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4 Dec 2005

I'm in f*cking Essex ! How the buggery did I end up here when i live in Yorkshire and i woke up in Lancashire??? It's late and I should be in w*rk(tm Vix) at 5 am....
Bloody Essex Mafia and their devious kidnap plans... mad

Thanks for a top night NWC's... it was excellent. biggrin

And thanks to makingcocoa for... well, everything :rascal:
( will write a proper "thank you" thingy tomorrow, sometime, whenever I get home )

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1 Dec 2005

bump

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1 Dec 2005

Hamkins....
how'd your day go then??? Pop back and tell us!

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1 Dec 2005

tatty.. who'd have thought a Glasgow lassie, who dragged herself up from the chatroom riff-raff gutter could go on to such dizzy heights, eh?
Well done my favourite Jock-Op on posting a monumental 1000 posts ! kiss

( not bad for someone whose first language isn't English! )
bolt

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1 Dec 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Not decided whether to drive n not drink or book a room and drink........so just in case can you please send me the hotel list NWC. Thank you
Of course as a newbie any suggestions as to which would be best would be welcum. If anyone looking for a lift if i do decide to drive drop me a pm. I live Bury/Bolton area
Cheers
Steve44nw

Thanks for that, could you pick us up from E Yorks, about I need to be back about on Sunday as I'm playing football.
Much appreciated!
lol

:laughabove:
didn't you want to drop in and see some elderly relatives too??? :lol2:

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30 Nov 2005

Quote by sccouple
Are we on the wrong site. if so can anyone suggest any other sites
Steven and Caz

Here ya go biggrin

Hope you are as happy there !

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30 Nov 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
Neil no longer in Leeds' strop - it took on a life of it's own :lol: :lol:
The first SH postcard should go in as well.
Jas
XXX

Still waiting on something to arrive ! I know Binxy* has sent one... should be any day now I hope rolleyes

*BiWelshMinx :lol:

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30 Nov 2005

Just dug this up again so i can put this in as it needs burying:
Marcuso as Padre of the 1st Battalion, English Skirt Brigade at last saturdays Glasgow munch. :lol2:

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30 Nov 2005

Quote by freckledbird

Now who do i pick ! Debbiewebs??? Hmmm, i need time to think about this...

Don't even bloody think about it :shock:
Here is my weapon of choice :twisted:

Ha ! that thing doesn't scare me ! It's absolutely tiny!
:shock:
I just realised it's a link !
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30 Nov 2005

Good to see you back Fabio !

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30 Nov 2005

Quote by blonde
Is there an up to date list of who's going ???
Just nosey and want to make sure I look out for people I have spoken to but never met.

I 2nd that.... is there a list please Mrs NWC?
And is anyone meeting up for a pre munch drink? I probably wont be there until mid afternoon but may be about for a "swift 'un" before getting to the munch? Anyone else?

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30 Nov 2005

not giving him a chance then????
:lol2:

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30 Nov 2005

Quote by
Finally, I was logged on with a different username / password but for some reason this has disappeared - bit odd really but does anyone have any idea what may have happened to cause me to stop being recognised by the system? I don't think I upset anyone so am a bit confused.

What was the username??? Tell the Mods, they may be able to help ...
innocent

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30 Nov 2005

For a smoker I am not doing too bad!
Sunday, November 16, 2053
and makes a good innings of 85
though i had better have that last birthday a week early...

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30 Nov 2005

yet another.

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30 Nov 2005

Quote by postie
LadyFeeBee ! I thought we were in protracted negotiations for you to become my snitch !

Quote by The gorgeous LadyFeeBee
Sshhhh....... :uhoh:
I'm going to have to do something to your mouth to keep it shut :gagged:

promises promises! biggrin

Quote by Loudmouth Postie
This siding with Hornyred and Freckledbird is not on...

Quote by The tempting LadyFeeBee
What you going to do about it?
Fee
XX

:rascal: and maybe this..... smackbottom

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30 Nov 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Postie mate, ive been grubbing around in the S/H vaults and i stumbled upon some old documents dating back from when S/H towers was first built (1634 ) relating to challenges, duels, competitions and the like, look,,,

In paragraph 3 subsection 7 i found somthing that may be of interest
It states quite clearly that, and i quote.,,,
Should any courtier/ member or official of S/H, who has taken up, or been set a challenge/ task/duel or copetition, may nominate a "champion" to represent them should the challenge/task/ duel or competition result in a forfeit. :D :D
And as far as our S/H legal team are concerned, these laws are still legally binding/valid today :D
All you have to do now is nominate your "champion"
Dino.

