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postie
1 month ago
Straight Male, 58
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Quote by Marcuso
postie ........ Just one word to say m8........B**TARD.......lol....seriously though......Always a good addition to any munch list.....and once again.....B**TARD...........lol
Marcuso
xx xx

The look on Marcuso's face.... FECKIN' PRICELESS !!!! flipa ( cheers mate biggrin )
OK, home, at last, that Scotland place is a long way off innit !!
Well, another fantastic munch, enjoyed myself from getting into Glasgow on friday evening until leaving on sunday evening.
A BIG THANK YOU to the ever gorgeous Lucyweebaps and the big fellaKen for putting it on, it was a bloody good munch and I am home now worn out and totally shattered. So it had to be good ! Nice seeing you both for a "full scottish" fry up this morning biggrin
Another thank you, for Ice Pie who came to the rescue of no end of people this weekend, me included, by lending me a spare kilt and sporran, you Sir, are not only a Gent' but a really top fella and you looked extremely dapper again! :thumbup: Thanks for bailing me out there, would have been very bad form if I turned up as Battalion Commander of the English Skirt Brigade in trousers. (though I think the tartan was of the McBiscuit-Tin clan)
Was brilliant to meet the SH Clan north of the border too many to mention just now.
This is only a very short "thank you" as I am off to bed, but will be posting a proper "de-brief" tomorrow when I can think a bit straighter. Though...... to the (oh bloody hell WOW ) very lovelyLadyFeeBee, I have managed to get back OK though somehow I seem to have a grin on my face i can't remove :inlove: ( that Mr Laird is one lucky bloke!)
Quote by tattyxpx
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I tattyxpx solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to defend our swinging heaven COMMUNITY what ever the cost maybe........ I shell never surrender!
wave

Hows that wink :happy: :bounce:
dunno has it worked???
I .......POSTIE.... possibly declares ........that I packed this suitcase myself......I will continue to take the piss out of those who deserve it.... hold my head up high unless I am looking for something I dropped..... and drunkenly stagger around the forum annoying Jags and Sarge.... I will defend Swinging Heaven as long as it contains the community and hope Premium membership doesn't wreck everything........ I shall never surrender!
Or summat like that..... rolleyes
Nope... not going to pledge allegiance to Swinging Heaven until I have seen how it turns out.
Sorry Debs. biggrin
Now if you'd have put the SH Community in there, I would have pledged. As it is, I honestly can't.
Quote by TallFunLondon
You bunch of stirrers - lol

Us? :shock: nahhhhhhhhhhh
Quote by GenHertsCpl
Calendar on hold while new ownership settle in.
p.s. New owners do you want a 2006 calendar of members and what guarentees can you offer re pics on it?

confused We'd thought of that as well sad
I hadnt :crazy:
Not only you GenHerts, I hadn't thought about it either. :shock:
Hmmmm.
damn damn damn....
Quote by tattyxpx
wave hi there biggrin
Question for you.... redface Do you have a big willie :giggle:
bolt I'll get back to my packing shall I rolleyes

smackbottom Baaaaad tattyxpx ....
Mods ! She's back !
Quote by Memera
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Feel free to ask me anything else about me you'd like to know, and I'll do my best to answer.
Bye for now....

Do you have a cat? dunno
Are you good at crosswords?
Algebra... ever found a use for it since you left school???
Anyone else want to ask some questions biggrin
Quote by A_geordie_chameleon

Mick wait till you get to a Munch and you will see just how near the mark you are. There has been soooooooooooooo many friendships made on this site - it really is incredible. The wide range of emotions can always be found on here - if you feel down and in need of support you usually find a sympathetic ear or a thousand. If you have done something good that you want to share you watch the congrats flood in. Driving test passes, Birthdays you name it we celebrate.
As you said
Great innit?

