar, and using your cunning genius, transform it into a bouncing priest with a twitchy eyebrow! Or maybe have a little speech bubble saying what you think of him... he'll get right cross and start to twitch himself.
Failing all of the above. You could come up with a cunning plan of your own, or start copyrighting everything M2PU says...
Think you are a top fella actually meaty, but don't tell anyone !
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. i wud post some more pics of him in this post except I dunno how to so any tips on that too wud be great. Thanks
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