DINO!!
Are you trying to help Postie out of a pickle here?
HR and I will have to deal with you severely.....
I nominate YOU to take the forfeit for Postie :twisted:
Fee
XX
LadyFeeBee ! I thought we were in protracted negotiations for you to become mysnitch ! This siding with Hornyred and Freckledbird is not on...
Dino mate, I have had my team of Lawyers look at the documents and you are correct, a "Champion" can indeed be used ( phew!!!) but another legal sub-clause was noted, tucked away on page XXIV.
If any of the aforementioned courtiers/ members of this challenge shall beseech the opposite dualist/challenger for a period of recuperation or rest, or to move their abode and claim to have no access to their quill and ink, then the opposite dualist / challenger can nominate a challenger on their behalf... "
which i am told means I can nominate someone to step in for FB and represent her while she is offline...
Now who do i pick ! Debbiewebs??? Hmmm, i need time to think about this...

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29 Nov 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Yay, I like this thread, it's made LadyFeeBee change her avatar back!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Fee
XX
Ithink there'd be an outcry if the (bloody gorgeous) LadyFeeBee changed her avatar..... though maybe we should have a selection to choose from..... just for comparison reasons you understand....
:inlove:

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29 Nov 2005

Quote by tattyxpx
... oh and I'm still waiting for you to do what you said you were gonna do sitting in the munch..... next time

Didn't it go something like this .......

Quote by essexlady
(said very loudly across the floor in an Essex accent) Oi ! tatty!!!! Can I ......
.......

Oh! I can't possibly finish that off.... :shock: rotflmao

Firstly the Essex Mafia will get me and secondly a load of keyboards will get damaged :lol2:

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29 Nov 2005

Quote by Tania
I am shy like you and I never enjoyed munches much because I never knew how to struck up a conversation and stayed glued to my partner throughout the night. The few times that I would venture out of my comfort zone, my partner would turn sour afterwards and say nasty things like 'you've got that man's smell on you, don't come near me until you wash yourself!' and that was just from talking to people, imagine what he would have said if I had actually kissed or hugged someone!!

Did anyone else mistake the name Tania for Tanina and then get all confused at the above passage??? ( I did redface

)
Good advice though Tania, maybe we should have a "shy corner" at munches biggrin

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29 Nov 2005

Quote by Dino
LOL Postie was wearing my cherry* at one point at Marcuso's party ops: :oops: :oops:

Hang about a minute, confused

lipstick ? door to door ?
Your not a postie at all are you erm, postie.
Your a bloody Avon rep arnt you.
Can you pop a catalogue round to our house for h`red please avonie !
Damn . I've been rumbled ! Damn you Dino ! mad

Catalogue winging it's way to your house for H'red.... though will also send a Screwfix one too, as they have a good deal on at the moment for trowels and plaster :lol2:

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28 Nov 2005

Quote by Shireen_Mids
though the question now is, if Fuckledbird is going to be offline for almost a week, do we extend the deadline until new years eve??? I reckon so... ( but then I would ) Bev?
Fair?

Worried you are going to loose postie???

:rotflmao:
Shireen
xxx
and:

Quote by fuckledbird
FB wonders if Postie's a little worried :twisted:

No denying it.... Yep, totally worried about Bev advancing towards me with a strap-on the size of a Zeppelin being rammed up there... :shock:
Mr FB ! How about swapping some of the keys around on the keyboard while she isn't looking???

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28 Nov 2005

Quote by MR-FB
hello folks it is i come to stick me oar in......... here goes
becos we not gonna be on here for a week or so i think bev should incur some penalty points.
i seem to remember right at the start she was told she had to keep posting regularly and couldn't stay away so.........
just my opinionfor what its worth .
now im off to hide

:worship:
You star Mr FB....
though the question now is, if Fuckledbird is going to be offline for almost a week, do we extend the deadline until new years eve??? I reckon so... ( but then I would rolleyes

) Bev?
Fair?

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28 Nov 2005

Quote by freckledbird

Ooooh I think this is going to become a close run thing then...
FB up to 7 mistakes and then from friday offline until the 8th. Damn, that only gives me 16 days of posting for you to make 3 mistakes in.... not including any you make this week though

Don't forget I'll be busy after the move, what with all the unpacking we have to do. So I won't be on as much. Less chance of making mistakes, hmmm * lol

Did you choose a dildo yet? Or do I get to bring my favourite one? :twisted:
I think I will choose one myself thank you!
( does anyone know if they make really really small strap ons...????? pleeeease! )

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28 Nov 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
I would like to confirm our attendance

Having just read the above post.......
........ I'd still like to confirm my attendance ! ( oooh and I notice that Miserable Cat Bastard is using the word "our" in his acceptance... so unless that's his Parole Officer again, it must mean the wonderful Mrs Happy Cats is coming :bounce: )

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28 Nov 2005

Quote by freckledbird
***** Fair Warning *****
Post early for Xmas especially if you plan to use PO Box 69 for SH Towers.
I fear the local postie will be otherwise engaged reading his Dick-Tie-On-Harry.
(never could spell that word Dictionary)
Phredd

You can all have a rest anyway from about Thursday night this week - we are finally, eventually, at long last, moving house on Friday (unless the stupid woman buying our house changes her mind AGAIN) and we can't get 'phone/cable TV/broadband installed until the 8th. December. :cry: Soooooooo* you can't tell on me lol