I can't wait Steph!! Although god knows how I'll cope, I don't know whats going on around here half the time, to see it in action at full speeds got to be an experience lol
Mick
There's a munch happening this weekend in Glasgow, by some point on sunday you'll start to see the first posts filtering in from those who got home early on a "post-munch Thank You" thread.
You'll get some idea of how the evening went, what happened, who got pissed and all sorts of things. And that'll only be a very small part of the whole thing.
Munches aren't anything to be scared of, although they can be a bit nerve-wracking until you walk in the door. They are purely social and there to introduce "newbies" to the scene and meet people on here.
Have a peek at the "thank-you" thread and you'll get a better idea.... but until you have been to one you'll not know what you are missing...
Postie <<< munch-whore.
Quote by sexyluke
Hi and welcome Josh!!!
But please dont put ideas into their heads about paying for membership!!!
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Luke

Too late biggrin
( and I was tempted too, but kept schtumm )
Quote by Lissa
I'd like to be Neil Armstrong, taking that 'one small step for man'

I guess with you saying this >>>
Quote by Lissa
I'm only 4 ft 10

You haven't got much choice in taking small steps :lol2:
Just been taking a look at this link, found in the "clubs and parties section, which may interest you. Though I have no idea if it is any good.

Which seems to be in your neck of the woods. There's a phone number to call as well so you can have a chat to the owners to allay any concerns you have.
Have fun.
( deliberately haven't gone into the "surprise" aspect as it's already been covered)
Quote by tattyxpx
Thankyou.... I've now been frozen out the chatroom lol
at least someone listens to my requests rotflmao
wave see you all around 6pmish....
*tatty goes off to be good for once in her life rolleyes

You mean ....
before you get banned for the 2nd time in under a week :lol2: bolt
See you around lunchtime is my guess......
Mods !!! Oh Mods !!!
Can I refer you to the evidence written by the Jock-Op herself.....
Quote by tattyxpx

Should anyone see me or know of me being online tomorrow between the hours of... till.... then can they kindly kill my connection.... cause I really really must pack redface

bolt
Quote by tattyxpx
redface I'm not here really i'm not....
You reading ma fecking mind.. i'm sat in the chatroom asking how do i stay offline for more than an hour...
your scaring me now.....
lol

That isn't a cue for you to carry on replying you know. smackbottom :smackbottom:
GO GET PACKED !!!
rotflmao
tattyxpx.... why are you online ????????????
Go get packed !!!!!!!
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To one of the very best SH has to offer, hope your birthday is full of all things spangly and you have a great time my "almost twin"
Happy EagerDay !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote by Ice Pie
Badges:
I can't find the following names registered in either the forums or the chatroom:
Jim&Julie aka- JJcpl
Nicola & allen
Could those people let me know by PM what names/avatars they want on their badges?
Cheers,
Ice

Just put Coffin-Dodger on davidn48's badge.... he'll answer to it biggrin
Quote by markz
have they found the missing men yet rolleyes

:laughabove:
Quote by westerross
Happy Birthday my friend.
I voted way over 'cos the last time I saw you, you were at least 46DD!

rotflmao ya bugger....
The Congo is a bit far to go for a pee isn't it Choon??? dunno :lol2:
thanks again everyone!
Have not long got in from going out for a few birthday drinks... a tiny bit squiffy, but not enough to invite you all here for a party rolleyes
...... that'll have to wait until the weekend in Glasgow :twisted: where I will be making up for having a quiet birthday... :cheers:
and collecting belated birthday snogs biggrin kiss
ooooooh , a person who has the same birthday as me.... or vice versa...
Happy Birthday Martell....... hope you had a good 'un!
Paul xxx
Accom all sorted out, will be in Glasgow for friday evening so friday drinks nd pre-munch drinks a go-go!
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my computer is freezing every now and then when i click on links... and have to re-start.
very unusual ...
Quote by Debbiewebs
It is certainly not my friend ! ! !
I'm trying to find a thread where someone (I can't remember who) posted a passage about misspelling almost every word but it was still readable provided you put (I think) the first and last letter in the right places.
?

Isn't that any post by Debbie's??? :lol2:
bolt
Typical!!!...............I get back in here........ after spending bloody hours mending me PC ................ and what do i get ................. THIS PISS!
POSTIE!!.......
See the old place hasn't changed yet then ...love it!
Welcome back Debbiewebs wave
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OMG she's back ....
Quote by Alexandra

And ..... the postman always knocks twice !! :rascal:

Is that because he can't reach the doorbell?
NO... because it takes ages for you to get down the stairs on the Stanna stair-lift... rolleyes
:lol2:
Quote by snapyou
We're looking for some horny fun this weekend.
Check out our ad...and if you like what u see..get in touch...!!

Where is your ad then?? dunno
Quote by RedHot
Do the admin team have any further comments to add yet? dunno
Tracy-Jayne

Seems to have gone all quiet from them lot.... :shock:
Calm before the storm?