Ooooh I think this is going to become a close run thing then...
FB up to 7 mistakes and then from friday offline until the 8th. Damn, that only gives me 16 days of posting for you to make 3 mistakes in.... not including any you make this week though biggrin

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28 Nov 2005

righty-O. Get comfy, it's going to be another long post munch Thank You entry, i think rolleyes

I've already said late last night a thank you toLucy and Ken... but it wouldn't go amiss to just to say - That was an excellent munch you 2 put on ! worship

It felt like the munch really started on the friday when a few of us went for a beer or 17 meeting up with some of the SH Clan. Although myself and Marcuso had already been for one while waiting for the elderly "red-swine lover" (tm Bi-Paula) to unpack his false teeth ( or something) :lol2:
Which reminds me... getting a flat for the weekend was an excellent idea, so thanks to the Godmother of the Essex Mafia - essexlady for that... can we do it again at all the munches? ( and can we have the same maid too??? bolt

)
Knocking about in a flat with a bunch of veteran SH munchers (and Onlyme1981 rotflmao

) isn't a place you want to be if you fancy an early night especially with tattyxpx (Glaswegian and over excited at being "home") and marcuso (well, you can imagine!) there, and the bastards have cameras and take pictures of you in compromising positions with other people who just happen to have crashed out bedside you. Guess you'll all see the pictures soon enough so I'll shut up for now... biggrin

And Glasgow ! Always been a bit put off going there as it doesn't seem the most welcoming of places, but I couldn't have been more wrong, it's a great place. Hope I can get back there sooner rather than later.
And after sobering up on saturday morning we went out to meet up with the pre-munch drinkers. Well, sort of, had to have a wander around the centre of Glasgow first to buy some overpriced socks and stuff. But then drinking! Walked in and met The Mighty Jags!!!
She is real you know... not just a server 'bot that is stuck on either "Slap" or "De-activate" ... and she's lovely, but i kept out of Jags-slap range just in case.. and there was a whole crowd of us, Dambuster in pre-wobble mode, the lovely HorneyLittleBlonde talking football, or rather telling football stories which is a lot funnier. And Angel Chat who denied wearing a skinned mole as apparently... "It's a cat !!!"
Kit and Kat and oh buggery, loads of others it seemed.... then a quick dash back to base to get scrubbed up and out for the proper munch !! ( and already i am bored typing this so gawd knows how you feel... but there is the scroll button over there>>>> )
Really nice venue, secluded and intimate. Although going up those stairs in a kilt with nothing under it was a bit daunting :shock: I seemed to initially have been left off of the badge list but it turns out there was asecret badge snaffler amongst us, although i may just have to go and try and get it back. Soon.
Finally met heasyandck and spent ages asking what their name was and still getting it wrong. :roll: But a lovely couple who seemed right at home after initial nerves wore off..
Oh and Nicola and Alan at the end of the night, been yapping on and off for ages to them two, glad you made it. And no Chunky Love sad

( next time matey or we'll come and get you )
Dundeecpl, nice to see you 2 again, and thanks for expertly applying my lipstick, although I'll leave people to guess at which one of you did...:D
Erm and then i got a bit drunk. The night flashed by as it always does leaving memories of a great time but not quite able to access them, until something small nudges your brain and you recall it later. But thats half the fun...
I must make a mention of the turn-out from the English Skirt Brigade who (I think) outnumbered the Scots who wore kilts, but i could be wrong dunno

Although I think The Laird didn't quite agree with my reasoning on why an Englishman in a kilt is wearing a skirt. But being a good chap he didn't knock my block off, ( note to self - don't try and convince very tall Scotsmen that a kilt is a skirt :doh: )
And bringing up the rear..... and you couldn't find a nicer one ( official) LadyFeebee, who not only snaffled my badge but also my lipstick ( theft by snogging). But she can do that anytime she wants... :inlove:
Bloody hell I waffle on, but i think i am just staving off post-munch blues.... sorry to anyone i missed out. And sorry to Onlyme1981 for spending most of the weekend taking the piss out of you, really you ARE a snoggable alien. And one day you will be tall enough to go on the kids rides in Sauchiehall street :rotflmao:
ok. Lastly, has anyone got pictures of me please?

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28 Nov 2005

Quote by richardm
Time for the daily toil peeps - and I've a few lovely photos to share with you.... Marcuso and Postie are never *ever* going to live one of them down ;).

If Marcuso doesn't mind, I certainly don't mind you posting them up here... although I am hoping the Jock-Op tattyxpx does pop by with an explanatation of how it happened redface

ops: :oops:

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27 Nov 2005

What's this?
Me? In lipstick?
Erm...
Nooooooooooooo... never !
( And I deny everything about Mrs Dundeecpl applying lipstick to me last night too biggrin

)

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27 Nov 2005

Quote by Marcuso
postie ........ Just one word to say m8........B**TARD.......lol....seriously though......Always a good addition to any munch list.....and once again.....B**TARD...........lol
Marcuso
xx xx

The look on Marcuso's face.... FECKIN' PRICELESS !!!! flipa

( cheers mate biggrin

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